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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I need to know where we are making reservations for Beerhole®. Stryker?
kevzilla
Footballguy
So I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Sniper/FPS shtick
And I feel some weird urge to take pride in the fact (and then mention) that I have almost no idea what this Eminence person is all about.
And I feel some weird urge to take pride in the fact (and then mention) that I have almost no idea what this Eminence person is all about.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Go buy some corn-pads and cut them into the shape of the missing nose-pad.So I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.
#lifehack
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
kevzilla
Footballguy
A small metal piece is missing too, but I will have to do something like this. FML.Go buy some corn-pads and cut them into the shape of the missing nose-pad.So I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.
#lifehack
Also, not drunk yet. But soon.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Use part of a paper clip. Or don't.A small metal piece is missing too, but I will have to do something like this. FML.Go buy some corn-pads and cut them into the shape of the missing nose-pad.So I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.
#lifehack
Also, not drunk yet. But soon.
Either way I don't care, Four-Eyes.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Maybe they forgot the raisins.
mr roboto
Footballguy
I wish my wife loved coffee and I had a cup of coffee in my hand and my wife would act in the same manner as the guy in that comic strip. That would be awesome.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Are you going to make your family's famous baked hams?
LasersSo I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Mrs. SLB just texted me that HQ & another broad might be spending the night tonight. This will end well. 
T Bell
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Where the rain from the neighborhood collects before it goes into the tributary if it's raining too hard.Otis said:
This was from a few years ago, about as bad as it gets.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
It's not 1983. Buy some contacts.A small metal piece is missing too, but I will have to do something like this. FML.Go buy some corn-pads and cut them into the shape of the missing nose-pad.So I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.
#lifehack
Also, not drunk yet. But soon.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
That's so cool about your hotel room. Eager to hear where you're having dinner.
I'm equal parts excited at a 'hack sighting and envious of a Rude cornhole.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I just realized I've been drinking whiskey for a couple of hours. Tanner, fax me some rhino horn.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
This will probably go against popular opinion but Pink Houses is a great song. Probably top 10 for me. 
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Rest of the top 10?This will probably go against popular opinion but Pink Houses is a great song. Probably top 10 for me.
T Bell
Footballguy
Just cracked open a virgin bottle of Bowmore and sipping it neat, just the way Angus intended.
Otis
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
It's a good solid rock song. I wouldn't put it in the top 10 though.This will probably go against popular opinion but Pink Houses is a great song. Probably top 10 for me.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Top 10 Mellencamp. Maybe.This will probably go against popular opinion but Pink Houses is a great song. Probably top 10 for me.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I've never made a list but off the top of my head:Rest of the top 10?This will probably go against popular opinion but Pink Houses is a great song. Probably top 10 for me.
1. Down by the Seaside-Zeppelin
2. Shattered-Stones
3. Sitting in the Sun-Louis Armstrong
Abraham
Footballguy
And we can build these dreams together, standing strong forever, nothing's going to stop us now!
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Now with her first time on stage!!!Top 10 Mellencamp. Maybe.This will probably go against popular opinion but Pink Houses is a great song. Probably top 10 for me.
Top 3? Big fan of Ain't Even Done With The NIght too
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
4. Night Moves-Bob Seger
5. Pain-Ice T
5. Pain-Ice T
Pink Houses is pretty great
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