GM's thread about nothing (62 Viewers)

[T Bell]

I may have skimmed a little to catch up, but why would he need two open containers of vaseline? Even if he was using both hands at once, wouldn't one container be ok?

You don't want to mix your penis lube with your rectal lube.

Career ending injury for a TE if you get that wrong.

 

[proninja]

I may have skimmed a little to catch up, but why would he need two open containers of vaseline? Even if he was using both hands at once, wouldn't one container be ok?

You don't want to mix your penis lube with your rectal lube.

Career ending injury for a TE if you get that wrong.

Looks like Winslow already made that mistake then

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I may have skimmed a little to catch up, but why would he need two open containers of vaseline? Even if he was using both hands at once, wouldn't one container be ok?

And who uses actual Vaseline? There's no worse whackin-lube even possible.

Icy-Hot FTW

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Sriacha?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sriacha?

Pumice?

 

[Guster]

#### Chelsea, btw.

#### off Chelsea FC is the chant appropriate for every moment.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

An entire album of old school Spiderman captioned pics. 90% are funny. (should be SFW unless you work for fa ggots)

 

[Hawks64]

Our gasbag security lead "resigned" last night...and took a job this morning with the contractor he had been working for.

Security lead?

 

[mr roboto]

Sugar free Gummi Bears?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sugar free Gummi Bears?

No thanks.

 

[krista4]

i'm bored of trying to pass the time until my 3:30 shows up. who the heck schedules a meeting at 3:30 the friday before a long weekend anyway? i was totally going to go home and take a nap before picking my daughter up from school too, but my boss wanted to talk with this guy about some work we're going to do for him. i should probably just go meditate or something

Wait, Monday is a holiday? This changes everything!

It is. And I have some bull#### stuff to get done before I leave for the long weekend. I'm contemplating just having you cover it for me. Cool?

 

[bentley]

Just dropped one of my longest posts ever in the mop conference championship thread. It originally had a Walter White style sledgehammer ending but I deleted it in honor of GBK4.

 

[-fish-]

Just dropped one of my longest posts ever in the mop conference championship thread. It originally had a Walter White style sledgehammer ending but I deleted it in honor of GBK4.

way too subtle

 

[-fish-]

chunky peanut butter

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just dropped one of my longest posts ever in the mop conference championship thread. It originally had a Walter White style sledgehammer ending but I deleted it in honor of GBK4.

way too subtle

Disagree 100%. Hella good one.

 

[-fish-]

Just dropped one of my longest posts ever in the mop conference championship thread. It originally had a Walter White style sledgehammer ending but I deleted it in honor of GBK4.

way too subtle

Disagree 100%. Hella good one.

I meant for MoP. He'll never understand it.

 

[UniAlias]

LA Confidential was great.

Could have used a few more explosions and sniper scenes though.

 

[Osaurus]

Walter freakin Goggins

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Back in high school I never sat at the cool kids table during lunch. This is that place I think, just morphed into a singular message board thread. So many buttons. I call this seat, I think I will write my name on it with a permanent marker.

I don't think you've got this thread figured out as well as you think you do. Anyone's welcome, But if you act like you're owed something and we should fawn over you, it's going to go about like it's going. Grow some hard bark, pull up a chair, make a shot video, and relax a bit.

Pickles> can we take this one out back and shoot it? TIA

Yep.

 

[kevzilla]

bentley, there was a response to your post. I don't know...just go read it for yourself.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I feel a bit like a little girl today. (Stay away homer, that wasn't an invitation)

 

[Drifter]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

#### man. I'm sorry. :(

 

[-fish-]

Listening to Ike Reilly on the commute home. Think I'm gonna stop at the nearest bar.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Walter freakin Goggins

He's back?

(and it's Walton btw)

 

[Hawks64]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

TPW Drifter. And #### cancer.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My Mother in Law today told my wife that she has lung cancer. Severity unknown, full scan and biopsy over the next couple of weeks to see if it's spread. The initial scan has shown that it has already put out arms or tentacles or whatever so that doesn't sound good.

Yay

Sorry man. That sucks.

 

[Osaurus]

Walter freakin Goggins

He's back?

(and it's Walton btw)

Stupid ### spellcheck. I just saw him on a Community episode. Mrs. Osaurus asked me wth he was

 

[Abraham]

Cancer is the #### punch of life. Sorry duders

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Sorry to hear Drifter. My MIL is a long-time smoker, I'm just assuming that call is going to happen at some point. Probably irrational, but it can't help.

 

[proninja]

Too subtle for yours truly, apparently

 

[proninja]

My in laws work closely with a family in Cambodia whose son was diagnosed with infantile leukimia last year when he was about a year old. It looked grim at the time, but everything has gone exceptionally well, and he was tested as cancer free a few months back.

Until a couple days ago. He went back for a checkup, and 60% of his bone marrow is cancer. There's nothing they can do except send him home and wait for a couple weeks to 2 months.

#### cancer

 

[Hawks64]

My in laws work closely with a family in Cambodia whose son was diagnosed with infantile leukimia last year when he was about a year old. It looked grim at the time, but everything has gone exceptionally well, and he was tested as cancer free a few months back.

Until a couple days ago. He went back for a checkup, and 60% of his bone marrow is cancer. There's nothing they can do except send him home and wait for a couple weeks to 2 months.

#### cancer

TPW Ninja, as I so eloquently posted earlier #### cancer.

 

[bentley]

TPW Drifter.

Ninja - no worries. It probably made the followup post an easier sell. I would have responded earlier but I was dealing with these ratass kids of mine.

 

[Hawks64]

Tanner your presence is requested in the name my kid thread.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tanner your presence is requested in the name my kid thread.

He has arrived.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner your presence is requested in the name my kid thread.

That has to be shtick.

 

[Hawks64]

Tanner your presence is requested in the name my kid thread.

That has to be shtick.

If it's not his kids will have a rough childhood once past 3rd/4th grade.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sucks, Drifter. T&P.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Mance

 

[Annyong]

Sucks, Drifter. T&P.

T&P's Holmes

 

[krista4]

TPW Drifterfamily. I'm so sorry.

Leeroy, sorry that your mom is having trouble with your move, but she'll come around. You are doing the right thing!

 

[bentley]

Mance

I knew a guy named Mance when I worked at the capitol. He always seemed like a bit of a #####. I think he went on to be some Republican operative in Washington.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Mance

I knew a guy named Mance when I worked at the capitol. He always seemed like a bit of a #####. I think he went on to be some Republican operative in Washington.

Figures.

 

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Rename this GM's thread about Cancer?

Ugh... hate cancer...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Roger: (knocks two girls out with a frying pan) Did you see where they went?

Steve: Where who went?

Roger: The black guys that did this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Roger: (knocks two girls out with a frying pan) Did you see where they went?

Steve: Where who went?

Roger: The black guys that did this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I like Mad Men because I want to drink at work

I was on the tail end of this. Every Thursday afternoon was a sales meeting and there were coolers of beer. You could still smoke too. After 5pm on any day if anybody wanted to have a beer or cocktail, it was perfectly acceptable.

Oh boy. There was some obnoxious guy, and because Walter White is dying and cool and all now, he put something in his car and made it catch on fire! Wow! You should see how upset that guy was! Boom!

This is so freaking lame.

OK, I promise not to post again until I've watched Seasons 1 and 2, if I can. This is so bad right now, but I will take GMTAN advice and tough it out.

Without giving away any spoilers...the actor that plays the obnoxious kid goes on to be nominated 4 times Best Supporting Actor over the course of this series...winning twice...and he'll probably win again for the final season.

Just to make sure we're talking about the same thing...I assume when you say "obnoxious kid" you mean his partner, and I'm cautiously optimistic that his character will evolve and become interesting.

The scene I was referring to was when at the gas station he saw the same obnoxious guy he'd seen at the bank, and he put the squeegee under the guy's hood (not a euphemism) and his car caught on fire.

Feels like I'm watching Revenge of the Nerds VII.

It gets better. We're in the middle of Season 4. Although a different genre, I still think Malcom in the Middle is much better at this point.

Is it OK when I take my daughter to school to punch a boy in her kindergarten class in the face?? Or do I start with the kids parents first??

Came home yesterday and my wife tells me that my 5 year old had been really moody, and after school said she was having a bad day but didn't want to talk about it. I sat down with her and got her to tell me that a boy in her class named Lord (yes the little ####ers name is Lord, who the hell decides that is a good name for a kid) was making fun of her when she dropped some stuff while trying to put her coat/mittens/boots in her locker. It sounds like he has made fun of her in the past. She started crying saying she didn't want to go to school anymore.

Probably shouldn't punch the kid. Have your daughter start calling him "Gay-Lord". The nickname will stick and drive the kid to suffer mental anguish throughout his life which will be worse than the pain your daughter is going through right now. Also, it will lead to him hating his parents for naming him "Lord" causing grief to the parents. Now you are able to get revenge on GayLord and his dooshy parents wthout resorting to physical violence. YIA.

I have a friend that has Gaylord as a last name. It just made him more ornery. It didn't help that he grew up to be a great soccer player and all the chicks dug him.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

remember when woz said he could beat up Fuller? that was pretty funny.

I don't remember this. Did it have something to do with Woz being able to ejaculate half a hi-ball?

Woz was full of himself because he worked out so he just assumed he was bigger and badder than the average poster here.

I think Fuller made fun of him or something and woz's response was along the lines of "you realize I can probably kick your ### right?"

I may have skimmed a little to catch up, but why would he need two open containers of vaseline? Even if he was using both hands at once, wouldn't one container be ok?

LA Confidential was great.

Could have used a few more explosions and sniper scenes though.

I vaguely remember the movie but I liked it. That was like, a long time ago.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Roger: (knocks two girls out with a frying pan) Did you see where they went?

Steve: Where who went?

Roger: The black guys that did this.