GM's thread about nothing (8 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you have 1:11:00 to kill this video is hilarious.

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE Basically a compilation of unintentionally humorous videos many of them from old VHS tapes or DVDs. The wacky editing is hit and miss but the vids themselves are great.

If you still haven't watched this you're missing out.

Stupid.

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF LIV AND MADDIE ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I could go for a two-day update as well.

My link

Quick backstory?

Big client, subsidized most of my life, had a contract, they got bought out, buyer tried to weasel out of contract, I said no, got lawyers involved.

 

[BigJohn]

I could go for a two-day update as well.

My link

Quick backstory?

Big client, subsidized most of my life, had a contract, they got bought out, buyer tried to weasel out of contract, I said no, got lawyers involved.

Ahh. Good luck. I just read 'settlement' and was just hoping everyone was ok.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If you have 1:11:00 to kill this video is hilarious.

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE Basically a compilation of unintentionally humorous videos many of them from old VHS tapes or DVDs. The wacky editing is hit and miss but the vids themselves are great.

If you still haven't watched this you're missing out.

Stupid.

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF LIV AND MADDIE ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

Oh Wojciehowicz you stupid Pole.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I could go for a two-day update as well.

My link

Quick backstory?

Big client, subsidized most of my life, had a contract, they got bought out, buyer tried to weasel out of contract, I said no, got lawyers involved.

Ahh. Good luck. I just read 'settlement' and was just hoping everyone was ok.

They've bought themselves some time.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hack, may be heading to Chicago in April or May.

Hack still post here?

 

[-fish-]

If you have 1:11:00 to kill this video is hilarious.

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE Basically a compilation of unintentionally humorous videos many of them from old VHS tapes or DVDs. The wacky editing is hit and miss but the vids themselves are great.

If you still haven't watched this you're missing out.

Stupid.

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF LIV AND MADDIE ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

that's one of the worst shows I've ever been subjected to as the father of a young girl.

 

[shuke]

Still waiting for squares $ from: YSR x2, BostonFred x2, Homer

but since I've met them all in real life, I'm going to assume they're good for it.

I used the super-mega-uber complicated rand() and rank() functions in Excel to assign the squares.

I've taken the results of this randomization and put them into PDF files so that peoples can view them on any device or easily print them out if desired

hey look, it's a squares box (or is it a boxes square?)

random kitten picture

not really but semi-alphabetical list by screen name or nickname or a random name i used to track

if you're unhappy with your square assignment or anyone else's square assignment, PM shuke or send a tweet to the GMTAN account

Such bull####

 

[strykerpks]

King of the Nerds Episode 2!!!!!!!

####### Zach

 

[Frostillicus]

King of the Nerds Episode 2!!!!!!!

####### Zach

Guy's the worst.

 

[shuke]

For any fantasy bases enthusiasts in the GMTAN that are interested (bogie and GM already abored): http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=703503

Why are you trying to kill cakeleeg?

How long will an online auction take?

 

[shuke]

For any fantasy bases enthusiasts in the GMTAN that are interested (bogie and GM already abored): http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=703503

Are they doing any redraft leagues over there?

Do it

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

For any fantasy bases enthusiasts in the GMTAN that are interested (bogie and GM already abored): http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=703503

Why are you trying to kill cakeleeg?

How long will an online auction take?

I celebrate Cake for the spectacle that it is. I just don't have room for it.

I'm thinking one night, maybe two for auction. Seems like ESPN has free auction capabilities. Might have a google hangout rolling at the same time for some topless man on man action.

 

[strykerpks]

For any fantasy bases enthusiasts in the GMTAN that are interested (bogie and GM already abored): http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=703503

Why are you trying to kill cakeleeg?

How long will an online auction take?

I celebrate Cake for the spectacle that it is. I just don't have room for it.

I'm thinking one night, maybe two for auction. Seems like ESPN has free auction capabilities. Might have a google hangout rolling at the same time for some topless man on man action.

Application sent

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

 

[strykerpks]

So my wife's good friend is getting married in Wausau this weekend (about 3 hours NW of Milwaukee) where I'll know my wife and the bride and groom. Already my weekend isn't starting off that well. But we're dropping the kid off at her sisters house so I get to get my drink on and I get bang on every surface of the hotel room. So I got that going for me. I guess I can handle this.

This broad is a little flaky but she was a nice gal and one of my wife's good friends. But she always wanted a winter wedding. Ok no problem some people are weird like that. But wait there's more. She always wanted an outside winter wedding. In Wisconsin. In February. In the middle of a polar vortex or whatever. It should be about 15 degrees (HEAT WAVE!) so we're not going to be burning the chairs for warmth and eating the old and weak for sustenance or anything. I'm thinking blackberry brandy for my flask. Any other suggestions (sorry Tre, not buying $100 bourbon)?

Oh and my wife just told me she got her period.

I'm getting drunk tonight

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So my wife's good friend is getting married in Wausau this weekend (about 3 hours NW of Milwaukee) where I'll know my wife and the bride and groom. Already my weekend isn't starting off that well. But we're dropping the kid off at her sisters house so I get to get my drink on and I get bang on every surface of the hotel room. So I got that going for me. I guess I can handle this.

This broad is a little flaky but she was a nice gal and one of my wife's good friends. But she always wanted a winter wedding. Ok no problem some people are weird like that. But wait there's more. She always wanted an outside winter wedding. In Wisconsin. In February. In the middle of a polar vortex or whatever. It should be about 15 degrees (HEAT WAVE!) so we're not going to be burning the chairs for warmth and eating the old and weak for sustenance or anything. I'm thinking blackberry brandy for my flask. Any other suggestions (sorry Tre, not buying $100 bourbon)?

Oh and my wife just told me she got her period.

I'm getting drunk tonight

PV says "put real whiskey in that flask and go masturbate somewhere." She also says, "tell him if there are two queen beds in the room to ENJOY sleeping by himself for a change." We do this, actually true. I starfish the shit out the bed.

We're going to a wedding on an ice road on Lake Superior on March 1st. Should be awesome.

I'd say put whatever you want in that flask. Hell, bring two flasks for variety. Shit, put a third one in your boot. Not all bourbon is $100 btw. The bourbon I mentioned above is quite good, 107 proof and $23 a bottle.

 

[proninja]

Drinking Trader Joe's bourbon. It isn't fantastic, but it gets the job done

 

[Frostillicus]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

I bought some Bulleit. I know nothing about bourbon.

 

[-fish-]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

I bought some Bulleit. I know nothing about bourbon.

fine choice for under $30. you did well.

 

[strykerpks]

So my wife's good friend is getting married in Wausau this weekend (about 3 hours NW of Milwaukee) where I'll know my wife and the bride and groom. Already my weekend isn't starting off that well. But we're dropping the kid off at her sisters house so I get to get my drink on and I get bang on every surface of the hotel room. So I got that going for me. I guess I can handle this.

This broad is a little flaky but she was a nice gal and one of my wife's good friends. But she always wanted a winter wedding. Ok no problem some people are weird like that. But wait there's more. She always wanted an outside winter wedding. In Wisconsin. In February. In the middle of a polar vortex or whatever. It should be about 15 degrees (HEAT WAVE!) so we're not going to be burning the chairs for warmth and eating the old and weak for sustenance or anything. I'm thinking blackberry brandy for my flask. Any other suggestions (sorry Tre, not buying $100 bourbon)?

Oh and my wife just told me she got her period.

I'm getting drunk tonight

PV says "put real whiskey in that flask and go masturbate somewhere." She also says, "tell him if there are two queen beds in the room to ENJOY sleeping by himself for a change." We do this, actually true. I starfish the shit out the bed.

We're going to a wedding on an ice road on Lake Superior on March 1st. Should be awesome.

I'd say put whatever you want in that flask. Hell, bring two flasks for variety. Shit, put a third one in your boot. Not all bourbon is $100 btw. The bourbon I mentioned above is quite good, 107 proof and $23 a bottle.

2 flasks...brilliant!

Tell PV I love her

 

[proninja]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

I bought some Bulleit. I know nothing about bourbon.

fine choice for under $30. you did well.

TJ's in Redmond has Buffalo Trace for $23/fifth. Seemed like a solid price.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

I bought some Bulleit. I know nothing about bourbon.

fine choice for under $30. you did well.

TJ's in Redmond has Buffalo Trace for $23/fifth. Seemed like a solid price.

Don't you mean $23 for 750ml?

 

[-fish-]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

I bought some Bulleit. I know nothing about bourbon.

fine choice for under $30. you did well.

TJ's in Redmond has Buffalo Trace for $23/fifth. Seemed like a solid price.

good price. I know people seem to like buffalo trace. I'm not a big fan. I'll buy it on sale, but won't look for it specifically. for $23, definitely a good buy in this state.

 

[-fish-]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

I bought some Bulleit. I know nothing about bourbon.

fine choice for under $30. you did well.

TJ's in Redmond has Buffalo Trace for $23/fifth. Seemed like a solid price.

Don't you mean $23 for 750ml?

yeah, he's off by 7 ml. we care about things like that now? it's booze.

 

[PV14]

So my wife's good friend is getting married in Wausau this weekend (about 3 hours NW of Milwaukee) where I'll know my wife and the bride and groom. Already my weekend isn't starting off that well. But we're dropping the kid off at her sisters house so I get to get my drink on and I get bang on every surface of the hotel room. So I got that going for me. I guess I can handle this.

This broad is a little flaky but she was a nice gal and one of my wife's good friends. But she always wanted a winter wedding. Ok no problem some people are weird like that. But wait there's more. She always wanted an outside winter wedding. In Wisconsin. In February. In the middle of a polar vortex or whatever. It should be about 15 degrees (HEAT WAVE!) so we're not going to be burning the chairs for warmth and eating the old and weak for sustenance or anything. I'm thinking blackberry brandy for my flask. Any other suggestions (sorry Tre, not buying $100 bourbon)?

Oh and my wife just told me she got her period.

I'm getting drunk tonight

PV says "put real whiskey in that flask and go masturbate somewhere." She also says, "tell him if there are two queen beds in the room to ENJOY sleeping by himself for a change." We do this, actually true. I starfish the shit out the bed.

We're going to a wedding on an ice road on Lake Superior on March 1st. Should be awesome.

I'd say put whatever you want in that flask. Hell, bring two flasks for variety. Shit, put a third one in your boot. Not all bourbon is $100 btw. The bourbon I mentioned above is quite good, 107 proof and $23 a bottle.

2 flasks...brilliant!

Tell PV I love her

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

I bought some Bulleit. I know nothing about bourbon.

fine choice for under $30. you did well.

TJ's in Redmond has Buffalo Trace for $23/fifth. Seemed like a solid price.

Don't you mean $23 for 750ml?

yeah, he's off by 7 ml. we care about things like that now? it's booze.

 

[T Bell]

GMTAN lawyers, got a call today, settlement offer was increased another 75%. We're getting close to what I want now. My lawyer said that this is the most unusual case he has ever handled because their counsel has agreed with every argument we've made. Considering my lawyers age, that's saying something.

Congratsish?

 

[proninja]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

I bought some Bulleit. I know nothing about bourbon.

fine choice for under $30. you did well.

TJ's in Redmond has Buffalo Trace for $23/fifth. Seemed like a solid price.

Don't you mean $23 for 750ml?

yeah, he's off by 7 ml. we care about things like that now? it's booze.

We care about everything. Especially booze.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

I bought some Bulleit. I know nothing about bourbon.

fine choice for under $30. you did well.

TJ's in Redmond has Buffalo Trace for $23/fifth. Seemed like a solid price.

Don't you mean $23 for 750ml?

yeah, he's off by 7 ml. we care about things like that now? it's booze.

We care about everything. Especially booze.

The important thing is you're enjoying whisky.

 

[proninja]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

I bought some Bulleit. I know nothing about bourbon.

fine choice for under $30. you did well.

TJ's in Redmond has Buffalo Trace for $23/fifth. Seemed like a solid price.

Don't you mean $23 for 750ml?

yeah, he's off by 7 ml. we care about things like that now? it's booze.

We care about everything. Especially booze.

The important thing is you're enjoying whisky.

I always enjoy whiskey. Particularly bourbon. Despite the fact that I may not have posted about it much.

I think I'll go pour myself another.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

I bought some Bulleit. I know nothing about bourbon.

fine choice for under $30. you did well.

TJ's in Redmond has Buffalo Trace for $23/fifth. Seemed like a solid price.

Don't you mean $23 for 750ml?

yeah, he's off by 7 ml. we care about things like that now? it's booze.

We care about everything. Especially booze.

The important thing is you're enjoying whisky.

This stuff is like $7-8 at Vons. You guys should look into it.

 

[strykerpks]

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Hey Icon, I see you. I saw you tell one of the n00bs recently about shot videos. We're still waiting on yours

 

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Hey Icon, I see you. I saw you tell one of the n00bs recently about shot videos. We're still waiting on yours

If it doesn't happen this weekend, it won't happen till march... :dry:

Unless I fail miserably which is likely.

Oh and you're welcome for the crackhead

 

[strykerpks]

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Hey Icon, I see you. I saw you tell one of the n00bs recently about shot videos. We're still waiting on yours

If it doesn't happen this weekend, it won't happen till march... :dry:

Unless I fail miserably which is likely.

Oh and you're welcome for the crackhead

So we're not getting a shot video then. At least thorn throws one up and then deletes it the next day

And the people around here have more sense than to engage Coooooold Bloooooooded.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Outdoor winter wedding in February. Oof

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Outdoor winter wedding in February. Oof

For serious. Hopefully, they've set up hot tubs in lieu of pews for the guests.

Ok, off to DC for a meeting that should be all unicorns and Taylor Swift videos. Or, it may end with me in jail if I kill the GC we're working for. One of those two.

Have a great day, GMTANners!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

my uncle has this type of boat

http://tugster.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/0aaaas10.jpg

maybe a small pizza oven would fit?

I really know nothing about boats, but that is a fine-looking boat.

From all reports him and a group of similar boats/boaters

head up to Canada and just get hammered for a few weeks at a time.

I'm trying to get an invite

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Outdoor winter wedding in February. Oof

For serious. Hopefully, they've set up hot tubs in lieu of pews for the guests. Ok, off to DC for a meeting that should be all unicorns and Taylor Swift videos. Or, it may end with me in jail if I kill the GC we're working for. One of those two.

Have a great day, GMTANners!

Don't get involved with Taylor Swift, dude. She'll write songs about you and ####.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So my wife's good friend is getting married in Wausau this weekend (about 3 hours NW of Milwaukee) where I'll know my wife and the bride and groom. Already my weekend isn't starting off that well. But we're dropping the kid off at her sisters house so I get to get my drink on and I get bang on every surface of the hotel room. So I got that going for me. I guess I can handle this.

This broad is a little flaky but she was a nice gal and one of my wife's good friends. But she always wanted a winter wedding. Ok no problem some people are weird like that. But wait there's more. She always wanted an outside winter wedding. In Wisconsin. In February. In the middle of a polar vortex or whatever. It should be about 15 degrees (HEAT WAVE!) so we're not going to be burning the chairs for warmth and eating the old and weak for sustenance or anything. I'm thinking blackberry brandy for my flask. Any other suggestions (sorry Tre, not buying $100 bourbon)?

Oh and my wife just told me she got her period.

I'm getting drunk tonight

So you don't have to worry about knocking her up,, and you don't have to wash the sheets. Sweet!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Outdoor winter wedding in February. Oof

If it's not in Hawaii then that is just baffling.

 

[Guster]

Bought a bottle of Old Weller Antique 107 proof. This might be my Maker's replacement. Same mash bill as Old Rip Van Winkle 10, but aged 7 years instead of 10. Both distilled at Buffalo Trace.

It's good stuff

 

[Captain Quinoa]

It's never awful to eat a waffle.

 

[heckmanm]

Not that I'm interested in going to BW3, but WTF are "hand spun wings"? (Aside from "marketing gimmick")

 

[shuke]

Not that I'm interested in going to BW3, but WTF are "hand spun wings"? (Aside from "marketing gimmick")

I think it means they put them in a tub with the sauce and spin them around until coated.

 

[YSR]

YSR Boy/Girl?

PenisPositiveTM

 

[Limp Ditka]

YSR Boy/Girl?

PenisPositiveTM

must be nice

:(

 

[Good Posting Judge]

YSR Boy/Girl?

PenisPositiveTM

Coincidentally, that's what Flysack has tattooed on his ankle. (Actually actually true)

TRE> We use ESPN to draft (and then manually enter teams on to Sportsline), and it's the best option...mostly because you're able to pause the draft at any time. But we've never had any problems there. 14 teams x 23 roster spots usually takes 5 hours.

 

[fatness]

Not that I'm interested in going to BW3, but WTF are "hand spun wings"? (Aside from "marketing gimmick")

I think it means they put them in a tub with the sauce and spin them around until coated.

Don't let this happen to you.

 

[Guster]

YSR Boy/Girl?

PenisPositiveTM

Coincidentally, that's what Flysack has tattooed on his ankle. (Actually actually true)

TRE> We use ESPN to draft (and then manually enter teams on to Sportsline), and it's the best option...mostly because you're able to pause the draft at any time. But we've never had any problems there. 14 teams x 23 roster spots usually takes 5 hours.

Why not just draft on Sportsline? I've been using it for my auction league for as long as i can remember (4+ years)