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[Officer Pete Malloy]

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Spoiler

One is a member of Judaism the other is an Italian food

 

[krista4]

I got a pizza oven for like $24.99 at Target.

E-Z Bake?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Guys, I'm trying NOT to drink til 6am!

Jeez, how about a little emotional support, jerkasses!?!?!?

honest mistake, gbhjs

 

[kevzilla]

Ovenchat!

My old man had a BGE delivered yesterday. Pretty pumped to get a meal out of that bad boy on Sunday.

 

[T Bell]

Guy with 3 month out of office message announced that from now on he's only working 10-4. He also won't do any client development because he's "an attorney, not a salesman."

And yet you are the one concerned that you might be losing your job?

Ask him for his list of contacts.

 

[T Bell]

ANNOUNCE:

Pizza oven purchase postponed to 2015. Adjust your Seattle visits accordingly.

In a rare fit of fiscal conservatism, I thought it might be better to wait until we have been in this house a while and are sure we are staying.

Well yeah. Plus with global warming and rising sea levels you might want to relocate east of the Cascades. Can't be too careful nowadays.

 

[T Bell]

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Spoiler

One is a member of Judaism the other is an Italian food

A pizza won't insult MoP when he can't guess its size.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

ANNOUNCE:

Pizza oven purchase postponed to 2015. Adjust your Seattle visits accordingly.

In a rare fit of fiscal conservatism, I thought it might be better to wait until we have been in this house a while and are sure we are staying.

I was going to estimate that at the price, the oven actually would cost $1250 per month of use, but I was being generous and giving you 8 months of residence.

 

[Frostillicus]

I was way off it was $24.99. It's the Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven. You should check it out. If link it but either me, this phone, or this board is stupid. Could be more than one.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Spoiler

One is a member of Judaism the other is an Italian food

A pizza won't insult MoP when he can't guess its size.

The pizza also wouldn't control the world's banking system.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I was way off it was $24.99. It's the Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven. You should check it out. If link it but either me, this phone, or this board is stupid. Could be more than one.

Don't get down on yourself, man. Your phone is not stupid.

 

[Frostillicus]

I was way off it was $24.99. It's the Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven. You should check it out. If link it but either me, this phone, or this board is stupid. Could be more than one.

Don't get down on yourself, man. Your phone is not stupid.

I'm drunk and smoking a cigar while staring at the ocean.

 

[krista4]

ANNOUNCE:

Pizza oven purchase postponed to 2015. Adjust your Seattle visits accordingly.

In a rare fit of fiscal conservatism, I thought it might be better to wait until we have been in this house a while and are sure we are staying.

I was going to estimate that at the price, the oven actually would cost $1250 per month of use, but I was being generous and giving you 8 months of residence.

It wasn't going to be finished until June, so you were really being generous.

I was way off it was $24.99. It's the Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven. You should check it out. If link it but either me, this phone, or this board is stupid. Could be more than one.

No.

 

[Tiger Fan]

vasectomy tomorrow. pray for my nuts. hopefully it will be a Valium induced GMTAN afternoon

 

[Abraham]

vasectomy tomorrow. pray for my nuts. hopefully it will be a Valium induced GMTAN afternoon

"Sorry two bits. Won't be needing you anymore..."

 

[T Bell]

vasectomy tomorrow. pray for my nuts. hopefully it will be a Valium induced GMTAN afternoon

 

[kevzilla]

vasectomy tomorrow. pray for my nuts. hopefully it will be a Valium induced GMTAN afternoon

"Sorry two bits. Won't be needing you anymore..."

You do get to keep them, you know.

 

[T Bell]

vasectomy tomorrow. pray for my nuts. hopefully it will be a Valium induced GMTAN afternoon

Seriously, listen to this to completion. May be the most perfect song for this use ever. I'm cracking myself up.

 

[T Bell]

vasectomy tomorrow. pray for my nuts. hopefully it will be a Valium induced GMTAN afternoon

"Sorry two bits. Won't be needing you anymore..."

You do get to keep them, you know.

What if you're not into wearing jewelry?

 

[Abraham]

vasectomy tomorrow. pray for my nuts. hopefully it will be a Valium induced GMTAN afternoon

"Sorry two bits. Won't be needing you anymore..."

You do get to keep them, you know.

Sell on Craig's FTw.

 

[T Bell]

vasectomy tomorrow. pray for my nuts. hopefully it will be a Valium induced GMTAN afternoon

"Sorry two bits. Won't be needing you anymore..."

You do get to keep them, you know.

Sell on Craig's FTw.

It happened.

 

[kevzilla]

vasectomy tomorrow. pray for my nuts. hopefully it will be a Valium induced GMTAN afternoon

"Sorry two bits. Won't be needing you anymore..."

You do get to keep them, you know.

What if you're not into wearing jewelry?

vasectomy tomorrow. pray for my nuts. hopefully it will be a Valium induced GMTAN afternoon

"Sorry two bits. Won't be needing you anymore..."

You do get to keep them, you know.

Sell on Craig's FTw.

There's a vas deferens between these responses,

 

[T Bell]

There's a vas deferens between these responses,

Meh, they both belong in the same sack.

 

[Abraham]

Not Habing much Craigslist luck today myself. Probably for the better.

 

[Abraham]

There's a vas deferens between these responses,

Meh, they both belong in the same sack.

Eye c wut u dit there.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Not Habing much Craigslist luck today myself. Probably for the better.

What do the Canadians have to do with this?

 

[mr roboto]

Not Habing much Craigslist luck today myself. Probably for the better.

It's back!!!

 

[Abraham]

Not Habing much Craigslist luck today myself. Probably for the better.

It's back!!!

My 11" air and an iphone 5 apparently aren't enough to acquire a newer air or retina pro.

 

[krista4]

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

 

[Abraham]

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

Who buys a 300# washer?

 

[mr roboto]

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

By all means, post about it and don't offer to help.

 

[Frostillicus]

Listening to Ke$ha too

 

[Abraham]

Listening to Ke$ha too

Love her.

 

[belljr]

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

take the clothes out..hth

 

[kevzilla]

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

Hernias can often be repaired on an outpatient basis these days

 

[Frostillicus]

The Big Dipper is upside down here. That #### is ####ed up.

 

[Abraham]

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

take the clothes out..hth

Water too.

 

[krista4]

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

Who buys a 300# washer?

It's unitized W/D. I actually got the lightest one I could find; they went up to 325#.

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

By all means, post about it and don't offer to help.

Where did you get the idea I hadn't?

 

[T Bell]

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

Who buys a 300# washer?

I don't really care about her weight if she does a good job.

 

[Abraham]

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

Who buys a 300# washer?

I don't really care about her weight if she does a good job.

In 24 hours when you are testicleless you will care even less. Good job by you!

 

[Tiger Fan]

You decided against teh $10k oven....spend $1k on movers

 

[T Bell]

I think we're overdue for a Tanner age joke:

How do you make Tanner yell "F * C K"?

Spoiler

Yell, "Bingo!"

 

[T Bell]

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

Who buys a 300# washer?

I don't really care about her weight if she does a good job.

In 24 hours when you are testicleless you will care even less. Good job by you!

You got the wrong guy. It's TF who's getting his wings clipped in what I hope is a procedure entirely unrelated to shuke's visit.

 

[Abraham]

I think we're overdue for a Tanner age joke:

How do you make Tanner yell "F * C K"?

Spoiler

"the British are coming!"

Fixed.

 

[krista4]

You decided against teh $10k oven....spend $1k on movers

Hi, I'm Krista. Have you ever gotten the impression I would not hire out for manual labor whenever possible? Long story involving three attempts and ####-ups by Home Depot and then a last-minute "if you can get it to the third floor tonight we'll install it tomorrow", not that I believe they will, the mother####ers.

 

[bentley]

You decided against teh $10k oven....spend $1k on movers

Hi, I'm Krista. Have you ever gotten the impression I would not hire out for manual labor whenever possible? Long story involving three attempts and ####-ups by Home Depot and then a last-minute "if you can get it to the third floor tonight we'll install it tomorrow", not that I believe they will, the mother####ers.

Foul mouthed K4 is so hot.

 

[Rustoleum]

vasectomy tomorrow. pray for my nuts. hopefully it will be a Valium induced GMTAN afternoon

Good thing you have plenty of ice on hand.

Better Shuke airport shtick:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/120209174@N07/13118894303/

(Now imagine it's black).

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ovenchat!

My old man had a BGE delivered yesterday. Pretty pumped to get a meal out of that bad boy on Sunday.

The piles of snow just recently melted off of mine.

 

[proninja]

I love not having had a car payment for a long time but I'd pretty much be a fool not to unload this thing now, right?

ETA: I also love driving an old truck where I don't give a crap about dings and such. That guy in the BMW who won't let me merge like a zipper? I just go anyway. Hit me. I have no ####s to give.

I have nothing to back this up, but it seems like repairs are almost always cheaper than car payments. And you don't have to do them all that often!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

At this very moment, Mr. krista and a friend are trying to move our 300-lb washer/dryer from the garage to the third floor. TPW appreciated.

Fly me in and I'll put it in my pocket and walk upstairs.