GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[mr roboto]

I would like to be able to enjoy a straight bourbon, scotch, or whiskey. At this point, I really don't like straight whiskey. I love craft beers, good wine, and the occasional mixed drink. Could someone give me a good smooth whiskey to try and a good way to start drinking it straight.

Do you shave your chest?

No.

Have you ever saved your belly button lint in a jar and glued it to your face so you can have a beard?

No. That sounds clinically insane.

 

[mr roboto]

I would like to be able to enjoy a straight bourbon, scotch, or whiskey. At this point, I really don't like straight whiskey. I love craft beers, good wine, and the occasional mixed drink. Could someone give me a good smooth whiskey to try and a good way to start drinking it straight.

Do you shave your chest?

No.

Would you?

For the right person...

What would he look like?

The lead singer of 3 Doors Down.

 

[cosjobs]

I would like to be able to enjoy a straight bourbon, scotch, or whiskey. At this point, I really don't like straight whiskey. I love craft beers, good wine, and the occasional mixed drink. Could someone give me a good smooth whiskey to try and a good way to start drinking it straight.

Gibson's 12 yo Canadian

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

CNN keeps saying that 49 states woke up with snow today; that only Florida was spared. Hawaii got snow?

 

[Henry Ford]

CNN keeps saying that 49 states woke up with snow today; that only Florida was spared. Hawaii got snow?

On Mauna Loa and Mauna Kea.

 

[T Bell]

I already know I'm bad for laughing at this, so I may as well have company.

 

[kevzilla]

There are fat guys and there are old guys. But there aren't a lot of old, fat guys. And since I can't do anything about the old part...

Is there an unlike button?

/old, fat guy

AND you've met St Louis Bob

I'm finished. It was a run. Stopping by Krispy Kreme on the way home.

 

[Abraham]

Biting tongue.

 

[kevzilla]

Biting tongue.

Not on my account, I hope. I'm the one contemplating suicide by donut.

 

[Annyong]

I got some beef jerky for Valentine's Day. Pretty excited about that.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I got some beef jerky for Valentine's Day. Pretty excited about that.

I got some Nueske's bacon, some sausage and some fancy pancake mix. Of course, I have to cook them.

 

[Abraham]

Biting tongue.

Not on my account, I hope. I'm the one contemplating suicide by donut.

The wheelchair ramp.

 

[Frostillicus]

The Americans started off terribly. I kindly watched the next couple of episodes and it did get better. Then I figured I'd DVR the rest of the season and watch when there was nothing else on. It's pretty meh but I was mildly interested to see how it would play out.

I'd grade it at a C with a few moments sniffing at C+

Justified: I gave it a shot when it premiered. It just fell flat. The first 2-3 episodes were filled with clunky dialog and hamhanded plot points. Timothy Elephant is a pretty good actor but not good enough to make up for Walter Goggins. Goggins is like Michael Biehan's special ed half brother with a glue sniffing problem.

I'd generously grade it at a C- only because I suspect there is a chance it got better. I just didn't feel the need to see if it did.

No idea what the hell Helix is so I googled it. Pretty much lost me at "SyFy".

Never watched Hannibal. The promos looked rather schmaltzy. And do we really need more Hannibal Lecter? Haven't there been like 5 movies with Lecter in them? It reminds me of that bull#### Judy Blume pulled with "Tales of a 4th Grade Nothing". The original book was great then she realize that the real cash cow was Fudge. "Fudge-a-Mania", "SuperFudge", "DoubleFudge", "Fudge-a-Palooza", "Fifty Shades of Fudge". Enough.

Just tried doing a shot video of me reading this post in a cranky voice but I kept cracking up.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

he gone

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I missed the important announcement.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Biting tongue.

Not on my account, I hope. I'm the one contemplating suicide by donut.

You need to step up your game, son. I've found a regimen of pizza, cigarettes, and alcohol to be a wonderful solution.

 

[kevzilla]

Biting tongue.

Not on my account, I hope. I'm the one contemplating suicide by donut.

You need to step up your game, son. I've found a regimen of pizza, cigarettes, and alcohol to be a wonderful solution.

Quit smoking 5 years ago, yet my feet are going numb. Step YOUR game up.

 

[Abraham]

I missed the important announcement.

I didn't. And I managed to get a screencap of said video:

My link

 

[belljr]

I don't know if this is a bad thing or what but I tend to not to believe anything posted is real anymore...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I don't know if this is a bad thing or what but I tend to not to believe anything posted is real anymore...

This is a good starting position, imo

 

[Guster]

I don't know if this is a bad thing or what but I tend to not to believe anything posted is real anymore...

most of us are just shuke's aliases anyway

 

[Abraham]

Did someone link to the Em video for the morning crew? It's a must see.

 

[belljr]

Did someone link to the Em video for the morning crew? It's a must see.

Thats when my world fell apart and I posted above, is it real, schtick, is it so good shtick i think its real or so real i think its schtick...I DON'T KNOW

 

[Abraham]

Did someone link to the Em video for the morning crew? It's a must see.

Thats when my world fell apart and I posted above, is it real, schtick, is it so good shtick i think its real or so real i think its schtick...I DON'T KNOW

"It's real here, which is al that matters."

*If it's shtick then the guy is the Rivera-cutter of interneters.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The Americans started off terribly. I kindly watched the next couple of episodes and it did get better. Then I figured I'd DVR the rest of the season and watch when there was nothing else on. It's pretty meh but I was mildly interested to see how it would play out.

I'd grade it at a C with a few moments sniffing at C+

Justified: I gave it a shot when it premiered. It just fell flat. The first 2-3 episodes were filled with clunky dialog and hamhanded plot points. Timothy Elephant is a pretty good actor but not good enough to make up for Walter Goggins. Goggins is like Michael Biehan's special ed half brother with a glue sniffing problem.

I'd generously grade it at a C- only because I suspect there is a chance it got better. I just didn't feel the need to see if it did.

No idea what the hell Helix is so I googled it. Pretty much lost me at "SyFy".

Never watched Hannibal. The promos looked rather schmaltzy. And do we really need more Hannibal Lecter? Haven't there been like 5 movies with Lecter in them? It reminds me of that bull#### Judy Blume pulled with "Tales of a 4th Grade Nothing". The original book was great then she realize that the real cash cow was Fudge. "Fudge-a-Mania", "SuperFudge", "DoubleFudge", "Fudge-a-Palooza", "Fifty Shades of Fudge". Enough.

Just tried doing a shot video of me reading this post in a cranky voice but I kept cracking up.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Deleted.

SOB. For some reason I kept losing connection between my cam and youtube. I had about six or seven 2 second long vids in my "upload queue" or whatever. I went to delete them last night before I went to bed. Must have deleted the good video too.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Biting tongue.

Not on my account, I hope. I'm the one contemplating suicide by donut.

You need to step up your game, son. I've found a regimen of pizza, cigarettes, and alcohol to be a wonderful solution.

Quit smoking 5 years ago, yet my feet are going numb. Step YOUR game up.

Touché good sir. I doff my cap to you.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Did someone link to the Em video for the morning crew? It's a must see.

Gold.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I missed the important announcement.

Meh. Short video where I told Shuke he couldn't read my post in his video because I only allow those people that I've met in person to do such things.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Drifter - what is you emails?

 

[Osaurus]

Did someone link to the Em video for the morning crew? It's a must see.

Gold.

Tour de Farce

 

[Brony]

Did someone link to the Em video for the morning crew? It's a must see.

Gold.

Like.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

The Americans started off terribly. I kindly watched the next couple of episodes and it did get better. Then I figured I'd DVR the rest of the season and watch when there was nothing else on. It's pretty meh but I was mildly interested to see how it would play out.

I'd grade it at a C with a few moments sniffing at C+

Justified: I gave it a shot when it premiered. It just fell flat. The first 2-3 episodes were filled with clunky dialog and hamhanded plot points. Timothy Elephant is a pretty good actor but not good enough to make up for Walter Goggins. Goggins is like Michael Biehan's special ed half brother with a glue sniffing problem.

I'd generously grade it at a C- only because I suspect there is a chance it got better. I just didn't feel the need to see if it did.

No idea what the hell Helix is so I googled it. Pretty much lost me at "SyFy".

Never watched Hannibal. The promos looked rather schmaltzy. And do we really need more Hannibal Lecter? Haven't there been like 5 movies with Lecter in them? It reminds me of that bull#### Judy Blume pulled with "Tales of a 4th Grade Nothing". The original book was great then she realize that the real cash cow was Fudge. "Fudge-a-Mania", "SuperFudge", "DoubleFudge", "Fudge-a-Palooza", "Fifty Shades of Fudge". Enough.

Just tried doing a shot video of me reading this post in a cranky voice but I kept cracking up.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Deleted.

Way to thorn it. From the comments, I can only assume that Tanner now looks like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia. Sorry about the aids, guy

serious weak sauce. thopra wishes, hope denzel can get you millions too.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I don't know anyone that doesn't like bourbon.

Then again, most of my friends are drubks like us.

i don't like it babe. my body basically refuses any brown liquor. i manage to get hammered without it just fine.

 

[Annyong]

If its brown, drink it down!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The Americans started off terribly. I kindly watched the next couple of episodes and it did get better. Then I figured I'd DVR the rest of the season and watch when there was nothing else on. It's pretty meh but I was mildly interested to see how it would play out.

I'd grade it at a C with a few moments sniffing at C+

Justified: I gave it a shot when it premiered. It just fell flat. The first 2-3 episodes were filled with clunky dialog and hamhanded plot points. Timothy Elephant is a pretty good actor but not good enough to make up for Walter Goggins. Goggins is like Michael Biehan's special ed half brother with a glue sniffing problem.

I'd generously grade it at a C- only because I suspect there is a chance it got better. I just didn't feel the need to see if it did.

No idea what the hell Helix is so I googled it. Pretty much lost me at "SyFy".

Never watched Hannibal. The promos looked rather schmaltzy. And do we really need more Hannibal Lecter? Haven't there been like 5 movies with Lecter in them? It reminds me of that bull#### Judy Blume pulled with "Tales of a 4th Grade Nothing". The original book was great then she realize that the real cash cow was Fudge. "Fudge-a-Mania", "SuperFudge", "DoubleFudge", "Fudge-a-Palooza", "Fifty Shades of Fudge". Enough.

Just tried doing a shot video of me reading this post in a cranky voice but I kept cracking up.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Deleted.

Way to thorn it. From the comments, I can only assume that Tanner now looks like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia. Sorry about the aids, guy

serious weak sauce. thopra wishes, hope denzel can get you millions too.

I'm not skinny. I'm just not as fat as I was.

 

[YSR]

Happy Valentine's Day, Tre.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Daily Garbage. Blow it out your hat, Rude.

Depressing yet kind

Best thing since the self-cleaning oven

How long will it take you to get it?

Or this one?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I don't know anyone that doesn't like bourbon.

Then again, most of my friends are drubks like us.

i don't like it babe. my body basically refuses any brown liquor. i manage to get hammered without it just fine.

Sorry about you being half a man.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Happy Valentine's Day, Tre.

I love you.

 

[YSR]

bored

 

[kevzilla]

Faking work even harder when it's gorgeous outside.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

bored

You should take up Scramble with friends.

 

[General Malaise]

We bought cantelope at Costco. It's phenomenal. I bet Tanner would hate it.

Is buying cantaloupe where you live a big deal? Like GM shooting off fireworks when he buys raisins?

Whoa, let's be REAL clear here.....I didn't BUY any raisins. I happened into them whilst eating something I didn't know would have raisins. Finding them there was a real treat. Buying raisins? That's silly. It's the little things in life, you know? Happy little surprises, like finding a five dollar bill in an old pair of pants or your life letting you sleep with her much hotter sister. Buying raisins in a box takes the fun all out of it.

 

[YSR]

bored

You should take up Scramble with friends.

I didn't like it. Too stressful. And I'm not very good. Those two things create a perfect recipe for quitting.

 

[Mr.Pack]

More good tweets about the Snowlympics.

"Watching Olympic curling. I haven't seen people get shouted at while sweeping the floor like this since I watched 12 Years a Slave."

"Difference between the lack of action in cross country skiing & the excitement the announcer thinks is happening, is basically my sex life"

"Can't help assuming all Olympic skiers are just like all those ski team a-holes in 'Better Off Dead'."*

*that one's for GPJ since he actually likes that movie.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I can see people hating Better Off Dead, especially if they didn't see it until their late 20s. If you hated it in high school that's just weird.

Never heard of it.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hate Matthew Broderick in everything but Ferris Bueller.

Biloxi Blues?

All of them, even the good movies like Biloxi Blues and Election. Just can't stand him.

Music Man?

He was good in that one.

 

[T Bell]

Hate Matthew Broderick in everything but Ferris Bueller.

Biloxi Blues?

All of them, even the good movies like Biloxi Blues and Election. Just can't stand him.

Yeah, but go easy on him. He's a horse lover.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I don't know anyone that doesn't like bourbon.

Then again, most of my friends are drubks like us.

i don't like it babe. my body basically refuses any brown liquor. i manage to get hammered without it just fine.

Sorry about you being half a man.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If anyone is really bored...

Interesting article (kinda long) about a couple of local real estate tycoons that are in deep crap.

I actually know the guy's son. Crazy story.

 

[UniAlias]

bored

You should take up Scramble with friends.

I need more games. I'm down to Tanner and the tiny crazy redhead lady from the accounting department.