GM's thread about nothing (39 Viewers)

[belljr]

Lol. Is the tree removal the wife's duty?

That's what I was thinking. Take that thing outside and saw it to pieces like a man.

ours is fake

:hifivingwhiteguys:

pre-lit too

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm on our Broncos too, but I'm not in love with it.

 

[krista4]

So Sweet J hasn't checked in to the thread since before Christmas. Hope he is okay. Mostly because I was his Secret Santa and felt like my gift was pretty good.

Did anyone get Keysed this year, or did it go swimmingly (other than Sweet J's disappearance)?

I know I've seen him on Facebook in the last week, so I think he's OK.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You babies need to stop #####ing about the weather. You don't live in Yakutsk, just put a coat on for Christ's sake.

It's a bit chilly here right now

 

[-fish-]

I bet $25 that Bruno Mars would open with the Police ripoff that was on during every commercial break during the playoffs.

 

[-fish-]

So Sweet J hasn't checked in to the thread since before Christmas. Hope he is okay. Mostly because I was his Secret Santa and felt like my gift was pretty good.

Did anyone get Keysed this year, or did it go swimmingly (other than Sweet J's disappearance)?

I know I've seen him on Facebook in the last week, so I think he's OK.

We really need an update on his dating/living in the same house as his ex. I'm fascinated.

 

[Annyong]

You turds get fake trees?

 

[krista4]

So Sweet J hasn't checked in to the thread since before Christmas. Hope he is okay. Mostly because I was his Secret Santa and felt like my gift was pretty good.

Did anyone get Keysed this year, or did it go swimmingly (other than Sweet J's disappearance)?

I know I've seen him on Facebook in the last week, so I think he's OK.

We really need an update on his dating/living in the same house as his ex. I'm fascinated.

 

[belljr]

You turds get fake trees?

yep and 9 years from now ill get another fake tree

 

[General Malaise]

I'm on our Broncos too, but I'm not in love with it.

Where I'm at.

Guster, 2 more boxes for me please. For my co-workers. Put Team Portal on these 2 new spots. Paying now.

 

[Limp Ditka]

You turds get fake trees?

Worked christmas tree lots all through high school and college. Never need to see another real one again.

 

[belljr]

guster thanks for the numbers, I think I got a good chance at the first quarter!

 

[General Malaise]

I have been told the tree will be down when I get home from work.

you're going to let the Quinoa's win this?

I have to GM. GM's making me.

That a boy. My bingo card has a few spaces dedicated to people who leave up trees and lights long past expiration date.

 

[General Malaise]

Rude, are you around later to coach me into shipping $30 worth of peppered beef product to Frost? What's the least amount of money this should cost me and how do I do it?

 

[General Malaise]

remember when the internet was easy, you would get an article and some pictures.....

now there may be no text and only a video, i just want skim a story ### #### it, video with ads, i need an twitter or facebook account to view pictures or read other stuff, an"article" has other links to get the actual story....there are no pictures just video.....

get off my lawn

God this is great freaking posting. I absolutely LOATH the move away from reading the internet to watching the internet.* Enough already. Every other link on this website takes me to a video where I have to now watch 30 seconds of an advertisement before getting into a 3 minute clip. If I'm at work, I really don't want that volume up. And if I'm at home, well....same thing applies, really. Pictures are great. Articles I can skim are even better. Links to a video with absolutely no description make me stabby.

 

[Fuller]

remember when the internet was easy, you would get an article and some pictures.....

now there may be no text and only a video, i just want skim a story ### #### it, video with ads, i need an twitter or facebook account to view pictures or read other stuff, an"article" has other links to get the actual story....there are no pictures just video.....

get off my lawn

God this is great freaking posting. I absolutely LOATH the move away from reading the internet to watching the internet.* Enough already. Every other link on this website takes me to a video where I have to now watch 30 seconds of an advertisement before getting into a 3 minute clip. If I'm at work, I really don't want that volume up. And if I'm at home, well....same thing applies, really. Pictures are great. Articles I can skim are even better. Links to a video with absolutely no description make me stabby.

 

[General Malaise]

Finding out the gender of BabyYSR 2.0 today, if GM and SLB want a second go at their bet.

Boy

 

[krista4]

remember when the internet was easy, you would get an article and some pictures.....

now there may be no text and only a video, i just want skim a story ### #### it, video with ads, i need an twitter or facebook account to view pictures or read other stuff, an"article" has other links to get the actual story....there are no pictures just video.....

get off my lawn

God this is great freaking posting. I absolutely LOATH the move away from reading the internet to watching the internet.* Enough already. Every other link on this website takes me to a video where I have to now watch 30 seconds of an advertisement before getting into a 3 minute clip. If I'm at work, I really don't want that volume up. And if I'm at home, well....same thing applies, really. Pictures are great. Articles I can skim are even better. Links to a video with absolutely no description make me stabby.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Rude, are you around later to coach me into shipping $30 worth of peppered beef product to Frost? What's the least amount of money this should cost me and how do I do it?

maybe.

is one of the flat rate shipping boxes an option for you?

 

[General Malaise]

remember when the internet was easy, you would get an article and some pictures.....

now there may be no text and only a video, i just want skim a story ### #### it, video with ads, i need an twitter or facebook account to view pictures or read other stuff, an"article" has other links to get the actual story....there are no pictures just video.....

get off my lawn

God this is great freaking posting. I absolutely LOATH the move away from reading the internet to watching the internet.* Enough already. Every other link on this website takes me to a video where I have to now watch 30 seconds of an advertisement before getting into a 3 minute clip. If I'm at work, I really don't want that volume up. And if I'm at home, well....same thing applies, really. Pictures are great. Articles I can skim are even better. Links to a video with absolutely no description make me stabby.

Whoops, forgot that I put a * in there.....

I, of course, do love the video as it relates to naked jump party movies. Lone exception, but I know what I'm venturing into and can use headphones, locks and other security measures.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

remember when the internet was easy, you would get an article and some pictures.....

now there may be no text and only a video, i just want skim a story ### #### it, video with ads, i need an twitter or facebook account to view pictures or read other stuff, an"article" has other links to get the actual story....there are no pictures just video.....

get off my lawn

God this is great freaking posting. I absolutely LOATH the move away from reading the internet to watching the internet.* Enough already. Every other link on this website takes me to a video where I have to now watch 30 seconds of an advertisement before getting into a 3 minute clip. If I'm at work, I really don't want that volume up. And if I'm at home, well....same thing applies, really. Pictures are great. Articles I can skim are even better. Links to a video with absolutely no description make me stabby.

don't click on them. that's what I do.

I hope everyone who links videos with no explanation or description chokes on something.

 

[General Malaise]

Rude, are you around later to coach me into shipping $30 worth of peppered beef product to Frost? What's the least amount of money this should cost me and how do I do it?

maybe.

is one of the flat rate shipping boxes an option for you?

Yeah, I think. The big one will cost like $20.

 

[General Malaise]

remember when the internet was easy, you would get an article and some pictures.....

now there may be no text and only a video, i just want skim a story ### #### it, video with ads, i need an twitter or facebook account to view pictures or read other stuff, an"article" has other links to get the actual story....there are no pictures just video.....

get off my lawn

God this is great freaking posting. I absolutely LOATH the move away from reading the internet to watching the internet.* Enough already. Every other link on this website takes me to a video where I have to now watch 30 seconds of an advertisement before getting into a 3 minute clip. If I'm at work, I really don't want that volume up. And if I'm at home, well....same thing applies, really. Pictures are great. Articles I can skim are even better. Links to a video with absolutely no description make me stabby.

don't click on them. that's what I do.

I hope everyone who links videos with no explanation or description chokes on something.

No, I like kitty pictures from Tanner. I really like GIFs. I don't want to NOT click on stuff. But yeah, your second statement is a good one.

 

[belljr]

remember when the internet was easy, you would get an article and some pictures.....

now there may be no text and only a video, i just want skim a story ### #### it, video with ads, i need an twitter or facebook account to view pictures or read other stuff, an"article" has other links to get the actual story....there are no pictures just video.....

get off my lawn

God this is great freaking posting. I absolutely LOATH the move away from reading the internet to watching the internet.* Enough already. Every other link on this website takes me to a video where I have to now watch 30 seconds of an advertisement before getting into a 3 minute clip. If I'm at work, I really don't want that volume up. And if I'm at home, well....same thing applies, really. Pictures are great. Articles I can skim are even better. Links to a video with absolutely no description make me stabby.

Whoops, forgot that I put a * in there.....

I, of course, do love the video as it relates to naked jump party movies. Lone exception, but I know what I'm venturing into and can use headphones, locks and other security measures.

video has its place for sure...I just dont need every "story" to be it or have it.

something that takes me 30 seconds to skim through, not 5 minutes to sit through someone telling me the news.

have a link to the video if you want.

i cant tell you how many articles or stories I really wanted to read but gave up because of videos/ads etc

 

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guster thanks for the numbers, I think I got a good chance at the first quarter!

Wait, what?

 

[General Malaise]

Lol. Is the tree removal the wife's duty?

That's what I was thinking. Take that thing outside and saw it to pieces like a man.

What about the un-decorating?

Wife domain. My job is to pick out the tree, put the tree on my car, pay for tree, bring tree home, slam it on it's stand, bring it to its temporary resting place and disappear until it's time to take it outside and hack it into little pieces for yard debris. Once a while I might water it.

 

[Annyong]

Lol. Is the tree removal the wife's duty?

That's what I was thinking. Take that thing outside and saw it to pieces like a man.

What about the un-decorating?

Wife domain. My job is to pick out the tree, put the tree on my car, pay for tree, bring tree home, slam it on it's stand, bring it to its temporary resting place and disappear until it's time to take it outside and hack it into little pieces for yard debris. Once a while I might water it.

thats what i do.

 

[General Malaise]

I bet $25 that Bruno Mars would open with the Police ripoff that was on during every commercial break during the playoffs.

That's his only song, right? Such a bad rip-off....

Though I kind of liked it.

 

[Annyong]

guster thanks for the numbers, I think I got a good chance at the first quarter!

Wait, what?

He didnt send you your numbers yet? Better make sure he got your money.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Finding out the gender of BabyYSR 2.0 today, if GM and SLB want a second go at their bet.

Boy

Did you rub her belly again you ####### cheater?

remember when the internet was easy, you would get an article and some pictures.....

now there may be no text and only a video, i just want skim a story ### #### it, video with ads, i need an twitter or facebook account to view pictures or read other stuff, an"article" has other links to get the actual story....there are no pictures just video.....

get off my lawn

God this is great freaking posting. I absolutely LOATH the move away from reading the internet to watching the internet.* Enough already. Every other link on this website takes me to a video where I have to now watch 30 seconds of an advertisement before getting into a 3 minute clip. If I'm at work, I really don't want that volume up. And if I'm at home, well....same thing applies, really. Pictures are great. Articles I can skim are even better. Links to a video with absolutely no description make me stabby.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You turds get fake trees?

We've had a fake tree for the last 10-12 years. Best investment ever.

Even better is that we didn't put it up this year.

 

[-fish-]

I bet $25 that Bruno Mars would open with the Police ripoff that was on during every commercial break during the playoffs.

That's his only song, right? Such a bad rip-off....

Though I kind of liked it.

I've only heard two other songs of his, and neither would work for a Super Bowl halftime. +300 seems like a no brainer.

When the Rolling Stones played Super Bowl halftime, I had $500 on Start Me Up at +300. What else were they going to open with? Lost every football-related bet that day, but that stupid bet saved me.

 

[Mr.Pack]

guster thanks for the numbers, I think I got a good chance at the first quarter!

Wait, what?

He hooked one.

 

[Frostillicus]

Lol. Is the tree removal the wife's duty?

Yes. It's not a real tree.

 

[Frostillicus]

Rude, are you around later to coach me into shipping $30 worth of peppered beef product to Frost? What's the least amount of money this should cost me and how do I do it?

Just ship it however is easiest for you. I'm paying for it anyway and want this to be as smooth and easy for you as possible so you'll do it again in a few months.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I see a clawing in your near future. (kitty pic)

Feb 14 is reich around the corner (funny valentines)

Suave (cartoon with NSFW text)

Winter is funny (gif)

No context chivalry (gif)

 

[kevzilla]

I just want to take a moment to state how much I St. Louis Bob.

It can be hard to find the motivation to work out when your allergies flare up, or you have a hangnail, or you're a fat #### like me. But when I hear about Bob going on his walks, even through the frozen hellscape that is his neighborhood right now, it makes me realize I can certainly drive to my gym, which has wall-to-wall hot tail.

You are the wind beneath my wings, brother.

 

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guster thanks for the numbers, I think I got a good chance at the first quarter!

Wait, what?

He didnt send you your numbers yet? Better make sure he got your money.

OMGOMGOMGOMG

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Last week 78% was on Denver, over the weekend it fell to 74% now we're at 72%.

Note that the line hasn't moved.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just want to take a moment to state how much I St. Louis Bob.

It can be hard to find the motivation to work out when your allergies flare up, or you have a hangnail, or you're a fat #### like me. But when I hear about Bob going on his walks, even through the frozen hellscape that is his neighborhood right now, it makes me realize I can certainly drive to my gym, which has wall-to-wall hot tail.

You are the wind beneath my wings, brother.

Thanks GB. To be fair, I already had issues before I got even more brain damage from the pool.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Last week 78% was on Denver, over the weekend it fell to 74% now we're at 72%.

Note that the line hasn't moved.

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[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lol. Is the tree removal the wife's duty?

That's what I was thinking. Take that thing outside and saw it to pieces like a man.

What about the un-decorating?

Wife domain. My job is to pick out the tree, put the tree on my car, pay for tree, bring tree home, slam it on it's stand, bring it to its temporary resting place and disappear until it's time to take it outside and hack it into little pieces for yard debris. Once a while I might water it.

Same deal here pretty much.

 

[Sammy3469]

Rude, are you around later to coach me into shipping $30 worth of peppered beef product to Frost? What's the least amount of money this should cost me and how do I do it?

Just ship it however is easiest for you. I'm paying for it anyway and want this to be as smooth and easy for you as possible so you'll do it again in a few months.

This is GM doing "something", there's nothing easy about that

 

[JaxBill]

remember when the internet was easy, you would get an article and some pictures.....

now there may be no text and only a video, i just want skim a story ### #### it, video with ads, i need an twitter or facebook account to view pictures or read other stuff, an"article" has other links to get the actual story....there are no pictures just video.....

get off my lawn

God this is great freaking posting. I absolutely LOATH the move away from reading the internet to watching the internet.* Enough already. Every other link on this website takes me to a video where I have to now watch 30 seconds of an advertisement before getting into a 3 minute clip. If I'm at work, I really don't want that volume up. And if I'm at home, well....same thing applies, really. Pictures are great. Articles I can skim are even better. Links to a video with absolutely no description make me stabby.

Also hate the ESPN articles that have a video of SportsCenter anchor reading said article and it's set to autoplay.

 

[-fish-]

Last week 78% was on Denver, over the weekend it fell to 74% now we're at 72%.

Note that the line hasn't moved.

I read this yesterday. I don't think the line's getting to 3.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

59 degrees here today. coldest it's been all month. there was also enough moisture in the air to make the streets look damp. hasn't rained yet though. not sure what we're going to do if it does.

 

[shuke]

Rude, are you around later to coach me into shipping $30 worth of peppered beef product to Frost? What's the least amount of money this should cost me and how do I do it?

Link

Will show you different options after you put weight/size info in.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

59 degrees here today. coldest it's been all month. there was also enough moisture in the air to make the streets look damp. hasn't rained yet though. not sure what we're going to do if it does.

What does the expert say?

 

[-fish-]

remember when the internet was easy, you would get an article and some pictures.....

now there may be no text and only a video, i just want skim a story ### #### it, video with ads, i need an twitter or facebook account to view pictures or read other stuff, an"article" has other links to get the actual story....there are no pictures just video.....

get off my lawn

God this is great freaking posting. I absolutely LOATH the move away from reading the internet to watching the internet.* Enough already. Every other link on this website takes me to a video where I have to now watch 30 seconds of an advertisement before getting into a 3 minute clip. If I'm at work, I really don't want that volume up. And if I'm at home, well....same thing applies, really. Pictures are great. Articles I can skim are even better. Links to a video with absolutely no description make me stabby.

Also hate the ESPN articles that have a video of SportsCenter anchor reading said article and it's set to autoplay.

if you're using chrome, the flash block extension is a must. you have to click on any video for it to play.

autoplay sucks.

 

[-fish-]

59 degrees here today. coldest it's been all month. there was also enough moisture in the air to make the streets look damp. hasn't rained yet though. not sure what we're going to do if it does.

What does the expert say?

this is starting to grow on me.