GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[Gadzooks]

Oh Kev.......since high school pics are being posted, I think we're all thinking the same thing:

LETS SEE THE MAGIC OUTER SPACE HAIR!!!!!

 

[Abraham]

Hi guys, I'm back stateside. What have I missed?

Do you still need a computer? I have one for you that should work but you'll need to buy the memory and find an xp disc (you'll have a license but no installation.

 

[Annyong]

I'll take the last square

 

[Annyong]

Hi guys, I'm back stateside. What have I missed?

Do you still need a computer? I have one for you that should work but you'll need to buy the memory and find an xp disc (you'll have a license but no installation.

sounds tedious

 

[Annyong]

Oh crap, Rocky IV is on. There goes the afternoon.

 

[Abraham]

Hi guys, I'm back stateside. What have I missed?

Do you still need a computer? I have one for you that should work but you'll need to buy the memory and find an xp disc (you'll have a license but no installation.

sounds tedious

He needed a low level machine and I have one.

 

[Annyong]

Hi guys, I'm back stateside. What have I missed?

Do you still need a computer? I have one for you that should work but you'll need to buy the memory and find an xp disc (you'll have a license but no installation.

sounds tedious

He needed a low level machine and I have one.

You're low level

 

[Abraham]

What does that have to do with the computer?

 

[Gadzooks]

I got drunk at a fundraiser last night and apparently wrote a song called "Awkward Boner". I vaguely remember this, but my buddy just told me he kept the napkin that I wrote the lyrics on. I'm guessing I should try to find an agent.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tre come pick me up

Any time you two goons go out, I can't help but think what would happen if I lived 10 minutes away from SLB or Guster or stryker and I can't help but think how absolutely awesome that would be.

There were about 97 self-deprecating and/or insulting jokes I was gonna go with, but I think "awesome" fits way better.

Seriously, I'd so dig it if I could post here at 4 on a Friday and be like, "Hey thorn, let's go get jacked." And he'd be all "But I gotta do lawyer stuff 'cuz I'm a tool." And I'd be all like "Whatever dude, there's beers." And he'd be all "OK, Homer. Let's dance!"

I can sure tell a story, huh?

My spare bedroom, it's still vacant

You'd be jobless and have a felony conviction by day 15.

 

[Thorn]

Hi guys, I'm back stateside. What have I missed?

Do you still need a computer? I have one for you that should work but you'll need to buy the memory and find an xp disc (you'll have a license but no installation.

Yes please

 

[Homer J Simpson]

On facebook, who is the Wisconsinite NOT named Richard Marx, but who could potentially be Richard Marx's brother?

Mr. Pack

Gotcha.

Did I do something wrong?

Nope. Saw your post on SLB's wall and was curious.

 

[Abraham]

I'll mail it this week and walk you through what you need to do with it.

 

[Thorn]

Tre come pick me up

Any time you two goons go out, I can't help but think what would happen if I lived 10 minutes away from SLB or Guster or stryker and I can't help but think how absolutely awesome that would be.

There were about 97 self-deprecating and/or insulting jokes I was gonna go with, but I think "awesome" fits way better.

Seriously, I'd so dig it if I could post here at 4 on a Friday and be like, "Hey thorn, let's go get jacked." And he'd be all "But I gotta do lawyer stuff 'cuz I'm a tool." And I'd be all like "Whatever dude, there's beers." And he'd be all "OK, Homer. Let's dance!"

I can sure tell a story, huh?

And scarily true. Homer did I mention I have keys to a private bar?

 

[Thorn]

I forgot how much the new unsure sucks

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tre come pick me up

Any time you two goons go out, I can't help but think what would happen if I lived 10 minutes away from SLB or Guster or stryker and I can't help but think how absolutely awesome that would be.

There were about 97 self-deprecating and/or insulting jokes I was gonna go with, but I think "awesome" fits way better.

Seriously, I'd so dig it if I could post here at 4 on a Friday and be like, "Hey thorn, let's go get jacked." And he'd be all "But I gotta do lawyer stuff 'cuz I'm a tool." And I'd be all like "Whatever dude, there's beers." And he'd be all "OK, Homer. Let's dance!"

I can sure tell a story, huh?

And scarily true. Homer did I mention I have keys to a private bar?

You wouldn't even need them because I would never leave.

 

[Annyong]

Drago just punched 2150!!!

 

[Hawks64]

If there was ever a reason to delete the fFa from the known universe, it is that DSp fellow.

And now he is in our thread.

Still better than woz. Or Tim.

Not so sure about that. DSP is pretty ####### bad and he's professed his tinfoilhat in Ham's thread.

 

[Thorn]

Tre come pick me up

Any time you two goons go out, I can't help but think what would happen if I lived 10 minutes away from SLB or Guster or stryker and I can't help but think how absolutely awesome that would be.

There were about 97 self-deprecating and/or insulting jokes I was gonna go with, but I think "awesome" fits way better.

Seriously, I'd so dig it if I could post here at 4 on a Friday and be like, "Hey thorn, let's go get jacked." And he'd be all "But I gotta do lawyer stuff 'cuz I'm a tool." And I'd be all like "Whatever dude, there's beers." And he'd be all "OK, Homer. Let's dance!"

I can sure tell a story, huh?

And scarily true. Homer did I mention I have keys to a private bar?

You wouldn't even need them because I would never leave.

There's a couch, cable, a pool table, and a ####ter. No shower though. Pretty much paradise.

 

[krista4]

I went through some photos that my Mom dropped off this weekend and, instead of finding high-school pics, mostly found pics of my Dad during the last year of his life. I knew he looked bad but forgot just how awful. 6'1", 130 lbs by that point. #### cancer.

It was depressing and I had to stop looking for a while, so instead of a high-school pic, I offer this pic from 1997 of Mike Ditka trying to strangle me with my own hair.

 

[krista4]

Hi guys, I'm back stateside. What have I missed?

How was your trip???

 

[Annyong]

I love this movie.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I went through some photos that my Mom dropped off this weekend and, instead of finding high-school pics, mostly found pics of my Dad during the last year of his life. I knew he looked bad but forgot just how awful. 6'1", 130 lbs by that point. #### cancer.

It was depressing and I had to stop looking for a while, so instead of a high-school pic, I offer this pic from 1997 of Mike Ditka trying to strangle me with my own hair.

awesome.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I went through some photos that my Mom dropped off this weekend and, instead of finding high-school pics, mostly found pics of my Dad during the last year of his life. I knew he looked bad but forgot just how awful. 6'1", 130 lbs by that point. #### cancer.

It was depressing and I had to stop looking for a while, so instead of a high-school pic, I offer this pic from 1997 of Mike Ditka trying to strangle me with my own hair.

awesome.

Suddenly not so limp

 

[Tiger Fan]

Hi guys, I'm back stateside. What have I missed?

Guster rigged the squares pool and 3 out of my 4 square all have #5

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Tre come pick me up

Any time you two goons go out, I can't help but think what would happen if I lived 10 minutes away from SLB or Guster or stryker and I can't help but think how absolutely awesome that would be.

There were about 97 self-deprecating and/or insulting jokes I was gonna go with, but I think "awesome" fits way better.

Seriously, I'd so dig it if I could post here at 4 on a Friday and be like, "Hey thorn, let's go get jacked." And he'd be all "But I gotta do lawyer stuff 'cuz I'm a tool." And I'd be all like "Whatever dude, there's beers." And he'd be all "OK, Homer. Let's dance!"

I can sure tell a story, huh?

And scarily true. Homer did I mention I have keys to a private bar?

You wouldn't even need them because I would never leave.

i would be so in on this as well

 

[Thorn]

Hi guys, I'm back stateside. What have I missed?

How was your trip???

Hectic but highly enjoyable.

Highlights include

1. Seeing Chelsea v. West Ham, even though it was a 0-0 tie (oops, soccer). The whole scene was pretty amazing. Had to negotiate scalped tickets from some cockney guy straight out of central casting. Went for a pre-game beer at a local. The beefy bouncer doesn't check IDs though, he checks tickets, to make sure you're sitting in the home stands. Also saw some light hooliganism afterwards when a Hammer tried to start something, only to find himself grabbed by the collar by a female bobbie on horseback who shouted "grow up!" and then tossed him aside.*

2. Playing golf at Bantry Bay GC in gusts of 50 mph. Hit a 300-yard drive with the wind and a 100-yard 7-iron into it.

3. Finding the old family farm in Connemara. Met some distant cousins, including the 83 year old bachelor who still lives in his parents house 40 years after their death (oops, Irish).

*huge thanks to tinker for the tip

 

[shuke]

smooth operator

Good stuff

 

[DSP]

Well......now my girlfriends extremely catholic parents know we are having sex because she accidently opened the door to her room while I was buck naked.

They have apparently been in denial about it for a while. I was supposed to stay over tomorrow for the superbowl and her father expected me to sleep on the couch instead of her room. I cancelled that.I dont know what they think we are doing Iin her room with the door locked all day but it sure isnt bible study. Even if we werent having sex yet im not sleeping on a couch covered in plastic

Im glad she didnt open the door while I was bent over plugging my phone in or else her parents would have thought a goat wandered in the house

They saw my shlong so I guess im family now right?

 

[Limp Ditka]

BINGO!

 

[YSR]

I went through some photos that my Mom dropped off this weekend and, instead of finding high-school pics, mostly found pics of my Dad during the last year of his life. I knew he looked bad but forgot just how awful. 6'1", 130 lbs by that point. #### cancer.

It was depressing and I had to stop looking for a while, so instead of a high-school pic, I offer this pic from 1997 of Mike Ditka trying to strangle me with my own hair.

Rules.

 

[BigJohn]

Senior year, repost

Oh yeah???? 5th grade...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Not to sound racist, but I would do things to Zoe Saldana that Thomas Jefferson wouldn't have done to a fieldhand.

Marry her and be seen in public together?

 

[kevzilla]

Oh Kev.......since high school pics are being posted, I think we're all thinking the same thing:

LETS SEE THE MAGIC OUTER SPACE HAIR!!!!!

GD it, I posted this like a year ago. Response was underwhelming.

 

[T Bell]

Helpful advice for YSR and Krista.

 

[T Bell]

Senior year, repost

You look pissed off. What tragedy struck you that day?

 

[Frostillicus]

Anyone want to take the Seattle side of something like a t-shirt bet or something? I'll take Denver.

Sure. What sport are we talking about?

THE BIG GAME

The ONE WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO NAME ON NETWORK TV? Ok, I'll take Seattle. T-Shirt is the wager?

Yeah. Something cool and local.

 

[T Bell]

Testing the waters for SB I just decided to get the boys picks.

Me: Boys, we have SB this weekend right.

Boys: Right

Me: So we have the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks playing. Denver has the number one offense, they score a lot of points. Seattle has the number one defense, they keep people from scoring points. Who do you think is going to win?

Dylan: (sheepisly) Seattle?

Cal: Say that again please.

Me: repeat

Cal: SEATTLE! I'm on Seattle. Everybody knows that a good defense beats a good offense. Seattle. I'm on Seattle.

I love the terminology.

His exact words too. I don't talk like that around him so I'm not sure where he picked it up. He's really weird about remembering words and phrases, that are at an adult level, then actually applying them correctly.

Yeah, sure you don't.

 

[T Bell]

I went through some photos that my Mom dropped off this weekend and, instead of finding high-school pics, mostly found pics of my Dad during the last year of his life. I knew he looked bad but forgot just how awful. 6'1", 130 lbs by that point. #### cancer.

It was depressing and I had to stop looking for a while, so instead of a high-school pic, I offer this pic from 1997 of Mike Ditka trying to strangle me with my own hair.

Dana Plato?

 

[T Bell]

Hi guys, I'm back stateside. What have I missed?

How was your trip???

Hectic but highly enjoyable.

Highlights include

1. Seeing Chelsea v. West Ham, even though it was a 0-0 tie (oops, soccer). The whole scene was pretty amazing. Had to negotiate scalped tickets from some cockney guy straight out of central casting. Went for a pre-game beer at a local. The beefy bouncer doesn't check IDs though, he checks tickets, to make sure you're sitting in the home stands. Also saw some light hooliganism afterwards when a Hammer tried to start something, only to find himself grabbed by the collar by a female bobbie on horseback who shouted "grow up!" and then tossed him aside.*

*huge thanks to tinker for the tip

Damn, I forgot all about that game! So glad it worked out well.

What's funny is the final score is actually a great story - check out the post-game comments from Sam Allardyce directed at Mourinho in the soccer thread.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Not to sound racist, but I would do things to Zoe Saldana that Thomas Jefferson wouldn't have done to a fieldhand.

Marry her and be seen in public together?

Oh, Sweet Holy Jesus - yes. I would let HER do things to ME that TJ would only dream of doing to Sally.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Anyone want to take the Seattle side of something like a t-shirt bet or something? I'll take Denver.

Sure. What sport are we talking about?

THE BIG GAME

The ONE WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO NAME ON NETWORK TV? Ok, I'll take Seattle. T-Shirt is the wager?

Yeah. Something cool and local.

 

[Annyong]

This might be somewhere around Soph/Junior year of High School '00-'01

 

[T Bell]

This might be somewhere around Soph/Junior year of High School '00-'01

I'll vote for ####ty wannabe AF modeling photo for #100, Alex.

 

[Ignoramus]

If there was ever a reason to delete the fFa from the known universe, it is that DSp fellow.

And now he is in our thread.

Still better than woz. Or Tim.

No.

 

[mr roboto]

This might be somewhere around Soph/Junior year of High School '00-'01

I'll vote for ####ty wannabe AF modeling photo for #100, Alex.

Were those frosted tips? Yea, I did that too.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Me, circa 1984

 

[Mr.Pack]

Senior year, repost

Oh yeah???? 5th grade...

Nice number.

 

[Guster]

Tre come pick me up

Any time you two goons go out, I can't help but think what would happen if I lived 10 minutes away from SLB or Guster or stryker and I can't help but think how absolutely awesome that would be.

There were about 97 self-deprecating and/or insulting jokes I was gonna go with, but I think "awesome" fits way better.

Seriously, I'd so dig it if I could post here at 4 on a Friday and be like, "Hey thorn, let's go get jacked." And he'd be all "But I gotta do lawyer stuff 'cuz I'm a tool." And I'd be all like "Whatever dude, there's beers." And he'd be all "OK, Homer. Let's dance!"

I can sure tell a story, huh?

My spare bedroom, it's still vacant

You'd be jobless and have a felony conviction by day 15.

I think you underestimate what I can get away with at my work

 

[Guster]

I went through some photos that my Mom dropped off this weekend and, instead of finding high-school pics, mostly found pics of my Dad during the last year of his life. I knew he looked bad but forgot just how awful. 6'1", 130 lbs by that point. #### cancer.

It was depressing and I had to stop looking for a while, so instead of a high-school pic, I offer this pic from 1997 of Mike Ditka trying to strangle me with my own hair.

awesome.

Suddenly not so limp

would bang. K4 too maybe