GM's thread about nothing (45 Viewers)

[Idiot Boxer]

Dawnavyn. Somebody named their kid Dawnavyn.

rhymes with donavyn

Not when you say it allowed

this whole conversation.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GMTAN Super Bowl Squares update: "only" 56 squares remaining

squares sold to: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Drifter x2, Idiot Boxer x2, krista4 x2, Ignoramus x2, DA RAIDERS x2, cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, Frostillicus x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, General Malaise x2, shuke

payment received from: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob, UniAlias, -fish- (+ 1 square for strykerpks), Notorious T.R.E., Uruk-Hai

10,000 shares of Rockgate Capital common stock sent.

 

[T Bell]

How as a teacher do you sit down with the parents of "Dawnavyn" in a parent-teacher conference and keep a straight face as you inform them that he's bad at spelling?

 

[krista4]

Guster, payment sent. At least, I think it went through. Had an expired card on pay pal. I adjusted it and it says the transaction was completed.

TB, Mata's an old friend who recently reconnected with me. She works for a government intelligence-gathering agency. She's married, but living in a different state than her husband and the marriage is supposedly on its way out.

The reason I won't date both her & my old flame from HS is that I really like Mata and want to see where it can go. Plus, I just don't have the chops these days to juggle two women - especially when one's a spy and the other has been known in the past to have a jealous streak.

I think Mata & I are going to Mexico in April. I wanted to go sooner (this winter can already eat a bag of dicks), but she wants to roll it into a birthday present for me so April it is.

Krista, I was showing her pics of Paloma and her second comment (after "wow, that's beautiful") was - stop me if you've heard this one before - "THERE'S A POOL IN THE ####### LIVING ROOM!". We toyed with going to Granada in April but she a) wants a "beachy/pampered" vacation this go-round, and b) needs to get clearance from her employer before traveling out of the country. Apparently, she has permanent clearance to go to Mexico but has to apply for Nica and, since it's not work-related, it takes awhile. So, she's applied for Nicaragua and we may do a late fall trip to Paloma if you still have the place then - or are not living there again

You know you're always welcome to stay there if it's otherwise unoccupied. Just give me some advance warning; it can take a while to find tarps in Nicaragua.

 

[krista4]

woww. so bobsled. must sochi.

That's awesome.

 

[T Bell]

I wish I had this.

 

[charvik]

GMTAN Super Bowl Squares update: "only" 56 squares remaining

squares sold to: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Drifter x2, Idiot Boxer x2, krista4 x2, Ignoramus x2, DA RAIDERS x2, cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, Frostillicus x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, General Malaise x2, shuke

payment received from: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob, UniAlias, -fish- (+ 1 square for strykerpks), Notorious T.R.E., Uruk-Hai

I'll donate... I'll take 2

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dawnavyn. Somebody named their kid Dawnavyn.

rhymes with donavyn

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

woww. so bobsled. must sochi.

That's awesome.

Don't show Shuke.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Doge meme is bottom five. It makes me long for the future when they internet will be gone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Doge meme is bottom five. It makes me long for the future when they internet will be gone.

Can we get your top five meme list?

 

[T Bell]

Doge meme is bottom five. It makes me long for the future when they internet will be gone.

It's grown on me a tad, but it's amusing at best, not laugh-out-loud funny like some others can be, such as Misunderstood Spider or Socially Awkward Penguin.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Doge meme is bottom five. It makes me long for the future when they internet will be gone.

Can we get your top five meme list?

1. Pornhub comments on stock photos

2-5.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Two mother cats had litters of 4 at the same time. They're co-oping that ####.

The right to paw arms? To bare paws?

Aptly named

Guy is trying to convince his wife to use this as their wedding cake topper. It's a simple question of weight ratio.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Doge meme is bottom five. It makes me long for the future when they internet will be gone.

Can we get your top five meme list?

1. Pornhub comments on stock photos

2-5.

Business cat?

Overly manly man?

 

[Guster]

GMTAN Super Bowl Squares update: "only" 54 squares remaining

squares sold to: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Drifter x2, Idiot Boxer x2, krista4 x2, Ignoramus x2, DA RAIDERS x2, cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, Frostillicus x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, General Malaise x2, shuke, charvik x2

payment received from: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob, UniAlias, -fish- (+ 1 square for strykerpks), Notorious T.R.E., Uruk-Hai, Ignoramus ( at the email title), Bob Sacamano, Tiger Fan

paypal address: redsoxrj @ gmail

 

[T Bell]

Aptly namedGuy is trying to convince his wife to use this as their wedding cake topper. It's a simple question of weight ratio.

Awesome x2

 

[charvik]

GMTAN Super Bowl Squares update: "only" 54 squares remaining

squares sold to: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Drifter x2, Idiot Boxer x2, krista4 x2, Ignoramus x2, DA RAIDERS x2, cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, Frostillicus x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, General Malaise x2, shuke, charvik x2

payment received from: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob, UniAlias, -fish- (+ 1 square for strykerpks), Notorious T.R.E., Uruk-Hai, Ignoramus ( at the email title), Bob Sacamano, Tiger Fan

paypal address: redsoxrj @ gmail

how much per square?

ETA: I think it's 25 per square... sent...

 

[krista4]

Two mother cats had litters of 4 at the same time. They're co-oping that ####.

Gaaaaaah.

Doge meme is bottom five. It makes me long for the future when they internet will be gone.

Can we get your top five meme list?

1. Pornhub comments on stock photos

2-5.

Business cat?

Misunderstood spider might still be my favorite meme.

 

[Tiger Fan]

GMTAN Super Bowl Squares update: "only" 54 squares remaining

squares sold to: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Drifter x2, Idiot Boxer x2, krista4 x2, Ignoramus x2, DA RAIDERS x2, cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, Frostillicus x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, General Malaise x2, shuke, charvik x2

payment received from: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob, UniAlias, -fish- (+ 1 square for strykerpks), Notorious T.R.E., Uruk-Hai, Ignoramus ( at the email title), Bob Sacamano, Tiger Fan

paypal address: redsoxrj @ gmail

Can I cross post in the wagering thread?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

GMTAN Super Bowl Squares update: "only" 54 squares remaining

squares sold to: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Drifter x2, Idiot Boxer x2, krista4 x2, Ignoramus x2, DA RAIDERS x2, cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, Frostillicus x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, General Malaise x2, shuke, charvik x2

payment received from: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob, UniAlias, -fish- (+ 1 square for strykerpks), Notorious T.R.E., Uruk-Hai, Ignoramus ( at the email title), Bob Sacamano, Tiger Fan

paypal address: redsoxrj @ gmail

get mine?

 

[Fuller]

so the doctor told me that they were going to take my mother for her procedure at 11:30 this morning. I told her I'd be there around 10:30 to help reassure her that everything would be Oktoberfest and to keep her from going berserk on them. I get there and her room is empty because they decided to take her down an hour and a half early.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with her freaking out on them, becoming combative, oh and losing her mind enough that she kept insisting that she didn't have two sons (the nurse met us both yesterday).

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

yikes... TPWs fullerfamily

 

[Captain Quinoa]

tpw Mama Mullet

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

so the doctor told me that they were going to take my mother for her procedure at 11:30 this morning. I told her I'd be there around 10:30 to help reassure her that everything would be Oktoberfest and to keep her from going berserk on them. I get there and her room is empty because they decided to take her down an hour and a half early.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with her freaking out on them, becoming combative, oh and losing her mind enough that she kept insisting that she didn't have two sons (the nurse met us both yesterday).

Good luck, GBF

 

[T Bell]

so the doctor told me that they were going to take my mother for her procedure at 11:30 this morning. I told her I'd be there around 10:30 to help reassure her that everything would be Oktoberfest and to keep her from going berserk on them. I get there and her room is empty because they decided to take her down an hour and a half early.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with her freaking out on them, becoming combative, oh and losing her mind enough that she kept insisting that she didn't have two sons (the nurse met us both yesterday).

And they didn't call you in advance to notify you of the time being moved up? WTF?

Under the circumstances given her emotional state I'd be outraged.

 

[Hawks64]

yikes... TPWs fullerfamily

This.

 

[Fuller]

so the doctor told me that they were going to take my mother for her procedure at 11:30 this morning. I told her I'd be there around 10:30 to help reassure her that everything would be Oktoberfest and to keep her from going berserk on them. I get there and her room is empty because they decided to take her down an hour and a half early.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with her freaking out on them, becoming combative, oh and losing her mind enough that she kept insisting that she didn't have two sons (the nurse met us both yesterday).

And they didn't call you in advance to notify you of the time being moved up? WTF?

Under the circumstances given her emotional state I'd be outraged.

yeah, I'm not a happy camper and will be having a conversation with the hospital later.

 

[T Bell]

Yo, dawg, I heard you like boats...

 

[T Bell]

Two mother cats had litters of 4 at the same time. They're co-oping that ####.

Gaaaaaah.

Doge meme is bottom five. It makes me long for the future when they internet will be gone.

Can we get your top five meme list?

1. Pornhub comments on stock photos

2-5.

Business cat?

Misunderstood spider might still be my favorite meme.

Drunk baby rocks too

 

[Abraham]

 

[Abraham]

Experiencing some professional frustration this morning. That is all.

 

[General Malaise]

so the doctor told me that they were going to take my mother for her procedure at 11:30 this morning. I told her I'd be there around 10:30 to help reassure her that everything would be Oktoberfest and to keep her from going berserk on them. I get there and her room is empty because they decided to take her down an hour and a half early.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with her freaking out on them, becoming combative, oh and losing her mind enough that she kept insisting that she didn't have two sons (the nurse met us both yesterday).

:(

Sorry GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Then and now photos

(actually true)

I liked this one

Well? Is it?

All are SFW, Nancy.

 

[General Malaise]

100 degree fever, chills, aches, no appetite, a broken poop maker....say, you know what you should avoid when you come down with these symptoms? Metamucil. Consider that your pro-tip of the day. I'm going to work until 1pm and then hibernate with a cozy cocktail of Nyquil, Motrim PM, Bushmills and hopefully whatever cocktail of pills Mr. Pack takes for breakfast. FML.

 

[T Bell]

God I want one of these (the blanket, not the boy)!

 

[General Malaise]

100 degree fever, chills, aches, no appetite, a broken poop maker....say, you know what you should avoid when you come down with these symptoms? Metamucil. Consider that your pro-tip of the day. I'm going to work until 1pm and then hibernate with a cozy cocktail of Nyquil, Motrim PM, Bushmills and hopefully whatever cocktail of pills Mr. Pack takes for breakfast. FML.

On the plus side, I haven't eaten anything substantial since Monday, so maybe I'll drop those pesky pounds that made my suit oh so tight on Saturday.

 

[General Malaise]

God I want one of these (the blanket, not the boy)!

Kid looks familiar.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Karate Kyle is one of my favorite older memes

One

Two

Three

IV

 

[-fish-]

One of my roles in the current firm is marketing, which often includes taking sources of prospective clients out to lunch, drinks, etc.

At every meeting, I am reminded that I need to be doing this at least a couple times a week.

Every time I put one of these on my firm card, I turn in a receipt saying who I took. Every single time, usually two months later, I get an email from the owner's wife demanding to know what all of my credit card charges are for.

 

[T Bell]

God I want one of these (the blanket, not the boy)!

Kid looks familiar.

All growed up?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

God I want one of these (the blanket, not the boy)!

You're putin me on.

 

[T Bell]

One of my roles in the current firm is marketing, which often includes taking sources of prospective clients out to lunch, drinks, etc.

At every meeting, I am reminded that I need to be doing this at least a couple times a week.

Every time I put one of these on my firm card, I turn in a receipt saying who I took. Every single time, usually two months later, I get an email from the owner's wife demanding to know what all of my credit card charges are for.

Sometimes I wish you could have email auto-replies that are generated for certain email addresses only.

 

[T Bell]

God I want one of these (the blanket, not the boy)!

You're putin me on.

He's like an unironic Bob Newhart.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Doge meme is bottom five. It makes me long for the future when they internet will be gone.

Can we get your top five meme list?

1. Pornhub comments on stock photos

2-5.

Hitler video meme gets me every time.

 

[T Bell]

#### Bill Gates! Who's with me? Tanner?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I do like business cat, karate kyle, Ye Olde Tough Guy, etc., but those memes actually contain jokes. "Doge" has no jokes.

 

[T Bell]

Awwwww yeah, breakin' out the good ####!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"Doge" has no jokes.

Everybody else read this in John Amos' voice, too, right?

 

[Annyong]

Awwwww yeah, breakin' out the good ####!

That reminds me of my younger brother who used to party with the Iowa Rugby Team. They would play some drinking game where you had to drink out of someone's shoe.