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[Frostillicus]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

Somebody needs to add that movie to my bingo card.

OK, don't actually hate it but it is way overrated.

You stupid b##ch I'll kill you!

Shocked by the angry response.

 

[bentley]

I mostly posted that story to test the language filter and it failed.

 

[belljr]

sucking **** not filtered

blow job not

####### is

 

[Limp Ditka]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

Somebody needs to add that movie to my bingo card.

OK, don't actually hate it but it is way overrated.

You stupid b##ch I'll kill you!

Can we get SLB and Tanner to shake hands or something?

 

[BigJohn]

I may have told this story, but I will again.

Back when I was on the HOA board, my neighbor Joel and I would come up with these lame excuses to drive around the neighborhood and get blindingly drunk with some frequency. One time, we were checking out some work a contractor had done on a retaining wall next to a park and we roll up on the SUV that has a dude on the ground blowing some other dude in the driver's seat. Joel called 311 and the conversation went like this:

311: How may I help you?

Joel: There's a man performing fellatio on another man in Harris Branch Park.

311: Sorry, sir but I don't understand.

Joel: There are two males in a car in the park and one of them is performing fellatio on the other.

311: Sir, can you speak English.

Joel: THERE IS A GUY SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S **** IN THE PARK!

311: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! We'll have a guy right out.

Is 311 just an effeminate 911?

 

[bentley]

I may have told this story, but I will again.

Back when I was on the HOA board, my neighbor Joel and I would come up with these lame excuses to drive around the neighborhood and get blindingly drunk with some frequency. One time, we were checking out some work a contractor had done on a retaining wall next to a park and we roll up on the SUV that has a dude on the ground blowing some other dude in the driver's seat. Joel called 311 and the conversation went like this:

311: How may I help you?

Joel: There's a man performing fellatio on another man in Harris Branch Park.

311: Sorry, sir but I don't understand.

Joel: There are two males in a car in the park and one of them is performing fellatio on the other.

311: Sir, can you speak English.

Joel: THERE IS A GUY SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S **** IN THE PARK!

311: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! We'll have a guy right out.

Is 311 just an effeminate 911?

Non-emergency police number.

 

[belljr]

i am going to spend tommorrow omly posting in this thread... i want to boost my cred or be completely shunned... which ks nice too

 

[Guster]

GMTAN Super Bowl Squares update: 48 squares remaining

squares paid for

heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Idiot Boxer x2, Ignoramus x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks (paid by -fish-), shuke, Nathan R. Jessep, charvik x2, krista4 x2, DA RAIDERS x2, Frostillicus x2, General Malaise x2, The Ref, strykerpks, Drifter x2, Dan Lambskinsquares requested but not yet paid for

cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, guru_007

paypal address: redsoxrj @ gmail

I'm in if you need some outsider dead money to fill up the box

Of course... just let me know how much you want to give/get

25/sq?

I have anything from Red Sox thing? Guessing not just being sure

Yes on the cost, $0 balance left in the Red Sox pool

 

[belljr]

your nerd battle is on tv

 

[Ignoramus]

I may have told this story, but I will again.

Back when I was on the HOA board, my neighbor Joel and I would come up with these lame excuses to drive around the neighborhood and get blindingly drunk with some frequency. One time, we were checking out some work a contractor had done on a retaining wall next to a park and we roll up on the SUV that has a dude on the ground blowing some other dude in the driver's seat. Joel called 311 and the conversation went like this:

311: How may I help you?

Joel: There's a man performing fellatio on another man in Harris Branch Park.

311: Sorry, sir but I don't understand.

Joel: There are two males in a car in the park and one of them is performing fellatio on the other.

311: Sir, can you speak English.

Joel: THERE IS A GUY SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S **** IN THE PARK!

311: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! We'll have a guy right out.

Is 311 just an effeminate 911?

Non-emergency police number.

'Round here it's a city services-type thing. I used it to report a broken water main last week. #YOLO

 

[Limp Ditka]

dsp alias?

 

[Guster]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

WowThat's a sweet cherry to pop

No kidding. Sensational movie as long as it hasn't been spoiled for you. When the Martians arrive in Long Island is a top 5 moment ever.

I like the part where you find out Tim Robbins didn't even kill the girl, but it's too late because Sean Penn already killed him.

I already knew

Spoiler

the "surprise"

but that didn't ruin things any. Really good movie

 

[belljr]

dsp alias?

i was afraid to ask

 

[Homer J Simpson]

i am going to spend tommorrow omly posting in this thread... i want to boost my cred or be completely shunned... which ks nice too

Can you change your sig? Every time you post I think you're extremely excited about it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I may have told this story, but I will again.

Back when I was on the HOA board, my neighbor Joel and I would come up with these lame excuses to drive around the neighborhood and get blindingly drunk with some frequency. One time, we were checking out some work a contractor had done on a retaining wall next to a park and we roll up on the SUV that has a dude on the ground blowing some other dude in the driver's seat. Joel called 311 and the conversation went like this:

311: How may I help you?

Joel: There's a man performing fellatio on another man in Harris Branch Park.

311: Sorry, sir but I don't understand.

Joel: There are two males in a car in the park and one of them is performing fellatio on the other.

311: Sir, can you speak English.

Joel: THERE IS A GUY SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S **** IN THE PARK!

311: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! We'll have a guy right out.

 

[bentley]

I've been randomly binging on "It's Always Sunny..." for the last few months. Up to s8e2 (The Gang Recycles Their Trash). Think I'll watch a few episodes tonight.

Tanner> Bingo card show?

 

[Frostillicus]

your nrrd battle is on tv

omg thank you I totally forgot to set this.

 

[belljr]

i am going to spend tommorrow omly posting in this thread... i want to boost my cred or be completely shunned... which ks nice too

Can you change your sig? Every time you post I think you're extremely excited about it.

I'll think about it

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bentrey's story reminds me of a passage from some old Joseph Wambaugh book. A cop is interviewing a teenager from the hood about an unlawful sex or statutory rape charge.

Cop: Did you reach climax with the girl?

Kid: Say what?

Cop: Did you orgasm during coitus?

Kid: No idea what you're asking?

Cop: Did you come?

Kid: Oh yeah. Like a hound dog!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

i am going to spend tommorrow omly posting in this thread... i want to boost my cred or be completely shunned... which ks nice too

Can you change your sig? Every time you post I think you're extremely excited about it.

I'll think about it

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've been randomly binging on "It's Always Sunny..." for the last few months. Up to s8e2 (The Gang Recycles Their Trash). Think I'll watch a few episodes tonight.

Tanner> Bingo card show?

No. Good show. I just lost interest in it some how. Definitely don't hate.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

your nrrd battle is on tv

omg thank you I totally forgot to set this.

What nerd battle?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Bentrey's story reminds me of a passage from some old Joseph Wambaugh book. A cop is interviewing a teenager from the hood about an unlawful sex or statutory rape charge.

Cop: Did you reach orgasm with the girl?

Kid: Say what?

Cop: Did you orgasm during coitus?

Kid: No idea what you're asking?

Cop: Did you come?

Kid: Oh yeah. Like a hound dog!

I loved Little Women

 

[belljr]

your nrrd battle is on tv

omg thank you I totally forgot to set this.

What nerd battle?

King of the nerds - TBS

Awful/Awesome game show

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bentrey's story reminds me of a passage from some old Joseph Wambaugh book. A cop is interviewing a teenager from the hood about an unlawful sex or statutory rape charge.

Cop: Did you reach orgasm with the girl?

Kid: Say what?

Cop: Did you orgasm during coitus?

Kid: No idea what you're asking?

Cop: Did you come?

Kid: Oh yeah. Like a hound dog!

I loved Little Women

 

[Homer J Simpson]

your nrrd battle is on tv

omg thank you I totally forgot to set this.

What nerd battle?

King of the nerds - TBS

Awful/Awesome game show

Thanks for not being really excited about answering.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bentrey's story reminds me of a passage from some old Joseph Wambaugh book. A cop is interviewing a teenager from the hood about an unlawful sex or statutory rape charge.

Cop: Did you reach orgasm with the girl?

Kid: Say what?

Cop: Did you orgasm during coitus?

Kid: No idea what you're asking?

Cop: Did you come?

Kid: Oh yeah. Like a hound dog!

I loved Little Women

Can't disagree.

 

[belljr]

your nrrd battle is on tv

omg thank you I totally forgot to set this.

What nerd battle?

King of the nerds - TBS

Awful/Awesome game show

Thanks for not being really excited about answering.

No problem

 

[Limp Ditka]

Japanophile

 

[Limp Ditka]

22 year old Pokeman master



bell - I hate you.

 

[belljr]

I think I might watch this in spanish

 

[strykerpks]

Frosty, are the nerd chicks hot again this season?

 

[belljr]

22 year old Pokeman master



bell - I hate you.

what i do besides give you another glorious show to watch.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

your nrrd battle is on tv

omg thank you I totally forgot to set this.

the what?

 

[belljr]

Frosty, are the nepurplerd chicks hot again this season?

early rankingspurple

japanophile

chemist

rocket scientist

 

[Limp Ditka]

your nrrd battle is on tv

omg thank you I totally forgot to set this.

the what?

booger

 

[belljr]

Frosty, are the nepurplerd chicks hot again this season?

early rankingspurple

japanophile

chemist

rocket scientist

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty, are the nerd chicks hot again this season?

Significantly less than last season.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I watched that show for 2 minutes and had to change the channel.

there's sports on.

 

[belljr]

I watched that show for 2 minutes and had to change the channel.

there's sports on.

where else can you see nerds in captivity

 

[Bob Sacamano]

http://i.imgur.com/edBQBeJ.gif

Craptacular

 

[belljr]

BLOODSHED!!!

 

[belljr]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AUz79FHg70o/Tp9v05kUt_I/AAAAAAAABUU/BYCIjpd8Y8k/s1600/TeenWolfDad.jpg

 

[Frostillicus]

I watched that show for 2 minutes and had to change the channel.

there's sports on.

It's pretty much the fifth major sport.

 

[Frostillicus]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AUz79FHg70o/Tp9v05kUt_I/AAAAAAAABUU/BYCIjpd8Y8k/s1600/TeenWolfDad.jpg

I watched that movie last night.

 

[belljr]

i got zero questions right..... Whew

 

[belljr]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AUz79FHg70o/Tp9v05kUt_I/AAAAAAAABUU/BYCIjpd8Y8k/s1600/TeenWolfDad.jpg

I watched that movie last night.

movie? thats the guy on the nerd show

 

[belljr]

totally want to bang the pink hair referee

 

[strykerpks]

Frosty, are the nerd chicks hot again this season?

Significantly less than last season.

Well that's no good.