GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[GroveDiesel]

That's it, I'm never going to Asia again.

http://news.discovery.com/animals/endangered-species/snakes-swim-in-midair-to-fly-140129.htm

 

[Ignoramus]

I like omelets

THEY WERE GOING TO SIEZE HIS DAIRY PRODUCTS AND FROM THERE ITS A SHORT STEP TO TAKING THE BACON TOO! THE BACON! HAVE YOU NO ETHCS?

First they came for his fat-free half-and-half, and I did not speak out, because I use heavy whipping cream...

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I like grits

 

[Abraham]

What are the best job sites?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh Christ.

 

[Abraham]

Oh Christ.

I still have my job and I like it. But it isn't as challenging as i had hoped.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I got a job for ya

Also, I like pancakes

 

[Abraham]

I got a job for ya

Also, I like pancakes

Again? My jaw is still sore from last time.

 

[Ignoramus]

Oh Christ.

I still have my job and I like it. But it isn't as challenging as i had hoped.

Indeed.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I got a job for ya

Also, I like pancakes

Again? My jaw is still sore from last time.

Yeah I get that complaint a lot on accounta my really large penis.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I like oatmeal

 

[Fuller]

I like oatmeal

I like turtles

 

[Captain Quinoa]

so brkfst

 

[Abraham]

Oh Christ.

I still have my job and I like it. But it isn't as challenging as i had hoped.

Indeed.

I spend half the day ducking around with you knob gobblers and the other half writing blog posts. I work in brief patches of real work where I exceed quota and wait for my disorganized tech team to catch up to the sales funnel.

 

[T Bell]

There's an 8 page thread about Justin Bieber in the FFA.

I think we're just about done.

And by "we" I mean western civilization.

Are you kidding? If that stupid, annoying, talentless POS gets himself deported over this it's going to be hilarious!

 

[T Bell]

Oh Christ.

I still have my job and I like it. But it isn't as challenging as i had hoped.

Indeed.

I spend half the day ducking around with you knob gobblers and the other half writing blog posts. I work in brief patches of real work where I exceed quota and wait for my disorganized tech team to catch up to the sales funnel.

I would simply like to say on behalf of all knob gobblers that we appreciate your company... even if it is just one post at a time.

 

[Abraham]

Outside of bill, does anyone post more than one at a time?

 

[T Bell]

Outside of bill, does anyone post more than one at a time?

We do it this way in honor of you.

Who's bill?

 

[Ignoramus]

Oh Christ.

I still have my job and I like it. But it isn't as challenging as i had hoped.

Indeed.

I spend half the day ducking around with you knob gobblers and the other half writing blog posts. I work in brief patches of real work where I exceed quota and wait for my disorganized tech team to catch up to the sales funnel.

I was saying that "Indeed" is a job site I recommend there, Rain Maker.

 

[Abraham]

 

[mr roboto]

Oh Christ.

I still have my job and I like it. But it isn't as challenging as i had hoped.

Indeed.

I spend half the day ducking around with you knob gobblers and the other half writing blog posts. I work in brief patches of real work where I exceed quota and wait for my disorganized tech team to catch up to the sales funnel.

this sounds like my job. Except for the blog writing, I don't write blogs.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Did you guys know that on this new board you can't start a poll and only give one choice (you could on the last one)? LIke, say you wanted to start a poll with the question "Is Notorious TRE the worst poster on this board" and only give one option of "YES" you can't. Sucks.

"Yes" and "Hell Yes"?

 

[Guster]

Still waiting for squares $ from: YSR x2, BostonFred x2, Homer

but since I've met them all in real life, I'm going to assume they're good for it.

I used the super-mega-uber complicated rand() and rank() functions in Excel to assign the squares.

I've taken the results of this randomization and put them into PDF files so that peoples can view them on any device or easily print them out if desired

hey look, it's a squares box (or is it a boxes square?)

random kitten picture

not really but semi-alphabetical list by screen name or nickname or a random name i used to track

if you're unhappy with your square assignment or anyone else's square assignment, PM shuke or send a tweet to the GMTAN account

 

[Abraham]

Tiger Fan with the coveted 5-5 box! Yea for TF!

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

best numbers I've ever had on a SB board :confetti:

 

[BigJohn]

Guster with 0 - 0.

 

[-fish-]

Just how bad are your squares?

 

[kevzilla]

A manager just asked me to "advice" her. She is seven pay grades above me. Think I'll just hang out in the depression thread for a while.

 

[-fish-]

A manager just asked me to "advice" her. She is seven pay grades above me. Think I'll just hang out in the depression thread for a while.

maybe she hangs out in the FFA. tell her you cant advice her because you're shuked, too.

 

[Frostillicus]

Guster with 0 - 0.

No ####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I left my car running for 10 hours today. I work from home, and I had a meeting at 10:30 so I started my car at about 10 o'clock to get warmed up. I went back in the house to pack my laptop bag and finish getting ready and got a phone call that the meeting was canceled. I immediately got through three other phone calls and got into some other projects completely forgetting about the car.

About 3 PM I had to run out to a different meeting and my wife just gotten back home so her car was nice and warm. I decided to just take her car came home around 530. 8:00 PM, after the kids were put to bed, I told my wife I had to run out to Walmart to get some things and couldn't find my car keys. That's when, after about 10 minutes of searching I realized that I never turn my car off.

Apparently, if you leave a 1999 Honda CRV running for 10 hours it will burn approximately one quarter tank of gas.

 

[Abraham]

 

[YSR]

Still waiting for squares $ from: YSR x2, BostonFred x2, Homer

but since I've met them all in real life, I'm going to assume they're good for it.

I used the super-mega-uber complicated rand() and rank() functions in Excel to assign the squares.

I've taken the results of this randomization and put them into PDF files so that peoples can view them on any device or easily print them out if desired

hey look, it's a squares box (or is it a boxes square?)

random kitten picture

not really but semi-alphabetical list by screen name or nickname or a random name i used to track

if you're unhappy with your square assignment or anyone else's square assignment, PM shuke or send a tweet to the GMTAN account

I was waiting to see my squares before paying. Payment sent.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

so brkfst

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

random kitten picture

Whelp, there goes my plans for the day.

 

[Drifter]

Still waiting for squares $ from: YSR x2, BostonFred x2, Homer

but since I've met them all in real life, I'm going to assume they're good for it.

I used the super-mega-uber complicated rand() and rank() functions in Excel to assign the squares.

I've taken the results of this randomization and put them into PDF files so that peoples can view them on any device or easily print them out if desired

hey look, it's a squares box (or is it a boxes square?)

random kitten picture

not really but semi-alphabetical list by screen name or nickname or a random name i used to track

if you're unhappy with your square assignment or anyone else's square assignment, PM shuke or send a tweet to the GMTAN account

Hmmm- 28-13 Seahawks final works for me both here and with my wagering.

20-16 Broncos or 16-10 Seahawks also work for all purposes.

Make it so

 

[heckmanm]

Thought I had 3-7, but forgot about the "0" column. 2-7

 

[-fish-]

seattle peoples> want to make plans to make plans to go to a thunderbirds game? if you go during the week tickets on the glass are only $15. suites are $30

 

[-fish-]

gotta admit woz' new shtick of stalking me and liking every post I make is actually pretty funny.

 

[Guster]

Still waiting for squares $ from: YSR x2, BostonFred x2, Homer

but since I've met them all in real life, I'm going to assume they're good for it.

I used the super-mega-uber complicated rand() and rank() functions in Excel to assign the squares.

I've taken the results of this randomization and put them into PDF files so that peoples can view them on any device or easily print them out if desired

hey look, it's a squares box (or is it a boxes square?)

random kitten picture

not really but semi-alphabetical list by screen name or nickname or a random name i used to track

if you're unhappy with your square assignment or anyone else's square assignment, PM shuke or send a tweet to the GMTAN account

I was waiting to see my squares before paying. Payment sent.

I've enjoyed all the notes that folks sent... can't imagine how many warnings are attached to my paypal account now

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ATTN: GPJTRUCK Dave Brubeck was the Macklemore of 1954

 

[General Malaise]

I left my car running for 10 hours today. I work from home, and I had a meeting at 10:30 so I started my car at about 10 o'clock to get warmed up. I went back in the house to pack my laptop bag and finish getting ready and got a phone call that the meeting was canceled. I immediately got through three other phone calls and got into some other projects completely forgetting about the car.

About 3 PM I had to run out to a different meeting and my wife just gotten back home so her car was nice and warm. I decided to just take her car came home around 530. 8:00 PM, after the kids were put to bed, I told my wife I had to run out to Walmart to get some things and couldn't find my car keys. That's when, after about 10 minutes of searching I realized that I never turn my car off.

Apparently, if you leave a 1999 Honda CRV running for 10 hours it will burn approximately one quarter tank of gas.

Index worthy?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Still waiting for squares $ from: YSR x2, BostonFred x2, Homer

but since I've met them all in real life, I'm going to assume they're good for it.

I used the super-mega-uber complicated rand() and rank() functions in Excel to assign the squares.

I've taken the results of this randomization and put them into PDF files so that peoples can view them on any device or easily print them out if desired

hey look, it's a squares box (or is it a boxes square?)

random kitten picture

not really but semi-alphabetical list by screen name or nickname or a random name i used to track

if you're unhappy with your square assignment or anyone else's square assignment, PM shuke or send a tweet to the GMTAN account

I was waiting to see my squares before paying. Payment sent.

I've enjoyed all the notes that folks sent... can't imagine how many warnings are attached to my paypal account now

Can't access. WTF are my numbers?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

seattle peoples> want to make plans to make plans to go to a thunderbirds game? if you go during the week tickets on the glass are only $15. suites are $30

tickets on the glass there are ok. not great.

 

[-fish-]

I left my car running for 10 hours today. I work from home, and I had a meeting at 10:30 so I started my car at about 10 o'clock to get warmed up. I went back in the house to pack my laptop bag and finish getting ready and got a phone call that the meeting was canceled. I immediately got through three other phone calls and got into some other projects completely forgetting about the car.

About 3 PM I had to run out to a different meeting and my wife just gotten back home so her car was nice and warm. I decided to just take her car came home around 530. 8:00 PM, after the kids were put to bed, I told my wife I had to run out to Walmart to get some things and couldn't find my car keys. That's when, after about 10 minutes of searching I realized that I never turn my car off.

Apparently, if you leave a 1999 Honda CRV running for 10 hours it will burn approximately one quarter tank of gas.

Index worthy?

did I miss it or did nobody say that with Abe this would have only been 10 minutes?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Can't access. WTF are my numbers?

Den 7, Sea 3

Den 7, Sea 6

RIGGED

 

[-fish-]

seattle peoples> want to make plans to make plans to go to a thunderbirds game? if you go during the week tickets on the glass are only $15. suites are $30

tickets on the glass there are ok. not great.

you talking in general or at Showare? I've never been there. Going with a small group next Tuesday. We got the club seats for $20.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Can't access. WTF are my numbers?

Den 7, Sea 3

Den 7, Sea 6

RIGGED

Awwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaah.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

seattle peoples> want to make plans to make plans to go to a thunderbirds game? if you go during the week tickets on the glass are only $15. suites are $30

tickets on the glass there are ok. not great.

you talking in general or at Showare? I've never been there. Going with a small group next Tuesday. We got the club seats for $20.

Whatever it's called where the Thunderbirds play. They still mail me promotional material and emails asking me to buy tickets.

It's an alright place, but I was a little disappointed after going to see the Winterhawks play in Portland at the Rose Garden.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you have 1:11:00 to kill this video is hilarious.

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE Basically a compilation of unintentionally humorous videos many of them from old VHS tapes or DVDs. The wacky editing is hit and miss but the vids themselves are great.

Sample: ATTN FULLER