GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[Guster]

PP sent for another square

received

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Case closed

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Case closed

RIP

 

[SofaKings]

guster's GMTAN/FFA squares pool update: 12 squares remaining

entry fee:

$25/square, Paypal (redsoxrj @ gmail)

payouts:

1st quarter: $500

2nd quarter: $500

3rd quarter: $500

4th quarter: $500

final score: $500 (if no OT, then added to 4th quarter)

squares paid for:

heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Idiot Boxer x2, Ignoramus x4, Ignoramus's friend Steve W x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, TRE Bro x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, shuke, Nathan R. Jessep, charvik x2, krista4 x2, DA RAIDERS x3, Frostillicus x2, General Malaise x6, The Ref, Drifter x2, Dan Lambskin, guru_007 x3, brony x2, belljr x2, [icon] x2, nuzzy x2, guster x2, chet x4, FatMax x4, Tecumseh x2, Mr Pack

squares requested but not yet paid for:

cosjobs x4, YSR x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, Mingo from Tailgating x2

sent money for two.

 

[SofaKings]

Case closed

timsocheting this!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So...does anyone know what a Korean Body Scrub and oil massage entails?

I bought my gf a spa day because last week I caught the flu and thought we wouldn't be able to make our Cabo trip and instead she'd be forced to take care of me while I moaned on the couch. Turns out Tamiflu works pretty fast and we were able to go a day later than we were supposed to. Anyways she just emailed me that she changed her treatment to a 2 person korean body scrub and oil massage for both of us.

Advice?

About an hour of terror?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So...does anyone know what a Korean Body Scrub and oil massage entails?

I bought my gf a spa day because last week I caught the flu and thought we wouldn't be able to make our Cabo trip and instead she'd be forced to take care of me while I moaned on the couch. Turns out Tamiflu works pretty fast and we were able to go a day later than we were supposed to. Anyways she just emailed me that she changed her treatment to a 2 person korean body scrub and oil massage for both of us.

Advice?

Don't yell "I HAVE A BONER" with your gf right there.

 

[Annyong]

Posting pictures from HS might be a bad good idea

 

[General Malaise]

So...does anyone know what a Korean Body Scrub and oil massage entails?

I bought my gf a spa day because last week I caught the flu and thought we wouldn't be able to make our Cabo trip and instead she'd be forced to take care of me while I moaned on the couch. Turns out Tamiflu works pretty fast and we were able to go a day later than we were supposed to. Anyways she just emailed me that she changed her treatment to a 2 person korean body scrub and oil massage for both of us.

Advice?

Don't yell "I HAVE A BONER" with your gf right there.

How about "THIS IS BETTER THAN SUPER MARIO!!!!"

 

[General Malaise]

So...does anyone know what a Korean Body Scrub and oil massage entails?

I bought my gf a spa day because last week I caught the flu and thought we wouldn't be able to make our Cabo trip and instead she'd be forced to take care of me while I moaned on the couch. Turns out Tamiflu works pretty fast and we were able to go a day later than we were supposed to. Anyways she just emailed me that she changed her treatment to a 2 person korean body scrub and oil massage for both of us.

Advice?

Don't yell "I HAVE A BONER" with your gf right there.

I already warned her that if I'm nude, and a semi-attractive woman is rubbing me down, I have no control whatsoever if my friend decides to checkout what's going on it.

Good lord....talk to us first, GB.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So...does anyone know what a Korean Body Scrub and oil massage entails?

I bought my gf a spa day because last week I caught the flu and thought we wouldn't be able to make our Cabo trip and instead she'd be forced to take care of me while I moaned on the couch. Turns out Tamiflu works pretty fast and we were able to go a day later than we were supposed to. Anyways she just emailed me that she changed her treatment to a 2 person korean body scrub and oil massage for both of us.

Advice?

Don't yell "I HAVE A BONER" with your gf right there.

How about "THIS IS BETTER THAN SUPER MARIO!!!!"

"MY PUBUS IS SORE"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Posting pictures from HS might be a bad good idea

Group shot of me in HS. I'm the tall one, bottom right, with the GM pipeline haircut.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Posting pictures from HS might be a bad good idea

Group shot of me in HS. I'm the tall one, bottom right, with the GM pipeline haircut.

 

[General Malaise]

Posting pictures from HS might be a bad good idea

Group shot of me in HS. I'm the tall one, bottom right, with the GM pipeline haircut.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bad pic of me from HS that PV posted on FB

That's back when I could run and jump and stuff. Overrated.

 

[T Bell]

I'm going to a "Going Away Party" on Saturday for a guy going away to prison. First time for everything, I guess. What should I bring him? Carton of cigarettes? Fleshlight?

Rita Hayworth poster FTW

That would be awesome.

Be sure and write "Salvation Lies Within" on the back.

 

[T Bell]

Posting pictures from HS might be a bad good idea

Group shot of me in HS. I'm the tall one, bottom right, with the GM pipeline haircut.

Bakeaux Tapestry?

 

[Fuller]

<------ THE GREATEST HS PHOTO IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Posting pictures from HS might be a bad good idea

Group shot of me in HS. I'm the tall one, bottom right, with the GM pipeline haircut.

Bakeaux Tapestry?

Off by several thousand years.

 

[T Bell]

Another stupid thing I keep laughing at

 

[T Bell]

Case closed

Isn't this pretty much what happened here?

 

[T Bell]

So...does anyone know what a Korean Body Scrub and oil massage entails?

I bought my gf a spa day because last week I caught the flu and thought we wouldn't be able to make our Cabo trip and instead she'd be forced to take care of me while I moaned on the couch. Turns out Tamiflu works pretty fast and we were able to go a day later than we were supposed to. Anyways she just emailed me that she changed her treatment to a 2 person korean body scrub and oil massage for both of us.

Advice?

North Korean or South Korean?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bad pic of me from HS that PV posted on FB

That's back when I could run and jump and stuff. Overrated.

How many grades were you held back?

 

[General Malaise]

Bad pic of me from HS that PV posted on FB

That's back when I could run and jump and stuff. Overrated.

 

[belljr]

https://picasaweb.google.com/m/zoom?uname=109155151455425057515&aid=5680952489331197185&id=5680952493615865250&viewportWidth=320&viewportHeight=416

does this 4th grade picture work

 

[T Bell]

Bad pic of me from HS that PV posted on FB

That's back when I could run and jump and stuff. Overrated.

How many grades were you held back?

He kept retaking 10th grade because he was dating the English teacher at the time.

 

[T Bell]

Unnoticed amidst the euphoria of United landing Juan Mata is the fact that both Leighton Baines and Johan Cabaye opted out of going to United.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Unnoticed amidst the euphoria of United landing Juan Mata is the fact that both Leighton Baines and Johan Cabaye opted out of going to United.

:confetti:

 

[Annyong]

https://picasaweb.google.com/m/zoom?uname=109155151455425057515&aid=5680952489331197185&id=5680952493615865250&viewportWidth=320&viewportHeight=416

does this 4th grade picture work

yes

 

[kevzilla]

Baines looks like the reincarnation of Keith Moon. Or is it just me?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Baines looks like the reincarnation of Keith Moon. Or is it just me?

He definitely looks like he's of a different age. Those are some sideburns.

Hey, Thorn is enjoying a rainy 0-0 draw right now at Stamford Bridge.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Baines looks like the reincarnation of Keith Moon. Or is it just me?

Harold?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Baines looks like the reincarnation of Keith Moon. Or is it just me?

Eh...sorta.

 

[Drifter]

A young starry eyed drifter

 

[Drifter]

Wow. Such preppy. Much legs

 

[-fish-]

you people are just posting random HS pics from the innerwebs, right?

 

[Drifter]

The piece doh resistance

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Baines looks like the reincarnation of Keith Moon. Or is it just me?

He definitely looks like he's of a different age. Those are some sideburns.

Hey, Thorn is enjoying a rainy 0-0 draw right now at Stamford Bridge.

He's not super happy about the draw so far. Chelsea has 28 shots, West Ham has 1.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The piece doh resistance

Oh hell yes.

 

[heckmanm]

The piece doh resistance

Young Robert Plant imo

 

[Drifter]

The piece doh resistance

Young Robert Plant imo

I was big into the newly released Houses of the Holy at the time

 

[Annyong]

me like a year ago

apparently i dont have any old pictures of me on my phone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The piece doh resistance

Young Robert Plant Bette Midler imo

 

[-fish-]

The piece doh resistance

Little Robert Plant was so cute.

DAMMIT

 

[Frostillicus]

Senior prom

Wedding Day

(not the same girl)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Senior prom

Wedding Day

(not the same girl)

Wife>>>>>>Prom Date

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fun Fact: I never went to any of my HS proms or formals.

 

[Annyong]

Fun Fact: I never went to any of my HS proms or formals.

why not?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Fun Fact: I never went to any of my HS proms or formals.

why not?

They weren't very accepting of them there gays in the 1890s

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Fun Fact: I never went to any of my HS proms or formals.

Me either. I drank during several of them and was in the vicinity though, so partial credit.