GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

Loves cats, hates friendly advice.

 

[Henry Ford]

You guys will be laughing out of the other side of your overrated faces when I become a $70aire!

The other side of my face is inside my head.

Good. That will make it easier to for you to take a good look at yourself and see what a jerkass you are.

I have no idea what everyone's upset about, but that's because I don't watch college basketball.

Plot twist: I don't either.

I think the last time I watched a Villanova game, they were pretty good. College eligibility probably runs out after ten years or so, though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Loves cats, hates friendly advice.

So who does Villanova lose to?

 

[shuke]

Tips for filling out your bracket.

Rewatch last year’s “One Shining Moment” montage, which almost always includes Easter eggs foreshadowing the next tournament.

 

[Henry Ford]

Wait, scratch that. I was thinking of Connecticut - Charlie Villanueva was good. I don't think I've ever seen a Villanova game.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Wait, scratch that. I was thinking of Connecticut - Charlie Villanueva was good. I don't think I've ever seen a Villanova game.

Walked past him once in Storrs. He's tall. (actually really true)

 

[krista4]

Tips for filling out your bracket.

 

[Henry Ford]

Wait, scratch that. I was thinking of Connecticut - Charlie Villanueva was good. I don't think I've ever seen a Villanova game.

Walked past him once in Storrs. He's tall. (actually really true)

Isn't he also hairless?

 

[General Malaise]

Wait, scratch that. I was thinking of Connecticut - Charlie Villanueva was good. I don't think I've ever seen a Villanova game.

Walked past him once in Storrs. He's tall. (actually really true)

Only guy with more invisible eyebrows than me.

 

[krista4]

Tips for filling out your bracket.

Rewatch last year’s “One Shining Moment” montage, which almost always includes Easter eggs foreshadowing the next tournament.

I also liked "This goes without saying, but always fill out your bracket clockwise."

 

[krista4]

Anyone renting a car before 12/31/14? I have three $25 Hertz certificates--it's just a flat $25 off any rental with no restrictions. You can use them all at one time or separately. I don't see any reason I'll use this so could mail them to someone if they would.

 

[General Malaise]

I went to get a piece of smoked salmon and salad for lunch but hate this particular location because the salad bar always has borderline fresh vegetables and the salmon is always considerably smaller than other locations.

Sure enough, salad bar sucky. So I make a small salad with what looks fresh and head to the deli. Much to my surprise there are 4 large pieces of smoked salmon in the case. One is much bigger than the rest and by far the largest I've ever seen. Score! So I pull my number and hope that one of the people in front of my don't take "my" piece. That's when a gal in her mid 50's and a "kid" ( 17? 25?) walk up to the hot case and are waiting patiently. They call my number and I ask for the large piece of fish. The gal turns, smiles at me, then says to the kid and "says sorry son, this man took the piece you wanted. What piece would you like?". The deli worker then asks me what slice I would like, giving me another out and I still asked for the big one. I was so hungry I wasn't thinking straight.

As I was checking out it occurred to me that the kid was standing away from the rest of the deli crowd, all on his own, just like I've watched Cal do many times before. At that point I was feeling pretty bad about my lack of judgment and considered walking back to them and giving them my salmon. Then again in the as I was walking out the door and then again in my car.

I can't tell you how bad I feel right now. What a fucking asshole I am. :(

Don't even worry about it. After work yesterday I stopped by a CVS Pharmacy to pick up some printer paper which I desperately need for home. I'm wearing my suit pants, unbottoned dress shirt with the tie removed and cuff links, along with my aviators.

I'm walking from my car to the front door when this homeless black guy calls out moderately loudly to me, "Hey, can you spare any change?"

I'm already walking briskly and I'm in a hurry to get home thinking about more stuff I need to do, plus I'm feeling my oats a little from having a good law-day, so I just ignore him and keep walking. I was irritated at being hassled to be honest.

A second later he calls out loudly, "HEY, CAN YOU SPARE ANY CHANGE?"

I didn't break stride and just turned my head to look him in the eye and from about 50 feet away said firmly and fairly loudly, "No." There was a definite "#### you!" edge to my voice.

I normally would say something like, "No, sorry man, don't have any change" or, "Not today", or whatever, but I just couldn't say anything other than, "No."

I felt like a ####. Plus I had to walk past his sorry ### on the way back to my car.

Got my printer paper though.

I was at the same grocer couple of weeks ago where I saw a guy that made my defense systems go up. White dude, lates 30's early 40's. left eye was black and blue like he just got punched recently, and rather fit although he looked strung out. I'm not in the city where such a thing would be somewhat normal so I'm on full "just in case" mode.

I have to engage him in some way, he looked really muggy, so I just looked him dead in the eyes and said how ya doin'. He says "hi sir!". I didn't like turning my back on him but I proceed to enter the place to get my rather predictable lunch these days. What the mother #### has happened to me.

As I'm leaving, I can see him out of the corner of my eye begin to follow me. I turn, he stops, then says "you seem really cool, do you have any spare change?". I but was at the same time. Lucky for him I paid in cash and did have change. That I gave him.

Really cool story about copy paper though. I love stories about copy paper.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hey GM.

We were just talking about putting fingers in you butt.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Hey GM.

We were just talking about putting fingers in you butt.

homer was

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I love it when the internet ruins things (don't let the URL fool you. SFW)

This was his other dream.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I love it when the internet ruins things

Who could have seen that coming?

 

[Sammy3469]

Wait, scratch that. I was thinking of Connecticut - Charlie Villanueva was good. I don't think I've ever seen a Villanova game.

Walked past him once in Storrs. He's tall. (actually really true)

and ugly (actually actually really really really true)

 

[Limp Ditka]

Wait, scratch that. I was thinking of Connecticut - Charlie Villanueva was good. I don't think I've ever seen a Villanova game.

Walked past him once in Storrs. He's tall. (actually really true)

Only guy with more invisible eyebrows than me.

Charlie Villanueva is to GM as Anthony Davis is to Truck

 

[GroveDiesel]

I love it when the internet ruins things

Who could have seen that coming?

I don't understand why you wouldn't either:

A) Put up some ads and make some money or

B) Sell the domain name to some porn site

 

[BigJohn]

Anyone renting a car before 12/31/14? I have three $25 Hertz certificates--it's just a flat $25 off any rental with no restrictions. You can use them all at one time or separately. I don't see any reason I'll use this so could mail them to someone if they would.

I'm driving to Boston in June to my brother's Bar Mitzvah. I would love to humbly submit my name into consideration...

 

[General Malaise]

Hey GM.

We were just talking about putting fingers in you butt.

FingerS? Plural? No way, man...I'm not gay.

 

[krista4]

Anyone renting a car before 12/31/14? I have three $25 Hertz certificates--it's just a flat $25 off any rental with no restrictions. You can use them all at one time or separately. I don't see any reason I'll use this so could mail them to someone if they would.

I'm driving to Boston in June to my brother's Bar Mitzvah. I would love to humbly submit my name into consideration...

Send me your contact info and I'll mail them to you!

 

[General Malaise]

This was his other dream.

 

[Limp Ditka]

BTW my bracket name is Phi Slama Lllama. I'm really getting into this. I feel like whoever the college basketball version of Mel Kiper Jr is.

better

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wait, scratch that. I was thinking of Connecticut - Charlie Villanueva was good. I don't think I've ever seen a Villanova game.

Walked past him once in Storrs. He's tall. (actually really true)

Only guy with more invisible eyebrows than me.

Charlie Villanueva is to GM as Anthony Davis is to Truck

Considerably taller?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Wait, scratch that. I was thinking of Connecticut - Charlie Villanueva was good. I don't think I've ever seen a Villanova game.

Walked past him once in Storrs. He's tall. (actually really true)

Only guy with more invisible eyebrows than me.

Charlie Villanueva is to GM as Anthony Davis is to Truck

Considerably taller?

Dick size

 

[BigJohn]

Anyone renting a car before 12/31/14? I have three $25 Hertz certificates--it's just a flat $25 off any rental with no restrictions. You can use them all at one time or separately. I don't see any reason I'll use this so could mail them to someone if they would.

I'm driving to Boston in June to my brother's Bar Mitzvah. I would love to humbly submit my name into consideration...

Send me your contact info and I'll mail them to you!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wait, scratch that. I was thinking of Connecticut - Charlie Villanueva was good. I don't think I've ever seen a Villanova game.

Walked past him once in Storrs. He's tall. (actually really true)

Only guy with more invisible eyebrows than me.

Charlie Villanueva is to GM as Anthony Davis is to Truck

Considerably taller?

Dick size

5.7591". Thanks for asking.

 

[YSR]

Yandek doing some serious hobnobbing at the Tim Tebow Charity Golf Tournament.

 

[heckmanm]

Somebody bump this before St Paddy's next year, thx

 

[Limp Ditka]

Yandek doing some serious hobnobbing at the Tim Tebow Charity Golf Tournament.

ferreals?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I dumped Villanova. I have NC beating them.

Final 4: Arizona v K-State NC v Cuse

Arizona over Cuse for the Mr. Woodman Cup.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[Limp Ditka]

Yandek doing some serious hobnobbing at the Tim Tebow Charity Golf Tournament.

ferreals?

A pic with Carlton!!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yandek doing some serious hobnobbing at the Tim Tebow Charity Golf Tournament.

ferreals?

A pic with Carlton!!!!!

That's not unusual.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Yandek doing some serious hobnobbing at the Tim Tebow Charity Golf Tournament.

ferreals?

A pic with Carlton!!!!!

That's not unusual.

 

[Ignoramus]

Related: I'll be able to watch all the games all day Thursday and Friday.

:heavybreathing:

Whoa.

 

[Ignoramus]

I went to get a piece of smoked salmon and salad for lunch but hate this particular location because the salad bar always has borderline fresh vegetables and the salmon is always considerably smaller than other locations.

Sure enough, salad bar sucky. So I make a small salad with what looks fresh and head to the deli. Much to my surprise there are 4 large pieces of smoked salmon in the case. One is much bigger than the rest and by far the largest I've ever seen. Score! So I pull my number and hope that one of the people in front of my don't take "my" piece. That's when a gal in her mid 50's and a "kid" ( 17? 25?) walk up to the hot case and are waiting patiently. They call my number and I ask for the large piece of fish. The gal turns, smiles at me, then says to the kid and "says sorry son, this man took the piece you wanted. What piece would you like?". The deli worker then asks me what slice I would like, giving me another out and I still asked for the big one. I was so hungry I wasn't thinking straight.

As I was checking out it occurred to me that the kid was standing away from the rest of the deli crowd, all on his own, just like I've watched Cal do many times before. At that point I was feeling pretty bad about my lack of judgment and considered walking back to them and giving them my salmon. Then again in the as I was walking out the door and then again in my car.

I can't tell you how bad I feel right now. What a fucking asshole I am. :(

He's 17, not 7. Needs to get used to disappointment.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Wait, scratch that. I was thinking of Connecticut - Charlie Villanueva was good. I don't think I've ever seen a Villanova game.

Walked past him once in Storrs. He's tall. (actually really true)

and ugly (actually actually really really really true)

I googled Charlie Villanueva and it turns out he is married to a hot named Michelle Game. Wowzas.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

From Truck's hints to picking a bracket link i clicked on the History of the Westboro Baptist Church.

• 1955-2014: Nobody cracks open a Bible
• 1968: Jesus Christ personally visits Fred Phelps in one of his dreams and asks what the #### is wrong with him

 

[Captain Quinoa]

5.7591". Thanks for asking.

Awww that's so cute!

 

[Ignoramus]

I still remember every single time I've done something that I was ashamed.

You don't drink enough

Oh, I do.

Drinking causes a lot of these incidents...

drinking more lets you not have to remember the shame.

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.

 

[Ignoramus]

Pol Pot Pie...so easy yet still hilarious.

Try it with the mass grave-y

I hear it's...( _)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

To die for.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[-fish-]

So I dumped Villanova. I have NC beating them.

Final 4: Arizona v K-State NC v Cuse

Arizona over Cuse for the Mr. Woodman Cup.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Syracuse forgot how to play basketball about a month ago

 

[Frostillicus]

Link to join my bracket pool. password is buggsy. $10. I really hope Tanner enters.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So I dumped Villanova. I have NC beating them.

Final 4: Arizona v K-State NC v Cuse

Arizona over Cuse for the Mr. Woodman Cup.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Syracuse forgot how to play basketball about a month ago

You forgot how to not be a dildo about 40 years ago.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Link to join my bracket pool. password is buggsy. $10. I really hope Tanner enters.

Do you take dogecoins?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Update:

Tarheels vs Jayhawks

Arizona vs K-State

Jayhawks vs Arizona in the Thunderdome

Arizona wins by 2 goals.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Lol at Llama's comebacks today.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I only picked Cuse because it is the alma mater of the greatest actor of our generation.

 

[General Malaise]

I only picked Cuse because it is the alma mater of the greatest actor of our generation.

Walter Goggins?