GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bloody mary's aren't good but they have their place. I've cured a few hangovers with them but overall I'll take a mimosa or screwdriver for a Sunday morning drink.

this is correct

Link

 

[T Bell]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

 

[Abraham]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

Agreed. Bloody marys and Reuben sandwiches : no middle ground, bad ones are awful, great ones are one of the best things you can imbibe.

 

[proninja]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

Agreed. Bloody marys and Reuben sandwiches : no middle ground, bad ones are awful, great ones are one of the best things you can imbibe.

"the tequila corollary"

 

[bentley]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

Any cocktail with more than two ingredients is trying too hard. Great drinks include:

Martini - gin + olive brine

Margarita - Tequila + fresh squeezed lime juice

The bentley - whiskey + whiskey

 

[Abraham]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

Any cocktail with more than two ingredients is trying too hard. Great drinks include:Martini - gin + olive brine

Margarita - Tequila + fresh squeezed lime juice

The bentley - whiskey + whiskey

A good Bloody Mary is not a cocktail, it's a meal.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

Any cocktail with more than two ingredients is trying too hard. Great drinks include:

Martini - gin + olive brine

Margarita - Tequila + fresh squeezed lime juice

The bentley - whiskey + whiskey

Technically (according to Mad Men) a cocktail has to have 3 ingredients. And since it is the best TV ever I will defer.

 

[proninja]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

Any cocktail with more than two ingredients is trying too hard. Great drinks include:Martini - gin + olive brine

Margarita - Tequila + fresh squeezed lime juice

The bentley - whiskey + whiskey

A good Bloody Mary is not a cocktail, it's a meal.

It's v8 and vodka with some #### on top of it.

 

[shuke]

Manhattan coach looks Scupperish to me.

 

[Abraham]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

Any cocktail with more than two ingredients is trying too hard. Great drinks include:Martini - gin + olive brine

Margarita - Tequila + fresh squeezed lime juice

The bentley - whiskey + whiskey

A good Bloody Mary is not a cocktail, it's a meal.

It's v8 and vodka with some #### on top of it.

Ah. I'm starting to understand the problem.

 

[bentley]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

Any cocktail with more than two ingredients is trying too hard. Great drinks include:Martini - gin + olive brine

Margarita - Tequila + fresh squeezed lime juice

The bentley - whiskey + whiskey

A good Bloody Mary is not a cocktail, it's a meal.

We'll have to agree to disagree. That sounds awful. Think I'm going to roll my wife over and call her by our PR girl's name.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

MY LINK

 

[krista4]

K4, hope you had an awesome day of AM basketballs.

Unlike CQ's wife, it blew.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

K4, hope you had an awesome day of AM basketballs.

Unlike CQ's wife, it blew.

Now you're just being stubborn.

 

[proninja]

K4, hope you had an awesome day of AM basketballs.

Unlike CQ's wife, it blew.

Now you hate the opening round of the tourney?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

7/14 now. I picked against Texas. I feel shame.

 

[T Bell]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

MY LINK

Oh yeah, sorry, I'm not manly enough to hang with Mimosaguys.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I know I'm missing some background on this, but...is there something more to the whole "shaving in a lake" thing? Because if there's not, to me it seems like a reasonable thing to do.

Yeah, happens all the time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

MY LINK

Oh yeah, sorry, I'm not manly enough to hang with Mimosaguys.

Here

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't know if you guys know this, but Jim11 is a stupid asshole.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

#bloody marys are hideous

 

[UniAlias]

3AM and I'm drinking beer and smoking cigarettes on my patio. couple beers after work turned into all night at the strip club. Disco Stu is a terrible influence.

boobies though

 

[DA RAIDERS]

3AM and I'm drinking beer and smoking cigarettes on my patio. couple beers after work turned into all night at the strip club. Disco Stu is a terrible influence.

boobies though

 

[Otis]

Bloody Mary's are awful (actually true)

:greatposting: My wife loves them. About once a year she'll tell me "You should really try this Bloody Mary. I bet you'd like it." I humor her and pretend to take a sip. Then I basically just backwash it.

This. Don't understand how she drinks that sludge. Awful.

 

[Otis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-OCMru7eA

 

[BigJohn]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

MY LINK

You know, those things lose all their punch when I have to sit through a damn Geico commercial for 30 seconds before the clip plays. I usually have to click back into the thread just to see what the reference was...

 

[Tiger Fan]

I know I'm missing some background on this, but...is there something more to the whole "shaving in a lake" thing? Because if there's not, to me it seems like a reasonable thing to do.

Thank you

I'm serious. I would do it because if you shave in a shower you have to do the whole "waving razor in front of water stream" thing, which doesn't work nearly as well as just dipping it in a lake to wash it off. I'm all in favor of efficiency.

I happened to be bathing in the lake, because there were like 12 dudes there with one bathroom. I decided to shave. Pickles took a picture. The internet hasn't been the same since for some reason.

open pores/cuts in a random lake in generally a good idea

 

[Tiger Fan]

A good bloody mary in the morning is great after a night of drinking. However 98% of bloody mary's are awful. They need to be made perfectly, which means the drink can't be too big b/c ice melting in bloody's is afwul

The superdome has the best bloody mary in New Orleans (actually true)

 

[Abraham]

3AM and I'm drinking beer and smoking cigarettes on my patio. couple beers after work turned into all night at the strip club. Disco Stu is a terrible influence.

boobies though

You need to tell that handsome RichardRocker to get back in here!

 

[Abraham]

A good bloody mary in the morning is great after a night of drinking. However 98% of bloody mary's are awful. They need to be made perfectly, which means the drink can't be too big b/c ice melting in bloody's is afwul

The superdome has the best bloody mary in New Orleans (actually true)

This is what I said !

 

[Abraham]

I'm going to a luncheon today at the Driskill Hotel where all attendees get a free Chromecast. Then I plan on sitting at the bar watching basketball.

 

[Annyong]

Bloody Mary's are awful (actually true)

For realsies. Gross

 

[Abraham]

Bloody Mary's are awful (actually true)

For realsies. Gross

What do you want for the NASCAR sign!!!???

 

[T Bell]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

MY LINK

You know, those things lose all their punch when I have to sit through a damn Geico commercial for 30 seconds before the clip plays. I usually have to click back into the thread just to see what the reference was...

ADD is a helluva - hey look, a squirrel!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

wow

much hangover

so headache

many vomit

 

[Sammy3469]

You people who hate Bloody Mary's don't know a good drink when you get one.

MY LINK

The doubly gay part is I had to sit through a Stella Atrois Cidre ad to get to the clip.

Bloodies>Stella Atrois Cidre

 

[Captain Quinoa]

K4, hope you had an awesome day of AM basketballs.

Unlike CQ's wife, it blew.

True

 

[mr roboto]

K4, hope you had an awesome day of AM basketballs.

Unlike CQ's wife, it blew.

True

 

[UniAlias]

wow

much hangover

so headache

many vomit

 

[Homer J Simpson]

"Two teenagers sitting on an old man's lap while a midget snaps pictures. If that doesn't commemorate our savior's birth, nothing does."

--Stan Smith

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tre, what did you and the missus think of Hannibal?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Junk

I like it when people fall down.

Not a huge fan of "street art" but this rules

Can you use your detective skills to figure out who made the mess?

Another dog mystery: Who ate the Cheetos?

 

[General Malaise]

Why do I have Internet friends?

Because the friends I used to have have changed sooooooooooooooo much. Better for them, but not so much for me. :(

Thank you GMTAN for continuing to be degenerates.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Why do I have Internet friends?

Because the friends I used to have have changed sooooooooooooooo much. Better for them, but not so much for me. :(

Thank you GMTAN for continuing to be degenerates.

No problem.

Also, Jesus loves you.

 

[krista4]

K4, hope you had an awesome day of AM basketballs.

Unlike CQ's wife, it blew.

Now you're just being stubborn.

Perhaps!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Why do I have Internet friends?

Because the friends I used to have have changed sooooooooooooooo much. Better for them, but not so much for me. :(

Thank you GMTAN for continuing to be degenerates.

We'll always be here for you. Drunk and high.

 

[UniAlias]

Frankly, I'm insulted at the notion of being considered a degenerate.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not sure I want to live on this planet any more...

Baby name

Comics are hard

Shtick stealer

 

[Abraham]

Bentley Cos kev - meet me at the Driskill bar at 2?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Frankly, I'm insulted at the notion of being considered a degenerate.

Pipe down, rummy.