GM's thread about nothing (9 Viewers)

[shuke]

Sports Radio dream over. Not a semi-finalist. I did get on the highlight reel, so there's that. But just another thing I suck at.

I've always thought you had a perfect radio voice. Your rant must have sucked.

 

[strykerpks]

Haven't used the boot in a while and when my hat hit it I thought to myself "Self, they're going to make a Rudnicki joke"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Stryker why did you say I eat boogers?

Code for "you're a total gay and you suck ####".

Welcome!

 

[shuke]

Sports Radio dream over. Not a semi-finalist. I did get on the highlight reel, so there's that. But just another thing I suck at.

at the only comment.

 

[Fuller]

Stryker why did you say I eat boogers?

Code for "you're a total gay and you suck ####".

Welcome!

You forgot "gfym"

 

[T Bell]

Cat's first time with snow. Can't blame him.

####'s frozen, yo

 

[strykerpks]

Stryker why did you say I eat boogers?

I had already accepted the challenge

Because I thought it was funny.

Free advice for this thread (actually for any thread here), don't take every word personally. Remember your audience. It's 98%+ males that like sports. We bust each others balls and accept it. I hope you title your video "Stryker was the dude from lemonparty" or some #### like that.

 

[shuke]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

yep

I like that one.

new season has a lot of famous people in it.

 

[proninja]

Stryker why did you say I eat boogers?

I had already accepted the challenge

Because I thought it was funny. Free advice for this thread (actually for any thread here), don't take every word personally. Remember your audience. It's 98%+ males that like sports. We bust each others balls and accept it. I hope you title your video "Stryker was the dude from lemonparty" or some #### like that.

Poor guy is going to have a bad time the first time Tanner tells him to eat a ####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

yepI like that one.

new season has a lot of famous people in it.

BINGO

Justified it pretty terrible.

Now you're just being 'tarded. Raylan and Boyd are two of the best characts on current tv

No. They are not even close to the best charcts on current tv, Ernest T. Bass.

 

[shuke]

HF and DSP owe us shot videos at this point

If he means alcohol then im sorry but I dont drink liquor.I can chug a 40 or shotgun a tallboy.

I challenge you to a beer chugging contest

Im a descendent of vikings and canadians. You might want to rethink that

You're ####ed.

 

[Fuller]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

yepI like that one.

new season has a lot of famous people in it.

BINGO

Justified it pretty terrible.

Now you're just being 'tarded. Raylan and Boyd are two of the best characts on current tv

No. They are not even close to the best charcts on current tv, Ernest T. Bass.

NAME SOMEONE BETTER

 

[strykerpks]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

yepI like that one.

new season has a lot of famous people in it.

BINGO

Justified it pretty terrible.

Now you're just being 'tarded. Raylan and Boyd are two of the best characts on current tv

No. They are not even close to the best charcts on current tv, Ernest T. Bass.

NAME SOMEONE BETTER

Karl Pilkington

 

[Fuller]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

yepI like that one.

new season has a lot of famous people in it.

BINGO

Justified it pretty terrible.

Now you're just being 'tarded. Raylan and Boyd are two of the best characts on current tv

No. They are not even close to the best charcts on current tv, Ernest T. Bass.

NAME SOMEONE BETTER

Karl Pilkington

He's real person, not a character

 

[Guster]

Can't sleep so I decided to come in and catch up. So worth it

 

[YSR]

Sports Radio dream over. Not a semi-finalist. I did get on the

 

[YSR]

Henry, if I may call you Henry, a little primer that others can add to (shot videos and Thorning have already been explained). I have left out many of our most illustrious posters so that someone else can do some of the work, too, ya lazy bastards:

Making crock pot chicken means masturbation.

Something being on your bingo card means you really hate it. Masturbation is not on anyone's bingo card.

Old jokes should be directed to Tanner even though there are several here older.

Netflix and spelling questions should be directed to GM.

If you attend the Second Annual Fixie Bike and Knitting Benefit for the Chronically Warty, you are probably Disco Stu.

If you watch TV shows years after their runs ended and move every three weeks, you are probably me.

If you have magic space hair, you are probably kevzilla.

If you are pregnant through two or more presidential administrations, you are probably YSR.

If you have genital wars, you are just like 85% of other sexually active adult males.

If you buy gas one gallon at a time, you are probably Abraham. (This is actually actually true.)

Something that is "actually true" is not actually true, except when it is.

Gadzooks, Thorn and Guster are often confused for one another. I keep them straight because I only like two of them. (actually true)

Paws off bentley; he's mine. YSR gets sloppy seconds.

If you're a drunk you're probably (in no particular order) stryker, frosty, ysr, tre, fish, slb, krista, ysr, kevzilla, homer, abe, ysr, drifter, guster, fdas, fuller, ysr, thorn, ninja, zooks, annyong, limpy, GM, ysr......you should probably just click on the "replies" button and see who's posted here.

jerkass

 

[Uruk-Hai]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pulling a K4 a bit here, Justified is a ####### good show. Just started watching it, 4 episodes into Season 1.

yepI like that one.

new season has a lot of famous people in it.

BINGO

Justified it pretty terrible.

Would you stop saying that? It's just wrong.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Would smash.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What would the over be on the number of Miller Lites consumed if Stryker and I had an all-day drunkfest?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

What would the over be on the number of Miller Lites consumed if Stryker and I had an all-day drunkfest?

80?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

:swoon:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I play Justified eps in the background when I work from home sometimes. It's not exactly groundbreaking television but Timothy Olyphant does a decent knock off version of his Seth Bullock character from Deadwood.

The "story" is spoon fed to you so you don't really have to pay much attention.

 

[YSR]

I play Justified eps in the background when I work from home sometimes. It's not exactly groundbreaking television but Timothy Olyphant does a decent knock off version of his Seth Bullock character from Deadwood.

The "story" is spoon fed to you so you don't really have to pay much attention.

You make me pull, Imma put you down.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I play Justified eps in the background when I work from home sometimes. It's not exactly groundbreaking television but Timothy Olyphant does a decent knock off version of his Seth Bullock character from Deadwood.

The "story" is spoon fed to you so you don't really have to pay much attention.

You make me pull, Imma put you down.

ewpewpew:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I play Justified eps in the background when I work from home sometimes. It's not exactly groundbreaking television but Timothy Olyphant does a decent knock off version of his Seth Bullock character from Deadwood.

The "story" is spoon fed to you so you don't really have to pay much attention.

You make me pull, Imma put you down.

ewpewpew:

 

[YSR]

I play Justified eps in the background when I work from home sometimes. It's not exactly groundbreaking television but Timothy Olyphant does a decent knock off version of his Seth Bullock character from Deadwood.

The "story" is spoon fed to you so you don't really have to pay much attention.

You make me pull, Imma put you down.

ewpewpew:

 

[Tiger Fan]

Henry, if I may call you Henry, a little primer that others can add to (shot videos and Thorning have already been explained). I have left out many of our most illustrious posters so that someone else can do some of the work, too, ya lazy bastards:

Making crock pot chicken means masturbation.

Something being on your bingo card means you really hate it. Masturbation is not on anyone's bingo card.

Old jokes should be directed to Tanner even though there are several here older.

Netflix and spelling questions should be directed to GM.

If you attend the Second Annual Fixie Bike and Knitting Benefit for the Chronically Warty, you are probably Disco Stu.

If you watch TV shows years after their runs ended and move every three weeks, you are probably me.

If you have magic space hair, you are probably kevzilla.

If you are pregnant through two or more presidential administrations, you are probably YSR.

If you have genital warts, you are just like 85% of other sexually active adult males.

If you buy gas one gallon at a time, you are probably Abraham. (This is actually actually true.)

Something that is "actually true" is not actually true, except when it is.

Gadzooks, Thorn and Guster are often confused for one another. I keep them straight because I only like two of them. (actually true)

Paws off bentley; he's mine. YSR gets sloppy seconds.

please enter these into the GMTAN notebook. TIA

www.gmtan.org

 

[Guster]

What would the over be on the number of Miller Lites consumed if Stryker and I had an all-day drunkfest?

80?

Over

 

[Osaurus]

Any mattress shopping advice?

 

[General Malaise]

Oh and any other recos? Assume I've been living under a rock and haven't seen any movies ever.

I generally find comedies unfunny unless they have dry/witty humor

Action movies are good mindless fodder but don't really excite me

Any movies I must see or else meet the scorn of the GMTAN?

You should check out this thread:http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=680337

Many of those have been pulled off Netflix but I'll see if any of the interesting looking ones are still out there

Netflix sounds dumb.

 

[Henry Ford]

Any mattress shopping advice?

Decide if you're going to get one of those memory foam toppers before you buy. If you are, just get the cheapest stiff mattress you can find and the best foam topper you can find.

 

[General Malaise]

Henry Ford is a top notch poster.

This

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh and any other recos? Assume I've been living under a rock and haven't seen any movies ever.

I generally find comedies unfunny unless they have dry/witty humor

Action movies are good mindless fodder but don't really excite me

Any movies I must see or else meet the scorn of the GMTAN?

You should check out this thread:http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=680337

Many of those have been pulled off Netflix but I'll see if any of the interesting looking ones are still out there

Netflix sounds dumb.

Your face sounds dumb.

 

[Henry Ford]

Henry Ford is a top notch poster.

This

Not sure where all the love is coming from, but thanks. I'm a fan of your posts, too.

 

[Abraham]

My gay nephew (the one that doesn't like hunting) is here, ignoring his father who is telling him to "quit running and dancing in the house!"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Henry Ford is a top notch poster.

This

Not sure where all the love is coming from, but thanks. I'm a fan of your posts, too.

If it makes you feel any better, I think you're a ####.

 

[General Malaise]

Hey abe

Sup yo. Drinking?

No not tonight. Only at practice on sunday and wednesday night. I was at my girls house and she doesnt drink.vyou?

A woman that doesn't drink ....something something...punchline about blow jobs.

She cant drink because of a medication she takes. She gives stellar blow jobs though. Swallows too

Does she let you watch ?Rimshot!

Welcome to the gmtan.

That was funny, Abe!

 

[bentley]

Charv/Rude/Truck - My link

Someone explain this to me.

Liverpool fans sing "You'll Never Walk Alone" before every game. This particular rendition is from a tour of Australia last year. 90,000 people showed up and provided a pretty moving performance of the song.

Its relevant because we were talking soccer before a huge match between Liverpool and Arsenal yesterday. Liverpool ####stomped them 5-1 and now stand a decent chance of making the Champions League for the first time in quite a while.

 

[Henry Ford]

If it makes you feel any better, I think you're a ####.

You're wasting time that could be spent watching Bo and Kenzie wear tight clothes and moan a lot.

 

[mr roboto]

Henry Ford is a top notch poster.

This

Not sure where all the love is coming from, but thanks. I'm a fan of your posts, too.

If it makes you feel any better, I think you're a ####.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK #### NUTS!!!!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If it makes you feel any better, I think you're a ####.

You're wasting time that could be spent watching Bo and Kenzie wear tight clothes and moan a lot.

:mypantsaretight:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Henry Ford is a top notch poster.

This

Not sure where all the love is coming from, but thanks. I'm a fan of your posts, too.

If it makes you feel any better, I think you're a ####.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK #### NUTS!!!!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

My bad. Thought I was talking to mr. roboto. That guy suuuuuucks.

 

[Henry Ford]

If it makes you feel any better, I think you're a ####.

You're wasting time that could be spent watching Bo and Kenzie wear tight clothes and moan a lot.

:mypantsaretight:

How far along are you? Is the blonde lesbian doctor in the show?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If it makes you feel any better, I think you're a ####.

You're wasting time that could be spent watching Bo and Kenzie wear tight clothes and moan a lot.

:mypantsaretight:

How far along are you? Is the blonde lesbian doctor in the show?

I'm only about 4 episodes in, but she made an appearance or two already.

 

[Henry Ford]

If it makes you feel any better, I think you're a ####.

You're wasting time that could be spent watching Bo and Kenzie wear tight clothes and moan a lot.

:mypantsaretight:

How far along are you? Is the blonde lesbian doctor in the show?

I'm only about 4 episodes in, but she made an appearance or two already.

She really gets into her role.

 

[General Malaise]

Impressive

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So there's a running joke in my family about how my dad constantly offers me coffee even though I hate it and he knows that. Anyway my sister is back home visiting and we had this text exchange this morning:

Sis: Hey PJ, dad made a pot of coffee for you.

Me: Excellent. I hope he knows I like my coffee like I like my women...bitter and 500 miles away.

I thought that was a pretty good line.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If it makes you feel any better, I think you're a ####.

You're wasting time that could be spent watching Bo and Kenzie wear tight clothes and moan a lot.

:mypantsaretight:

How far along are you? Is the blonde lesbian doctor in the show?

I'm only about 4 episodes in, but she made an appearance or two already.

She really gets into her role.

This bodes well for holding my interest.