GM, is there something going on in Portland the weekend of July 18? I'm having a hell of a time finding a place to stay.
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Big weekend in the Rose City....take your pick for the culprit:
- Scotish Highland Games. Come watch 300 Disco Stu's in kilts get blindly drunk and throw logs (no euphemism)
- Robin Hood Festival. Wanna make fantasy baseball look cool? Come to the Robin Hood Festival where the largest collection of virgins and wizards converge to drink Meade and joust with paper towel roll holders.
- Sand in the City. What exactly are 23 year olds doing with $200,000 art degrees? They are converting 400 tons of sand in downtown Portland into replicas of cars they can't afford and ironical sculptures of hated politicians they know nothing about. This event is Free!
- The Dog Show. Stumptown Clusters presents a dog show devoted to specialty breeds and dogs with missing limbs. Hosted by Fred Willard this year's show is sure to be a howl.
- Jazz Festival. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
There is also a Pirate and Gypsy festival but that seems mundane.