GM's thread about nothing (52 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

$20 says Mr Pack has a packers related license plate.

I bet it's just one of those crappy plastic borders.

See above

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I actually think Community is a quality show. Much better than most of the #### that passes as a sitcom on TV today.

It's just hard for me to watch. Every character has some sort of real obvious shtick that when blended with all the rest of the shticks on the show becomes grating.

 

[Mr.Pack]

$20 says Mr Pack has a packers related license plate.

I bet it's just one of those crappy plastic borders.

Gotta be more than that.

Multiple flags are involved either way.

I used to have one flag but i forgot it was there a couple years ago and opened the window on the freeway. Haven't had one since.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

No need for Packer plates when the car is up on cinder blocks in the front yard.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

$20 says Mr Pack has a packers related license plate.

Send your $20 thru paypal please.

He's right. Just a regular license plate.

 

[Mr.Pack]

You know too much chocolate can kill dogs right?

This is an old wives tale and not true

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know too much chocolate can kill dogs right?

This is an old wives tale and not true

:shuked:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Random stupidity

Yeah she did

All I can say is my dam is pretty plain.

They are just sea dogs after all.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Pretty sure Costco has real eye doctors.

Gatorman> hi

I assume his practice is legit.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

No need for Packer plates when the car is up on cinder blocks in the front yard.

Ice cold, bro.

 

[FDAS]

You know too much chocolate can kill dogs right?

This is an old wives tale and not true

With most people, I'd assume this is weird shtick. With you though, I'm pretty you actually believe this. ProTip: You're wrong (actually true)

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Krista,

I'm late to the house discussion but I vote 1 as well. Did I read correctly that you would be sharing the garage in 2? Wtf?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Musical interlude. Anybody here down with Lucky Soul? Popish (with a touch of Northern Soul) Brit band with a chick singer. Looks like they formed about 8-9 years ago but I just stumbled across them.

Love this broads voice.

My Brittle Heart

Lips are Unhappy

Like.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

By the way, for those who have not been tracking my every Seattle thought in Drifter's Seattle thread (and why not???), I want to point out that Drifter actually went to an open house for us last Sunday to check out a West Seattle house. How cool is this guy? Thanks again; we owe you many beers/pizzas/naan and/or boat rides.

BRONG did something similar for us when we were looking at rental locations for our trip to Kauai. As he was perusing the premises (a huge house split into three rental units), he inadvertently ran into a couple #######.

brong is good peeps. He was in my home magic football league for 3-4 years. He was always known as my internet date by the rest of my friends.

 

[Hawks64]

You know too much chocolate can kill dogs right?

This is an old wives tale and not true

Not an old wives tale

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Musical interlude. Anybody here down with Lucky Soul? Popish (with a touch of Northern Soul) Brit band with a chick singer. Looks like they formed about 8-9 years ago but I just stumbled across them.

Love this broads voice.

My Brittle Heart

Lips are Unhappy

Like.

I thought you might.

Because she's got a little-girl voice.

 

[krista4]

Krista,

I'm late to the house discussion but I vote 1 as well. Did I read correctly that you would be sharing the garage in 2? Wtf?

It's a four-car garage for four units (these are townhomes); you get 300+ sq ft of garage for each unit. I didn't write that clearly.

We're making a bid on House 1 today whenever my realtor gets out of bed after having had a bad bout of food poisoning last night. They already had two offers as of yesterday and are going over all offers at 5 p.m. today.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Krista,

I'm late to the house discussion but I vote 1 as well. Did I read correctly that you would be sharing the garage in 2? Wtf?

It's a four-car garage for four units (these are townhomes); you get 300+ sq ft of garage for each unit. I didn't write that clearly.

We're making a bid on House 1 today whenever my realtor gets out of bed after having had a bad bout of food poisoning last night. They already had two offers as of yesterday and are going over all offers at 5 p.m. today.

are the decks shared as well?

no brainer to go with house 1. if you know any escrow peeps up there, a fast escrow might make your offer that much more attractive if there are multiple offers. and do you have proof of liquid funds in hand to go with the offer? good luck!

 

[Frostillicus]

Moving to the country. Gonna eat a lot of peaches.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You know too much chocolate can kill dogs right?

This is an old wives tale and not true

Not an old wives tale

Oops, horribly misinformed

 

[kevzilla]

I'm not going to make excuses or offer any explanation, but I am absolutely #### hammered right now.

I hate you. Also, I love you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Reminds me of GM's sig over at :e:

I will never be as handy as this man.

If Mr. Krista played disc golf.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Moving to the country. Gonna eat a lot of peaches.

How much for millions of peaches?

 

[krista4]

Krista,

I'm late to the house discussion but I vote 1 as well. Did I read correctly that you would be sharing the garage in 2? Wtf?

It's a four-car garage for four units (these are townhomes); you get 300+ sq ft of garage for each unit. I didn't write that clearly.

We're making a bid on House 1 today whenever my realtor gets out of bed after having had a bad bout of food poisoning last night. They already had two offers as of yesterday and are going over all offers at 5 p.m. today.

are the decks shared as well?

no brainer to go with house 1. if you know any escrow peeps up there, a fast escrow might make your offer that much more attractive if there are multiple offers. and do you have proof of liquid funds in hand to go with the offer? good luck!

No, decks are all separate, and there's over 600 sq ft of deck per unit.

I think our offer will be good since it is all-cash (yes, I have the proof of funds), can involve a large amount of earnest money, will promise a quick inspection (they didn't allow pre-inspections which is good for us as we wouldn't have had time to do one), and is totally flexible as to close date. The people selling are making an offer on a house today so might need to rent back for a week or two after closing, which is fine with me too. Despite all that, with multiple offers there just might be someone who wants it more than I do. We have other options.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just finished a 4 mile walk. It's 8 degrees out, -8 with the wind chill and there's a lot of wind. I've officially lost my mind.

Pfft.

Yes?

Also, putting your Christmas tree under your deck until the summer is beyond a bad idea. A small spark can ignite them a flame thrower. Trust me here.

I'm not going to make excuses or offer any explanation, but I am absolutely #### hammered right now.

Here I was just envious of the guy checking out an 18 pack of Miller Lite while I was checking out a salad. Was that you?

I have never seen an episode of BB.

Here you go

HOF episode of Community last week. More to the show than just an Asianed guy saying mean things.

The season opener was an atrocity worse than The Killing Fields. No clue what that was supposed to be about.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

600 sq ft deck? Please tell me it is for the maid or dog-walker.

 

[krista4]

600 sq ft deck? Please tell me it is for the maid or dog-walker.

The dog-walker's maid.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Somebody walk me through uploading videos to youtube from an ipad.

Should be same as uploading something to facebook/email/text, just select Youtube then sign in. This is assuming you have a youtube account.

Finally figured it out (I think).http://youtu.be/zw-hNvZHk60

removed :(

 

[Ignoramus]

You know too much chocolate can kill dogs right?

This is an old wives tale and not true

Not an old wives tale

Oops, horribly misinformed

Good info here.

Dogs and people are different in lots of ways.

 

[Hawks64]

You know too much chocolate can kill dogs right?

This is an old wives tale and not true

Not an old wives tale

Oops, horribly misinformed

Good info here.

Dogs and people are different in lots of ways.

I know it's shocking. Couldn't believe it when I read it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

600 sq ft deck? Please tell me it is for the maid or dog-walker.

The dog-walker's maid.

You actually allow her to get fresh air?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Musical interlude. Anybody here down with Lucky Soul? Popish (with a touch of Northern Soul) Brit band with a chick singer. Looks like they formed about 8-9 years ago but I just stumbled across them.

Love this broads voice.

My Brittle Heart

Lips are Unhappy

Like.

I thought you might.

Because she's got a little-girl voice.

Exactly.

 

[Osaurus]

Flights out of Milwaukee dropping like dominos. More time in the tundra

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I just finished a 4 mile walk. It's 8 degrees out, -8 with the wind chill and there's a lot of wind. I've officially lost my mind.

Pfft.

Yes?

Also, putting your Christmas tree under your deck until the summer is beyond a bad idea. A small spark can ignite them a flame thrower. Trust me here.

Report back when you have -35 to -50 windchills, Hasselhoff.

I'm aware on the tree...I've taken a few of them up north to start bonfires. Super fun. Edit: It would be a blessing if the current place went up.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm not going to make excuses or offer any explanation, but I am absolutely #### hammered right now.

Hammered by 11? I like your style.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just finished a 4 mile walk. It's 8 degrees out, -8 with the wind chill and there's a lot of wind. I've officially lost my mind.

Pfft.

Yes?

Also, putting your Christmas tree under your deck until the summer is beyond a bad idea. A small spark can ignite them a flame thrower. Trust me here.

Report back when you have -35 to -50 windchills, Hasselhoff.

I'm aware on the tree...I've taken a few of them up north to start bonfires. Super fun. Edit: It would be a blessing if the current place went up.

It was -25 a couple of weeks ago. The trick is being stupid enough to purposely hang out in said weather.

 

[kevzilla]

I ran across someone whose first and middle names are So Dong.I should be forgiven for immediately thinking of Tanner, right?

 

[-fish-]

I kind of want to bet the "first team to have a player get a concussion" prop but it's pretty much betting on whether Harvin or Welker will get brain damage.

It's Harvin, right?

 

[-fish-]

I got manning over 24.5 Omahas. He's gonna do that in one quarter

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I ran across someone whose first and middle names are So Dong.I should be forgiven for immediately thinking of Tanner, right?

wow very penis

so dong bonner much erection

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I kind of want to bet the "first team to have a player get a concussion" prop but it's pretty much betting on whether Harvin or Welker will get brain damage.

It's Harvin, right?

I'd go Welker there...much more opportunity.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I just finished a 4 mile walk. It's 8 degrees out, -8 with the wind chill and there's a lot of wind. I've officially lost my mind.

Pfft.

Yes?

Also, putting your Christmas tree under your deck until the summer is beyond a bad idea. A small spark can ignite them a flame thrower. Trust me here.

Report back when you have -35 to -50 windchills, Hasselhoff.

I'm aware on the tree...I've taken a few of them up north to start bonfires. Super fun. Edit: It would be a blessing if the current place went up.

It was -25 a couple of weeks ago. The trick is being stupid enough to purposely hang out in said weather.

Just sayin, I'd suck ##### for 8.

 

[igbomb]

So I watched the third episode of Twin Peaks this weekend. Probably the weirdest 40 minutes of network TV I have ever experienced. A creepy ### dream sequence that had a midget vibrating, then speaking in such a weird voice that they actually put subtitles on the screen, followed by him doing some goofy solo slow dance to some creepy music. And, of course, more uncontrollable shrieking by Laura's mom.

Is this what this show is? Does it just stay weird and nonsensical or is there actually some character development and a real story to tell? I've heard so many great things about it that I'm loathe to bail but wow this is some messed up stuff.

Also saw the first episode of Freaks and Geeks. Netflix rocks.

 

[Osaurus]

Big fan of the Log Lady

 

[General Malaise]

When you are drinking at a bar for 7 hours with your wife, a lot of things get brought up including the GMTAN. So Mrs. SLB asked me to say hello to the GMTANers. She said she is looking forward to Beerhole® particularly since Thorn is going to be there.

Highly considering calling it off now.

What are her thoughts on diminutive tennis players?

Hmmmmmmmm.....might not want.

 

[General Malaise]

Phone turned on again. Problem is the screen is smashed to pieces. Backing up now. Anyone got an old iPhone 4 or 4s they don't want anymore?

Just sold mine for $310.

Just sold a piano for $500 on CL. Thinking I listed it a little low.

 

[PV14]

We(I) got rid of the tree in record time this year. It generally sits under our deck until the summer months because we miss the one chance for the garbage man to take it. Not so, this year.

However, we still have a gigantic wreath up on the wall. My wife orders it from some crazy lady at her work that insists on delivering it in person with her creepy kid. The thing is massive and somehow involves a metal skeleton and wiring to keep it all together. Last year it stayed up until summer and I finally got to take and disassemble it with a pliers. Each year my wife (hi honey) says she'll take care of it, so I'm waiting to see how that goes.

Yes, but I take care of it in March. I have plenty of time.

 

[heckmanm]

When you are drinking at a bar for 7 hours with your wife, a lot of things get brought up including the GMTAN. So Mrs. SLB asked me to say hello to the GMTANers. She said she is looking forward to Beerhole® particularly since Thorn is going to be there.

Highly considering calling it off now.

What are her thoughts on diminutive tennis players?

Hmmmmmmmm.....might not want.

Yikes - is that life-sized?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Only recognize half of you in the naming Krista's boat thread.

 

[General Malaise]

Here is how you should check the weather in your area from now on. MUST CLICK

We about done with this?

I just threw out a 'like'. I don't do that often.