GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It's too hard to read stuff.

 

[krista4]

Oh yes, just upgraded from bat to switchblade!

 

[strykerpks]

at stryker. We probably have little in common but I sure do you (and Mrs. stryker).

Note to self. Don't tell K4 how much I don't like my wife

Ok, that shtick went too far. We're good K4. And I like my wife kinda

 

[T Bell]

Just finished watching Rashomon. What a cool film.

Fantastic.

Probably my favorite director so if you haven't watched a lot of stuff and want any recommendations, let me know.

I've watched a hanful, but have decided to watch the complete(ish) Kurosawa catalogue (I know he's made a lot). What I've watched so far is:

Ran

Rashomon

The Seven Samurai

Ikiru

Next on my list is Yojimbo, which I understand to be the story of a black man trying to hail a cab in NYC driven by Jim.

 

[Drifter]

D-Fence!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Cheap AND good, krista:http://loxtonwines.com/wines.asp#eight

The blend won't sound it, but I swear this wine at $13 is outstanding. I also have a mancrush on Chris Loxton, though, so there's that.

The mancrush is the least gay thing about that post.

 

[strykerpks]

I think its time I start using my "likes"

 

[strykerpks]

I think its time I start using my "likes"

Speaking of which, I noticed a few weeks ago that likes before midnight central wouldn't allow me to like anything after 2am central. Is it 10 likes in a 24 hour period or Greenwich time or what?

 

[krista4]

Just finished watching Rashomon. What a cool film.

Fantastic.

Probably my favorite director so if you haven't watched a lot of stuff and want any recommendations, let me know.

I've watched a hanful, but have decided to watch the complete(ish) Kurosawa catalogue (I know he's made a lot). What I've watched so far is:

Ran

Rashomon

The Seven Samurai

Ikiru

Next on my list is Yojimbo, which I understand to be the story of a black man trying to hail a cab in NYC driven by Jim.

Yojimbo is great. You've seen my other favorites, but I also highly recommend High and Low as a very different type of movie from most of his (more of a film noir), Kagemusha, The Hidden Fortress, Stray Dog, Throne of Blood and The Idiot, pretty much in that order. Whatever you do, never ever see Dreams.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So in drug lingo, what does it mean when someone says there are people "about to roll"?

Is that heroin-related?

 

[Limp Ditka]

So in drug lingo, what does it mean when someone says there are people "about to roll"?

Is that heroin-related?

X

 

[strykerpks]

So in drug lingo, what does it mean when someone says there are people "about to roll"?

Is that heroin-related?

E

 

[krista4]

So in drug lingo, what does it mean when someone says there are people "about to roll"?

Is that heroin-related?

X

Yep.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Ahhh, gotcha. I should have known that.

 

[strykerpks]

Or X. Ya know....

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Help me $#!t bricks

 

[Drifter]

I posted this in the my fat niece wants to have sex with an internet stranger thread, which was strangely appropriate but I meant to post it here:

Going to Vegas for the Superbowl - and not Icon's fancy Vegas - downtown, smoking, drinking, tempting heart attack Vegas with my college buddies. We currently have 3 - looking for a 4th. Anyone interested?

 

[Drifter]

Help me $#!t bricks

It's mainly the fact that due to the chick's enormous noggin people thing her head looks like it belong more with the body on the left despite that meaning that her head would be on her chest.

 

[Guster]

maybe we'll nipple up later

 

[krista4]

I posted this in the my fat niece wants to have sex with an internet stranger thread, which was strangely appropriate

Michael Douglas has some sort of large gun now. I'm digging the video game reference.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Took E / X 3/4 times.

Only once did I get good stuff.

The good stuff is stupid good. 1993, dragged into some bar by some girl that was right out of 'Night At The Roxbury'. My brain kept telling me 'This place sucks. RUN!', but I still couldn't get the grin off of my face (girl helped ) Spent most of the night asking people if they got their clothes at Chess King.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Help me $#!t bricks

It's mainly the fact that due to the chick's enormous noggin people thing her head looks like it belong more with the body on the left despite that meaning that her head would be on her chest.

No, I'm on board with the head belonging to the body on the right, except that I can't figure out how it can contort that way. I've considered a third party, but that seems unlikely. Shopped? Gotta be shopped.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Took E / X 3/4 times.

Only once did I get good stuff.

The good stuff is stupid good. 1993, dragged into some bar by some girl that was right out of 'Night At The Roxbury'. My brain kept telling me 'This place sucks. RUN!', but I still couldn't get the grin off of my face (girl helped ) Spent most of the night asking people if they got their clothes at Chess King.

Bar was much more out of Night At The Roxbury..... girl was less, but still not far from it.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Help me $#!t bricks

It's mainly the fact that due to the chick's enormous noggin people thing her head looks like it belong more with the body on the left despite that meaning that her head would be on her chest.

No, I'm on board with the head belonging to the body on the right, except that I can't figure out how it can contort that way. I've considered a third party, but that seems unlikely. Shopped? Gotta be shopped.

Reminds me of this.

 

[T Bell]

Took E / X 3/4 times.

Only once did I get good stuff.

The good stuff is stupid good. 1993, dragged into some bar by some girl that was right out of 'Night At The Roxbury'. My brain kept telling me 'This place sucks. RUN!', but I still couldn't get the grin off of my face (girl helped ) Spent most of the night asking people if they got their clothes at Chess King.

 

[T Bell]

Help me $#!t bricks

It's mainly the fact that due to the chick's enormous noggin people thing her head looks like it belong more with the body on the left despite that meaning that her head would be on her chest.

No, I'm on board with the head belonging to the body on the right, except that I can't figure out how it can contort that way. I've considered a third party, but that seems unlikely. Shopped? Gotta be shopped.

The torso of the girl on the right is actually rotated a little more to her left than you'd expect given the hug, which allows her to tuck her head in there.

And yeah, she has a gigantic melon.

 

[T Bell]

Just finished watching Rashomon. What a cool film.

Fantastic.

Probably my favorite director so if you haven't watched a lot of stuff and want any recommendations, let me know.

I've watched a hanful, but have decided to watch the complete(ish) Kurosawa catalogue (I know he's made a lot). What I've watched so far is:

Ran

Rashomon

The Seven Samurai

Ikiru

Next on my list is Yojimbo, which I understand to be the story of a black man trying to hail a cab in NYC driven by Jim.

Yojimbo is great. You've seen my other favorites, but I also highly recommend High and Low as a very different type of movie from most of his (more of a film noir), Kagemusha, The Hidden Fortress, Stray Dog, Throne of Blood and The Idiot, pretty much in that order. Whatever you do, never ever see Dreams.

All have been added to my queue. Thanks.

 

[Drifter]

Help me $#!t bricks

It's mainly the fact that due to the chick's enormous noggin people thing her head looks like it belong more with the body on the left despite that meaning that her head would be on her chest.

No, I'm on board with the head belonging to the body on the right, except that I can't figure out how it can contort that way. I've considered a third party, but that seems unlikely. Shopped? Gotta be shopped.

It's being pushed by the other girl's shoulder. The reason it looks weird is that her head is enormous. If it was human sized it wouldn't look that weird.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Help me $#!t bricks

It's mainly the fact that due to the chick's enormous noggin people thing her head looks like it belong more with the body on the left despite that meaning that her head would be on her chest.

No, I'm on board with the head belonging to the body on the right, except that I can't figure out how it can contort that way. I've considered a third party, but that seems unlikely. Shopped? Gotta be shopped.

It's being pushed by the other girl's shoulder. The reason it looks weird is that her head is enormous. If it was human sized it wouldn't look that weird.

Thanks.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Help me $#!t bricks

It's mainly the fact that due to the chick's enormous noggin people thing her head looks like it belong more with the body on the left despite that meaning that her head would be on her chest.

No, I'm on board with the head belonging to the body on the right, except that I can't figure out how it can contort that way. I've considered a third party, but that seems unlikely. Shopped? Gotta be shopped.

It's being pushed by the other girl's shoulder. The reason it looks weird is that her head is enormous. If it was human sized it wouldn't look that weird.

I bet her dad didn't even bother trying to have sex with her mom after birthing that zeppelin.

 

[Drifter]

Help me $#!t bricks

It's mainly the fact that due to the chick's enormous noggin people thing her head looks like it belong more with the body on the left despite that meaning that her head would be on her chest.

No, I'm on board with the head belonging to the body on the right, except that I can't figure out how it can contort that way. I've considered a third party, but that seems unlikely. Shopped? Gotta be shopped.

It's being pushed by the other girl's shoulder. The reason it looks weird is that her head is enormous. If it was human sized it wouldn't look that weird.

I bet her dad didn't even bother trying to have sex with her mom after birthing that zeppelin.

My second has a head in the 99th percentile. What's weird is that things actually got tighter after the stitches. The approach was also a slightly different angle.

Actually true.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I forced myself to sit through all 3 hours and 27 minutes of Shichinin no Samurai once.

Once.

 

[T Bell]

I forced myself to sit through all 3 hours and 27 minutes of Shichinin no Samurai once.

Once.

Yeah, but it's a classic. The American version is Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hola

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hola

hey buddy. How's the teef?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hola

hey buddy. How's the teef?

Good, I guess. Haven't heard from them since they moved to the landfill.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Exactly.

this is to Tiger Fan but when I tried to quote it said too many quotes or whatever and I panicked and just deleted everything.

I still crack up thinking about that. My writeup probably didn't even do it justice. It was too perfect.

 

[krista4]

Hola

Was wondering where you'd been.How's Mata?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hola

Was wondering where you'd been.How's Mata?

She's doing well - coming over tomorrow. I'm not really sure what's happening with her, but Lordy it's fun.

How you be?

 

[T Bell]

bump

This is sliding down the page a bit far for my liking.

 

[UniAlias]

Having a rough go of things on my annual poker excursion. Maybe I should have listened to GM's financial advice and actually invested money rather than gamble it all away.

Still have 36 hours to turn things around, but it's looking like I could have used this money to spend a week partying in Europe, or rented a KristaHouse for a month.. Instead I blew it all to spend four days in ####### Oklahoma. FML.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wow. Kid playing for Dayton got kicked in the head and fell out. He tried to get up and basically collapsed. Hopefully, he just got knocked ####-simple and the way they're stabilizing his neck is just a precaution.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Having a rough go of things on my annual poker excursion. Maybe I should have listened to GM's financial advice and actually invested money rather than gamble it all away.

Still have 36 hours to turn things around, but it's looking like I could have used this money to spend a week partying in Europe, or rented a KristaHouse for a month.. Instead I blew it all to spend four days in ####### Oklahoma. FML.

"Double up and catch up" is my motto.

Good luck

 

[General Malaise]

Six beers in and I'm drunk.

I've become the obnoxious sorority girl. Yes, the fat one.

PV was just telling me she has a headache after one mixed drink and that "I don't have a tolerance like you anymore. You have to really hit it hard to have a hangover."

More bourbon, anyone?

My "one mixed drink" was in a 24 oz glass, and I had another. I just want to be fairly represented.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Having a rough go of things on my annual poker excursion. Maybe I should have listened to GM's financial advice and actually invested money rather than gamble it all away.

Still have 36 hours to turn things around, but it's looking like I could have used this money to spend a week partying in Europe, or rented a KristaHouse for a month.. Instead I blew it all to spend four days in ####### Oklahoma. FML.

OKLAHOMAOKLAHOMAOKLAHOMAOKLAHOMAOKLAHOMAOKLAHOMA!!!

 

[charvik]

Are there dads in here who travel a lot for work or otherwise have obscene hours? Are you still able to "be there" for your wife and kids and feel involved?

Yes, and kind of... You are going to have to start prioritizing what is important to do, and be prepared to work at any time you have a chance to.I am lucky that my work allows for me to "flex" hours.

I do work from 7am to 3pm, get home for after nap daddy/daughters time, this last to bedtime, then back to work again from 8:30pm to 2-3-ish.

Only way to make it work is to get the kid(s) on schedule early and NEVER deviate from it.

GLLLLLLLlL

 

[Guster]

Are there dads in here who travel a lot for work or otherwise have obscene hours? Are you still able to "be there" for your wife and kids and feel involved?

Yes, and kind of... You are going to have to start prioritizing what is important to do, and be prepared to work at any time you have a chance to.I am lucky that my work allows for me to "flex" hours.

I do work from 7am to 3pm, get home for after nap daddy/daughters time, this last to bedtime, then back to work again from 8:30pm to 2-3-ish.

Only way to make it work is to get the kid(s) on schedule early and NEVER deviate from it.

GLLLLLLLlL

So you work for 8 hours and then put in another 5+ hours??

 

[Guster]

Are there dads in here who travel a lot for work or otherwise have obscene hours? Are you still able to "be there" for your wife and kids and feel involved?

Yes, and kind of... You are going to have to start prioritizing what is important to do, and be prepared to work at any time you have a chance to.I am lucky that my work allows for me to "flex" hours.

I do work from 7am to 3pm, get home for after nap daddy/daughters time, this last to bedtime, then back to work again from 8:30pm to 2-3-ish.

Only way to make it work is to get the kid(s) on schedule early and NEVER deviate from it.

GLLLLLLLlL

So you work for 8 hours and then put in another 5+ hours??

I call this Thursday and Friday

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wait, you people work?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Are there dads in here who travel a lot for work or otherwise have obscene hours? Are you still able to "be there" for your wife and kids and feel involved?

Yes, and kind of... You are going to have to start prioritizing what is important to do, and be prepared to work at any time you have a chance to.I am lucky that my work allows for me to "flex" hours.

I do work from 7am to 3pm, get home for after nap daddy/daughters time, this last to bedtime, then back to work again from 8:30pm to 2-3-ish.

Only way to make it work is to get the kid(s) on schedule early and NEVER deviate from it.

GLLLLLLLlL

The hell?