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Seattle is an interesting place. Ended up BSing with rather attractive burlesque dancer at hotel bar. Openly handed me a joint as a "thank you" for sitting down and chatting her up for an hour.

Initial reaction was WTF?! Then recalled that Washington is free of draconian weed laws and that was no more illegal than her handing me a toothpick. Pretty cool.

Solid seafood and cool people.

Currently downshifting from double jack and cokes to singles. Stupid tradeshow.

 
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The kristas claimed they were too drunk to cornhole. My record remains intact. Boozing hard with femf
Yeah, about to pass out...I hope. We've had a strenuous week, for us. OMG though we ended at this place tonight and I don't think I've ever been anywhere better and I don't even like beer (they did have wine). Figure for my first roverfish meeting I should be more with it. Once we're better settled in a couple of weeks I will endeavor to put together a cornhole.

 
The kristas claimed they were too drunk to cornhole. My record remains intact. Boozing hard with femf
Yeah, about to pass out...I hope. We've had a strenuous week, for us. OMG though we ended at this place tonight and I don't think I've ever been anywhere better and I don't even like beer (they did have wine). Figure for my first roverfish meeting I should be more with it. Once we're better settled in a couple of weeks I will endeavor to put together a cornhole.
It took two drinks to explain this post to femf.

 
The kristas claimed they were too drunk to cornhole. My record remains intact. Boozing hard with femf
Yeah, about to pass out...I hope. We've had a strenuous week, for us. OMG though we ended at this place tonight and I don't think I've ever been anywhere better and I don't even like beer (they did have wine). Figure for my first roverfish meeting I should be more with it. Once we're better settled in a couple of weeks I will endeavor to put together a cornhole.
It took two drinks to explain this post to femf.
It took me two posts to realize that femf wasn't a typo.

 
Baby Leeroy has a strong kick.
Laces out, dad.
I didn't think I was going to be able to feel him at this point because apparently the placenta is on the anterior, so there is extra cushion. But man did I feel that little guy last night and this morning several times. Pretty amazing. I know most of you already have experienced this, so I will try not to inundate the thread.

 
Nothing makes me feel like a big man like bribing teachers.
That's pretty much how we've kept JR in the good graces of the preschool. I think half the toys in the place are donated from our house and AngryWife leads and contributes to every charitable project.
Dylan has been so freaking easy, there has never been a reason to do such things considering he gets really good grades and all. He just keep pushing his luck though and as Cal correctly pointed out, he likes being the center of attention. So his teacher has been really hard on him lately sending notes home. I of course try to tell him he shouldn't act goofy at school :sternlook:. Last week he brought a note home that said "he stuck a sticker on his forehead and was acting like a cyclops disrupting the class". :lmao: :lmao: Even Mrs. SLB was like oh some on!! He's six!!

 
Nothing makes me feel like a big man like bribing teachers.
That's pretty much how we've kept JR in the good graces of the preschool. I think half the toys in the place are donated from our house and AngryWife leads and contributes to every charitable project.
Dylan has been so freaking easy, there has never been a reason to do such things considering he gets really good grades and all. He just keep pushing his luck though and as Cal correctly pointed out, he likes being the center of attention. So his teacher has been really hard on him lately sending notes home. I of course try to tell him he shouldn't act goofy at school :sternlook:. Last week he brought a note home that said "he stuck a sticker on his forehead and was acting like a cyclops disrupting the class". :lmao: :lmao: Even Mrs. SLB was like oh some on!! He's six!!
:lmao:

 
I found this CD yesterday on my walk. Completely unscratched. I would love to know the story on how it ended up on the side of the road.

I was hoping it was 50's & 60's music. :kicksrock:

 
Nothing makes me feel like a big man like bribing teachers.
That's pretty much how we've kept JR in the good graces of the preschool. I think half the toys in the place are donated from our house and AngryWife leads and contributes to every charitable project.
Dylan has been so freaking easy, there has never been a reason to do such things considering he gets really good grades and all. He just keep pushing his luck though and as Cal correctly pointed out, he likes being the center of attention. So his teacher has been really hard on him lately sending notes home. I of course try to tell him he shouldn't act goofy at school :sternlook:. Last week he brought a note home that said "he stuck a sticker on his forehead and was acting like a cyclops disrupting the class". :lmao: :lmao: Even Mrs. SLB was like oh some on!! He's six!!
:lmao:
Donate 9 dozen glue sticks and the tone quickly changes. I think these teachers are up to something with these glue sticks.

 
I found this CD yesterday on my walk. Completely unscratched. I would love to know the story on how it ended up on the side of the road.
Because it's crap. HTH.
I found this CD yesterday on my walk. Completely unscratched. I would love to know the story on how it ended up on the side of the road.

I was hoping it was 50's & 60's music. :kicksrock:
Being tied to a chair and forced to listen to that CD would make me want to kill myself.
:lmao: :lmao:

I put it in the drive expecting to hear jazz or something. Pretty disappointed. I should have Lougled it first.

 
Mrs. SLB dropped the boys off at my parents for the night and the she's going to heroin boys wake. I figured I would get primed up a little bit waiting for her to come back. We're supposed to meet up with some GB's later. Cat shirt, is on. This could be bad.

ETA

While making personal, nonsensical, borderline insane, response to FB posts.

YSR makes me laugh. Thanks for getting it GB. :lmao: :thumbup:

 
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3rd grade girls ball finals!.. we already won the league sportsmanship award... going for the double double...

it's the worst

 
Nothing makes me feel like a big man like bribing teachers.
That's pretty much how we've kept JR in the good graces of the preschool. I think half the toys in the place are donated from our house and AngryWife leads and contributes to every charitable project.
Dylan has been so freaking easy, there has never been a reason to do such things considering he gets really good grades and all. He just keep pushing his luck though and as Cal correctly pointed out, he likes being the center of attention. So his teacher has been really hard on him lately sending notes home. I of course try to tell him he shouldn't act goofy at school :sternlook:. Last week he brought a note home that said "he stuck a sticker on his forehead and was acting like a cyclops disrupting the class". :lmao: :lmao: Even Mrs. SLB was like oh some on!! He's six!!
:lmao:

 

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