GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[Uruk-Hai]

https://imageshack.com/i/mybu51j

HS pic - taken in '79. I'm sure I've posted it here before and damaged retinae; even so, don't click around mirrors or small chillins.

"We wore a pterodactyl on our neck because that was the style back then..." -Grandpa Simpson

That may have been the only time in HS that I didn't have a hat on (think: Henry Blake's in M*A*S*H). I'm almost positive I was stoned out of my mind, too, but I don't remember.

 

[mr roboto]

https://imageshack.com/i/mybu51j

HS pic - taken in '79. I'm sure I've posted it here before and damaged retinae; even so, don't click around mirrors or small chillins.

I was -4 years old then.

 

[Abraham]

If there was ever a reason to delete the fFa from the known universe, it is that DSp fellow.

And now he is in our thread.

 

[Guster]

smooth operator

 

[Uruk-Hai]

If there was ever a reason to delete the fFa from the known universe, it is that DSp fellow.

And now he is in our thread.

Do you have any residual mod-powers?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

https://imageshack.com/i/mybu51j

HS pic - taken in '79. I'm sure I've posted it here before and damaged retinae; even so, don't click around mirrors or small chillins.

I was -4 years old then.

If YSR was your mom, you'd have been in the last trimester when that photo was taken.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

smooth operator

Nice fat guy sweater.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Anyone want to take the Seattle side of something like a t-shirt bet or something? I'll take Denver.

Sure. What sport are we talking about?

THE BIG GAME

The ONE WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO NAME ON NETWORK TV?

Ok, I'll take Seattle. T-Shirt is the wager?

Bump

 

[UniAlias]

Tre come pick me up

Any time you two goons go out, I can't help but think what would happen if I lived 10 minutes away from SLB or Guster or stryker and I can't help but think how absolutely awesome that would be.

There were about 97 self-deprecating and/or insulting jokes I was gonna go with, but I think "awesome" fits way better.

Seriously, I'd so dig it if I could post here at 4 on a Friday and be like, "Hey thorn, let's go get jacked." And he'd be all "But I gotta do lawyer stuff 'cuz I'm a tool." And I'd be all like "Whatever dude, there's beers." And he'd be all "OK, Homer. Let's dance!"

I can sure tell a story, huh?

The next Bill Bryson IMO.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Actually true, I got laid by one of the women in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cAmIkUHY5U

It wasn't this at this venue, but the revue was about the same.

True and actual

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

smooth operator

Ladies, please contain your orgasms.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tre come pick me up

Any time you two goons go out, I can't help but think what would happen if I lived 10 minutes away from SLB or Guster or stryker and I can't help but think how absolutely awesome that would be.

There were about 97 self-deprecating and/or insulting jokes I was gonna go with, but I think "awesome" fits way better.

Seriously, I'd so dig it if I could post here at 4 on a Friday and be like, "Hey thorn, let's go get jacked." And he'd be all "But I gotta do lawyer stuff 'cuz I'm a tool." And I'd be all like "Whatever dude, there's beers." And he'd be all "OK, Homer. Let's dance!"

I can sure tell a story, huh?

Brother, I wish we could.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

https://imageshack.com/i/mybu51j

HS pic - taken in '79. I'm sure I've posted it here before and damaged retinae; even so, don't click around mirrors or small chillins.

"We wore a pterodactyl on our neck because that was the style back then..." -Grandpa Simpson

 

[Guster]

smooth operator

Nice fat guy sweater.

not sure why I thought a puffy ribbed sweater was a good idea.

the good news is I weigh about the same now as I did then, but have seen the inside of a gym (actually true)

 

[Mr.Pack]

On facebook, who is the Wisconsinite NOT named Richard Marx, but who could potentially be Richard Marx's brother?

Mr. Pack

Gotcha.

Did I do something wrong?

 

[YSR]

smooth operator

dih

 

[-fish-]

If there was ever a reason to delete the fFa from the known universe, it is that DSp fellow.

And now he is in our thread.

Still better than woz. Or Tim.

 

[Guster]

smooth operator

dih

yes, quite frequently

 

[Abraham]

If there was ever a reason to delete the fFa from the known universe, it is that DSp fellow.

And now he is in our thread.

Still better than woz. Or Tim.

No.

 

[Guster]

If there was ever a reason to delete the fFa from the known universe, it is that DSp fellow.

And now he is in our thread.

Still better than woz. Or Tim.

No.

He's been fine in this thread, so far

 

[Mr.Pack]

If there was ever a reason to delete the fFa from the known universe, it is that DSp fellow.

And now he is in our thread.

Still better than woz. Or Tim.

No.

He's been fine in this thread, so far

I was going to say the same thing, well except for his first few posts in here.

 

[-fish-]

smooth operator

Why are you posting pictures of lesbians?

 

[Annyong]

Guster is the same age as me?

 

[kevzilla]

https://imageshack.com/i/mybu51j

HS pic - taken in '79. I'm sure I've posted it here before and damaged retinae; even so, don't click around mirrors or small chillins.

Weed and wine, sex is fine, we're the Class of '79!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://imageshack.com/i/mybu51j

HS pic - taken in '79. I'm sure I've posted it here before and damaged retinae; even so, don't click around mirrors or small chillins.

Weed and wine, sex is fine, we're the Class of '79!

And yet I'm the guy that gets called "old".

 

[mr roboto]

What means DIH?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What means DIH?

**** in Hand

 

[Uruk-Hai]

https://imageshack.com/i/mybu51j

HS pic - taken in '79. I'm sure I've posted it here before and damaged retinae; even so, don't click around mirrors or small chillins.

Weed and wine, sex is fine, we're the Class of '79!

And yet I'm the guy that gets called "old".

You're only as young as people on a message board allow you to be

 

[Uruk-Hai]

https://imageshack.com/i/mybu51j

HS pic - taken in '79. I'm sure I've posted it here before and damaged retinae; even so, don't click around mirrors or small chillins.

Weed and wine, sex is fine, we're the Class of '79!

I'm actually class of '80, but we took our pics in '79. But, #### it, I'll go '79 old man.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

smooth operator

dih

yes, quite frequently

Just dropped the kids off with my Dad and my GB from KC is about 1.5 hours away. My phone has been ringing and anticipation is high. I've got a grand in my pocket and a drink in my hand. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Senior year, repost

 

[Uruk-Hai]

smooth operator

dih

yes, quite frequently

Just dropped the kids off with my Dad and my GB from KC is about 1.5 hours away. My phone has been ringing and anticipation is high. I've got a grand in my pocket and a drink in my hand. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

Go on with your bad self, SLB! Have fun, my friend.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Senior year, repost

Great number.

 

[mr roboto]

Senior year, repost

Great number.

Kind of looks like Urlacher.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

smooth operator

dih

yes, quite frequently

Just dropped the kids off with my Dad and my GB from KC is about 1.5 hours away. My phone has been ringing and anticipation is high. I've got a grand in my pocket and a drink in my hand. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

Go on with your bad self, SLB! Have fun, my friend.

Last year was one of the best times of my life. I'll miss not being around you guys. Thanks again to GBCos for hooking us all up. What a solid dude.

This is the best weekend of the year though. Nonstop gambling and drinking for a good 48 hours with all of my best friends and family. I'll try to remember to take a pic of one of the bigger pots in poker. It gets rather mind boggling. We are head to the casino today though. There are a lot things STL does wrong but casinos are awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Senior year, repost

Great number.

Happy Birthway!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Senior year, repost

Great number.

Kind of looks like Urlacher.

Mullacher.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If I hit one of Guster's squares, I'll send somebody a magic cookie.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Senior year, repost

Great number.

Kind of looks like Urlacher.

Mullacher.

Man I miss having hair sometimes.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://imageshack.com/i/mybu51j

HS pic - taken in '79. I'm sure I've posted it here before and damaged retinae; even so, don't click around mirrors or small chillins.

Weed and wine, sex is fine, we're the Class of '79!

And yet I'm the guy that gets called "old".

You're only as young as people on a message board allow you to be

Maybe

 

[St. Louis Bob]

https://imageshack.com/i/mybu51j

HS pic - taken in '79. I'm sure I've posted it here before and damaged retinae; even so, don't click around mirrors or small chillins.

Weed and wine, sex is fine, we're the Class of '79!

And yet I'm the guy that gets called "old".

You're only as young as people on a message board allow you to be

Maybe

The public school by us was Hazelwood. Their motto was "Hazelweed! Hazelweed! Lets get high!" Surprisingly they are unaccredited now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This deserves some love too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This deserves some love too.

F-ing Staples. Just a terrible company.

That's why I always go to Office Depot.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Testing the waters for SB I just decided to get the boys picks.

Me: Boys, we have SB this weekend right.

Boys: Right

Me: So we have the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks playing. Denver has the number one offense, they score a lot of points. Seattle has the number one defense, they keep people from scoring points. Who do you think is going to win?

Dylan: (sheepisly) Seattle?

Cal: Say that again please.

Me: repeat

Cal: SEATTLE! I'm on Seattle. Everybody knows that a good defense beats a good offense. Seattle. I'm on Seattle.

I love the terminology.

His exact words too. I don't talk like that around him so I'm not sure where he picked it up. He's really weird about remembering words and phrases, that are at an adult level, then actually applying them correctly.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This deserves some love too.

F-ing Staples. Just a terrible company.

That's why I always go to Office Depot.

Shell for a meth operation.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

https://imageshack.com/i/mybu51j

HS pic - taken in '79. I'm sure I've posted it here before and damaged retinae; even so, don't click around mirrors or small chillins.

Weed and wine, sex is fine, we're the Class of '79!

And yet I'm the guy that gets called "old".

You're only as young as people on a message board allow you to be

Maybe

 

[Tiger Fan]

Senior year, repost

Holy Lane Kiffin Batman

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i've got to dig up some HS pics!! keep em coming guys, they're all awesome.

and if the white receivers get shut down, willy t flyers is lookin' good in in the magic football thingy. woot woot!!

 

[ffjunk]

Still waiting for squares $ from: YSR x2, BostonFred x2, Homer

but since I've met them all in real life, I'm going to assume they're good for it.

I used the super-mega-uber complicated rand() and rank() functions in Excel to assign the squares.

I've taken the results of this randomization and put them into PDF files so that peoples can view them on any device or easily print them out if desired

hey look, it's a squares box (or is it a boxes square?)

random kitten picture

not really but semi-alphabetical list by screen name or nickname or a random name i used to track

if you're unhappy with your square assignment or anyone else's square assignment, PM shuke or send a tweet to the GMTAN account

Thanks for doing this and letting me in. Good luck to all.

 

[Thorn]

Hi guys, I'm back stateside. What have I missed?