GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[shuke]

I'm (trying) to do a report for work and just ran across this name. Ka ndi Gra ham. I wonder is people think she's really a land shark.

 

[bentley]

A couple martinis, a couple glasses of wine and a couple beers and now I'm home drinking whiskey. Good show tonight. Plenty of people in jeans in the audience.

We get dressed up every time we go out because Angrywife pretty much lives her life in jeans and Old Navy shirts. On the rare opportunity when we get away from the kids and she has the chance to wear a little black dress, I'm all for it.

 

[Ignoramus]

Drinking Founders Porter (no sub-one buck beers for this baller) and watching The Simpsons episode where Homer's dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys and his boss buys him the Denver Broncos, instead.

BTW, did we ever see GM's PDF?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Since we're throwing out gradeschool stories, here's one from your GB Homer.

I was in 5th or 6th grade and it was parent-teacher conferences. My parents almost never went to these things. I was by far the youngest of seven, so as long as I wasn't lighting fires or killing small animals, all was certainly well. So for some reason my mom goes to see the one teacher I hated and that hated me twice as much.

Mrs. Cardone: Well it's obvious that Paul is really a leader among his classmates.

Mama D: [beaming with pride] Oh well that's great to hear, thank you so much!

Satan's Minion: Yes... when he's absent, everyone else is really well behaved.

Mama D: :facepalm:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Since we're throwing out gradeschool stories, here's one from your GB Homer.

I was in 5th or 6th grade and it was parent-teacher conferences. My parents almost never went to these things. I was by far the youngest of seven, so as long as I wasn't lighting fires or killing small animals, all was certainly well. So for some reason my mom goes to see the one teacher I hated and that hated me twice as much.

Mrs. Cardone: Well it's obvious that Paul is really a leader among his classmates.

Mama D: [beaming with pride] Oh well that's great to hear, thank you so much!

Satan's Minion: Yes... when he's absent, everyone else is really well behaved.

Mama D: :facepalm:

OH COME ON!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

A couple martinis, a couple glasses of wine and a couple beers and now I'm home drinking whiskey. Good show tonight. Plenty of people in jeans in the audience.

We get dressed up every time we go out because Angrywife pretty much lives her life in jeans and Old Navy shirts. On the rare opportunity when we get away from the kids and she has the chance to wear a little black dress, I'm all for it.

Standup sex in the kitchen?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Drinking Founders Porter (no sub-one buck beers for this baller) and watching The Simpsons episode where Homer's dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys and his boss buys him the Denver Broncos, instead.

BTW, did we ever see GM's PDF?

Hank Scorpio is the best one-off character in Simpsons history. I will kill anyone who says otherwise.

 

[Drifter]

Drinking Founders Porter (no sub-one buck beers for this baller) and watching The Simpsons episode where Homer's dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys and his boss buys him the Denver Broncos, instead.

BTW, did we ever see GM's PDF?

That episode aired previous to the Broncos SB wins. I was living in Boulder and an avid Donkeys hater so that joke was absolutely ####### brilliant for me and my buddies at the time.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Since we're throwing out gradeschool stories, here's one from your GB Homer.

I was in 5th or 6th grade and it was parent-teacher conferences. My parents almost never went to these things. I was by far the youngest of seven, so as long as I wasn't lighting fires or killing small animals, all was certainly well. So for some reason my mom goes to see the one teacher I hated and that hated me twice as much.

Mrs. Cardone: Well it's obvious that Paul is really a leader among his classmates.

Mama D: [beaming with pride] Oh well that's great to hear, thank you so much!

Satan's Minion: Yes... when he's absent, everyone else is really well behaved.

Mama D: :facepalm:

OH COME ON!

Are you channeling Pickles at the moment?

Not in the dirty way, I mean MISTER Pickles.

 

[bentley]

Drinking Founders Porter (no sub-one buck beers for this baller) and watching The Simpsons episode where Homer's dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys and his boss buys him the Denver Broncos, instead.

BTW, did we ever see GM's PDF?

Hank Scorpio is the best one-off character in Simpsons history. I will kill anyone who says otherwise.

That is probably my favorite episode. "Homer, if you could kill a few people on the way out of here it would really help me out." I also try the Tom Landry's hat method of motivation.

To your previous question: yes, but not in the kitchen.

 

[shuke]

Are there dads in here who travel a lot for work or otherwise have obscene hours? Are you still able to "be there" for your wife and kids and feel involved?

Absolutely. But, at least in my case, I can't have high expectations about other stuff, like extracurricular activites or getting major home improvement stuff done. After I account for work, carving out a chunk of time for the kids, and having to play Mr. Mom when my wife isn't feeling good, I really don't have time for much else. We've got a to-do list a mile long, but I'm starting to come to terms that I'll never get half of it done.

Still do stuff with the guys occasionally, but gone are the days of my weekly golf league, weekly pick-up basketball games, and biweekly poker nights.

 

[Abraham]

A couple martinis, a couple glasses of wine and a couple beers and now I'm home drinking whiskey. Good show tonight. Plenty of people in jeans in the audience.

We get dressed up every time we go out because Angrywife pretty much lives her life in jeans and Old Navy shirts. On the rare opportunity when we get away from the kids and she has the chance to wear a little black dress, I'm all for it.

Standup sex in the kitchen?

Sure, why not. I'm bored...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Since we're throwing out gradeschool stories, here's one from your GB Homer.

I was in 5th or 6th grade and it was parent-teacher conferences. My parents almost never went to these things. I was by far the youngest of seven, so as long as I wasn't lighting fires or killing small animals, all was certainly well. So for some reason my mom goes to see the one teacher I hated and that hated me twice as much.

Mrs. Cardone: Well it's obvious that Paul is really a leader among his classmates.

Mama D: [beaming with pride] Oh well that's great to hear, thank you so much!

Satan's Minion: Yes... when he's absent, everyone else is really well behaved.

Mama D: :facepalm:

OH COME ON!

Are you channeling Pickles at the moment?

Not in the dirty way, I mean MISTER Pickles.

my link

 

[Ignoramus]

Drinking Founders Porter (no sub-one buck beers for this baller) and watching The Simpsons episode where Homer's dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys and his boss buys him the Denver Broncos, instead.

BTW, did we ever see GM's PDF?

That episode aired previous to the Broncos SB wins. I was living in Boulder and an avid Donkeys hater so that joke was absolutely ####### brilliant for me and my buddies at the time.

Yeah, as a lifelong Broncos fan that joke hurt.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Since we're throwing out gradeschool stories, here's one from your GB Homer.

I was in 5th or 6th grade and it was parent-teacher conferences. My parents almost never went to these things. I was by far the youngest of seven, so as long as I wasn't lighting fires or killing small animals, all was certainly well. So for some reason my mom goes to see the one teacher I hated and that hated me twice as much.

Mrs. Cardone: Well it's obvious that Paul is really a leader among his classmates.

Mama D: [beaming with pride] Oh well that's great to hear, thank you so much!

Satan's Minion: Yes... when he's absent, everyone else is really well behaved.

Mama D: :facepalm:

I was "trouble and would never amount to anything".

A couple martinis, a couple glasses of wine and a couple beers and now I'm home drinking whiskey. Good show tonight. Plenty of people in jeans in the audience.

We get dressed up every time we go out because Angrywife pretty much lives her life in jeans and Old Navy shirts. On the rare opportunity when we get away from the kids and she has the chance to wear a little black dress, I'm all for it.

Standup sex in the kitchen?

I hope he's posting from the phone on her back.

Drinking Founders Porter (no sub-one buck beers for this baller) and watching The Simpsons episode where Homer's dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys and his boss buys him the Denver Broncos, instead.

BTW, did we ever see GM's PDF?

Hank Scorpio is the best one-off character in Simpsons history. I will kill anyone who says otherwise.

My Dad even knows who Hank Scorpio is. Think about that.

 

[strykerpks]

A couple martinis, a couple glasses of wine and a couple beers and now I'm home drinking whiskey. Good show tonight. Plenty of people in jeans in the audience.

We get dressed up every time we go out because Angrywife pretty much lives her life in jeans and Old Navy shirts. On the rare opportunity when we get away from the kids and she has the chance to wear a little black dress, I'm all for it.

Standup sex in the kitchen?

I had sit down sex on the couch, at like 8pm. Pretty sure the goalie has been pulled. Or it's my birthday. Is it my birthday? It's not my birthday. Damn.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

No way that beard is real.

And is that an electric light in the background? What is that bull####?

 

[shuke]

I was about to post that Walnutz is a dick because he had a work emergency, which means I'm still working instead of at the bar.

However...

Dylan asked me, again, to hook his guitar up so he could learn how to play. I told him a few hours ago we would but I really want to get this report done and have hours of work left. I told him that he had my word we would start tomorrow. He just smiled and said, "it's alright Daddy, I know how hard you work".

and the cats in the cradle....

 

[Ignoramus]

"My nipples are down here somewhere."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Drinking Founders Porter (no sub-one buck beers for this baller) and watching The Simpsons episode where Homer's dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys and his boss buys him the Denver Broncos, instead.

BTW, did we ever see GM's PDF?

Hank Scorpio is the best one-off character in Simpsons history. I will kill anyone who says otherwise.

That is probably my favorite episode. "Homer, if you could kill a few people on the way out of here it would really help me out." I also try the Tom Landry's hat method of motivation.

To your previous question: yes, but not in the kitchen.

:spittake:

A couple martinis, a couple glasses of wine and a couple beers and now I'm home drinking whiskey. Good show tonight. Plenty of people in jeans in the audience.

We get dressed up every time we go out because Angrywife pretty much lives her life in jeans and Old Navy shirts. On the rare opportunity when we get away from the kids and she has the chance to wear a little black dress, I'm all for it.

Standup sex in the kitchen?

I had sit down sex on the couch, at like 8pm. Pretty sure the goalie has been pulled. Or it's my birthday. Is it my birthday? It's not my birthday. Damn.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Six beers in and I'm drunk.

I've become the obnoxious sorority girl. Yes, the fat one.

(Hi, my name's Christo)

\

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Drinking Founders Porter (no sub-one buck beers for this baller) and watching The Simpsons episode where Homer's dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys and his boss buys him the Denver Broncos, instead.

BTW, did we ever see GM's PDF?

Hank Scorpio is the best one-off character in Simpsons history. I will kill anyone who says otherwise.

That is probably my favorite episode. "Homer, if you could kill a few people on the way out of here it would really help me out." I also try the Tom Landry's hat method of motivation.To your previous question: yes, but not in the kitchen.

I have a bit of a crush on AngryWife. Just throwing that out there.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

No way that beard is real.

And is that an electric light in the background? What is that bull####?

My house sucks for lighting. It's like one of those newfangled lamps. Beard is real, quality of the vid is poor. Beard is actually "trimmed down" at the moment.

 

[strykerpks]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

No way that beard is real.

And is that an electric light in the background? What is that bull####?

My house sucks for lighting. It's like one of those newfangled lamps. Beard is real, quality of the vid is poor. Beard is actually "trimmed down" at the moment.

Really apple. Tangy. Tangy lil tangy surprise

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

No way that beard is real.

And is that an electric light in the background? What is that bull####?

My house sucks for lighting. It's like one of those newfangled lamps. Beard is real, quality of the vid is poor. Beard is actually "trimmed down" at the moment.

Since your depression era story I now imagine you living in a cabin using logs you split with your bare hands.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

No way that beard is real.

And is that an electric light in the background? What is that bull####?

My house sucks for lighting. It's like one of those newfangled lamps. Beard is real, quality of the vid is poor. Beard is actually "trimmed down" at the moment.

Since your depression era story I now imagine you living in a cabin using logs you split with your bare hands.

Now I piss on teachers after they buy their slacks from Target.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

HFS

Tre wife rules!!!!!

Now go get some sleep GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

No way that beard is real.

And is that an electric light in the background? What is that bull####?

My house sucks for lighting. It's like one of those newfangled lamps. Beard is real, quality of the vid is poor. Beard is actually "trimmed down" at the moment.

Since your depression era story I now imagine you living in a cabin using logs you split with your bare hands.

Now I piss on teachers after they buy their slacks from Target.

Go on...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tre, did you down a friggin PINT for your shot? Jebus!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yeah, pretty sure he set a standard that is going to be next to impossible to beat.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is that wrong? I thought we were in the trust tree.

 

[strykerpks]

Have you imet the alcoholics in this thread?

 

[bentley]

Lordy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I guess you forgot the classic TRE shot on shot on shot video.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Since we're throwing out gradeschool stories, here's one from your GB Homer.

I was in 5th or 6th grade and it was parent-teacher conferences. My parents almost never went to these things. I was by far the youngest of seven, so as long as I wasn't lighting fires or killing small animals, all was certainly well. So for some reason my mom goes to see the one teacher I hated and that hated me twice as much.

Mrs. Cardone: Well it's obvious that Paul is really a leader among his classmates.

Mama D: [beaming with pride] Oh well that's great to hear, thank you so much!

Satan's Minion: Yes... when he's absent, everyone else is really well behaved.

Mama D: :facepalm:

I was "trouble and would never amount to anything".

A couple martinis, a couple glasses of wine and a couple beers and now I'm home drinking whiskey. Good show tonight. Plenty of people in jeans in the audience.

We get dressed up every time we go out because Angrywife pretty much lives her life in jeans and Old Navy shirts. On the rare opportunity when we get away from the kids and she has the chance to wear a little black dress, I'm all for it.

Standup sex in the kitchen?

I hope he's posting from the phone on her back.

Drinking Founders Porter (no sub-one buck beers for this baller) and watching The Simpsons episode where Homer's dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys and his boss buys him the Denver Broncos, instead.

BTW, did we ever see GM's PDF?

Hank Scorpio is the best one-off character in Simpsons history. I will kill anyone who says otherwise.

My Dad even knows who Hank Scorpio is. Think about that.

Glad I could provide some entertainment GB.

 

[shuke]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

LMAO at "really apple"

 

[Limp Ditka]

nice skin girl from Wolf of Wall Street on Kimmel.

 

[Frostillicus]

Drinking Founders Porter (no sub-one buck beers for this baller) and watching The Simpsons episode where Homer's dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys and his boss buys him the Denver Broncos, instead.

BTW, did we ever see GM's PDF?

Hank Scorpio is the best one-off character in Simpsons history. I will kill anyone who says otherwise.

He knows his hammocks.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

LMAO at "really apple"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm in the trust tree.

 

[PV14]

Six beers in and I'm drunk.

I've become the obnoxious sorority girl. Yes, the fat one.

PV was just telling me she has a headache after one mixed drink and that "I don't have a tolerance like you anymore. You have to really hit it hard to have a hangover."

More bourbon, anyone?

My "one mixed drink" was in a 24 oz glass, and I had another. I just want to be fairly represented.

 

[shuke]

Probably it was the lighting and the beard, but TRE really reminds of me this guy.

 

[Frostillicus]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

omg I'm drinking Coors lIght too!

 

[strykerpks]

It's 12%. Want I should down a pint of Boone's?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Thanks to Ignoramus, I popped in season 5 of The Simpsons.

Currently watching the Cape Fear episode.

When I say "Hello Mister Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

 

[Frostillicus]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

Wait what was the porn? I might have sent him that.

 

[Ignoramus]

nice skin girl from Wolf of Wall Street on Kimmel.

She's purdy.

 

[Frostillicus]

Belated thanks to my man Fish.

:hegone:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Six beers in and I'm drunk.

I've become the obnoxious sorority girl. Yes, the fat one.

PV was just telling me she has a headache after one mixed drink and that "I don't have a tolerance like you anymore. You have to really hit it hard to have a hangover."More bourbon, anyone?

My "one mixed drink" was in a 24 oz glass, and I had another. I just want to be fairly represented.

Quiet, you!