GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[Henry Ford]

I'm cooking my man a nice steak dinner tonight, and then trying my hand for the first time at eggs benedict (his recent favorite dish) in the morning. Minimal drinking, probably even less kinky sexy stuff.

Have you ever made hollandaise before?

 

[-fish-]

Anybody gonna be around drinking tonight or is everyone going to be busy eating fancy food and doing kinky sex stuff?

I'll be around drinking. Probably some kinky sex stuff, but I'll keep one hand free for posting.

 

[krista4]

Not the best day. I was sick most of the night, didn't get a wink of sleep, but had to be at the courthouse by 9 a.m. to get sworn in. I dragged myself down there, not really sure where I was going because no one goes to downtown Atlanta (had not previously been in what they call downtown here), and wonder of wonders found an on-street parking space less than a block away. Yay!

I was sworn in with another person who was dressed to the nines; I was in a sweater and jeans. People get dressed up for this? I felt like a loser, especially because it turned out the other person knew several people in the courtroom who attested to her fitness to practice law in the Great State of Georgia. I was alone and underdressed. Anyway, had to wait through a whole bunch of criminal status stuff and was reminded how much I HATE being in a courtroom. I don't know how you people do it. Finally the judge got to us and for the first time in a swearing in, I got to hear someone lecture about how to use my "faith" as part of my law practice. God bless the South.

When I left to come home I found...nothing. No car. Thought it must have been stolen but no, it turns out that the parking spot was a tow zone despite not having any sign indicating such and despite the fact that the entire block had cars parked on it, including one that was now in the spot where my car had been. I walked all around (mostly trying to figure out how the hell to get home) and the closest no-parking sign I saw was a block away.

Had to wander around to find a MARTA station and take it home, then walk home from there on still-very-icy sidewalks. Also was wearing brand-new shoes that rubbed a huge blister on my right foot. :( To Mr. krista's credit, he then dealt with getting down to where to pay the fine, then to the tow yard, and got the car back. Best Valentine's Day present he could have gotten me.

I can now practice law in Georgia, though, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Were you a barred attorney somewhere else first?

Illinois and Tennessee.

 

[T Bell]

Not the best day. I was sick most of the night, didn't get a wink of sleep, but had to be at the courthouse by 9 a.m. to get sworn in. I dragged myself down there, not really sure where I was going because no one goes to downtown Atlanta (had not previously been in what they call downtown here), and wonder of wonders found an on-street parking space less than a block away. Yay!

I was sworn in with another person who was dressed to the nines; I was in a sweater and jeans. People get dressed up for this? I felt like a loser, especially because it turned out the other person knew several people in the courtroom who attested to her fitness to practice law in the Great State of Georgia. I was alone and underdressed. Anyway, had to wait through a whole bunch of criminal status stuff and was reminded how much I HATE being in a courtroom. I don't know how you people do it. Finally the judge got to us and for the first time in a swearing in, I got to hear someone lecture about how to use my "faith" as part of my law practice. God bless the South.

When I left to come home I found...nothing. No car. Thought it must have been stolen but no, it turns out that the parking spot was a tow zone despite not having any sign indicating such and despite the fact that the entire block had cars parked on it, including one that was now in the spot where my car had been. I walked all around (mostly trying to figure out how the hell to get home) and the closest no-parking sign I saw was a block away.

Had to wander around to find a MARTA station and take it home, then walk home from there on still-very-icy sidewalks. Also was wearing brand-new shoes that rubbed a huge blister on my right foot. :( To Mr. krista's credit, he then dealt with getting down to where to pay the fine, then to the tow yard, and got the car back. Best Valentine's Day present he could have gotten me.

I can now practice law in Georgia, though, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Were you a barred attorney somewhere else first?

Illinois and Tennessee.

Yeah, but you member of dis bar now!

 

[Annyong]

I have some of those old timey miller lites in my garage. ill prolly drink some of those tonight once everyone is asleep

 

[Annyong]

Mr. Roboto, arent you from Lombard or something?

Buca Di Beppo any good?

Don't know never have been. Wife says it's good but it's been years since she's been there. We do have a gift card there so I will know for sure in the next few months.

Going there tonight. Ill let you know. If im speaking gibberish it means im drunk again.

Well check my Edit for a very good drinking option.

Maybe we will swing by there before. I like beer and stuff.

 

[Abraham]

I have some of those old timey miller lites in my garage. ill prolly drink some of those tonight once everyone is asleep

That's ambitious considering homer usually doesn't crash until 6am.

 

[krista4]

Mr. krista found a place here that purports to have Chicago-style pizza, which he will go pick up for our Valentine's Day dinner (I forgot to get the heart-shaped Lou Malnati's shipped this year).

Our apartment managers left some candies on everyone's doors and I tried to pass them off to Mr. krista as having been from me, but the sticker saying "Happy Valentine's Day from your management company" gave it away.

The above will be the entirety of our celebration of this dumb holiday.

 

[-fish-]

Buca di Beppo is overrated and obnoxious.

 

[Hawks64]

Mr. Roboto, arent you from Lombard or something?

Buca Di Beppo any good?

Don't know never have been. Wife says it's good but it's been years since she's been there. We do have a gift card there so I will know for sure in the next few months.

Going there tonight. Ill let you know. If im speaking gibberish it means im drunk again.

Well check my Edit for a very good drinking option.

Maybe we will swing by there before. I like beer and stuff.

They have all that fancy beer. It's quite tasty.

 

[krista4]

Buca di Beppo is overrated and obnoxious.

I had it once about 20 years ago. Awful.

 

[T Bell]

Buca di Beppo is overrated and obnoxious.

Meh, it's fun as a group thing but I agree that the food is not outstanding.

 

[-fish-]

Buca di Beppo is overrated and obnoxious.

I had it once about 20 years ago. Awful.

Capitol Grille in Seattle is an excellent place for a business lunch. I just had a lobster/dungeness crab burger and truffle fries.

 

[Henry Ford]

Not the best day. I was sick most of the night, didn't get a wink of sleep, but had to be at the courthouse by 9 a.m. to get sworn in. I dragged myself down there, not really sure where I was going because no one goes to downtown Atlanta (had not previously been in what they call downtown here), and wonder of wonders found an on-street parking space less than a block away. Yay!

I was sworn in with another person who was dressed to the nines; I was in a sweater and jeans. People get dressed up for this? I felt like a loser, especially because it turned out the other person knew several people in the courtroom who attested to her fitness to practice law in the Great State of Georgia. I was alone and underdressed. Anyway, had to wait through a whole bunch of criminal status stuff and was reminded how much I HATE being in a courtroom. I don't know how you people do it. Finally the judge got to us and for the first time in a swearing in, I got to hear someone lecture about how to use my "faith" as part of my law practice. God bless the South.

When I left to come home I found...nothing. No car. Thought it must have been stolen but no, it turns out that the parking spot was a tow zone despite not having any sign indicating such and despite the fact that the entire block had cars parked on it, including one that was now in the spot where my car had been. I walked all around (mostly trying to figure out how the hell to get home) and the closest no-parking sign I saw was a block away.

Had to wander around to find a MARTA station and take it home, then walk home from there on still-very-icy sidewalks. Also was wearing brand-new shoes that rubbed a huge blister on my right foot. :( To Mr. krista's credit, he then dealt with getting down to where to pay the fine, then to the tow yard, and got the car back. Best Valentine's Day present he could have gotten me.

I can now practice law in Georgia, though, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Were you a barred attorney somewhere else first?

Illinois and Tennessee.

Illinois, Tennessee, and Georgia? Did you just get on I-24 and say "#### it" to Kentucky?

 

[krista4]

Buca di Beppo is overrated and obnoxious.

I had it once about 20 years ago. Awful.

Capitol Grille in Seattle is an excellent place for a business lunch. I just had a lobster/dungeness crab burger and truffle fries.

Oh my god does that sound good.

 

[-fish-]

Not the best day. I was sick most of the night, didn't get a wink of sleep, but had to be at the courthouse by 9 a.m. to get sworn in. I dragged myself down there, not really sure where I was going because no one goes to downtown Atlanta (had not previously been in what they call downtown here), and wonder of wonders found an on-street parking space less than a block away. Yay!

I was sworn in with another person who was dressed to the nines; I was in a sweater and jeans. People get dressed up for this? I felt like a loser, especially because it turned out the other person knew several people in the courtroom who attested to her fitness to practice law in the Great State of Georgia. I was alone and underdressed. Anyway, had to wait through a whole bunch of criminal status stuff and was reminded how much I HATE being in a courtroom. I don't know how you people do it. Finally the judge got to us and for the first time in a swearing in, I got to hear someone lecture about how to use my "faith" as part of my law practice. God bless the South.

When I left to come home I found...nothing. No car. Thought it must have been stolen but no, it turns out that the parking spot was a tow zone despite not having any sign indicating such and despite the fact that the entire block had cars parked on it, including one that was now in the spot where my car had been. I walked all around (mostly trying to figure out how the hell to get home) and the closest no-parking sign I saw was a block away.

Had to wander around to find a MARTA station and take it home, then walk home from there on still-very-icy sidewalks. Also was wearing brand-new shoes that rubbed a huge blister on my right foot. :( To Mr. krista's credit, he then dealt with getting down to where to pay the fine, then to the tow yard, and got the car back. Best Valentine's Day present he could have gotten me.

I can now practice law in Georgia, though, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Were you a barred attorney somewhere else first?

Illinois and Tennessee.

Illinois, Tennessee, and Georgia? Did you just get on I-24 and say "#### it" to Kentucky?

I'm not sure Kentucky has laws.

 

[Henry Ford]

Not the best day. I was sick most of the night, didn't get a wink of sleep, but had to be at the courthouse by 9 a.m. to get sworn in. I dragged myself down there, not really sure where I was going because no one goes to downtown Atlanta (had not previously been in what they call downtown here), and wonder of wonders found an on-street parking space less than a block away. Yay!

I was sworn in with another person who was dressed to the nines; I was in a sweater and jeans. People get dressed up for this? I felt like a loser, especially because it turned out the other person knew several people in the courtroom who attested to her fitness to practice law in the Great State of Georgia. I was alone and underdressed. Anyway, had to wait through a whole bunch of criminal status stuff and was reminded how much I HATE being in a courtroom. I don't know how you people do it. Finally the judge got to us and for the first time in a swearing in, I got to hear someone lecture about how to use my "faith" as part of my law practice. God bless the South.

When I left to come home I found...nothing. No car. Thought it must have been stolen but no, it turns out that the parking spot was a tow zone despite not having any sign indicating such and despite the fact that the entire block had cars parked on it, including one that was now in the spot where my car had been. I walked all around (mostly trying to figure out how the hell to get home) and the closest no-parking sign I saw was a block away.

Had to wander around to find a MARTA station and take it home, then walk home from there on still-very-icy sidewalks. Also was wearing brand-new shoes that rubbed a huge blister on my right foot. :( To Mr. krista's credit, he then dealt with getting down to where to pay the fine, then to the tow yard, and got the car back. Best Valentine's Day present he could have gotten me.

I can now practice law in Georgia, though, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

I hope you yelled out, "Praise Jesus!" when the court granted your petition.

Opportunity missed.

It was also the first time I've heard someone explain at great length that when he says, "I, state your name" we should say our names, not "state your name".

Awesome.

 

[krista4]

Not the best day. I was sick most of the night, didn't get a wink of sleep, but had to be at the courthouse by 9 a.m. to get sworn in. I dragged myself down there, not really sure where I was going because no one goes to downtown Atlanta (had not previously been in what they call downtown here), and wonder of wonders found an on-street parking space less than a block away. Yay!

I was sworn in with another person who was dressed to the nines; I was in a sweater and jeans. People get dressed up for this? I felt like a loser, especially because it turned out the other person knew several people in the courtroom who attested to her fitness to practice law in the Great State of Georgia. I was alone and underdressed. Anyway, had to wait through a whole bunch of criminal status stuff and was reminded how much I HATE being in a courtroom. I don't know how you people do it. Finally the judge got to us and for the first time in a swearing in, I got to hear someone lecture about how to use my "faith" as part of my law practice. God bless the South.

When I left to come home I found...nothing. No car. Thought it must have been stolen but no, it turns out that the parking spot was a tow zone despite not having any sign indicating such and despite the fact that the entire block had cars parked on it, including one that was now in the spot where my car had been. I walked all around (mostly trying to figure out how the hell to get home) and the closest no-parking sign I saw was a block away.

Had to wander around to find a MARTA station and take it home, then walk home from there on still-very-icy sidewalks. Also was wearing brand-new shoes that rubbed a huge blister on my right foot. :( To Mr. krista's credit, he then dealt with getting down to where to pay the fine, then to the tow yard, and got the car back. Best Valentine's Day present he could have gotten me.

I can now practice law in Georgia, though, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Were you a barred attorney somewhere else first?

Illinois and Tennessee.

Illinois, Tennessee, and Georgia? Did you just get on I-24 and say "#### it" to Kentucky?

I also applied for the Washington bar about a month ago in anticipation of our move to Seattle. Nothing like paying a lot of money to a bunch of different states each year. :(

 

[Henry Ford]

Not the best day. I was sick most of the night, didn't get a wink of sleep, but had to be at the courthouse by 9 a.m. to get sworn in. I dragged myself down there, not really sure where I was going because no one goes to downtown Atlanta (had not previously been in what they call downtown here), and wonder of wonders found an on-street parking space less than a block away. Yay!

I was sworn in with another person who was dressed to the nines; I was in a sweater and jeans. People get dressed up for this? I felt like a loser, especially because it turned out the other person knew several people in the courtroom who attested to her fitness to practice law in the Great State of Georgia. I was alone and underdressed. Anyway, had to wait through a whole bunch of criminal status stuff and was reminded how much I HATE being in a courtroom. I don't know how you people do it. Finally the judge got to us and for the first time in a swearing in, I got to hear someone lecture about how to use my "faith" as part of my law practice. God bless the South.

When I left to come home I found...nothing. No car. Thought it must have been stolen but no, it turns out that the parking spot was a tow zone despite not having any sign indicating such and despite the fact that the entire block had cars parked on it, including one that was now in the spot where my car had been. I walked all around (mostly trying to figure out how the hell to get home) and the closest no-parking sign I saw was a block away.

Had to wander around to find a MARTA station and take it home, then walk home from there on still-very-icy sidewalks. Also was wearing brand-new shoes that rubbed a huge blister on my right foot. :( To Mr. krista's credit, he then dealt with getting down to where to pay the fine, then to the tow yard, and got the car back. Best Valentine's Day present he could have gotten me.

I can now practice law in Georgia, though, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Were you a barred attorney somewhere else first?

Illinois and Tennessee.

Illinois, Tennessee, and Georgia? Did you just get on I-24 and say "#### it" to Kentucky?

I'm not sure Kentucky has laws.

Sure they do. Not too long ago, one of them specifically stated that you can't be charged with rape of your wife.

What you mean is, Kentucky doesn't have laws against bestiality.

 

[guru_007]

Was watching the show "Rake" last night. For some reason, this is how I picture -fish-

GM>AOD going on again this year? Now that Shuke's league is filled up, I figured I would ask, as I don't want him thinking we'd be stealing all that prime talent

 

[-fish-]

Not the best day. I was sick most of the night, didn't get a wink of sleep, but had to be at the courthouse by 9 a.m. to get sworn in. I dragged myself down there, not really sure where I was going because no one goes to downtown Atlanta (had not previously been in what they call downtown here), and wonder of wonders found an on-street parking space less than a block away. Yay!

I was sworn in with another person who was dressed to the nines; I was in a sweater and jeans. People get dressed up for this? I felt like a loser, especially because it turned out the other person knew several people in the courtroom who attested to her fitness to practice law in the Great State of Georgia. I was alone and underdressed. Anyway, had to wait through a whole bunch of criminal status stuff and was reminded how much I HATE being in a courtroom. I don't know how you people do it. Finally the judge got to us and for the first time in a swearing in, I got to hear someone lecture about how to use my "faith" as part of my law practice. God bless the South.

When I left to come home I found...nothing. No car. Thought it must have been stolen but no, it turns out that the parking spot was a tow zone despite not having any sign indicating such and despite the fact that the entire block had cars parked on it, including one that was now in the spot where my car had been. I walked all around (mostly trying to figure out how the hell to get home) and the closest no-parking sign I saw was a block away.

Had to wander around to find a MARTA station and take it home, then walk home from there on still-very-icy sidewalks. Also was wearing brand-new shoes that rubbed a huge blister on my right foot. :( To Mr. krista's credit, he then dealt with getting down to where to pay the fine, then to the tow yard, and got the car back. Best Valentine's Day present he could have gotten me.

I can now practice law in Georgia, though, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Were you a barred attorney somewhere else first?

Illinois and Tennessee.

Illinois, Tennessee, and Georgia? Did you just get on I-24 and say "#### it" to Kentucky?

I'm not sure Kentucky has laws.

Sure they do. Not too long ago, one of them specifically stated that you can't be charged with rape of your wife.

What you mean is, Kentucky doesn't have laws against bestiality.

Actually, I think that's Washington.

 

[T Bell]

Not the best day. I was sick most of the night, didn't get a wink of sleep, but had to be at the courthouse by 9 a.m. to get sworn in. I dragged myself down there, not really sure where I was going because no one goes to downtown Atlanta (had not previously been in what they call downtown here), and wonder of wonders found an on-street parking space less than a block away. Yay!

I was sworn in with another person who was dressed to the nines; I was in a sweater and jeans. People get dressed up for this? I felt like a loser, especially because it turned out the other person knew several people in the courtroom who attested to her fitness to practice law in the Great State of Georgia. I was alone and underdressed. Anyway, had to wait through a whole bunch of criminal status stuff and was reminded how much I HATE being in a courtroom. I don't know how you people do it. Finally the judge got to us and for the first time in a swearing in, I got to hear someone lecture about how to use my "faith" as part of my law practice. God bless the South.

When I left to come home I found...nothing. No car. Thought it must have been stolen but no, it turns out that the parking spot was a tow zone despite not having any sign indicating such and despite the fact that the entire block had cars parked on it, including one that was now in the spot where my car had been. I walked all around (mostly trying to figure out how the hell to get home) and the closest no-parking sign I saw was a block away.

Had to wander around to find a MARTA station and take it home, then walk home from there on still-very-icy sidewalks. Also was wearing brand-new shoes that rubbed a huge blister on my right foot. :( To Mr. krista's credit, he then dealt with getting down to where to pay the fine, then to the tow yard, and got the car back. Best Valentine's Day present he could have gotten me.

I can now practice law in Georgia, though, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Were you a barred attorney somewhere else first?

Illinois and Tennessee.

Illinois, Tennessee, and Georgia? Did you just get on I-24 and say "#### it" to Kentucky?

I'm not sure Kentucky has laws.

Sure they do. Not too long ago, one of them specifically stated that you can't be charged with rape of your wife.

What you mean is, Kentucky doesn't have laws against bestiality.

Why can't you be charged with raping fish's wife?

 

[Henry Ford]

Not the best day. I was sick most of the night, didn't get a wink of sleep, but had to be at the courthouse by 9 a.m. to get sworn in. I dragged myself down there, not really sure where I was going because no one goes to downtown Atlanta (had not previously been in what they call downtown here), and wonder of wonders found an on-street parking space less than a block away. Yay!

I was sworn in with another person who was dressed to the nines; I was in a sweater and jeans. People get dressed up for this? I felt like a loser, especially because it turned out the other person knew several people in the courtroom who attested to her fitness to practice law in the Great State of Georgia. I was alone and underdressed. Anyway, had to wait through a whole bunch of criminal status stuff and was reminded how much I HATE being in a courtroom. I don't know how you people do it. Finally the judge got to us and for the first time in a swearing in, I got to hear someone lecture about how to use my "faith" as part of my law practice. God bless the South.

When I left to come home I found...nothing. No car. Thought it must have been stolen but no, it turns out that the parking spot was a tow zone despite not having any sign indicating such and despite the fact that the entire block had cars parked on it, including one that was now in the spot where my car had been. I walked all around (mostly trying to figure out how the hell to get home) and the closest no-parking sign I saw was a block away.

Had to wander around to find a MARTA station and take it home, then walk home from there on still-very-icy sidewalks. Also was wearing brand-new shoes that rubbed a huge blister on my right foot. :( To Mr. krista's credit, he then dealt with getting down to where to pay the fine, then to the tow yard, and got the car back. Best Valentine's Day present he could have gotten me.

I can now practice law in Georgia, though, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Were you a barred attorney somewhere else first?

Illinois and Tennessee.

Illinois, Tennessee, and Georgia? Did you just get on I-24 and say "#### it" to Kentucky?

I'm not sure Kentucky has laws.

Sure they do. Not too long ago, one of them specifically stated that you can't be charged with rape of your wife.

What you mean is, Kentucky doesn't have laws against bestiality.

Why can't you rape fish's wife?

It's a long story.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anybody gonna be around drinking tonight or is everyone going to be busy eating fancy food and doing kinky sex stuff?

0/3

 

[Henry Ford]

Kentucky - where you can't marry a person of the same sex, but you can #### your horse with impunity.

 

[T Bell]

Kentucky - where you can't marry a person of the same sex, but you can #### your horse with impunity.

Some sheep need help over a fence, but #### know how to climb through.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I found Little Joe's Basement to be abrasive and overrated but passable. All-in-all I'd rather eat at Macaroni Grill.

 

[-fish-]

1. huh

*. I hope nobody ever looks at my search history

 

[strykerpks]

Mr. Roboto, arent you from Lombard or something?

Buca Di Beppo any good?

I see the food snobs have already chimed in. It's just fine.

Also I have a customer in Lombard.

Anybody gonna be around drinking tonight or is everyone going to be busy eating fancy food and doing kinky sex stuff?

Taking the wife and kid out for an early dinner at some joint she has a coupon for. We might have some sexy time later.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I went and picked up a suit and got fitted for another at Nordstrom. Got the wife a red velvet cupcake from their cafe (she loves this for some reason) and a red tea latte, which is rooibus tea and apparently the only tea knocked up women should drink or something? I brought my travel coffee mug to pour the tea in so that it stays hot for 8 hours (actually actually true, this mug is the bees' knees). Then a personal pizza from whole foods fresh out of the wood oven (got myself spinach and feta pizza balls). That and a card is my Vday contribution. No gifts in the Jenkins house really.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I could never eat at a Buca Di Beppo, because that would require me actually saying the name. Which is stupid. And obnoxious. And evokes images of a sad clown with herpes.

 

[bentley]

It appears that I may not be alone in waiting until the last minute to hit the florist.

 

[-fish-]

I could never eat at a Buca Di Beppo, because that would require me actually saying the name. Which is stupid. And obnoxious. And evokes images of a sad clown with herpes.

Rule 34

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mr. krista found a place here that purports to have Chicago-style pizza, which he will go pick up for our Valentine's Day dinner (I forgot to get the heart-shaped Lou Malnati's shipped this year).

Our apartment managers left some candies on everyone's doors and I tried to pass them off to Mr. krista as having been from me, but the sticker saying "Happy Valentine's Day from your management company" gave it away.

The above will be the entirety of our celebration of this dumb holiday.

Agree with the insane-because-she's-a-cantaloupe-hater-who's-still-damned-cool chick.

I mean, I get it. But, there is extreme pressure put on people the 14th. Even those who have been together for a while.

 

[T Bell]

1. huh

*. I hope nobody ever looks at my search history

 

[Abraham]

First keystone opening in three...two... One!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This goat and family are a ####

What the Tour de France should be like

When my wife wants me to taste something that she knows I don't like

Yeah

(SFW)

(Somebody explain the last one to Rude)

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I could never eat at a Buca Di Beppo, because that would require me actually saying the name. Which is stupid. And obnoxious. And evokes images of a sad clown with herpes.

Rule 34

Near the top of my google search

http://www.bagnewsnotes.com/files/2013/10/SPalin-Mark-Peterson-Instgram.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

You guys remember my brother's son Lukas who was born at some ridiculously early gestational age in Denver even though they live in Minnesota and so they were stranded out there for three months and he had a scary brain bleed at one point? Well his head size is measuring off the charts and the doctors were worrying that he might have whatever that is that makes your brain too big for your skull or whatever something really scary as a result of that brain bleed. He had an MRI yesterday and the results are back and he's healthy just has a giant melon (he could be the thread mascot, apparently). So whew.

:like:

 

[-fish-]

I could never eat at a Buca Di Beppo, because that would require me actually saying the name. Which is stupid. And obnoxious. And evokes images of a sad clown with herpes.

Rule 34

Near the top of my google search

http://www.bagnewsnotes.com/files/2013/10/SPalin-Mark-Peterson-Instgram.jpg

wasn't aware she had herpes.

 

[Henry Ford]

This goat and family are a ####

What the Tour de France should be like

When my wife wants me to taste something that she knows I don't like

Yeah

(SFW)

(Somebody explain the last one to Rude)

I don't think that's a goat.

 

[Drifter]

You guys remember my brother's son Lukas who was born at some ridiculously early gestational age in Denver even though they live in Minnesota and so they were stranded out there for three months and he had a scary brain bleed at one point? Well his head size is measuring off the charts and the doctors were worrying that he might have whatever that is that makes your brain too big for your skull or whatever something really scary as a result of that brain bleed. He had an MRI yesterday and the results are back and he's healthy just has a giant melon (he could be the thread mascot, apparently). So whew.

They did this with my daughter as well. If their head measures in the 99th percentile, that check is pretty much automatic.

 

[Osaurus]

Not the best day. I was sick most of the night, didn't get a wink of sleep, but had to be at the courthouse by 9 a.m. to get sworn in. I dragged myself down there, not really sure where I was going because no one goes to downtown Atlanta (had not previously been in what they call downtown here), and wonder of wonders found an on-street parking space less than a block away. Yay!

I was sworn in with another person who was dressed to the nines; I was in a sweater and jeans. People get dressed up for this? I felt like a loser, especially because it turned out the other person knew several people in the courtroom who attested to her fitness to practice law in the Great State of Georgia. I was alone and underdressed. Anyway, had to wait through a whole bunch of criminal status stuff and was reminded how much I HATE being in a courtroom. I don't know how you people do it. Finally the judge got to us and for the first time in a swearing in, I got to hear someone lecture about how to use my "faith" as part of my law practice. God bless the South.

When I left to come home I found...nothing. No car. Thought it must have been stolen but no, it turns out that the parking spot was a tow zone despite not having any sign indicating such and despite the fact that the entire block had cars parked on it, including one that was now in the spot where my car had been. I walked all around (mostly trying to figure out how the hell to get home) and the closest no-parking sign I saw was a block away.

Had to wander around to find a MARTA station and take it home, then walk home from there on still-very-icy sidewalks. Also was wearing brand-new shoes that rubbed a huge blister on my right foot. :( To Mr. krista's credit, he then dealt with getting down to where to pay the fine, then to the tow yard, and got the car back. Best Valentine's Day present he could have gotten me.

I can now practice law in Georgia, though, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Were you a barred attorney somewhere else first?

Illinois and Tennessee.

Illinois, Tennessee, and Georgia? Did you just get on I-24 and say "#### it" to Kentucky?

I also applied for the Washington bar about a month ago in anticipation of our move to Seattle. Nothing like paying a lot of money to a bunch of different states each year. :(

Don't forget all that fabulous CLE garbage

 

[Hawks64]

Mr. Roboto, arent you from Lombard or something?

Buca Di Beppo any good?

I see the food snobs have already chimed in. It's just fine.

Also I have a customer in Lombard.

Anybody gonna be around drinking tonight or is everyone going to be busy eating fancy food and doing kinky sex stuff?

Taking the wife and kid out for an early dinner at some joint she has a coupon for. We might have some sexy time later.

You ever visit your customers?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

bored

You should take up Scramble with friends.

I need more games. I'm down to Tanner and the tiny crazy redhead lady from the accounting department.

Tiny crazy redhead?

Tell me more.

 

[Hawks64]

You guys remember my brother's son Lukas who was born at some ridiculously early gestational age in Denver even though they live in Minnesota and so they were stranded out there for three months and he had a scary brain bleed at one point? Well his head size is measuring off the charts and the doctors were worrying that he might have whatever that is that makes your brain too big for your skull or whatever something really scary as a result of that brain bleed. He had an MRI yesterday and the results are back and he's healthy just has a giant melon (he could be the thread mascot, apparently). So whew.

:like:

 

[General Malaise]

Was watching the show "Rake" last night. For some reason, this is how I picture -fish-

GM>AOD going on again this year? Now that Shuke's league is filled up, I figured I would ask, as I don't want him thinking we'd be stealing all that prime talent

Yeah, but we won't get rolling until, you know....baseball is actually close.

 

[strykerpks]

You ever visit your customers?

I used to go there for a morning meeting and lunch once a quarter. Not so much any more.

 

[FDAS]

Anybody gonna be around drinking tonight or is everyone going to be busy eating fancy food and doing kinky sex stuff?

Me, myself and the daughter all have a sinus infection. So the three of us will be coughing up various shades of mucus/snot all night. Pretty Romantic, imo.

 

[Gadzooks]

Anybody gonna be around drinking tonight or is everyone going to be busy eating fancy food and doing kinky sex stuff?

My agenda:

1) Getting drinks with a fellow divorced single guy

2) Looking for girls who are out drinking without a date on Valentines day (hopfully they're young with divorced parents and Daddy issues)

3) Kinky sex stuff with before-mentioned girls

4) Checking this thread and doing a shot whenever "Abe and blogging" is mentioned (it's a fun drinking game I've created)

5) Drawing pics of my private parts and sending to group text

6) Texting actual **** pics to Tanner

7) Scream vomit

8) Freeze pops and then bed