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just went and sort of illegally collected a 5 gallon bucket full of clams. going to cook them up and go play a poker tournament tonight.

 
So I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.

:wall:

 
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So I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.

:wall:
Go buy some corn-pads and cut them into the shape of the missing nose-pad.

#lifehack

 
So I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.

:wall:
Go buy some corn-pads and cut them into the shape of the missing nose-pad.

#lifehack
A small metal piece is missing too, but I will have to do something like this. FML.

Also, not drunk yet. But soon.

 
So I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.

:wall:
Go buy some corn-pads and cut them into the shape of the missing nose-pad.

#lifehack
A small metal piece is missing too, but I will have to do something like this. FML.

Also, not drunk yet. But soon.
Use part of a paper clip. Or don't.

Either way I don't care, Four-Eyes.

 
just went and sort of illegally collected a 5 gallon bucket full of clams. going to cook them up and go play a poker tournament tonight.
Are you going to make your family's famous baked hams?

So I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.

:wall:
Lasers

 
So I get into my car and the nose-pad on my glasses decides to commit suicide right then and there, leaping into the chasm between my seat and the center console. I tried every seat adjustment, tried to find it from the back seat, tried everything I can think of and I can't see it or touch it and my glasses are crooked on my face and I'm soaked in sweat and I'm not eligible for new frames for two more months and I'm the biggest ####### dork on Earth and I'm pissed. By my next post, I will likely be drunk as well.

:wall:
Go buy some corn-pads and cut them into the shape of the missing nose-pad.

#lifehack
A small metal piece is missing too, but I will have to do something like this. FML.

Also, not drunk yet. But soon.
It's not 1983. Buy some contacts.

 
Watching the last 8 episodes of breaking bad. Will keep you updated as the night goes on

"Hello carol"

 
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Just got to our room at The Wit (apparently she has wanted to stay here for a while) and it's got ridiculous views of the city. My brother set us up with a reservation at some Italian place his buddies buddy owns or something. Said they will "take care of us". Which hopefully means butt stuff.

Oh, Krista and Rud, thanks for all the suggestions. Hopefully we can get away from the kids more often so we can try out some of those places. Especially Noth Pond.
That's so cool about your hotel room. Eager to hear where you're having dinner.

Rudnicki cornhole coming up!
I'm equal parts excited at a 'hack sighting and envious of a Rude cornhole.

Is there a reason Em hasn't been banned. Are the owners actually worried about him suing?
I'm more worried about him refusing to re-stock the shelves....CHAOS!!!!!
:goodposting:

 
Otis said:
Otis> lol at golf course. Not quite, gb.
Dude, your back yard is _expansive_.
That's not all my yard. My yard backs up to a detention basin.
A what now.
Where the rain from the neighborhood collects before it goes into the tributary if it's raining too hard.

This was from a few years ago, about as bad as it gets.
Here's a picture of Homer's from a few years ago when it was really bad.

 
Otis said:
Otis> lol at golf course. Not quite, gb.
Dude, your back yard is _expansive_.
That's not all my yard. My yard backs up to a detention basin.
A what now.
Where the rain from the neighborhood collects before it goes into the tributary if it's raining too hard.

This was from a few years ago, about as bad as it gets.
A golf course and a lake??

Effin shuke

 
Otis said:
Otis> lol at golf course. Not quite, gb.
Dude, your back yard is _expansive_.
That's not all my yard. My yard backs up to a detention basin.
A what now.
Where the rain from the neighborhood collects before it goes into the tributary if it's raining too hard.

This was from a few years ago, about as bad as it gets.
A golf course and a lake??

Effin shuke
I should go out there and shave after heavy storms.

 
Otis said:
Otis> lol at golf course. Not quite, gb.
Dude, your back yard is _expansive_.
That's not all my yard. My yard backs up to a detention basin.
A what now.
Where the rain from the neighborhood collects before it goes into the tributary if it's raining too hard.

This was from a few years ago, about as bad as it gets.
A golf course and a lake??

Effin shuke
I should go out there and shave after heavy storms.
:lmao:

 

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