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[Captain Quinoa]

A friend of ours daughter just got a ticket to Hollywood on American Idol. Now I'm gonna get stuck watching it. Ugh.

She's a great kid too. So at least that will make it palatable listening to these judges.

I wouldn't watch Idol if my own daughter was on.

It would interfere with Murder She Wrote.

That old ##### is nearby when 100 murders happen and she's never a suspect?

Honestly...I don't think I've ever seen more that 2 minutes of that show.

Matlock, on the other hand, is the bee's knees.

 

[Guster]

GMTAN Super Bowl Squares update: 48 squares remaining

squares paid for

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cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, guru_007

paypal address: redsoxrj @ gmail

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I am going to lose my forking mind if school is closed again tomorrow. Kids had Friday and Monday off. Then cancelled Tuesday because of snow. Went back today and now it may be too cold at bus stop time. The counties to the north and west of us have already cancelled.

That is all. Sorry for the rant.

Welcome to crazy town. To make things worse, the phone woke the boys up so they have been playing/bare knuckle boxing since 5am. I need to get out of here stat before Mrs. SLB wakes up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Stupid kids

Paper clip? Is he some sort of psychopath?

Replace the word "hit" with "stabbed" and add "in the face" after "you". Also, imagine it was a girl on the receiving end. Stupid kids.

 

[T Bell]

Does anyone know if "Asian MILF Gangbang" is based on a true story???

Asking for a friend.

 

[JaxBill]

With Captain and Tennille getting divorced, who gets custody of Muskrat Susie and Muskrat Sam?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Three solid minutes after my don't drive your mother crazy today rant, Cal smashed his eye against the wall and blood is gushing everywhere. Pretty close to needing stitches.

 

[Ignoramus]

Three solid minutes after my don't drive your mother crazy today rant, Cal smashed his eye against the wall and blood is gushing everywhere. Pretty close to needing stitches.

I'm pretty sure we all would have understood "smashed his eye against the wall" without the visual aid.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I am going to lose my forking mind if school is closed again tomorrow. Kids had Friday and Monday off. Then cancelled Tuesday because of snow. Went back today and now it may be too cold at bus stop time. The counties to the north and west of us have already cancelled.

That is all. Sorry for the rant.

Welcome to crazy town. To make things worse, the phone woke the boys up so they have been playing/bare knuckle boxing since 5am. I need to get out of here stat before Mrs. SLB wakes up.

Gllll

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Three solid minutes after my don't drive your mother crazy today rant, Cal smashed his eye against the wall and blood is gushing everywhere. Pretty close to needing stitches.

Eye vag?

 

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cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, guru_007

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I'm in if you need some outsider dead money to fill up the box

 

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Three solid minutes after my don't drive your mother crazy today rant, Cal smashed his eye against the wall and blood is gushing everywhere. Pretty close to needing stitches.

Staplegun or model airplane glue FTW.

 

[Osaurus]

I don't see a lot of Schaub jerseys in the Houston airport

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Three solid minutes after my don't drive your mother crazy today rant, Cal smashed his eye against the wall and blood is gushing everywhere. Pretty close to needing stitches.

Staplegun or model airplane glue FTW.

Mrs. SLB has Steristrips.

Three solid minutes after my don't drive your mother crazy today rant, Cal smashed his eye against the wall and blood is gushing everywhere. Pretty close to needing stitches.

I'm pretty sure we all would have understood "smashed his eye against the wall" without the visual aid.

 

[Ignoramus]

I don't see a lot of Schaub jerseys in the Houston airport

Fear not. There's still a 50/50 chance your luggage ends up someplace other than where it was supposed to go.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Guster, I'll take a few boxes - how about 3?

Will ship funds tomorrow if okay.

Isn't a box made up of six squares? You want 28?

 

[Osaurus]

I don't see a lot of Schaub jerseys in the Houston airport

Fear not. There's still a 50/50 chance your luggage ends up someplace other than where it was supposed to go.

So you're saying there's a chance?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Manifest destiny

Fun Fact: Shuke was in Predator

The Ukraine situation simplified

 

[belljr]

if i can,get a couple boxes i would love too

my other sources have me down to one pool

 

[Captain Quinoa]

page 2 save

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Found out the other day I've got a student who is up for expulsion.

• Grabbing a girl in the crotch area
• Putting his foot on the girl's crotch area while they were sitting across from each other
• Grabbing her butt
• And the coo day graw...taking her hand and putting it on his crotch area.

When I was in 8th grade I was afraid to even make eye-contact with girls.

 

[T Bell]

Found out the other day I've got a student who is up for expulsion.

• Grabbing a girl in the crotch area
• Putting his foot on the girl's crotch area while they were sitting across from each other
• Grabbing her butt
• And the coo day graw...taking her hand and putting it on his crotch area.

When I was in 8th grade I was afraid to even make eye-contact with girls.

Yeah, I'm not sure that "confidence" is what I'd label this.

 

[cosjobs]

I am currently spending my day taking an online defensive driving course.

Unsure its worth the $300 in fines, ticket dismissal and points I am avoiding.

Freaking brutal, but streaming option is nice.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I am currently spending my day taking an online defensive driving course.

Unsure its worth the $300 in fines, ticket dismissal and points I am avoiding.

Freaking brutal, but streaming option is nice.

Click through as fast as possible, then google answers when you're quizzed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Found out the other day I've got a student who is up for expulsion.

• Grabbing a girl in the crotch area
• Putting his foot on the girl's crotch area while they were sitting across from each other
• Grabbing her butt
• And the coo day graw...taking her hand and putting it on his crotch area.

When I was in 8th grade I was afraid to even make eye-contact with girls.

Yeah, I'm not sure that "confidence" is what I'd label this.

Good point. It was all pretty rapey.

What's funny is this kid is pretty small. Like one of the shorter kids in his grade. I would say that at least half of the 8th grade girls could kick his ###.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Found out the other day I've got a student who is up for expulsion.

• Grabbing a girl in the crotch area
• Putting his foot on the girl's crotch area while they were sitting across from each other
• Grabbing her butt
• And the coo day graw...taking her hand and putting it on his crotch area.

When I was in 8th grade I was afraid to even make eye-contact with girls.

Yeah, I'm not sure that "confidence" is what I'd label this.

It's ambition. The kid knows what he wants and isn't going to take no for an answer. A real go-getter!

 

[cosjobs]

I am currently spending my day taking an online defensive driving course.

Unsure its worth the $300 in fines, ticket dismissal and points I am avoiding.

Freaking brutal, but streaming option is nice.

Click through as fast as possible, then google answers when you're quizzed.

The streaming option does not allow the click throughs. But it does allow me to "listen" in the background and answer a few questions every 50 minutes.

And if I cannot score 70% without googling the answers, I don't deserve to drive.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I am currently spending my day taking an online defensive driving course.

Unsure its worth the $300 in fines, ticket dismissal and points I am avoiding.

Freaking brutal, but streaming option is nice.

Click through as fast as possible, then google answers when you're quizzed.

The streaming option does not allow the click throughs. But it does allow me to "listen" in the background and answer a few questions every 50 minutes. And if I cannot score 70% without googling the answers, I don't deserve to drive.

Good luck, buddy!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I am currently spending my day taking an online defensive driving course.

Unsure its worth the $300 in fines, ticket dismissal and points I am avoiding.

Freaking brutal, but streaming option is nice.

Click through as fast as possible, then google answers when you're quizzed.

The streaming option does not allow the click throughs. But it does allow me to "listen" in the background and answer a few questions every 50 minutes.

And if I cannot score 70% without googling the answers, I don't deserve to drive.

Measure twice, cut once, that's what I say.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I am currently spending my day taking an online defensive driving course.

Unsure its worth the $300 in fines, ticket dismissal and points I am avoiding.

Freaking brutal, but streaming option is nice.

Click through as fast as possible, then google answers when you're quizzed.

The streaming option does not allow the click throughs. But it does allow me to "listen" in the background and answer a few questions every 50 minutes.

And if I cannot score 70% without googling the answers, I don't deserve to drive.

Measure twice, cut once, that's what I say.

Pretty sure that's what that student of mine that's up for expulsion was thinking.

 

[T Bell]

Found out the other day I've got a student who is up for expulsion.

• Grabbing a girl in the crotch area
• Putting his foot on the girl's crotch area while they were sitting across from each other
• Grabbing her butt
• And the coo day graw...taking her hand and putting it on his crotch area.

When I was in 8th grade I was afraid to even make eye-contact with girls.

Yeah, I'm not sure that "confidence" is what I'd label this.

It's ambition. The kid knows what he wants and isn't going to take no for an answer. A real go-getter!

Be a go getter! Don't let anything stand in your way! Like consent and stuff...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ugly cat family

Stupid American voters

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

DISREGARD ALL OF MY PREVIOUS LINKS. THIS IS THE ONLY ONE YOU NEED TO CLICK ON TODAY.

HS girl arrested for elbowing a teenage boy in the nuts.

Why?

He laughed at her because she queefed while having sex with another boy on the school bus.

OBVIOUSLY NSFW (smoking gun article...no nudes or anything.)

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seems like these (legal) teen vulvas are up to something.

 

[Drifter]

Ugly cat family

Stupid American voters

Someone really needed to respond to that with, "You know what will blow your mind? Not a single American actually even voted for the guy!"

 

[heckmanm]

Bus Sex Queefer alias in 3...2...1...

 

[Good Posting Judge]

How are an 18 year old and a 13 year old on the same bus?

 

[UniAlias]

All three links go to the same place. Was kinda hoping one would be video footage from the bus or something.

 

[T Bell]

Bus Sex Queefer alias in 3...2...1...

BSQ would fly

Sounds like an airport, but it's actually an airport.

 

[UniAlias]

I'm guessing she wasn't really having sex on the bus, seems like there would be other charges involved if a legal adult were ####### on a bus full of kids. Sounds like the word queef caused some confusion with the officer..

 

[Homer J Simpson]

High school bus sex? No thank you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How are an 18 year old and a 13 year old on the same bus?

If it is a small town with a unified school district there's a good chance the HS and Jr hi kids might be on the same bus(es).

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How are an 18 year old and a 13 year old on the same bus?

Sounds like she was trying to get off

 

[T Bell]

High school bus sex? No thank you.

There's no seat belts on buses because that would be too kinky.

 

[walnutz]

I am going to lose my forking mind if school is closed again tomorrow. Kids had Friday and Monday off. Then cancelled Tuesday because of snow. Went back today and now it may be too cold at bus stop time. The counties to the north and west of us have already cancelled.

That is all. Sorry for the rant.

Welcome to crazy town. To make things worse, the phone woke the boys up so they have been playing/bare knuckle boxing since 5am. I need to get out of here stat before Mrs. SLB wakes up.

I hear ya Bob. My wife has stayed home with the kiddos since the new year. Which means she basically has not worked in January. Anyway, it was my turn today to stay home. Trip to Best Buy and lunch at Steak N Shake. Now just a few more hours to figure out what to do with them.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Everybody SING!

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Queefs on the bus go pbbbbbt, pbbbbbt, pbbbbbTTTT

pbbbbbbt, pbbbbbbt, pbbbbbbTTTT

pbbbbbbt, pbbbbbbt, pbbbbbbTTTT

The Queefs on the bus go pbbbbbt, pbbbbbt, pbbbbbTTTT

Alllllllllllllllllllllllll through the town...

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Looks like I'm going to need to have the "Don't laugh at the girl getting boned on the bus when she queefs" talk with my son a little bit earlier.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Everybody SING!

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Queefs on the bus go pbbbbbt, pbbbbbt, pbbbbbTTTT

pbbbbbbt, pbbbbbbt, pbbbbbbTTTT

pbbbbbbt, pbbbbbbt, pbbbbbbTTTT

The Queefs on the bus go pbbbbbt, pbbbbbt, pbbbbbTTTT

Alllllllllllllllllllllllll through the town...

Looks like I'm going to need to have the "Don't laugh at the girl getting boned on the bus when she queefs" talk with my son a little bit earlier.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

oops, queef

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Semi-related video Really picks up at the :08 mark (NSFW if your boss/IT guys are offended by wildlife fart noises.)