GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Thanks for the meat, malaise. And sorry your kids don't like the genius of Inspector Gadget.

Whoops. I thought that one came from Zooks.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This combined with the recent influx of more than usual mentally ######ed baseborn mouth-breathers in the FFA has me slightly worried about the future here.

Same as day 1, guy.

Probably true, just seems so much more dumberer than usual.

Or maybe I'm just getting smarter.

That is not the reason.

 

[Frostillicus]

Thanks for the meat, malaise. And sorry your kids don't like the genius of Inspector Gadget.

Whoops. I thought that one came from Zooks.

I thought Hazel would appreciate Elmo's Potty Time, too.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My likes are all gone? My poor, beautiful likes!!?!?

 

[Annyong]

Billy Crystal just gave birth to a baby cow.

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks for the meat, malaise. And sorry your kids don't like the genius of Inspector Gadget.

Whoops. I thought that one came from Zooks.

I thought Hazel would appreciate Elmo's Potty Time, too.

She's all done with it, GB! It worked great, thanks.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Is the end near?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Billy Crystal just gave birth to a baby cow.

That probably hurt.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Billy Crystal just gave birth to a baby cow.

That probably hurt.

Shut it down.

 

[Abraham]

HTF are we supposed to know when our most modest and quiet friends, Bing(1) and Bing(2), are in the thread?

 

[mr roboto]

I have a sales call in 10 minutes. I slept one half hour last night, because we had some major potential clients coming to town today which I had to show them around town of the facilities. I never sleep well the night before major clients coming to town.

Then tomorrow morning I get up at 6 AM to continue the tour all day and end with a big dinner and lots of drinks tomorrow night. My heart is racing because I'm so stinking tired.

 

[Hawks64]

What happed to :whitestar:?

Also lost the last post function as well. WTF Superbowl is over and the site takes a giant dump.

 

[General Malaise]

What's a white star?

 

[Abraham]

What's a white star?

1. Cruise ship at the bottom of the ocean.

2. Champagne

 

[Frostillicus]

Thanks for the meat, malaise. And sorry your kids don't like the genius of Inspector Gadget.

Whoops. I thought that one came from Zooks.

I thought Hazel would appreciate Elmo's Potty Time, too.

She's all done with it, GB! It worked great, thanks.

Sweet.

 

[DSP]

What's a white star?

Macauley culkin

 

[Mr. Pickles]

It was fun to check in on posts from March 2013.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I seriously stink which means my line of "come here I have something to show you" working is nothing short of a miracle.

 

[Abraham]

What's a white star?

Macauley culkin

Shame the refresh didn't send you far away.

 

[Abraham]

I seriously stink which means my line of "come here I have something to show you" working is nothing short of a miracle.

Perhaps Pepper has always been drawn to the smell of onions, old spice, and toe jam....?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm going to go use the urinal, how about you use the one next to me.

 

[DSP]

What's a white star?

Macauley culkin

Shame the refresh didn't send you far away.

Its a shame you focus so much attention on me

I own you

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

apparently earlier today a Shark Pool thread was the #1 search result on Google for "Super Bowl 48 rigged". The traffic it brought caused the boards server to be overwhelmed and shut down.

We're in "performance mode" mode now to keep the boards running. This means some features like marking threads and seeing which users are browsing a thread are temporarily disabled.

Will be back to normal at some point, but better to have the boards up and not have these features than be shut down completely imo.

 

[Ignoramus]

I have a sales call in 10 minutes. I slept one half hour last night, because we had some major potential clients coming to town today which I had to show them around town of the facilities. I never sleep well the night before major clients coming to town.

Then tomorrow morning I get up at 6 AM to continue the tour all day and end with a big dinner and lots of drinks tomorrow night. My heart is racing because I'm so stinking tired.

Sucks. I get that "night before" anxiety, too. My mind races, thinking of everything little thing I need to take care of or mention.I find that taking a sublengal B-Complex the next day helps.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

apparently earlier today a Shark Pool thread was the #1 search result on Google for "Super Bowl 48 rigged". The traffic is brought caused the boards server to be overwhelmed and shut down.

We're in "performance mode" mode now to keep the boards running. This means some features like marking threads and seeing which users are browsing a thread are temporarily disabled.

Will be back to normal at some point, but better to have the boards up and not have these features than be shut down completely imo.

Sounds like the work of Beej.

 

[bentley]

Guster >>> WTF is this Jason Isbell guy? I listened to the DBTs a long time ago but not in a while. His "Southeastern" record is fanfukcingtastic. Been listening all afternoon. This record would have been the perfect Ryan Adams record between Stranger's Almanac and Gold.

ETA: "Elephant" may be the best country ballad since "Avenues."

You've obviously been sleeping on my Alt Country thread. Huge fan. Isbell/Cooley/Hood DBT is far superior to any other version.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I seriously stink which means my line of "come here I have something to show you" working is nothing short of a miracle.

Perhaps Pepper has always been drawn to the smell of onions, old spice, and toe jam....?

More like smoke, booze, sausage and shame. Good news for the rest of you GMTANers.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I seriously stink which means my line of "come here I have something to show you" working is nothing short of a miracle.

Perhaps Pepper has always been drawn to the smell of onions, old spice, and toe jam....?

More like smoke, booze, sausage and shame.Good news for the rest of you GMTANers.

you had me at booze.

 

[Tecumseh]

I have a sales call in 10 minutes. I slept one half hour last night, because we had some major potential clients coming to town today which I had to show them around town of the facilities. I never sleep well the night before major clients coming to town.

Then tomorrow morning I get up at 6 AM to continue the tour all day and end with a big dinner and lots of drinks tomorrow night. My heart is racing because I'm so stinking tired.

What do you sell?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

apparently earlier today a Shark Pool thread was the #1 search result on Google for "Super Bowl 48 rigged". The traffic is brought caused the boards server to be overwhelmed and shut down.

We're in "performance mode" mode now to keep the boards running. This means some features like marking threads and seeing which users are browsing a thread are temporarily disabled.

Will be back to normal at some point, but better to have the boards up and not have these features than be shut down completely imo.

Sounds like the work of Beej.

Going with a Mr Ham/Abe joint effort.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

apparently earlier today a Shark Pool thread was the #1 search result on Google for "Super Bowl 48 rigged". The traffic it brought caused the boards server to be overwhelmed and shut down.

We're in "performance mode" mode now to keep the boards running. This means some features like marking threads and seeing which users are browsing a thread are temporarily disabled.

Will be back to normal at some point, but better to have the boards up and not have these features than be shut down completely imo.

 

[Hawks64]

apparently earlier today a Shark Pool thread was the #1 search result on Google for "Super Bowl 48 rigged". The traffic it brought caused the boards server to be overwhelmed and shut down.

We're in "performance mode" mode now to keep the boards running. This means some features like marking threads and seeing which users are browsing a thread are temporarily disabled.

Will be back to normal at some point, but better to have the boards up and not have these features than be shut down completely imo.

Saw that, surprised 7k concurrent users took the forums down.

 

[krista4]

Back to business...today I had two moving companies come to give me an estimate for our move to Seattle. JFC are moves expensive?!?!! You would think I would know this, but other than moving out of the country and back, I haven't paid for my own move since 1993. It's insane. Activating self-move.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I seriously stink which means my line of "come here I have something to show you" working is nothing short of a miracle.

Perhaps Pepper has always been drawn to the smell of onions, old spice, and toe jam....?

More like smoke, booze, sausage and shame.Good news for the rest of you GMTANers.

you had me at booze.

I really should have taken a shower but the water might have been too painful to handle.

 

[Abraham]

Back to business...today I had two moving companies come to give me an estimate for our move to Seattle. JFC are moves expensive?!?!! You would think I would know this, but other than moving out of the country and back, I haven't paid for my own move since 1993. It's insane. Activating self-move.

If I were a single man, I would absolutely take 10 days of vacation to put together "Ad Hoc Movers!" with Homer, Thorn, and others JimT's. We'd fly to Atlanta, go drinking, rent a UHAUL or two, go drink some more, pass out on your lawn, wake up and find the keys, hire some other guys to load the trucks while we drank, and then set off cross country for Seattle with all of your belongings.

Man, I miss being single sometimes.

 

[Gadzooks]

Thanks for the meat, malaise. And sorry your kids don't like the genius of Inspector Gadget.

Whoops. I thought that one came from Zooks.

Should I be mad about this?

 

[Ignoramus]

Back to business...today I had two moving companies come to give me an estimate for our move to Seattle. JFC are moves expensive?!?!! You would think I would know this, but other than moving out of the country and back, I haven't paid for my own move since 1993. It's insane. Activating self-move.

Oof. I recommend hiring local movers to help you load and unload. UHaul subcontracts companies that will rent you a couple of movers for ~$50 an hour per guy. Strong backs and lots of energy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB just informed me she found a gray pube today.

 

[The_Man]

Mrs. SLB just informed me she found a gray pube today.

On you or her?

 

[Abraham]

Mrs. SLB just informed me she found a gray pube today.

Yours or hers?

 

[Abraham]

####. That was right down the middle of the plate.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Back to business...today I had two moving companies come to give me an estimate for our move to Seattle. JFC are moves expensive?!?!! You would think I would know this, but other than moving out of the country and back, I haven't paid for my own move since 1993. It's insane. Activating self-move.

I'm only moving ~300 miles. One company quoted me $4300 and another $2500.

 

[bentley]

I nailed that advertising presentation today, BTW. I'm sure y'all cared. Anyone in the room today would have been convinced that I knew what I was talking about and that the pages in that report that I'd randomly flagged and looked at during the presentation had actual meaningful information on them. CEO loved my first choice for the campaign, which wasn't the first choice for either my boss or the marketing VP. And I got the "I'm retiring in a couple years and you should keep up the good work" speech from our marketing VP again after it.

Think I'll get piss drunk on rum again tonight to celebrate.

 

[strykerpks]

36 replies

65000 views

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Back to business...today I had two moving companies come to give me an estimate for our move to Seattle. JFC are moves expensive?!?!! You would think I would know this, but other than moving out of the country and back, I haven't paid for my own move since 1993. It's insane. Activating self-move.

Oof. I recommend hiring local movers to help you load and unload. UHaul subcontracts companies that will rent you a couple of movers for ~$50 an hour per guy. Strong backs and lots of energy.

That's what I did for my last move and it works out great. I have a lot more stuff now though and do not feel like driving a truck this time of year through the PA mountains. Small moves not in the winter though, and its a great idea.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

DEN and SEA pron viewing on Super Sunday SFW

Comments from Reddit:

"Halfway through the game, Denver fans decided they wanted to see some actual professional ball handling."

"If I'm gonna watch a bunch of people physically humiliate a bunch of other people, they might as well be Japanese and confusing..."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going to have to buy this if I join a gym

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB just informed me she found a gray pube today.

On you or her?

Mrs. SLB just informed me she found a gray pube today.

Yours or hers?

I already have some gray on my chin...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Going to have to buy this if I join a gym

 

[krista4]

Back to business...today I had two moving companies come to give me an estimate for our move to Seattle. JFC are moves expensive?!?!! You would think I would know this, but other than moving out of the country and back, I haven't paid for my own move since 1993. It's insane. Activating self-move.

If I were a single man, I would absolutely take 10 days of vacation to put together "Ad Hoc Movers!" with Homer, Thorn, and others JimT's. We'd fly to Atlanta, go drinking, rent a UHAUL or two, go drink some more, pass out on your lawn, wake up and find the keys, hire some other guys to load the trucks while we drank, and then set off cross country for Seattle with all of your belongings.

Man, I miss being single sometimes.

I would probably pay double for this.