GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Henry Ford is a top notch poster.

But I think he's a lawyer.

I think when I checked at some point awhile back, I found some connection between him and Hucklepuck (actually true).

 

[proninja]

Henry Ford is a top notch poster.

He's so fetch

 

[FDAS]

Henry Ford is a top notch poster.

But I think he's a lawyer.

I think when I checked at some point awhile back, I found some connection between him and Hucklepuck (actually true).

Well this is an interesting plot twist.

 

[T Bell]

Seems like this belongs in here

Want it but probably wouldn't go over so well in the faculty parking lot.

That's the kind you put on someone else's car.

 

[Abraham]

What is a frottage party?

 

[mr roboto]

Henry Ford is a top notch poster.

But I think he's a lawyer.

He is, but somehow in a good way.

 

[Abraham]

Henry Ford is a top notch poster.

But I think he's a lawyer.

He is, but somehow in a good way.

Oh come on.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What is a frottage party?

I don't know, but between that and the dildo beatings this is shaping up to be a hell of a Saturday.

 

[Henry Ford]

What is a frottage party?

It's a party where men rub their penises together.

 

[bentley]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

Bentley, the kindly killer

I'd get in his white van.

Just forth record, it's not really creepy when you talk like this but it's still creepy when cos does it to you. Speaking of which, anyone heard from cos? I talked with him to get his squares $ right after the Super Bowl but haven't seen him around since. Hope he's ok

I'm going to stop, I'm actually starting to creep myself out a little. P and S: I never said cos creeped me out, did I? I hope not. And I hope he's doing okay as well.

He might not have creeped you out, but as a guy that is infinitely familiar with toeing the creepy line I recognize when it's crossed. And Bentley is awesome. He's an inspiration as a father, businessman and person. I'm just naturally too snarky and too much of a huge ####### to pull off the charm he has. He and Thorn are two of the most universally liked people I know

Thanks buddy. That's about the nicest thing someone has said about me.

PS - I AM GETTING STR8 ####ED UP AT THIS RODEO GALA!

 

[T Bell]

What is a frottage party?

It's a party where men rub their penises together.

Does that make everyone's hair staticky or something?

 

[Henry Ford]

What is a frottage party?

It's a party where men rub their penises together.

Does that make everyone's hair staticky or something?

Or something.I mean, that's what I hear.

 

[Abraham]

Count me in!

 

[proninja]

In case anybody is wondering, soda made with stevia is disgusting

 

[Gadzooks]

What is a frottage party?

It's a party where men rub their penises together.

Does that make everyone's hair staticky or something?

Or something.I mean, that's what I hear.

In! But only with 20% of you.

 

[proninja]

Bentley>regarding your tweet about HEB. I understand that it's a fine grocery, but I can't help but add an extra "E" to the pronunciation every time I see it.

 

[Guster]

Oh and any other recos? Assume I've been living under a rock and haven't seen any movies ever.

I generally find comedies unfunny unless they have dry/witty humor

Action movies are good mindless fodder but don't really excite me

Any movies I must see or else meet the scorn of the GMTAN?

You should check out this thread:http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=680337

Many of those have been pulled off Netflix but I'll see if any of the interesting looking ones are still out there

Last week I watched a pretty good British crime drama called London Boulevard. Colin Farrel, Ray Winstone, Keira Knightley.

Finishing up the most recent episode of Sherlock and then might give this a go

Not sure what it says about me, but I enjoy a good vigilante justice movie. Enjoyed this one, good reco

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've never met Bentley, but now I want to #### him

Not enough booty IMO.

 

[-fish-]

Got so drunk last night that I passed through hungover, took a nap, and woke up drunk.

Daddy/daughter ball tonight. Stretch limo, dinner, dancing. 6 screaming girls. I'm thinking Irish coffee.

flasks fit nicely in suit/tux jackets. In fact, I think they were made for such things.

Hi. I'm new. I have no knowledge of such things.

:two flasks:

 

[-fish-]

Just thinking about almost killing 'ninja after a Bruce Springsteen show

 

[cosjobs]

Thanks to the magic of facebooks, I just learned Bentley's middle name

I wanted that to be JR's middle name (which would also make him JW) but my wife was adamant that only serial killers and hillbillies had my middle name.

Willard?

Wayne?

Hitler

 

[T Bell]

Got so drunk last night that I passed through hungover, took a nap, and woke up drunk.

Daddy/daughter ball tonight. Stretch limo, dinner, dancing. 6 screaming girls. I'm thinking Irish coffee.

flasks fit nicely in suit/tux jackets. In fact, I think they were made for such things.

Hi. I'm new. I have no knowledge of such things.

:two flasks:

 

[proninja]

Just thinking about almost killing 'ninja after a Bruce Springsteen show

We spent a good five minutes watching the Boss. On the bright side, I'd had enough bourbon to where it didn't hurt that bad faceplanting into the concrete

 

[Hawks64]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

yep

I like that one.

new season has a lot of famous people in it.

 

[T Bell]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

yep

I like that one.

new season has a lot of famous people in it.

You like famous people.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

yep

I like that one.

new season has a lot of famous people in it.

You like famous people.

when one of them is Michael Rapoport in a role, yes I do.

 

[krista4]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

I'll be taking suggestions for a new years-old show to watch soon; pretty much anything is in play.

Henry Ford, not sure if anyone mentioned yet that one of the initiation rites 'round here is that you have to post a shot video, or if you don't want to do one of your own just grab your nearest former Welterweight champion of the world and have him do one. Just don't Thorn it afterwards.

 

[Hawks64]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

yep

I like that one.

new season has a lot of famous people in it.

Probably take me until next season to catch up, but this so far great show.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'll be taking suggestions for a new years-old show to watch soon; pretty much anything is in play.

Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, or maybe Downton Abbey depending on what you're in the mood for.

 

[Henry Ford]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

I'll be taking suggestions for a new years-old show to watch soon; pretty much anything is in play.

Henry Ford, not sure if anyone mentioned yet that one of the initiation rites 'round here is that you have to post a shot video, or if you don't want to do one of your own just grab your nearest former Welterweight champion of the world and have him do one. Just don't Thorn it afterwards.

It may be the scotch, but that doesn't appear to be a series of actual sentences. Explain?

"Shot video" and "Thorn" would be a good start.

 

[Hawks64]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

I'll be taking suggestions for a new years-old show to watch soon; pretty much anything is in play.

Henry Ford, not sure if anyone mentioned yet that one of the initiation rites 'round here is that you have to post a shot video, or if you don't want to do one of your own just grab your nearest former Welterweight champion of the world and have him do one. Just don't Thorn it afterwards.

I like Breaking Bad a lot, only into Season 3 but Justified should be on your list to at least watch the first two episodes. Wife loves this show but couldn't stomach BB.

ETA it's not on Netflix though, have to have Amazon Prime to watch it.

 

[Guster]

Krista, Breaking Bad, Season 5 pt2 will be on Netflix as of Feb 24

 

[Fuller]

I'll be taking suggestions for a new years-old show to watch soon; pretty much anything is in play.

Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, or maybe Downton Abbey depending on what you're in the mood for.

I watch Six Feet Under just about two months ago. Great show. I saved the series finale on my DVR and have watched it multiple times.

 

[Fuller]

How about those Memphis Tigers! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Abraham]

Everyone should watch the sopranos, mad men, and bb from start to finish.

 

[Frostillicus]

WE DID IT!!!

 

[Frostillicus]

How about those Memphis Tigers! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Big Shaq Goodwin fan

 

[eaganwildcats]

WE DID IT!!!

 

[eaganwildcats]

Did Krista buy a house yet?

 

[GroveDiesel]

Did Krista buy a house yet?

Yes, but which country, state or city are you referring to?

 

[eaganwildcats]

Did Krista buy a house yet?

Yes, but which country, state or city are you referring to?

It was Seattle last time I checked

 

[kevzilla]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

I'll be taking suggestions for a new years-old show to watch soon; pretty much anything is in play.

Henry Ford, not sure if anyone mentioned yet that one of the initiation rites 'round here is that you have to post a shot video, or if you don't want to do one of your own just grab your nearest former Welterweight champion of the world and have him do one. Just don't Thorn it afterwards.

It may be the scotch, but that doesn't appear to be a series of actual sentences. Explain?

"Shot video" and "Thorn" would be a good start.

Take a video of yourself doing a shot of your favorite booze. Post it on YouTube and post a link here.

Thorn does hilarious videos, then takes them down after a few hours, frustrating those who weren't around at 2:00 AM.

A quick aside: I certainly don't speak for everyone here. But there are two rules (more like guidelines, really) to GMTAN.

1. DO be entertaining.

b. DONT be a dickmitten.

It really is that simple. Don't sweat the inside jokes, they'll be clear in time. Welcome!

 

[Thorn]

yea i'm standing by that

 

[Abraham]

Do we have a Pledge Leader to initiate new members? I nominate Tanner since he seems like the kind of guy that takes the whole "brotherhood" thing too seriously.

 

[Henry Ford]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

I'll be taking suggestions for a new years-old show to watch soon; pretty much anything is in play.

Henry Ford, not sure if anyone mentioned yet that one of the initiation rites 'round here is that you have to post a shot video, or if you don't want to do one of your own just grab your nearest former Welterweight champion of the world and have him do one. Just don't Thorn it afterwards.

It may be the scotch, but that doesn't appear to be a series of actual sentences. Explain?"Shot video" and "Thorn" would be a good start.

Take a video of yourself doing a shot of your favorite booze. Post it on YouTube and post a link here.

Thorn does hilarious videos, then takes them down after a few hours, frustrating those who weren't around at 2:00 AM.

A quick aside: I certainly don't speak for everyone here. But there are two rules (more like guidelines, really) to GMTAN.

1. DO be entertaining.

b. DONT be a dickmitten.

It really is that simple. Don't sweat the inside jokes, they'll be clear in time. Welcome!

I like the funny rule, but I often have trouble complying with dickmitten provisions. I'll do my best.

 

[cosjobs]

Best thing about Justified is that it has Elmore Leonard's fingerprints all over it. Even when he's the exec producer or even dead, the characters and dialog ooze his sleazy sheen.

 

[Fuller]

One of these days I'm gonna make a shot video, but right now I'm drunk and naked and I don't want y'all laughing at my little legs...

or penis.

 

[proninja]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

I'll be taking suggestions for a new years-old show to watch soon; pretty much anything is in play.

Henry Ford, not sure if anyone mentioned yet that one of the initiation rites 'round here is that you have to post a shot video, or if you don't want to do one of your own just grab your nearest former Welterweight champion of the world and have him do one. Just don't Thorn it afterwards.

It may be the scotch, but that doesn't appear to be a series of actual sentences. Explain?"Shot video" and "Thorn" would be a good start.

Take a video of yourself doing a shot of your favorite booze. Post it on YouTube and post a link here.

Thorn does hilarious videos, then takes them down after a few hours, frustrating those who weren't around at 2:00 AM.

A quick aside: I certainly don't speak for everyone here. But there are two rules (more like guidelines, really) to GMTAN.

1. DO be entertaining.

b. DONT be a dickmitten.

It really is that simple. Don't sweat the inside jokes, they'll be clear in time. Welcome!

I like the funny rule, but I often have trouble complying with dickmitten provisions. I'll do my best.

It's more of a don't be a regular dickmitten, as most of us in here can be pretty magnificent dickmittens on occasion

 

[Abraham]

Triple sow cow

That is all.