GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[Osaurus]

Shart Pool closed for fumigation

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I ended up pretty much loving the place we saw Friday. My wife has a few issues with it but I've convinced her. The guy had another appointment yesterday but said we had first right of refusal. He even emailed me at 2am the credit app and a utility breakdown of 2013. I emailed him around 8pm yesterday that we wanted it and also gave a list of questions. I haven't heard back yet.

Got the place (pending credit check) as of February 22! Now, it's just a matter of scheduling the movers, who likely cannot hit that date, but hopefully can move me in before March 1.

 

[Abraham]

Good work lj!

 

[FDAS]

The correct answer for insurance is USAA, if you can get it. Just need a living relative to have served in the military. We were able to get it because my FIL served two years in the Air Force. Also, my FIL is a huge ####### and I won't cry when he bites it.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Good work lj!

Thanks, Abe. We got lucky, as the place is pretty spectacular for a rental (and priced better than odd townhomes we toured) and the couple he thought was going to lease the place a few weeks ago, needed it by Feb 1 and that couldn't work for the LL.

 

[FDAS]

Also, Tasker's FB post reminded me, meatloaf is disgusting. I don't get the love.

 

[Abraham]

Two days until the kid arrives.

 

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The only thing I remember is before the world series or maybe the ALCS icon posted a bunch of analysis and Dr. D called him out and said it was a cut and paste job.

This was part of it. Dude has been humping my leg for years but that's where it got really bad. Ever since then he calls me out for plagiarizing. I figured it was pretty obvious I use this place for shtick/entertainment. He has been riding the plaigarist angle. I called him out for it last month asking him to show evidence of me ever cut/pasting. He couldn't, but that's not stopped him from continuing to ride that. Strange dude.

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I had every intention of actually doing one at the superbowl party I was headed to. Turns out this thing was kid friendly (Was not informed of this). Next thing I know there's this 9 or 10 year old girl running around acting like a crazy person (plus another half dozen other kids following suit). Running in front of the TV. Yelling. I get up to get a beer and she grabs my seat while proudly yelling about not caring about the game.

I'm patient (she's a kid) till she takes my jacket and starts screwing with it and stuffing it under this chair (very lightweight patagonia shell that tears easy). I collect my jacket politely, eventually get my seat back. Kids continue making a scene The GF and I finally have had enough and bolt after the 3rd quarter and miss most of the 4th quarter on the way home. C'est la vie. I'll get one up eventually and will make it worth the wait I promise.

Can I get some backstory here? Seems pretty heated.

I've tried to ignore the guy. He's apparently got my name tattooed on his lower back or something because he can't let it go. At this point I'm just needling him to see if I can make him implode. It seems like he's getting close to losing it. :staytuned:

 

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The correct answer for insurance is USAA, if you can get it. Just need a living relative to have served in the military.

Truth. Several buddies in the military who have it and it's crazy good coverage. I roll with State Farm for home/auto and have been VERY happy with service when needed claims, FWIW.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I set records.

 

[Hawks64]

wait, seachickens won the SB and Tim may have been run from the FFA on the same day?

I'm gonna go masturbate for 24 hours straight.

Really? HTF did that occur?

 

[Abraham]

http://http://www.utrend.tv/v/1-one-chance/

 

[Hawks64]

http://http://www.utrend.tv/v/1-one-chance/

Awesome link job there GB Abe. This might work better. Luck is on your side.

 

[BigJohn]

http://http://www.utrend.tv/v/1-one-chance/

stinky linky.

 

[kevzilla]

I think I set records.

For self-injury?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

:flex:

 

[Guster]

I'm going to the Jason Isbell concert tonight and taking my boss because he's a big fan. I've never hung out with him outside of work, should be amusingly awkward.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'd have won $1500 if they just rolled over and kicked the PAT.

 

[Abraham]

I'm going to the Jason Isbell concert tonight and taking my boss because he's a big fan. I've never hung out with him outside of work, should be amusingly awkward.

I sort of got the impression that what you do at work and what you do outside of work really aren't all that different.

 

[Guster]

I'm going to the Jason Isbell concert tonight and taking my boss because he's a big fan. I've never hung out with him outside of work, should be amusingly awkward.

I sort of got the impression that what you do at work and what you do outside of work really aren't all that different.

Right, but it's the people I do it with... I've never gotten drunk at work

the people I work with have never seen me rip roaring drunk

hmm... You might have a point, but I feel like I'm a different person outside of work

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm sure to get 1000 different answers but what do you guys use for insurance? I have a DUI and a speeding ticket that technically come off my record this year. My discount double check bumped my payment up $135. The company that rhymes with Rate Fart can rate my farts.

Is Pedro Cerrano reputable? The commercials sound kinda nice with money coming back

Allied is the best of both worlds imo. You get Nationwide's claims service without paying their premiums.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I set records.

For self-injury?

* a million

13 hours at the casino. I can't believe they kept giving me booze but it probably had something to do with the stacks of $25 chips. A short six hour nap and we started drinking and gambling again. I almost passed out before the game. Actually true. Twice. This was all day though and I couldn't miss it. Stupid magic cookies mess you up man. I have four left though if you guys want to party.

I'm going back to bed.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Testing the waters for SB I just decided to get the boys picks.

Me: Boys, we have SB this weekend right.

Boys: Right

Me: So we have the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks playing. Denver has the number one offense, they score a lot of points. Seattle has the number one defense, they keep people from scoring points. Who do you think is going to win?

Dylan: (sheepisly) Seattle?

Cal: Say that again please.

Me: repeat

Cal: SEATTLE! I'm on Seattle. Everybody knows that a good defense beats a good offense. Seattle. I'm on Seattle.

Nicely done my son. Nicely done. Truck

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'd have won $1500 if they just rolled over and kicked the PAT.

had a buddy that lost a $5000 square b/c of this

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'd have won $1500 if they just rolled over and kicked the PAT.

had a buddy that lost a $5000 square b/c of this

He and I didn't lose that much. We just didn't win it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Testing the waters for SB I just decided to get the boys picks.

Me: Boys, we have SB this weekend right.

Boys: Right

Me: So we have the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks playing. Denver has the number one offense, they score a lot of points. Seattle has the number one defense, they keep people from scoring points. Who do you think is going to win?

Dylan: (sheepisly) Seattle?

Cal: Say that again please.

Me: repeat

Cal: SEATTLE! I'm on Seattle. Everybody knows that a good defense beats a good offense. Seattle. I'm on Seattle.

Nicely done my son. Nicely done. Truck

They zig, we zag.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I was ####ed on the GMTANsquares board (with "good" numbers) as soon as the safety happened, but was on the money in the 3rd on a $5/sq board... until the Broncos scored with 0:00 left. I may have lost all vocal capabilities after that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anybody see this local super bowl ad for some lawyer in GA? Crazy

 

[General Malaise]

I think I want to #### Bruno Mars

i showed this to lady raiders, she said " no ####"

I hate everything

your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars makes me doubt my man love for you

Why not just get Sting instead of a guy who's only hit is a Sting ripoff?

 

[Sammy3469]

I think I want to #### Bruno Mars

i showed this to lady raiders, she said " no ####"

I hate everything

your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars makes me doubt my man love for you

Why not just get Sting instead of a guy who's only hit is a Sting ripoff?

Pretty sure Sting was previously occupied in a 321043543 hour tantric sex session.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Too soon?

McLovin

Elephant

All SFW, cat-free, doge-free.

 

[General Malaise]

I hate everything

Pacific NW folks should stick together. Plus, your Blazers share an owner with the Seahawks so you're basically cousins aren't you?

I bet on the wrong team, the wrong props and got iced out of all squares. As an added bonus, despite stacking my fantasy playoff team with Seahawks and Broncos, I didn't even sniff the winner's circle. What a day of doo doo.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I think I want to #### Bruno Mars

i showed this to lady raiders, she said " no ####"

I hate everything

your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars makes me doubt my man love for you

Why not just get Sting instead of a guy who's only hit is a Sting ripoff?

Pretty sure he has more than one hit and is a totally different type of performer than Sting.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm going to the Jason Isbell concert tonight and taking my boss because he's a big fan. I've never hung out with him outside of work, should be amusingly awkward.

Sounds like somebody ABC's The Bachelor would showcase and expect us to know who it is.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I think I want to #### Bruno Mars

i showed this to lady raiders, she said " no ####"

I hate everything

your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars makes me doubt my man love for you

Why not just get Sting instead of a guy who's only hit is a Sting ripoff?

Pretty sure he has more than one hit and is a totally different type of performer than Sting.

Did Bruno allow you to stop jerking him off for five minutes so you could type this?

 

[General Malaise]

I think I want to #### Bruno Mars

i showed this to lady raiders, she said " no ####"

I hate everything

your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars makes me doubt my man love for you

Why not just get Sting instead of a guy who's only hit is a Sting ripoff?

Pretty sure he has more than one hit and is a totally different type of performer than Sting.

Oh, Okay Mr. Literal.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I think I want to #### Bruno Mars

i showed this to lady raiders, she said " no ####"

I hate everything

your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars makes me doubt my man love for you

Why not just get Sting instead of a guy who's only hit is a Sting ripoff?

Pretty sure he has more than one hit and is a totally different type of performer than Sting.

Did Bruno allow you to stop jerking him off for five minutes so you could type this?

What did I say that is not true and/or indicates whether or not I even like him?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Anybody see this local super bowl ad for some lawyer in GA? Crazy

way better than the local commercials I had to endure, IMO

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Too soon?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I think I want to #### Bruno Mars

i showed this to lady raiders, she said " no ####"

I hate everything

your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars makes me doubt my man love for you

Why not just get Sting instead of a guy who's only hit is a Sting ripoff?

Pretty sure he has more than one hit and is a totally different type of performer than Sting.

Oh, Okay Mr. Literal.

If I don't take your post literally then what was the point of it? Other than one song they are nothing alike.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When I posted "I'm going back to bed" I wasn't expecting Mrs. SLB to come home from the gym ready to bang. ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Too soon?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Prom pic

It's like the ghetto Von Trapps when they made their clothes out of the same curtains.

My god that is awesome.

 

[Abraham]

Too soon?

 

[Gadzooks]

I think I want to #### Bruno Mars

i showed this to lady raiders, she said " no ####"

I hate everything

your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars makes me doubt my man love for you

Why not just get Sting instead of a guy who's only hit is a Sting ripoff?

With the Super Bowl being in NJ....how did they not line some kind of Springsteen/BonJovi halftime show or have one of them sing the National Anthem?

 

[General Malaise]

I think I want to #### Bruno Mars

i showed this to lady raiders, she said " no ####"

I hate everything

your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars makes me doubt my man love for you

Why not just get Sting instead of a guy who's only hit is a Sting ripoff?

Pretty sure he has more than one hit and is a totally different type of performer than Sting.

Oh, Okay Mr. Literal.

If I don't take your post literally then what was the point of it? Other than one song they are nothing alike.

I only know one of his songs. This one. There might be more hits behind it, but I wouldn't recognize them. Get off my lawn.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I got a lot of #### yesterday about Urukcoshole last year too.

ETA

I got crushed playing poker though so all is forgiven. Surprised I lost with how I could barely stay conscious and all.

 

[T Bell]

Anybody see this local super bowl ad for some lawyer in GA? Crazy

That rules so much.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

mmmm beer ####### wes welker

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is it worth catching up on the past 3 days?

I keep trying to but then feel like puking.

I think I need some French toast. Who wants French toast? I think I'm going to make some French toast.