GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

my furnace is broken. hvac company has been out here two days in a row, but didn't listen to me when I told them that it was a burned out motor in the furnace blower. today they finally figured that out, but can't get the replacement part until tomorrow.

I'm sitting under a blanket watching a bootleg copy of Frozen with my daughter and sipping on wild turkey.

The cold never bothered you anyway?

Let it go.

That song will never die in my brain hole.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

We should all get one of those big places together a la The Real World. Who's going to play the black one?

One of Tanner's friends.

We should all get one of those big places together a la The Real World. Who's going to play the black one?

will there be a separate wing for the kids (and cats)

Oh yeah, forgot about them. Sure, we'll consider it.

Are you seriously thinking of moving to Seattle, by the way? Where are you now?

Told her I was in if they offered her enough money. She didn't sound too excited about it though.

We are in Cleveland now. I have never lived west of Indiana. She has never lived west of Chicago.

Edit: actually she did live in Rogue River, Oregon for a year when she was 10.

My lord...was her dad Kevin Bacon in that river goes wild movie? What a remote and arbitrary place to live for one year. Almost like a whacky FM DJ radio stunt.

Her dad was very ... I think his plan was to go off the grid. So he sent my wife, her mom, and her brother out there. Then something happened with his job (she doesn't know, he was very secretive) and they moved back to Indiana after a year.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

We should all get one of those big places together a la The Real World. Who's going to play the black one?

Unfortunately "In 2000, the Pier [the Seattle Real World residence] was completely remodeled into retail and office space and no longer resembles the Pier that was used for the filming of the series."

 

[Tiger Fan]

GMTAN Real World

Ratings Gold

 

[kevzilla]

GMTAN Real World

Ratings Gold

The Austin place is built and ready to go.

 

[Tiger Fan]

GMTAN Real World

Ratings Gold

The Austin place is built and ready to go.

Set it up Cos!!!111111111111111111

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

my furnace is broken. hvac company has been out here two days in a row, but didn't listen to me when I told them that it was a burned out motor in the furnace blower. today they finally figured that out, but can't get the replacement part until tomorrow.

I'm sitting under a blanket watching a bootleg copy of Frozen with my daughter and sipping on wild turkey.

Need to find a new standard bourbon since Makers turned Japanese. Italian (Compari Group) is better, but I'm looking for good ol' US of A here. Maybe Buffalo Trace (Sazerac co out of Louisiana).

 

[Thorn]

GMTAN Real World

Ratings Gold

My Link

Casting GM as Chad, obviously.

 

[Drifter]

my furnace is broken. hvac company has been out here two days in a row, but didn't listen to me when I told them that it was a burned out motor in the furnace blower. today they finally figured that out, but can't get the replacement part until tomorrow.

I'm sitting under a blanket watching a bootleg copy of Frozen with my daughter and sipping on wild turkey.

Need to find a new standard bourbon since Makers turned Japanese. Italian (Compari Group) is better, but I'm looking for good ol' US of A here. Maybe Buffalo Trace (Sazerac co out of Louisiana).

Buffalo Trace is usually priced very competitively for the quality. For some reason, too, every time I go to Oregon I find ridiculous deals on it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This is my first post using voice recognition on my brand-new iPhone. This must be what Tanner felt like when the radio first came out.

You're already better than me at it. Try having a few cocktails first next time.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

my furnace is broken. hvac company has been out here two days in a row, but didn't listen to me when I told them that it was a burned out motor in the furnace blower. today they finally figured that out, but can't get the replacement part until tomorrow.

I'm sitting under a blanket watching a bootleg copy of Frozen with my daughter and sipping on wild turkey.

Need to find a new standard bourbon since Makers turned Japanese. Italian (Compari Group) is better, but I'm looking for good ol' US of A here. Maybe Buffalo Trace (Sazerac co out of Louisiana).

Buffalo Trace is usually priced very competitively for the quality. For some reason, too, every time I go to Oregon I find ridiculous deals on it.

Buffalo Trace seems to be a little harder to find around here. There is a place by my that I go to quite a bit that has it though. They're also the place I got my bottle of Pappy from, so I should by ALL THE BOOZES there anyway.

Old Forrester is another choice (Brown-Foreman), but I like the BT more. Doesn't hurt to have both though does it?

 

[krista4]

GMTAN Real World

Ratings Gold

My Link

Casting GM as Chad, obviously.

Weird. Clips kept coming on as I just left this going on my computer as I did work on my work computer, and this one came up. That girl was in my high school class.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I am sick and ####### tired of Jimmy Fallon. Prayed to Jebu that he bombs and Leno comes back again.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I am sick and ####### tired of Jimmy Fallon. Prayed to Jebu that he bombs and Leno comes back again.

You're tired of Jimmy Fallon but not Jay Leno? Odd.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I am sick and ####### tired of Jimmy Fallon. Prayed to Jebu that he bombs and Leno comes back again.

You're tired of Jimmy Fallon but not Jay Leno? Odd.

Leno's corny and I can't imagine ever watching his show, but he is what he is. He's not a goofy puppy dog who's desperate for everyone to like him.

And Fallon's inability to ever get through a sketch without laughing isn't cute.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I am sick and ####### tired of Jimmy Fallon. Prayed to Jebu that he bombs and Leno comes back again.

You're tired of Jimmy Fallon but not Jay Leno? Odd.

Leno's corny and I can't imagine ever watching his show, but he is what he is. He's not a goofy puppy dog who's desperate for everyone to like him.

And Fallon's inability to ever get through a sketch without laughing isn't cute.

Why watch either, Nielson?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Shuke (SFW)

Cat FPS (SFW)

ATTN Homer (SFW images, NSFW text)

Forgot one Milwaukee Bucks latest acquisition

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

#### NBC for dumping Conan to bring back ####ty Leno.

Jimmy Fallon is ok but adding Seth Myers to the late night landscape is an abomination.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

For Shuke (SFW)

Cat FPS (SFW)

ATTN Homer (SFW images, NSFW text)

Forgot one Milwaukee Bucks latest acquisition

I'm impressed that you know that the Bucks stink.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I am sick and ####### tired of Jimmy Fallon. Prayed to Jebu that he bombs and Leno comes back again.

You're tired of Jimmy Fallon but not Jay Leno? Odd.

Leno's corny and I can't imagine ever watching his show, but he is what he is. He's not a goofy puppy dog who's desperate for everyone to like him.

And Fallon's inability to ever get through a sketch without laughing isn't cute.

Why watch either, Nielson?

I don't. But Fallon has a sneaky way of making his way into my facebook feed, and then I get all crazy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Shuke (SFW)

Cat FPS (SFW)

ATTN Homer (SFW images, NSFW text)

Forgot one Milwaukee Bucks latest acquisition

I'm impressed that you know that the Bucks stink.

Ray Allen needs to step up his game.

 

[Annyong]

11 nights with no alcohol. I feel healthier, but it is surprisingly more difficult to get out of bed.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

For Shuke (SFW)

Cat FPS (SFW)

ATTN Homer (SFW images, NSFW text)

Forgot one Milwaukee Bucks latest acquisition

I'm impressed that you know that the Bucks stink.

Ray Allen needs to step up his game.

Not to mention Sidney Moncrief

 

[Homer J Simpson]

ATTN Homer (SFW images, NSFW text

So,, ummm....what show is that from? I'm asking for a friend.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

11 nights with no alcohol. I feel healthier, but it is surprisingly more difficult to get out of bed.

So don't.

 

[Mr.Pack]

My buddy Brett died tonight.

So sorry to hear that GPJ

 

[General Malaise]

my furnace is broken. hvac company has been out here two days in a row, but didn't listen to me when I told them that it was a burned out motor in the furnace blower. today they finally figured that out, but can't get the replacement part until tomorrow.

I'm sitting under a blanket watching a bootleg copy of Frozen with my daughter and sipping on wild turkey.

Need to find a new standard bourbon since Makers turned Japanese. Italian (Compari Group) is better, but I'm looking for good ol' US of A here. Maybe Buffalo Trace (Sazerac co out of Louisiana).

Buffalo Trace is usually priced very competitively for the quality. For some reason, too, every time I go to Oregon I find ridiculous deals on it.

No sales tax and since ya'll privatized fire water sales, Oregon prices (controlled by the State) are even more attractive. There's some liquor store in a two-bit town (St. Helens?) that has seen a HUGE spike in sales/volume since WA privatized. We go to your state for better 'illegal' fireworks and sketchy casinos, you guys come to ours for better strip clubs and cheaper booze. What a country.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My buddy Brett died tonight.

So sorry to hear that GPJ

He died doing what he loved: getting shot.

 

[Mr.Pack]

oh, I kind of got a raise, sort of, with only a six month commitment of continued employment and a pretty decent chance the firm blows up.

yay.

Congrats and sorry.

Hoping that the firm stays up and going for you

 

[General Malaise]

11 nights with no alcohol. I feel healthier, but it is surprisingly more difficult to get out of bed.

Well.....yeah. I mean, when you have nothing to live for....

 

[Annyong]

11 nights with no alcohol. I feel healthier, but it is surprisingly more difficult to get out of bed.

Well.....yeah. I mean, when you have nothing to live for....

It's all so clear to me now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I stayed home from work today (why? because #### you, that's why). I guess the wife was watching the Today show and Kathie Lee and Hoda comes on after. She tells me "You can change it. I'm not even watching this show. I know I'm supposed to like it but I just can't. Sometimes I think they just sit there and meow."

 

[General Malaise]

I stayed home from work today (why? because #### you, that's why). I guess the wife was watching the Today show and Kathie Lee and Hoda comes on after. She tells me "You can change it. I'm not even watching this show. I know I'm supposed to like it but I just can't. Sometimes I think they just sit there and meow."

I think you misspelled Honda.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I am sick and ####### tired of Jimmy Fallon. Prayed to Jebu that he bombs and Leno comes back again.

Fallon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Leno

 

[T Bell]

This is my first post using voice recognition on my brand-new iPhone. This must be what Tanner felt like when the radio first came out.

You're already better than me at it. Try having a few cocktails first next time.

Are we going to have voice-recognition + shot videos now?

 

[T Bell]

For Shuke (SFW)

Cat FPS (SFW)

ATTN Homer (SFW images, NSFW text)

Forgot one Milwaukee Bucks latest acquisition

I'm impressed that you know that the Bucks stink.

He's still pissed off that they traded away Lew Alcindor to that Minneapolis team.

 

[T Bell]

My buddy Brett died tonight.

So sorry to hear that GPJ

Yes, sorry to hear that.

And also condolences to GM (who I think I missed before) for Judson's death.

We're on a bad run around here in terms of deaths of friends and loved ones. :(

 

[T Bell]

I stayed home from work today (why? because #### you, that's why). I guess the wife was watching the Today show and Kathie Lee and Hoda comes on after. She tells me "You can change it. I'm not even watching this show. I know I'm supposed to like it but I just can't. Sometimes I think they just sit there and meow."

So in other words you've fired up the DVR then?

 

[T Bell]

Birthday ideas (SFW, you pansy)

 

[Annyong]

Birthday ideas (SFW, you pansy)

maybe i don't read good, but how would 2 cars make a inescapable ring?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

We're on a bad run around here in terms of deaths of friends and loved ones. :(

let's not get too dramatic over the death of animated tv characters.

My buddy Brett died tonight.

So sorry to hear that GPJ

He died doing what he loved: getting shot.

 

[Ignoramus]

I am sick and ####### tired of Jimmy Fallon. Prayed to Jebu that he bombs and Leno comes back again.

Fallon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Leno

I don't like Leno at all. Major upgrade here.

 

[T Bell]

We're on a bad run around here in terms of deaths of friends and loved ones. :(

let's not get too dramatic over the death of animated tv characters.

My buddy Brett died tonight.

So sorry to hear that GPJ

He died doing what he loved: getting shot.

Ah... bastards.

 

[mr roboto]

Voice recognition test 123

The quick brown fox jumped over the yellow fence

Jim Tan shot videos make my penis hard

99 nuns interned in Indiana Nunnery

She sells seashells by the seashore

Shoot is a black ice skeptic and Abraham is a cheap gas buying #######

Frosty wife believes in essential oils and knits cute caps for Krista

Being friends with St. Louis Bob will kill you faster than genital warts

Ofc. Pete Malloy believes that cat gifts are the way to a woman's heart

 

[T Bell]

Voice recognition test 123

The quick brown fox jumped over the yellow fence

Jim Tan shot videos make my penis hard

99 nuns interned in Indiana Nunnery

She sells seashells by the seashore

Shoot is a black ice skeptic and Abraham is a cheap gas buying #######

Frosty wife believes in essential oils and knits cute caps for Krista

Being friends with St. Louis Bob will kill you faster than genital warts

Ofc. Pete Malloy believes that cat gifts are the way to a woman's heart

About midway through this started to read like one of Stat's updates.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I feel nothing when I see Leno. I feel white-hot anger when I see Fallon do his bull#### jive routines. OOOH, THE ROOTS! NOW HE'S DRESSED UP LIKE NEIL YOUNG! He says things like "super-stoked", he must be cool!! Youth! Social Media!!11

Not to get back into the theological stuff, but if He exists, then He will provide an open manhole that "Jimmy" (KID'S NAME!) fails to spot.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Interesting hatred here. I am intrigued.

 

[mr roboto]

Good posting judge hates Jimmy Fallon but loves archer.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Good posting judge hates Jimmy Fallon but loves archer.

And what is wrong about loving Archer?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Did Fallon make disparaging remarks about unibrows or something?