GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm sure that it's beneath a real chef but I love this knife. AngryWife has bought two sets since we had these, but I've insisted that this knife always comes along with it.

Mine. The ******* tried to cut my finger off on Thanksgiving eve.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Can't wait for SpoonChat

You wanna spoon?

 

[Abraham]

My entry: convinced my boss to let me hire some sales people. Interviews start tomorrow.

I thought they couldn't support the sales you were making. How are they going to support more?

As strange as it sounds, the only way I think I can shake the technical team to get its act together is to so completely overwhelm then that they have to get the work done. Right now the mode is to put things off until the absolute last minute and then rush to get it done in the nick of time. We will see if I'm right. During my talk to my boss I told him he could keep paying me to work two hours a day and surf the internet and he'd have the exact same company next hear as he does now or he could let me build a team, everyone could work extra hard , and his company might take off in the right direction.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Speaking of #####, Tanner was in my dream last night. For some reason we were staying at the same hotel and met up for drinks in the hotel bar. A large female bartender kept calling him her "Little Lamb Chop" and he hated it and specifically asked me not to mention it in this thread, That was pretty much it.

Staying at the hotel represents your desire to live in a world other than your own for a while. Maybe there's something your escaping, or maybe there's something you want to try. The large female bartender doesn't seem interested in you, and you don't seem interested in here, even though its your own dream, and you could have imagined anyone you wanted. She seems interested in tanner, and was flirting with him, and you enjoyed making jokes about the flirting more than being the one flirting with a bartender yourself. That's because you place an inordinately high value on having stories to tell, and you want to bang an old man. But it fills you with shame, which is why, in your dream, its his secret, not yours, and you had to invent an unattractive female to do your flirting for you. You're like two steps away from naming your other personalities and giving them different voices.

80% of alternate personalities acquire genital warts from old men in bars

 

[shuke]

Can't wait for SpoonChat

This thread sucks this week.

 

[bentley]

Up at 330 to catch a flight to Austin for a day trip. Back in my bed in ny again by 1am.

In the meantime newborn never sleeps.

Misery in house

Oof

Bright side equal sleep on plane

I know a couple guys from your Austin branch. Just walk around telling everyone that your friend from the Internet says hello and you'll be sure to catch them. Plus you could use the steps.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I haven't been to the eye doctor in about 25 years but I woke up this morning with my left eye pretty much swollen shut. Driving should be fun.

They just had me cover each eye to read the chart and my vision is clearer with the swollen eye.

 

[Abraham]

 

[Limp Ditka]

Can't wait for SpoonChat

You wanna spoon?

Dibs on homer.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I almost chopped a finger off twice using cosknife. Super sharp.

Huh. I've cut approximately eleventy billion lemons and limes in my time behind the bar and the only time I've sliced a digit was when the knife was dull. I'll take a razor sharp blade every time.

once happened while trying to dice up an onion. almost lost a thumb.

second one happened while trying to wash it. I guess I was used to dull knives so was running the sponge along the blade side. it destroyed the sponge with ease and sliced my finger too.

 

[Limp Ditka]

As Bentley alluded to, my knife mishap was wine related.

:hic:

Also put my finger over a mandolin this year around new years. Might have been the worst pain I've ever experienced. And that thing bled like a stuck pig for about 2 days. 3+ months later, I can still feel it when I'm finger picking the guitar.

That one wasn't wine related, just stupid related.

 

[Stoneys]

So in the past 2 weeks, my wife and I have buzzed through the first 3 seasons of Breaking Bad and just finished S4.E5 "Shotgun" last night. I can't remember if this was ever brought up before, but did anyone care for the Skyler and Marie characters? The Walter, Jesse, Hank, Gus, Mike and Saul are great, I just can't stand Skyler and Marie.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

So in the past 2 weeks, my wife and I have buzzed through the first 3 seasons of Breaking Bad and just finished S4.E5 "Shotgun" last night. I can't remember if this was ever brought up before, but did anyone care for the Skyler and Marie characters? The Walter, Jesse, Hank, Gus, Mike and Saul are great, I just can't stand Skyler and Marie.

50% of the Breaking Bad thread is people #####ing about Skylar and Walt Jr.

Marie doesn't get nearly as much hate.

 

[Stoneys]

So in the past 2 weeks, my wife and I have buzzed through the first 3 seasons of Breaking Bad and just finished S4.E5 "Shotgun" last night. I can't remember if this was ever brought up before, but did anyone care for the Skyler and Marie characters? The Walter, Jesse, Hank, Gus, Mike and Saul are great, I just can't stand Skyler and Marie.

50% of the Breaking Bad thread is people #####ing about Skylar and Walt Jr.

Marie doesn't get nearly as much hate.

Walt Jr, doesn't annoy me as much as Skyler and Marie.

 

[heckmanm]

As Bentley alluded to, my knife mishap was wine related.

:hic:

Also put my finger over a mandolin this year around new years. Might have been the worst pain I've ever experienced. And that thing bled like a stuck pig for about 2 days. 3+ months later, I can still feel it when I'm finger picking the guitar.

That one wasn't wine related, just stupid related.

euphemism?

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[Stoneys]

Ok... Might as well give something back to this thread for once instead of just posting dreck.

as part of my birthday celebration with friends, I'm having friends over and cooking for them before we go out and paint the town red

In that spirit, if anyone wants to PM your number (or text if you already have mine), I'll send your choice of a pic of FWB's boobs or crazy in sexy panties

too late for this?

 

[Henry Ford]

http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/736x/3c/02/ec/3c02ec7c3f69724c1161684cfdcf8c78.jpg

 

[Limp Ditka]

http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/736x/3c/02/ec/3c02ec7c3f69724c1161684cfdcf8c78.jpg

 

[Henry Ford]

http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/736x/3c/02/ec/3c02ec7c3f69724c1161684cfdcf8c78.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/95nE5CH.jpg

 

[Henry Ford]

I've been at work for three hours and just realized I forgot to shave this morning.

I may need to start sleeping more.

 

[Gadzooks]

Speaking of #####, Tanner was in my dream last night. For some reason we were staying at the same hotel and met up for drinks in the hotel bar. A large female bartender kept calling him her "Little Lamb Chop" and he hated it and specifically asked me not to mention it in this thread, That was pretty much it.

Staying at the hotel represents your desire to live in a world other than your own for a while. Maybe there's something your escaping, or maybe there's something you want to try. The large female bartender doesn't seem interested in you, and you don't seem interested in here, even though its your own dream, and you could have imagined anyone you wanted. She seems interested in tanner, and was flirting with him, and you enjoyed making jokes about the flirting more than being the one flirting with a bartender yourself. That's because you place an inordinately high value on having stories to tell, and you want to bang an old man. But it fills you with shame, which is why, in your dream, its his secret, not yours, and you had to invent an unattractive female to do your flirting for you. You're like two steps away from naming your other personalities and giving them different voices.

There's at least 10 older guys I'd bang before Tanner.

 

[Abraham]

Mandolins are the devil.

 

[YSR]

I've been having some dreams lately. I blame pregnancy hormones. Some of them have been downright unnerving.

 

[Joe T]

So in the past 2 weeks, my wife and I have buzzed through the first 3 seasons of Breaking Bad and just finished S4.E5 "Shotgun" last night. I can't remember if this was ever brought up before, but did anyone care for the Skyler and Marie characters? The Walter, Jesse, Hank, Gus, Mike and Saul are great, I just can't stand Skyler and Marie.

50% of the Breaking Bad thread is people #####ing about Skylar and Walt Jr.

Marie doesn't get nearly as much hate.

Walt Jr, doesn't annoy me as much as Skyler and Marie.

Marie is the worst. Skyler is so ####### close though.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

infected sty. Thankfully he gave me oral

antibiotics and not drops. I have a hard time putting things in

my eye. Can't imagine trying contacts.

 

[Henry Ford]

infected sty. Thankfully he gave me oral

antibiotics and not drops. I have a hard time putting things in

my eye. Can't imagine trying contacts.

The line breaks in this post are fantastic.

 

[bentley]

infected sty. Thankfully he gave me oral

antibiotics and not drops. I have a hard time putting things in

my eye. Can't imagine trying contacts.

The line breaks in this post are fantastic.

Reads like some kind of doge porn.

 

[Henry Ford]

infected sty. Thankfully he gave me oral

antibiotics and not drops. I have a hard time putting things in

my eye. Can't imagine trying contacts.

The line breaks in this post are fantastic.

Reads like some kind of doge porn.

http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1388700515378887088.jpg

 

[bostonfred]

infected sty. Thankfully he gave me oral

antibiotics and not drops. I have a hard time putting things in

my eye. Can't imagine trying contacts.

The line breaks in this post are fantastic.

Reads like some kind of doge porn.

http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1388700515378887088.jpg

I like that they used a sexier doge picture for this.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I haven't been to the eye doctor in about 25 years but I woke up this morning with my left eye pretty much swollen shut. Driving should be fun.

They just had me cover each eye to read the chart and my vision is clearer with the swollen eye.

Congrats on discovering your superpower!

 

[shuke]

I just went off on some chick on a conference call. I feel like I should call her and apologize but I am so tired of her not giving a #### and expecting other people to do her job.

 

[shuke]

infected sty. Thankfully he gave me oral

antibiotics and not drops. I have a hard time putting things in

my eye. Can't imagine trying contacts.

The line breaks in this post are fantastic.

Reads like some kind of doge porn.

http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1388700515378887088.jpg

I like that they used a sexier doge picture for this.

You find that "sexier" in what way?

 

[bostonfred]

infected sty. Thankfully he gave me oral

antibiotics and not drops. I have a hard time putting things in

my eye. Can't imagine trying contacts.

The line breaks in this post are fantastic.

Reads like some kind of doge porn.

http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1388700515378887088.jpg

I like that they used a sexier doge picture for this.

You find that "sexier" in what way?

That head tilt, the closeup of the eyes, but not zoomed all the way out so you can see the goodies, with just a hint of naked shoulder. I mean I'm not into doge, but if I were, that would probably do it for me.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Isn't Abe the guy that told someone else to suck it up and just work harder at a startup because hiring extra people would inevitably lead to the company failing?

IIRC, the situation was almost exactly the same only the other person wanted more guys on the production side because orders were backed up?

 

[Henry Ford]

Isn't Abe the guy that told someone else to suck it up and just work harder at a startup because hiring extra people would inevitably lead to the company failing?

IIRC, the situation was almost exactly the same only the other person wanted more guys on the production side because orders were backed up?

I believe he recommended that the guy make it so bad that it's obvious they need more help.

 

[bostonfred]

Speaking of #####, Tanner was in my dream last night. For some reason we were staying at the same hotel and met up for drinks in the hotel bar. A large female bartender kept calling him her "Little Lamb Chop" and he hated it and specifically asked me not to mention it in this thread, That was pretty much it.

Staying at the hotel represents your desire to live in a world other than your own for a while. Maybe there's something your escaping, or maybe there's something you want to try. The large female bartender doesn't seem interested in you, and you don't seem interested in here, even though its your own dream, and you could have imagined anyone you wanted. She seems interested in tanner, and was flirting with him, and you enjoyed making jokes about the flirting more than being the one flirting with a bartender yourself. That's because you place an inordinately high value on having stories to tell, and you want to bang an old man. But it fills you with shame, which is why, in your dream, its his secret, not yours, and you had to invent an unattractive female to do your flirting for you. You're like two steps away from naming your other personalities and giving them different voices.

There's at least 10 older guys I'd bang before Tanner.

I'm going to need this list.

I've been having some dreams lately. I blame pregnancy hormones. Some of them have been downright unnerving.

Go on...

 

[Annyong]

I just went off on some chick on a conference call. I feel like I should call her and apologize but I am so tired of her not giving a #### and expecting other people to do her job.

You should only apologize if she's hot.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

It's pretty gay for grown men to sit Indian style, right? Especially in public?

I think they call that criss cross applesauce bro

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've been having some dreams lately. I blame pregnancy hormones. Some of them have been downright unnerving.

Was I there?

 

[bostonfred]

I've been having some dreams lately. I blame pregnancy hormones. Some of them have been downright unnerving.

Was I there?

No offense man but I hope not. I'm rooting for some weird bisexual dream where she's getting slapped in the face by a wall of boobies - all different kinds, too, big boobies little boobies giant aereolae and tiny pink erasers and puffy ones that look like they're about to burst and some are tanned and others have tan lines and some are that color that only tan blonde girls have so anyways she realizes she likes it so much she lies down on them but then they turn into velcro and then she eats a baby that looks like hers but it isn't so it's ok and she puts mayo on it from a bottle shaped like a penis and she's squeezing it but it won't come out so she has to shake it and shake it and finally she starts hitting the bottom because nothing's coming out and them romo wakes her up screaming at her.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WA-LA

 

[General Malaise]

Ok... Might as well give something back to this thread for once instead of just posting dreck.

as part of my birthday celebration with friends, I'm having friends over and cooking for them before we go out and paint the town red

In that spirit, if anyone wants to PM your number (or text if you already have mine), I'll send your choice of a pic of FWB's boobs or crazy in sexy panties

HI!

 

[shuke]

Note to self. Do not eat the following in a 48 hour period:

White Castle sliders and onion chips.

French onion soup.

Fried eggs.

Brussels sprouts.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Redmond Longhorn cannot make potential cornhole tomorrow due to coaching 3rd-4th grade girls lacrosse. I feel like he's not making that up, despite its sounding quite made up.

I sent a message to 'ninja regardless of prior head-bashing incident.

Quidditch?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Note to self. Do not eat the following in a 48 hour period:

White Castle sliders and onion chips.

French onion soup.

Fried eggs.

Brussels sprouts.

French onion soup makes me fart like a rhino.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've been having some dreams lately. I blame pregnancy hormones. Some of them have been downright unnerving.

Was I there?

No offense man but I hope not. I'm rooting for some weird bisexual dream where she's getting slapped in the face by a wall of boobies - all different kinds, too, big boobies little boobies giant aereolae and tiny pink erasers and puffy ones that look like they're about to burst and some are tanned and others have tan lines and some are that color that only tan blonde girls have so anyways she realizes she likes it so much she lies down on them but then they turn into velcro and then she eats a baby that looks like hers but it isn't so it's ok and she puts mayo on it from a bottle shaped like a penis and she's squeezing it but it won't come out so she has to shake it and shake it and finally she starts hitting the bottom because nothing's coming out and them romo wakes her up screaming at her.

:golfclap:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Note to self. Do not eat the following in a 48 hour period:

White Castle sliders and onion chips

Could have stopped right there, GB.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So been craving some White Castle

Actually everything on shuke's list seems appealing. I think I know what I'm doing this weekend.

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah, there's no shame at all in teh Wusthof classic. They're on the amazon.

That's the knife of choice for Italian nanny-wife.