GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

DOS? wtf is that?

 

[mr roboto]

DOS? Green screen?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I deserve a whiskey

Yes. Yes.

I was about to post that Walnutz is a dick because he had a work emergency, which means I'm still working instead of at the bar.

However...

Dylan asked me, again, to hook his guitar up so he could learn how to play. I told him a few hours ago we would but I really want to get this report done and have hours of work left. I told him that he had my word we would start tomorrow. He just smiled and said, "it's alright Daddy, I know how hard you work".

and the cats in the cradle....

Ahh hell bob. I just got back to the house about 20 minutes ago. Sorry man. I am tired of dealing with people today. You can really tell how people a in a time of crisis. Too much freak out is never a good thing and my customer was in the land of freaked out today.Anyway, all is better with them. I will make it up. Sucks it had to happen on a freaking Friday.

I was just giving you #### GB. It actually worked out. Now I can enjoy the weekend. I hope you got everything figured out at work.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Who's drinkin?

This guy

 

[St. Louis Bob]

DOS? Green screen?

Yes. I learned this computer system back in 1979-80 so it's kind of old. It works though and is dependable. We've talked to other dealers that went to different systems available and every one of them said they wish they would have stayed with what we use. The new stuff is slick but it buggy, not to mention REALLY expensive.

 

[walnutz]

I think I deserve a whiskey

Yes. Yes.

I was about to post that Walnutz is a dick because he had a work emergency, which means I'm still working instead of at the bar.

However...

Dylan asked me, again, to hook his guitar up so he could learn how to play. I told him a few hours ago we would but I really want to get this report done and have hours of work left. I told him that he had my word we would start tomorrow. He just smiled and said, "it's alright Daddy, I know how hard you work".

and the cats in the cradle....

Ahh hell bob. I just got back to the house about 20 minutes ago. Sorry man. I am tired of dealing with people today. You can really tell how people a in a time of crisis. Too much freak out is never a good thing and my customer was in the land of freaked out today.Anyway, all is better with them. I will make it up. Sucks it had to happen on a freaking Friday.

I was just giving you #### GB. It actually worked out. Now I can enjoy the weekend. I hope you got everything figured out at work.

Yeah. It is all good now. I am just the sales guy but I run interference for the engineer guys. When there is something down I typically head on site at the ciustomer with them to keep,people occupied and out of the engineers hair so they can actually work.

You sell office supplies right by the way? I should get you hooked in with our buyer. We don't do a ton and I am not sure we would fit as a customer.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Who's drinkin?

This guy

Heavily now.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think I deserve a whiskey

Yes. Yes.

I was about to post that Walnutz is a dick because he had a work emergency, which means I'm still working instead of at the bar.

However...

Dylan asked me, again, to hook his guitar up so he could learn how to play. I told him a few hours ago we would but I really want to get this report done and have hours of work left. I told him that he had my word we would start tomorrow. He just smiled and said, "it's alright Daddy, I know how hard you work".

and the cats in the cradle....

Ahh hell bob. I just got back to the house about 20 minutes ago. Sorry man. I am tired of dealing with people today. You can really tell how people a in a time of crisis. Too much freak out is never a good thing and my customer was in the land of freaked out today.Anyway, all is better with them. I will make it up. Sucks it had to happen on a freaking Friday.

I was just giving you #### GB. It actually worked out. Now I can enjoy the weekend. I hope you got everything figured out at work.

Yeah. It is all good now. I am just the sales guy but I run interference for the engineer guys. When there is something down I typically head on site at the ciustomer with them to keep,people occupied and out of the engineers hair so they can actually work.

You sell office supplies right by the way? I should get you hooked in with our buyer. We don't do a ton and I am not sure we would fit as a customer.

You're that guy from Office Space?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I deserve a whiskey

Yes. Yes.

I was about to post that Walnutz is a dick because he had a work emergency, which means I'm still working instead of at the bar.

However...

Dylan asked me, again, to hook his guitar up so he could learn how to play. I told him a few hours ago we would but I really want to get this report done and have hours of work left. I told him that he had my word we would start tomorrow. He just smiled and said, "it's alright Daddy, I know how hard you work".

and the cats in the cradle....

Ahh hell bob. I just got back to the house about 20 minutes ago. Sorry man. I am tired of dealing with people today. You can really tell how people a in a time of crisis. Too much freak out is never a good thing and my customer was in the land of freaked out today.Anyway, all is better with them. I will make it up. Sucks it had to happen on a freaking Friday.

I was just giving you #### GB. It actually worked out. Now I can enjoy the weekend. I hope you got everything figured out at work.

Yeah. It is all good now. I am just the sales guy but I run interference for the engineer guys. When there is something down I typically head on site at the ciustomer with them to keep,people occupied and out of the engineers hair so they can actually work.

You sell office supplies right by the way? I should get you hooked in with our buyer. We don't do a ton and I am not sure we would fit as a customer.

That would be great, thanks. If you are just trying to get me to pick up the tab, you know exactly what to say GB.

 

[Abraham]

DOS? Green screen?

Yes. I learned this computer system back in 1979-80 so it's kind of old. It works though and is dependable. We've talked to other dealers that went to different systems available and every one of them said they wish they would have stayed with what we use. The new stuff is slick but it buggy, not to mention REALLY expensive.

Dos powers Most of the sales systems I've used, including the one at Dell.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I think I deserve a whiskey.

I think you do too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't know if any of you other dudes with young daughters have seen Frozen, but that "Let It Go" song will just stay in your mind for days (years?).

Caution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

I worked for a place that forbid "romantic encounters" between co-workers. What if it isn't romantic? #supplycloset

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Who's drinkin?

Hi there.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

Hey, I used almost that very same line in 12th grade religion class. Caught hell for it. Pun intended.

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't know if any of you other dudes with young daughters have seen Frozen, but that "Let It Go" song will just stay in your mind for days (years?).

Caution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

After I saw that with my daughter we ended up downloading "Let it Go". First time that's ever happened.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tell Cos to fire up the google hangout.

 

[Abraham]

Lebron just fouled out for only the fourth time in his career.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

DOS? Green screen?

Yes. I learned this computer system back in 1979-80 so it's kind of old. It works though and is dependable. We've talked to other dealers that went to different systems available and every one of them said they wish they would have stayed with what we use. The new stuff is slick but it buggy, not to mention REALLY expensive.

Dos powers Most of the sales systems I've used, including the one at Dell.

No kidding? Huh. Switching back and forth between all caps and not being able to copy and paste drives me something, something.

I think I deserve a whiskey.

I think you do too.

As I was typing that I knew you of all people, would understand.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Who's drinkin?

This guy

Heavily now.

With you. Boom.

 

[Abraham]

Yeah, I used to work for a components company that had a dos sales system and when I took a job at dell I was so excited to be leaving dos on my rear view. First day of trying at dell they introduce you to doms, the dell order management system. Dos. F1. Tab. F5. Tab. #### my life.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I think I deserve a whiskey

Yes. Yes.

I was about to post that Walnutz is a dick because he had a work emergency, which means I'm still working instead of at the bar.

However...

Dylan asked me, again, to hook his guitar up so he could learn how to play. I told him a few hours ago we would but I really want to get this report done and have hours of work left. I told him that he had my word we would start tomorrow. He just smiled and said, "it's alright Daddy, I know how hard you work".

and the cats in the cradle....

Ahh hell bob. I just got back to the house about 20 minutes ago. Sorry man. I am tired of dealing with people today. You can really tell how people a in a time of crisis. Too much freak out is never a good thing and my customer was in the land of freaked out today.Anyway, all is better with them. I will make it up. Sucks it had to happen on a freaking Friday.

I was just giving you #### GB. It actually worked out. Now I can enjoy the weekend. I hope you got everything figured out at work.

Yeah. It is all good now. I am just the sales guy but I run interference for the engineer guys. When there is something down I typically head on site at the ciustomer with them to keep,people occupied and out of the engineers hair so they can actually work.You sell office supplies right by the way? I should get you hooked in with our buyer. We don't do a ton and I am not sure we would fit as a customer.

You're that guy from Office Space?

I DEAL WITH THE G##DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! IM A PEOPLE PERSON! IM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?

 

[strykerpks]

I think I deserve a whiskey

Yes. Yes.

I was about to post that Walnutz is a dick because he had a work emergency, which means I'm still working instead of at the bar.

However...

Dylan asked me, again, to hook his guitar up so he could learn how to play. I told him a few hours ago we would but I really want to get this report done and have hours of work left. I told him that he had my word we would start tomorrow. He just smiled and said, "it's alright Daddy, I know how hard you work".

and the cats in the cradle....

Ahh hell bob. I just got back to the house about 20 minutes ago. Sorry man. I am tired of dealing with people today. You can really tell how people a in a time of crisis. Too much freak out is never a good thing and my customer was in the land of freaked out today.Anyway, all is better with them. I will make it up. Sucks it had to happen on a freaking Friday.

I was just giving you #### GB. It actually worked out. Now I can enjoy the weekend. I hope you got everything figured out at work.

Yeah, screw you walnutz. SLB wanted to enjoy himself

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know what I'm watching on Netflix (no offense, GM)?

"Where the Red Fern Grows (1974)"

You know why?

#### you, that's why.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I think I deserve a whiskey

Yes. Yes.

I was about to post that Walnutz is a dick because he had a work emergency, which means I'm still working instead of at the bar.

However...

Dylan asked me, again, to hook his guitar up so he could learn how to play. I told him a few hours ago we would but I really want to get this report done and have hours of work left. I told him that he had my word we would start tomorrow. He just smiled and said, "it's alright Daddy, I know how hard you work".

and the cats in the cradle....

Ahh hell bob. I just got back to the house about 20 minutes ago. Sorry man. I am tired of dealing with people today. You can really tell how people a in a time of crisis. Too much freak out is never a good thing and my customer was in the land of freaked out today.Anyway, all is better with them. I will make it up. Sucks it had to happen on a freaking Friday.

I was just giving you #### GB. It actually worked out. Now I can enjoy the weekend. I hope you got everything figured out at work.

Yeah. It is all good now. I am just the sales guy but I run interference for the engineer guys. When there is something down I typically head on site at the ciustomer with them to keep,people occupied and out of the engineers hair so they can actually work.You sell office supplies right by the way? I should get you hooked in with our buyer. We don't do a ton and I am not sure we would fit as a customer.

You're that guy from Office Space?

I DEAL WITH THE G##DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! IM A PEOPLE PERSON! IM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?

What's you favorite Bolton song?

I celebrate his entire catalog.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

Hey, I used almost that very same line in 12th grade religion class. Caught hell for it. Pun intended.

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

I worked for a place that forbid "romantic encounters" between co-workers. What if it isn't romantic? #supplycloset

Also, "the poop hole isn't a loop hole".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't know if any of you other dudes with young daughters have seen Frozen, but that "Let It Go" song will just stay in your mind for days (years?).

Caution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

After I saw that with my daughter we ended up downloading "Let it Go". First time that's ever happened.

No way I'm clicking that. I get songs in my head for days sometimes the way it is.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Six beers in and I'm drunk.

I've become the obnoxious sorority girl. Yes, the fat one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

Hey, I used almost that very same line in 12th grade religion class. Caught hell for it. Pun intended.

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

I worked for a place that forbid "romantic encounters" between co-workers. What if it isn't romantic? #supplycloset

Also, "the poop hole isn't a loop hole".

Teacher lady preaching the Catholic idea of "no pre-martial sex":

Me: So that means no sex before marriage, right?

Teacher: That's right.

Me: So what if the two of us never get married? That wouldn't be "before", right?

Teacher: :sigh:

Later on that period

Teacher: ...it should be for procreation only.

Me: Well guns are for killing, right? But isn't it OK to target practice?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yeah, screw you walnutz. SLB wanted to enjoy himself

I DEAL WITH THE G##DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! IM A PEOPLE PERSON! IM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Six beers in and I'm drunk.

I've become the obnoxious sorority girl. Yes, the fat one.

:easesdownpants:

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't know if any of you other dudes with young daughters have seen Frozen, but that "Let It Go" song will just stay in your mind for days (years?).

Caution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

After I saw that with my daughter we ended up downloading "Let it Go". First time that's ever happened.

No way I'm clicking that. I get songs in my head for days sometimes the way it is.

33 mil hits in a month. It's like crack for little girls.

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't know if any of you other dudes with young daughters have seen Frozen, but that "Let It Go" song will just stay in your mind for days (years?).

Caution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

After I saw that with my daughter we ended up downloading "Let it Go". First time that's ever happened.

No way I'm clicking that. I get songs in my head for days sometimes the way it is.

33 mil hits in a month. It's like crack for little girls.

Usually after we see a movie my daughter is like, "That was great dad, let's go to the arcade now."

With this one, she said, "omg omg omg that song was so awesome can you get that on your phone daddy?"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You know what I'm watching on Netflix (no offense, GM)?

"Where the Red Fern Grows (1974)"

You know why?

#### you, that's why.

Super super gay

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

Hey, I used almost that very same line in 12th grade religion class. Caught hell for it. Pun intended.

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

I worked for a place that forbid "romantic encounters" between co-workers. What if it isn't romantic? #supplycloset

Also, "the poop hole isn't a loop hole".

Teacher lady preaching the Catholic idea of "no pre-martial sex":

Me: So that means no sex before marriage, right?

Teacher: That's right.

Me: So what if the two of us never get married? That wouldn't be "before", right?

Teacher: :sigh:

Later on that period

Teacher: ...it should be for procreation only.

Me: Well guns are for killing, right? But isn't it OK to target practice?

No way

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Six beers in and I'm drunk.

I've become the obnoxious sorority girl. Yes, the fat one.

PV was just telling me she has a headache after one mixed drink and that "I don't have a tolerance like you anymore. You have to really hit it hard to have a hangover."

More bourbon, anyone?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't know if any of you other dudes with young daughters have seen Frozen, but that "Let It Go" song will just stay in your mind for days (years?).

Caution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

After I saw that with my daughter we ended up downloading "Let it Go". First time that's ever happened.

No way I'm clicking that. I get songs in my head for days sometimes the way it is.

33 mil hits in a month. It's like crack for little girls.

Usually after we see a movie my daughter is like, "That was great dad, let's go to the arcade now."

With this one, she said, "omg omg omg that song was so awesome can you get that on your phone daddy?"

Cal & Kellen are going to love it.

 

[Abraham]

Six beers in and I'm drunk.

I've become the obnoxious sorority girl. Yes, the fat one.

PV was just telling me she has a headache after one mixed drink and that "I don't have a tolerance like you anymore. You have to really hit it hard to have a hangover."More bourbon, anyone?

Don't mind if I do. This helix show isn't bad but I've missed half of it. Good thing it's coming back on in 15 minutes.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

Hey, I used almost that very same line in 12th grade religion class. Caught hell for it. Pun intended.

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

I worked for a place that forbid "romantic encounters" between co-workers. What if it isn't romantic? #supplycloset

Also, "the poop hole isn't a loop hole".

Teacher lady preaching the Catholic idea of "no pre-martial sex":

Me: So that means no sex before marriage, right?

Teacher: That's right.

Me: So what if the two of us never get married? That wouldn't be "before", right?

Teacher: :sigh:

Later on that period

Teacher: ...it should be for procreation only.

Me: Well guns are for killing, right? But isn't it OK to target practice?

No way

100% true. Teacher's name was Bev Thompson. Former North Carolina Baptist (still had the traitor accent) who became a Catholic for her USMC husband. $20 says she still remembers me. Probably took 10 years off of her life.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Six beers in and I'm drunk.

I've become the obnoxious sorority girl. Yes, the fat one.

PV was just telling me she has a headache after one mixed drink and that "I don't have a tolerance like you anymore. You have to really hit it hard to have a hangover."

More bourbon, anyone?

Um, okay.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Six beers in and I'm drunk.

I've become the obnoxious sorority girl. Yes, the fat one.

PV was just telling me she has a headache after one mixed drink and that "I don't have a tolerance like you anymore. You have to really hit it hard to have a hangover."

More bourbon, anyone?

Um, okay.

:highslaps:

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Posting this here without comment:

http://gawker.com/the-god-hates-####-church-makes-amazing-vines-1498972724

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

Hey, I used almost that very same line in 12th grade religion class. Caught hell for it. Pun intended.

"Technically it isn't premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them."

I worked for a place that forbid "romantic encounters" between co-workers. What if it isn't romantic? #supplycloset

Also, "the poop hole isn't a loop hole".

Teacher lady preaching the Catholic idea of "no pre-martial sex":

Me: So that means no sex before marriage, right?

Teacher: That's right.

Me: So what if the two of us never get married? That wouldn't be "before", right?

Teacher: :sigh:

Later on that period

Teacher: ...it should be for procreation only.

Me: Well guns are for killing, right? But isn't it OK to target practice?

No way

100% true. Teacher's name was Bev Thompson. Former North Carolina Baptist (still had the traitor accent) who became a Catholic for her USMC husband. $20 says she still remembers me. Probably took 10 years off of her life.

BFF's uncle married our 8th grade teacher 4-5 years ago. Oh she hated us and particularly him. She was a whole like Ms. Crabapple. Hot slutty broad but didn't think we were all that funny.

BFF & ohter BFF (pours 40) broke into the school and stole all the disciplinary files one night. They all expected me of course and grilled the hell out me. Thankfully he didn't tell me he pulled it so it made plausible denial very convincing and real. They ended up saying they were going to suspend everybody that had a file stolen and they fessed up.

Now he has to see her at family functions.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That's why you steal EVERY file.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Posting this here without comment:

http://gawker.com/the-god-hates-####-church-makes-amazing-vines-1498972724

"Priests rape boys". Yeah right. <_<

 

[St. Louis Bob]

That's why you steal EVERY file.

Oh hello. These two aren't/weren't exactly the sharpest back then. BFF was always good with his hands though, yeah with chicks too, and can fix or build anything.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Posting this here without comment:

http://gawker.com/the-god-hates-####-church-makes-amazing-vines-1498972724

"Your pastor is a whore"

If by pastor you mean "wedding officiant/minister" I concur.

 

[Drifter]

Posting this here without comment:

http://gawker.com/the-god-hates-####-church-makes-amazing-vines-1498972724

"Priests rape boys". Yeah right. <_<

Everyone knows those little boysluts were asking for it

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Posting this here without comment:

http://gawker.com/the-god-hates-####-church-makes-amazing-vines-1498972724

"Priests rape boys". Yeah right. <_<

Everyone knows those little boysluts were asking for it

Tell me about it. Hey look Father Nelson, I'm drinking some wine. Oops, where did my underwear go?