GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[DSP]

Hey abe

 

[Abraham]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

 

[T Bell]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

I'll be taking suggestions for a new years-old show to watch soon; pretty much anything is in play.

Henry Ford, not sure if anyone mentioned yet that one of the initiation rites 'round here is that you have to post a shot video, or if you don't want to do one of your own just grab your nearest former Welterweight champion of the world and have him do one. Just don't Thorn it afterwards.

It may be the scotch, but that doesn't appear to be a series of actual sentences. Explain?

"Shot video" and "Thorn" would be a good start.

Take a video of yourself doing a shot of your favorite booze. Post it on YouTube and post a link here.

Thorn does hilarious videos, then takes them down after a few hours, frustrating those who weren't around at 2:00 AM.

A quick aside: I certainly don't speak for everyone here. But there are two rules (more like guidelines, really) to GMTAN.

1. DO be entertaining.

b. DONT be a dickmitten.

It really is that simple. Don't sweat the inside jokes, they'll be clear in time. Welcome!

iii. You forgot that he has to be a Mean Girl now.

 

[Thorn]

Hey abe

BUDDY!!!

 

[T Bell]

Hey abe

BUDDY!!!

It's kind of cool that the JimTan has a mascot. I mean, it's a mutt that sheds a lot and lets off smelly farts, but it's our mutt.

 

[Abraham]

Thorn. Pm me your address so I can send the machine. I thought I had it but don't. Oktoberfest ?

 

[DSP]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

 

[Abraham]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

 

[DSP]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

 

[Henry Ford]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

Nailed it.

 

[Abraham]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Does she let you watch ?

Rimshot!

Welcome to the gmtan.

 

[Henry Ford]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Oof. Watch out for women on antidepressants and antipsychotics.

 

[DSP]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Does she let you watch ?Rimshot!

Welcome to the gmtan.

Thanks but I crashed this party a while ago. I tried to throw my own but nobody came

 

[DSP]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Oof. Watch out for women on antidepressants and antipsychotics.

Shes a sweetheart. Her issues dont affect our relationship, nor do mine. We support eachother

 

[Abraham]

My out of control 2.5 year old niece just asked "who farted?" Then raised her voice and asked again and ran off.

11:38cst. 2.5 year old wide awake.

 

[Thorn]

what am i chopped liver

 

[Henry Ford]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Oof. Watch out for women on antidepressants and antipsychotics.

Shes a sweetheart. Her issues dont affect our relationship, nor do mine. We support eachother

I'm glad. So when do you two hit the one year mark?

 

[DSP]

what am i chopped liver

Didnt you call me a dog?

 

[DSP]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Oof. Watch out for women on antidepressants and antipsychotics.

Shes a sweetheart. Her issues dont affect our relationship, nor do mine. We support eachother

I'm glad. So when do you two hit the one year mark?

December 19. That will also be our 6 month wedding anniversary

 

[Henry Ford]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Oof. Watch out for women on antidepressants and antipsychotics.

Shes a sweetheart. Her issues dont affect our relationship, nor do mine. We support eachother

I'm glad. So when do you two hit the one year mark?

December 19. That will also be our 6 month wedding anniversary

So... you've been together a month and a half and will be married in June?

 

[T Bell]

what am i chopped liver

Didnt you call me a dog?

No, that was me.

 

[DSP]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Oof. Watch out for women on antidepressants and antipsychotics.

Shes a sweetheart. Her issues dont affect our relationship, nor do mine. We support eachother

I'm glad. So when do you two hit the one year mark?

December 19. That will also be our 6 month wedding anniversary

So... you've been together a month and a half and will be married in June?

Most likely

 

[DSP]

what am i chopped liver

Didnt you call me a dog?

No, that was me.

At least im not a fairy

 

[Henry Ford]

Most likely

Want to know how I knew you hadn't been together very long when I asked when you would hit the 1 year mark?

 

[DSP]

Henry. I figured you knew because it was me.

This one will certainly make it a year

 

[T Bell]

Most likely

Want to know how I knew you hadn't been together very long when I asked when you would hit the 1 year mark?

Something having to do with white swallows?

 

[proninja]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Oof. Watch out for women on antidepressants and antipsychotics.

Shes a sweetheart. Her issues dont affect our relationship, nor do mine. We support eachother

This seems normal, where two people have major issues and yet have a relationship that is totally unaffected by said issues.

 

[T Bell]

what am i chopped liver

Didnt you call me a dog?

No, that was me.

At least im not a fairy

Damn, man, you're hard on a ######.

 

[DSP]

Most likely

Want to know how I knew you hadn't been together very long when I asked when you would hit the 1 year mark?

Something having to do with white swallows?

She isnt white. We are an interracial couple

 

[Henry Ford]

Henry. I figured you knew because it was me.

This one will certainly make it a year

Because you still don't affect your relationship with your issues.

Wait until you flip out on her over your sobriety and she has taken a medication vacation for a weekend or had to switch meds. Then decide if you want to marry her.

 

[Abraham]

The asianed?

 

[Thorn]

what am i chopped liver

Didnt you call me a dog?

absolutely not

 

[DSP]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Oof. Watch out for women on antidepressants and antipsychotics.

Shes a sweetheart. Her issues dont affect our relationship, nor do mine. We support eachother

This seems normal, where two people have major issues and yet have a relationship that is totally unaffected by said issues.

We accept eachother for who we are and we are patient and supportive of eachother. That is how we make it work.

 

[krista4]

Krista, Breaking Bad, Season 5 pt2 will be on Netflix as of Feb 24

I just finished Pt 1 so will be swinging into Pt 2 either tonight or tomorrow. Expect me to be all OMGWTF by this time tomorrow night, I'd say.

Mr. krista has been pushing The Sopranos for my next TV show; sounds like the consensus is either that or Six Feet Under. I can't consider Mad Men or Justified since they are still on the air. That just wouldn't be my style, apparently.

 

[Henry Ford]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Oof. Watch out for women on antidepressants and antipsychotics.

Shes a sweetheart. Her issues dont affect our relationship, nor do mine. We support eachother

This seems normal, where two people have major issues and yet have a relationship that is totally unaffected by said issues.

We accept eachother for who we are and we are patient and supportive of eachother. That is how we make it work.

I feel the same way about my wife. She still gets affected by the fact that I'm a jackass, though. Even if she accepts and supports it.

 

[Thorn]

there's a korean joke in there but i'm too drunk to make it

 

[shuke]

Truck> big game tomorrow night.

Yeah, not expecting much.

Love some individual cats on this team, overall I think they play like garbage. Lots of 1-on-1, and they pass as it were a last resort. And Giffey should play more.

And I'm still depressed about the Big East.

Meh, I'm over it.

 

[DSP]

Henry. I figured you knew because it was me.

This one will certainly make it a year

Because you still don't affect your relationship with your issues.Wait until you flip out on her over your sobriety and she has taken a medication vacation for a weekend or had to switch meds. Then decide if you want to marry her.

1. Her medication has nothing to do with behavioral issues. Neither does mine.

2. How do you imagine I will flip out on her about my sobriety?

 

[DSP]

Henry. I dont treat my girl like a jackass.

 

[Henry Ford]

Henry. I figured you knew because it was me.

This one will certainly make it a year

Because you still don't affect your relationship with your issues.Wait until you flip out on her over your sobriety and she has taken a medication vacation for a weekend or had to switch meds. Then decide if you want to marry her.

1. Her medication has nothing to do with behavioral issues. Neither does mine.2. How do you imagine I will flip out on her about my sobriety?

Well, good luck. And congratulations on June 19, if I somehow forget.

 

[Abraham]

K4 / so you like bb now?

 

[shuke]

HALP:

My buddy's kid (who is also one of my former students) is in a band and apparently they're in some sort of contest. I guess whichever entry gets the most hits on their youtube video wins.

The song is actually pretty cool. Not bad for a bunch of HS kids. Do me a solid it and give it a whirl.

 

[Henry Ford]

Henry. I dont treat my girl like a jackass.

I don't treat my wife like one, either, but I am one. And that affects her.

 

[shuke]

How did I miss the pic of Abe's hot wife. Search function to the rescue.

PM please.

 

[DSP]

Henry. I figured you knew because it was me.

This one will certainly make it a year

Because you still don't affect your relationship with your issues.Wait until you flip out on her over your sobriety and she has taken a medication vacation for a weekend or had to switch meds. Then decide if you want to marry her.

1. Her medication has nothing to do with behavioral issues. Neither does mine.2. How do you imagine I will flip out on her about my sobriety?

Well, good luck. And congratulations on June 19, if I somehow forget.

Thanks but I still dont understand the sobriety remark. Im not actually sober, I drink.

 

[strykerpks]

:sigh:

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

This tangent is not much fun to read guys.

 

[proninja]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Oof. Watch out for women on antidepressants and antipsychotics.

Shes a sweetheart. Her issues dont affect our relationship, nor do mine. We support eachother

This seems normal, where two people have major issues and yet have a relationship that is totally unaffected by said issues.

We accept eachother for who we are and we are patient and supportive of eachother. That is how we make it work.

If your issues don't affect your relationship then you haven't had a chance to accept each other for who you really are yet. People have issues. Partners are affected by them. That's just how it works.

 

[Henry Ford]

Thanks but I still dont understand the sobriety remark. Im not actually sober, I drink.

My understanding is that you are sober from heroin. I wish you luck in that and your upcoming nuptials.

 

[bentley]

Krista, Breaking Bad, Season 5 pt2 will be on Netflix as of Feb 24

I just finished Pt 1 so will be swinging into Pt 2 either tonight or tomorrow. Expect me to be all OMGWTF by this time tomorrow night, I'd say.

Mr. krista has been pushing The Sopranos for my next TV show; sounds like the consensus is either that or Six Feet Under. I can't consider Mad Men or Justified since they are still on the air. That just wouldn't be my style, apparently.

Appreciate your desire to not spoil things but I would love to read your unfiltered thoughts on the whole thing at some point.

You should watch this before you start 5.2.