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[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pollution

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Mystery solved

Oh yeah

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

45 minutes without a post. What the hell happened to the Delta I used to know?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

anyone else taking off thursday and friday afternoons to watch games

Duh. Well technically I'm working from home, but home is the bar and working will just be looking at my email once every couple hours.

Ambitious

Also, which bar?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Link to bracket pool for anyone interested. $10. Password is buggsy

I just sent money. was that someone else's paypal?

they may be slightly confused.

Yes. My brothers.

does he drink a lot?

Yes

$10 sent

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know what the FFA needs? Another bracket thread. I should start one. What should it be about?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would like to lose a few pounds but don't want to get too dietey. Any tips?

Breakfast: I prefer Greek Yogurt personally but since you are just starting this regime, Eggs, bacon or/& sausage. Eat as much as you want but no bread.

Lunch: Spinach salad, low fat dressing.

Dinner: Vodka or whiskey, no mixers, beer or soda all day for that matter.

Repeat.

The pounds will fall off. It helps if you exercise. GLGB

 

[St. Louis Bob]

i think i want to live in Oregon. Can I make a living making odd things out of wood?

You'll be a dietey up here.

i think i want to live in Oregon. Can I make a living making odd things out of wood?

You'll be a dietey up here.

GB your spelling. Had to go to the vet with my mom and her (read as "my") 14 year old Black Lab to have her (not my mom) put to sleep today. It was the right decision, she'd been declining for awhile and it was time to do it before she truly suffered, but I've been blue all day. Plus, my mom has been wearing herself out helping her up and down steps and cleaning up the increasingly frequent accidents.

Now I'm sitting here sipping bourbon and sharing your atrocious spelling with my two idiot Dachshunds to keep from worrying about my mom sleeping in an empty house for the first time in 12 years (she sort of inherited the dog from me when I got married and our apartment just wouldn't work for a big dog).

Keep up the good werk.

Sorry GB. :(

 

[Homer J Simpson]

45 minutes without a post. What the hell happened to the Delta I used to know?

Give us time to wake up and get our day started. Geez!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Parental bragging moment - my 16-year-old son just found out he's been selected for a State Department-backed scholarship to study Arabic in Morocco for two months this summer. It's through something called the National Security Language Initiative, which the government created to get more Americans speaking 7 key languages - Arabic, Chinese, Russian, Korean, Turkish, Hindi, and Persian.

The program materials aren't clear about whether they begin recruiting him as a spy now, or if they wait until college.

Pretty cool GB.

 

[Henry Ford]

All of the Seattle folks okay, what with the exploding helicopter and all?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Parental bragging moment - my 16-year-old son just found out he's been selected for a State Department-backed scholarship to study Arabic in Morocco for two months this summer. It's through something called the National Security Language Initiative, which the government created to get more Americans speaking 7 key languages - Arabic, Chinese, Russian, Korean, Turkish, Hindi, and Persian.

The program materials aren't clear about whether they begin recruiting him as a spy now, or if they wait until college.

My 7 year old talks in some made up language to my neighbor's dog. Also started referring to himself as "Fart King". Maybe I should start looking into this National Security Language Initiative thingy for him.

Seconds after my alarm went off this morning, Cal was in my room. "Dad, I think Dylan is going through a butt phase". Still half asleep I ask him what he's talking about. "All he likes to do is fart on people."

Our boys are going to get along just fine.

 

[mr roboto]

My 5 year old daughter guessed the state abbreviations for about 75% of the states I quizzed her on. She's never been taught those (IL, MN, AZ etc). She's gonna be a great postmaster general or Amazon warehouse manager.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

45 minutes without a post. What the hell happened to the Delta I used to know?

Give us time to wake up and get our day started. Geez!

I walked 8 miles, made crock pot chicken, took a shower, shaved, got dressed and was leaving for work in 2:20 flat this morning.

That's a new personal best.

Probably.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know what the FFA needs? Another bracket thread. I should start one. What should it be about?

Any ideas?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You know what the FFA needs? Another bracket thread. I should start one. What should it be about?

Any ideas?

Brackets.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

You know what the FFA needs? Another bracket thread. I should start one. What should it be about?

Any ideas?

Cats

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So cat brackets?

 

[strykerpks]

I would like to lose a few pounds but don't want to get too dietey. Any tips?

Breakfast: I prefer Greek Yogurt personally but since you are just starting this regime, Eggs, bacon or/& sausage. Eat as much as you want but no bread.

Lunch: Spinach salad, low fat dressing.

Dinner: Vodka or whiskey, no mixers, beer or soda all day for that matter.

Repeat.

The pounds will fall off. It helps if you exercise. GLGB

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know what the FFA needs? Another bracket thread. I should start one. What should it be about?

Any ideas?

2014 Bracket For Things That Have Happened In 2014

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would like to lose a few pounds but don't want to get too dietey. Any tips?

Breakfast: I prefer Greek Yogurt personally but since you are just starting this regime, Eggs, bacon or/& sausage. Eat as much as you want but no bread.

Lunch: Spinach salad, low fat dressing.

Dinner: Vodka or whiskey, no mixers, beer or soda all day for that matter.

Repeat.

The pounds will fall off. It helps if you exercise. GLGB

No more of my crappy advice for any of you. <_<

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone know anything about office supplies? I need some advice.

 

[FDAS]

Anyone know anything about office supplies? I need some advice.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Anyone know anything about office supplies? I need some advice.

Office Max roxx

 

[Annyong]

Anyone know anything about office supplies? I need some advice.

Yeah just go to Office Max or Depot or one of those giant box stores.

 

[FDAS]

I heard Staples is the bomb, yo.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

That's it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Get a job as a teacher and just steal all of your office supplies.

 

[FDAS]

Get a job as a teacher and just steal all of your office supplies.

TRUTH

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Get a job as a teacher and just steal all of your office supplies.

TRUTH

And by office supplies I mean the ones we buy from Office Depot.

 

[strykerpks]

I would like to lose a few pounds but don't want to get too dietey. Any tips?

Breakfast: I prefer Greek Yogurt personally but since you are just starting this regime, Eggs, bacon or/& sausage. Eat as much as you want but no bread.

Lunch: Spinach salad, low fat dressing.

Dinner: Vodka or whiskey, no mixers, beer or soda all day for that matter.

Repeat.

The pounds will fall off. It helps if you exercise. GLGB

No more of my crappy advice for any of you. <_<

It's ok Bob, you're like a dietey around these parts

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Never mind. Gonna swing by Staples and ask an expert...someone that really KNOWS the business.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Did Mick Jagger's girlfriend just leave, or is she still hanging around?

 

[krista4]

Parental bragging moment - my 16-year-old son just found out he's been selected for a State Department-backed scholarship to study Arabic in Morocco for two months this summer. It's through something called the National Security Language Initiative, which the government created to get more Americans speaking 7 key languages - Arabic, Chinese, Russian, Korean, Turkish, Hindi, and Persian.

The program materials aren't clear about whether they begin recruiting him as a spy now, or if they wait until college.

That is incredibly cool. Where will he be in Morocco? One of my favorite countries.

 

[krista4]

All of the Seattle folks okay, what with the exploding helicopter and all?

Wait, what?

My 5 year old daughter guessed the state abbreviations for about 75% of the states I quizzed her on. She's never been taught those (IL, MN, AZ etc). She's gonna be a great postmaster general or Amazon warehouse manager.

So cat brackets?

Would read.

 

[Henry Ford]

All of the Seattle folks okay, what with the exploding helicopter and all?

Wait, what?

A news helicopter fell out of the sky next to the space needle and burst into flames after hitting a couple cars.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

All of the Seattle folks okay, what with the exploding helicopter and all?

Wait, what?

A news helicopter fell out of the sky next to the space needle and burst into flames after hitting a couple cars.

And then some news station (in Denver?) shows a giant wang on accident.

Check deadspin.

 

[Henry Ford]

All of the Seattle folks okay, what with the exploding helicopter and all?

Wait, what?

A news helicopter fell out of the sky next to the space needle and burst into flames after hitting a couple cars.

And then some news station (in Denver?) shows a giant wang on accident.

Check deadspin.

So I hope everyone in Seattle on this board is okay, after the exploding helicopter and the penis.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

All of the Seattle folks okay, what with the exploding helicopter and all?

Wait, what?

A news helicopter fell out of the sky next to the space needle and burst into flames after hitting a couple cars.

And then some news station (in Denver?) shows a giant wang on accident.

Do they think that's what caused the crash?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Does the "Twelfth Man" claim responsibility for everything it's not responsible for, or just the good things?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Does the "Twelfth Man" claim responsibility for everything it's not responsible for, or just the good things?

Just the good things...like Jesus getting the credit for helping athletes succeed but never has to take the blame when somebody fails.

 

[Henry Ford]

Does the "Twelfth Man" claim responsibility for everything it's not responsible for, or just the good things?

Pretty sure they take responsibility for that Wang.

 

[Frostillicus]

anyone else taking off thursday and friday afternoons to watch games

Duh. Well technically I'm working from home, but home is the bar and working will just be looking at my email once every couple hours.

Ambitious

Also, which bar?

Sensor's Roseville on Friday. Nothing now on Thursday since my stupid jerk boss's stupid jerk boss decided he's going to come to town that day jerk.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Just the good things...like Jesus getting the credit for helping athletes succeed but never has to take the blame when somebody fails.

That's not 100% true....Stevie Johnson blamed him for failing once. Once. Anyone heard anything outta that guy since?

 

[krista4]

Yikes, just read about it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Yikes, just read about it.

Stevie Johnson?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Yikes, just read about it.

Stevie Johnson?

Giant newswang

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Wait, Stevie Johnson blamed Jesus for dropping a TD once and he was transformed into a giant newswang?

Jesus doen't eff around.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yikes, just read about it.

Stevie Johnson?

Giant newswang

That video really is hilarious.

 

[heckmanm]

You know what the FFA needs? Another bracket thread. I should start one. What should it be about?

Any ideas?

You could Wheelhouse it:

[brackets] or {braces} - which is better?

 

[Abraham]

You know what the FFA needs? Another bracket thread. I should start one. What should it be about?

Any ideas?

Brackets.

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