GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[Annyong]

Hey guys! What ya been up to? Well anyways, I basically pooh twice a day. Once in the morning after my coffee, and once in the evening when I get home from work before my shower. This evening I was sitting on the toilet and realized I didn't even have to poop. Anyone ever do that? Anyways, while I was cleaning my balls in the shower I noticed righty wasn't there. He was missing. I was terrified. Luckily after jostling around for a while I found him. No idea what happened. Also I need a haircut.

 

[T Bell]

Hey guys! What ya been up to? Well anyways, I basically pooh twice a day. Once in the morning after my coffee, and once in the evening when I get home from work before my shower. This evening I was sitting on the toilet and realized I didn't even have to poop. Anyone ever do that? Anyways, while I was cleaning my balls in the shower I noticed righty wasn't there. He was missing. I was terrified. Luckily after jostling around for a while I found him. No idea what happened. Also I need a haircut.

What was in that drink of yours.

Also, if you can see two different images, you're too drunk to drive.

 

[Gadzooks]

Hey guys! What ya been up to? Well anyways, I basically pooh twice a day. Once in the morning after my coffee, and once in the evening when I get home from work before my shower. This evening I was sitting on the toilet and realized I didn't even have to poop. Anyone ever do that? Anyways, while I was cleaning my balls in the shower I noticed righty wasn't there. He was missing. I was terrified. Luckily after jostling around for a while I found him. No idea what happened. Also I need a haircut.

Got him with the old hidden ball trick.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

Jack Paar

6/10

Paar was a nice, not-so-obvious choice but if you really wanted esoteric you should have gone with Ernie Kovacs.

I was gonna go with Steve Allen and a nice cup of Sanka.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

It's been a while since I've been in here, so I hope I'm not doing this wrong. Just need a ruling after I got some looks today at the lunch table today for the following exchange.

Moderately attractive teacher, "Who was the lead chick in Dazed and Confused?"

Me, "Not sure, but Renee Zellwegger was in that movie."

Moderately attractive teacher, "It was not her. And she was not in that movie."

"She was in that movie."

Moderately attractive teacher, "How much do you want to bet?"

I'm confident she is in the movie, albeit in an obscure, almost uncredited role, "$100?"

Moderately attractive teacher almost stands up, extends hands and shakes in front of about 7 other people. I head to IMDB, sure enough, Renee Zellwegger was the girl in the blue pick up truck.

"I'm not giving you a $100."

A couple people chime in and say that she lost, I should collect.

"I'm not giving him $100."

I say, "It's either $100 or two bj's and a tug. You choose."

Ruling?

3:00 on the playground.

 

[T Bell]

Hey guys! What ya been up to? Well anyways, I basically pooh twice a day. Once in the morning after my coffee, and once in the evening when I get home from work before my shower. This evening I was sitting on the toilet and realized I didn't even have to poop. Anyone ever do that? Anyways, while I was cleaning my balls in the shower I noticed righty wasn't there. He was missing. I was terrified. Luckily after jostling around for a while I found him. No idea what happened. Also I need a haircut.

Got him with the old hidden ball trick.

I'm out.

 

[-fish-]

7 years, $215 Million. Wow.

Dodgers with 5 of the 22 highest contracts in MLB. They better freaking win something.

 

[T Bell]

7 years, $215 Million. Wow.

Dodgers with 5 of the 22 highest contracts in MLB. They better freaking win something.

Given the stature of the franchise and its fan base and commercial support, 5/22 of the biggest contracts is about exactly what they should have.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hey guys! What ya been up to? Well anyways, I basically pooh twice a day. Once in the morning after my coffee, and once in the evening when I get home from work before my shower. This evening I was sitting on the toilet and realized I didn't even have to poop. Anyone ever do that? Anyways, while I was cleaning my balls in the shower I noticed righty wasn't there. He was missing. I was terrified. Luckily after jostling around for a while I found him. No idea what happened. Also I need a haircut.

Got him with the old hidden ball trick.

I'm out.

you're one of Annyong's balls?

 

[Annyong]

Hey guys! What ya been up to? Well anyways, I basically pooh twice a day. Once in the morning after my coffee, and once in the evening when I get home from work before my shower. This evening I was sitting on the toilet and realized I didn't even have to poop. Anyone ever do that? Anyways, while I was cleaning my balls in the shower I noticed righty wasn't there. He was missing. I was terrified. Luckily after jostling around for a while I found him. No idea what happened. Also I need a haircut.

Got him with the old hidden ball trick.

I'm out.

you're one of Annyong's balls?

WELCOME BACK!

 

[T Bell]

Hey guys! What ya been up to? Well anyways, I basically pooh twice a day. Once in the morning after my coffee, and once in the evening when I get home from work before my shower. This evening I was sitting on the toilet and realized I didn't even have to poop. Anyone ever do that? Anyways, while I was cleaning my balls in the shower I noticed righty wasn't there. He was missing. I was terrified. Luckily after jostling around for a while I found him. No idea what happened. Also I need a haircut.

Got him with the old hidden ball trick.

I'm out.

you're one of Annyong's balls?

That's one possible interpretation.

 

[T Bell]

Hey guys! What ya been up to? Well anyways, I basically pooh twice a day. Once in the morning after my coffee, and once in the evening when I get home from work before my shower. This evening I was sitting on the toilet and realized I didn't even have to poop. Anyone ever do that? Anyways, while I was cleaning my balls in the shower I noticed righty wasn't there. He was missing. I was terrified. Luckily after jostling around for a while I found him. No idea what happened. Also I need a haircut.

Got him with the old hidden ball trick.

I'm out.

you're one of Annyong's balls?

WELCOME BACK!

Think of me as the prodigal nard.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Sorry about your friend, GM. Hope you're doing okay. :(

Sorry about your friend, GM. Hope you're doing okay. :(

:(

That was a real nice post on FB too.

Very loss for your loss, GM.

Thanks guys. Judson has been battling against brain cancer for a long time, so his passing wasn't unexpected. But it still hurt a great deal more than I thought it would. I'm happy I got to see him last year around this time when he was still able to get around and communicate. Towards the end, he lost those basic dignities. I'll be in Dallas Friday through Monday. Will be good to see everybody and hug his widow....damn, she's too young to wear that moniker. :(

RIP Judson. 41. Too too young to go. I hate you, cancer.

So sorry GM.

Sucks so much

 

[Abraham]

I'm at jack Allen's kitchen eating quail legs and drinking firemans 4. Normally this is a good thing, but tonight it means I am NOT at Amaya's with kev, cos and shuke.

 

[Mr.Pack]

HPT?

No, not sure if that one rolls through my area. WSOP Circuit stops in Choctaw/Oklahoma for most of January.

Saw on the blog yesterday that some rich old CEO guy won one of the bigger tournaments I dumped a bunch of money on. 122k is probably nothing to him. *******.

I played in a couple HPT tournaments, in their early stages. Almost cashed once......Almost.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I got tickets in a suite at the 50-yard line with pre-game sidelines passes for the NFC championship between the Bears and Saints a few years ago. Same year, also got tickets to the Bears-Colts Super Bowl from a different vendor. Compliance approved both.

Best sporting event I've ever attended. I can't imagine any football game, SB included, comparing to a Conf Championship in the stadium of the team you're a fan of.

This one was better

Was at that one too. Another great game. Never walked out of a sporting event more upset that I was that day, but that doesn't keep it from being solidly in my top 5.

ps: eatadick

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I got tickets in a suite at the 50-yard line with pre-game sidelines passes for the NFC championship between the Bears and Saints a few years ago. Same year, also got tickets to the Bears-Colts Super Bowl from a different vendor. Compliance approved both.

Best sporting event I've ever attended. I can't imagine any football game, SB included, comparing to a Conf Championship in the stadium of the team you're a fan of.

This one was better

Was at that one too. Another great game. Never walked out of a sporting event more upset that I was that day, but that doesn't keep it from being solidly in my top 5.

ps: eatadick

Yeah. Picking off Caleb Hanie. HUGE feather in one's cap.

 

[Mr.Pack]

For Shuke (SFW)

Cat FPS (SFW)

ATTN Homer (SFW images, NSFW text)

Forgot one Milwaukee Bucks latest acquisition

I'm impressed that you know that the Bucks stink.

Stink??

Hell, it's about time we get an all-star!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm at jack Allen's kitchen eating quail legs and drinking firemans 4. Normally this is a good thing, but tonight it means I am NOT at Amaya's with kev, cos and shuke.

I thought you were all gung ho for the shukehole.

 

[Geezil]

I'm at jack Allen's kitchen eating quail legs and drinking firemans 4. Normally this is a good thing, but tonight it means I am NOT at Amaya's with kev, cos and shuke.

I thought you were all gung ho for the shukehole.

Who is this Shuke you all speak of?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm at jack Allen's kitchen eating quail legs and drinking firemans 4. Normally this is a good thing, but tonight it means I am NOT at Amaya's with kev, cos and shuke.

I thought you were all gung ho for the shukehole.

Until his boss decided to fly into town

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hey guys! What ya been up to? Well anyways, I basically pooh twice a day. Once in the morning after my coffee, and once in the evening when I get home from work before my shower. This evening I was sitting on the toilet and realized I didn't even have to poop. Anyone ever do that? Anyways, while I was cleaning my balls in the shower I noticed righty wasn't there. He was missing. I was terrified. Luckily after jostling around for a while I found him. No idea what happened. Also I need a haircut.

:blink:

 

[Mr.Pack]

I got tickets in a suite at the 50-yard line with pre-game sidelines passes for the NFC championship between the Bears and Saints a few years ago. Same year, also got tickets to the Bears-Colts Super Bowl from a different vendor. Compliance approved both.

Best sporting event I've ever attended. I can't imagine any football game, SB included, comparing to a Conf Championship in the stadium of the team you're a fan of.

This one was better

Was at that one too. Another great game. Never walked out of a sporting event more upset that I was that day, but that doesn't keep it from being solidly in my top 5.

ps: eatadick

Yeah. Picking off Caleb Hanie. HUGE feather in one's cap.

Scoreboard

 

[kevzilla]

Good times with cos and shuke.

 

[shuke]

Tanner, love your shtick but Doge meme is dumb.

link

 

[bentley]

We don't have an NFL team here but there's no doubt that this was the greatest football moment I've personally experienced.

And the best moment I've watched is the greatest play in the history of college football.

 

[shuke]

And Fallon's inability to ever get through a sketch without laughing isn't cute.

I have no evidence to back this up, but I'm pretty sure Fallon was stoned for every airing of SNL he was on. He can get through most of his own show's skits without laughing, it seems.

 

[bentley]

Shuke> We should Top Golf in February.

 

[shuke]

Good times with cos and shuke.

 

[shuke]

Shuke> We should Top Golf in February.

In, as I'll be at the Westin for that trip. But we're thinking of Salt Lick on that Saturday.

 

[strykerpks]

I got a little drunk this past weekend and apparently applied for a job. Doesn't ring a bell at all. Got an email from HR thanking me and that they'd be in touch. This should be interesting.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Derp

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Drinking.

 

[-fish-]

Drinking.

11:37 shot?

 

[Ignoramus]

I got a little drunk this past weekend and apparently applied for a job. Doesn't ring a bell at all. Got an email from HR thanking me and that they'd be in touch. This should be interesting.

: lmao:

 

[heckmanm]

High school, actually. Rubs off

Yeah, sounds like high school, all right.

 

[krista4]

I got a little drunk this past weekend and apparently applied for a job. Doesn't ring a bell at all. Got an email from HR thanking me and that they'd be in touch. This should be interesting.

You know you've gotten old when the crazy hijinks that ensue when drunk entail applying for a job.

 

[Abraham]

I got a little drunk this past weekend and apparently applied for a job. Doesn't ring a bell at all. Got an email from HR thanking me and that they'd be in touch. This should be interesting.

You know you've gotten old when the crazy hijinks that ensue when drunk entail applying for a job.

"You want to see crazy? Do you? Well I've got your crazy right here! I'm pounding this Heineken and applying for that TSR IV job out of Kansas City and YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"

 

[T Bell]

I got a little drunk this past weekend and apparently applied for a job. Doesn't ring a bell at all. Got an email from HR thanking me and that they'd be in touch. This should be interesting.

I'd suggest a little hair on the dog before that interview so that it call comes back to you.

 

[Guster]

I got a little drunk this past weekend and apparently applied for a job. Doesn't ring a bell at all. Got an email from HR thanking me and that they'd be in touch. This should be interesting.

You know you've gotten old when the crazy hijinks that ensue when drunk entail applying for a job.

 

[heckmanm]

PSA: Some really nice descriptive work in the "Sugarless Gummies" thread, notably by EG72.

 

[krista4]

I got a little drunk this past weekend and apparently applied for a job. Doesn't ring a bell at all. Got an email from HR thanking me and that they'd be in touch. This should be interesting.

You know you've gotten old when the crazy hijinks that ensue when drunk entail applying for a job.

"You want to see crazy? Do you? Well I've got your crazy right here! I'm pounding this Heineken and applying for that TSR IV job out of Kansas City and YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"

 

[Thorn]

Three funerals in one week. I'm sorry I ever met you, Bob.

Spoiler

Just kidding. About the second sentence. Not the first.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I got a little drunk this past weekend and apparently applied for a job. Doesn't ring a bell at all. Got an email from HR thanking me and that they'd be in touch. This should be interesting.

You know you've gotten old when the crazy hijinks that ensue when drunk entail applying for a job.

This weekend I'm gonna get hammered and replace all the batteries in my smoke detectors.

 

[krista4]

I got a little drunk this past weekend and apparently applied for a job. Doesn't ring a bell at all. Got an email from HR thanking me and that they'd be in touch. This should be interesting.

You know you've gotten old when the crazy hijinks that ensue when drunk entail applying for a job.

This weekend I'm gonna get hammered and replace all the batteries in my smoke detectors.

This is a cry for help.

 

[-fish-]

quick question for the jimtanners: in krista's potential move to seattle, one of the neighborhoods she's looking at is bounded by Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.

good idea?

 

[strykerpks]

Wait, so now I'm chubby and old?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

quick question for the jimtanners: in krista's potential move to seattle, one of the neighborhoods she's looking at is bounded by Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.

good idea?

I heard that set looks kinda dead. She needs a new street, so posse move ahead.

 

[cosjobs]

Good times with cos and shuke.

 

[cosjobs]

I got a little drunk this past weekend and apparently applied for a job. Doesn't ring a bell at all. Got an email from HR thanking me and that they'd be in touch. This should be interesting.

HR Block? Beware of layoffs after April 15