GM's thread about nothing (78 Viewers)

[Henry Ford]

Just finished dexter season 5. In order:

S1

S4

S5

S3

S2

Umm... Jaime Murray naked is season 2, right?

 

[Otis]

I'd be fine with a new "Go Home Shelby" meme Truck, can you work this in somehow with the sunglasses guy plz.

Great job everyone. Love it crossing over into the real world/Tanner's facebook page.



Reddit here we come

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's looking like I'm going to be putting down my 11-year old German Shep today. She's had back leg problems for years now, and they've steadily grown more weak and painful. We thought we'd have to put her down a month ago but she seemed to improve for a while, but now she's not been eating again.

She lives with my ex (I've got an apartment and no yard) who leaves the back door to the house open at night so she can wander in and out as needed. It rained early this morning and she went to check on her and found her lying in the rain in the back yard where she had been last night. She'd never do that if it wasn't too painful for her to get up.

Molly's been the best dog I've ever had. This ####### sucks. :(

So sorry GB. :(

 

[Ignoramus]

It's looking like I'm going to be putting down my 11-year old German Shep today. She's had back leg problems for years now, and they've steadily grown more weak and painful. We thought we'd have to put her down a month ago but she seemed to improve for a while, but now she's not been eating again.

She lives with my ex (I've got an apartment and no yard) who leaves the back door to the house open at night so she can wander in and out as needed. It rained early this morning and she went to check on her and found her lying in the rain in the back yard where she had been last night. She'd never do that if it wasn't too painful for her to get up.

Molly's been the best dog I've ever had. This ####### sucks. :(

So sorry to hear this.

 

[Ignoramus]

ford,

why do you even bother in MOP's thread?

The only person who's lost for good is the one no one's bothering to look for anymore.

He's a messed up dude, but the guy could be a lot happier with a little bit of self-reflection.

GM, you still in the "It's all shtick" camp?

 

[Ignoramus]

ford,

why do you even bother in MOP's thread?

The only person who's lost for good is the one no one's bothering to look for anymore.

He's a messed up dude, but the guy could be a lot happier with a little bit of self-reflection.

Deep #### there my ifriend.

He will just scream at the mirror, claim it's broken and throw it on the ground.

I don't know why I post in that thread, but will probably stop because he refuses to even look at the possibility that anything is his fault

IT IS ALL SHTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111

Sorry for the hippling.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Rover do you even like this girl? I can't ever tell.

Were it me, I'd tell her I'm not wasting a babysitter to have a breakup talk. If that's the talk we're having, we can have it now and I'll use my babysitter night to go out with friends. And if it's a talk about anal, less talking and more lubing.

You would be surprised how often that line works.

 

[krista4]

BANK ERROR IN MY FAVOR:

Just found out I am getting $1980 back from my move.

 

[Ignoramus]

BANK ERROR IN MY FAVOR:

Just found out I am getting $1980 back from my move.

Nice! That's what, a tenth of a pizza oven?

 

[krista4]

BANK ERROR IN MY FAVOR:

Just found out I am getting $1980 back from my move.

Nice! That's what, a tenth of a pizza oven?

Oh yeah, that reminds me that I never mentioned...pizza oven back on.

 

[Henry Ford]

BANK ERROR IN MY FAVOR:

Just found out I am getting $1980 back from my move.

FREE MUDSLIDES AND EXPLODING HELICOPTERS FOR EVERYONE!!!

 

[Henry Ford]

How much radioactive wind can you buy for $1980? Or however many yen that is?

 

[krista4]

BANK ERROR IN MY FAVOR:

Just found out I am getting $1980 back from my move.

FREE MUDSLIDES AND EXPLODING HELICOPTERS FOR EVERYONE!!!

I'll have you know that, as far as I've heard, yesterday was a massive-tragedy-free day in Washington.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

It's looking like I'm going to be putting down my 11-year old German Shep today. She's had back leg problems for years now, and they've steadily grown more weak and painful. We thought we'd have to put her down a month ago but she seemed to improve for a while, but now she's not been eating again.

She lives with my ex (I've got an apartment and no yard) who leaves the back door to the house open at night so she can wander in and out as needed. It rained early this morning and she went to check on her and found her lying in the rain in the back yard where she had been last night. She'd never do that if it wasn't too painful for her to get up.

Molly's been the best dog I've ever had. This ####### sucks. :(

That BLOWS. Really, really sorry to hear. My boy's only 16 months and I already get all thinking about having to do that someday.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

 

[Henry Ford]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

They're not covers, there's just a lot of overlap.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just finished dexter season 5. In order:

S1

S4

S5

S3

S2

weak onslaught here

To be fair "Dexter" is pretty weak.

 

[T Bell]

How much radioactive wind can you buy for $1980? Or however many yen that is?

Is the pizza oven nuclear powered?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

 

[Henry Ford]

How much radioactive wind can you buy for $1980? Or however many yen that is?

Is the pizza oven nuclear powered?

The plot thickens.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How much radioactive wind can you buy for $1980? Or however many yen that is?

Is the pizza oven nuclear powered?

It's about to be.

 

[Henry Ford]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

If there's one thing truck stops have taught me, it's that there are groupies for everything in this country.

 

[krista4]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

If there's one thing truck stops have taught me, it's that there are groupies for everything in this country.

One of my paralegals used to go to the RenFaires. I don't even want to think about this. She's like 70, or maybe even Tanner's age.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

I had a female client years ago that during a luncheon very bluntly told me she wanted to #### me. I later found out her husband, they divorced a year or so later, did the Civil War thing and enjoyed taking man meat in his brown eye. NTTAWWT. (The gay thing, not the Civil War thing.)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

If there's one thing truck stops have taught me, it's that there are groupies for everything in this country.

One of my paralegals used to go to the RenFaires. I don't even want to think about this. She's like 70, or maybe even Tanner's age.

Was she always talking about how "filling" the "turkey legs" were?

 

[Henry Ford]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

If there's one thing truck stops have taught me, it's that there are groupies for everything in this country.

One of my paralegals used to go to the RenFaires. I don't even want to think about this. She's like 70, or maybe even Tanner's age.

Oh, the old folks at Ren Fairs are definitely banging anyone who'll drink enough mead to do the deed.

 

[Abraham]

BANK ERROR IN MY FAVOR:

Just found out I am getting $1980 back from my move.

If they make an error each time you move this year then you'll be rich in no time!

 

[General Malaise]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

My dad and I went to one in Vicksburg, MS several years ago. As dorky as you picture one of these to be, allow me to enlighten you that it is MUCH dorkier and if there were any women there at all, we didn't spot them. We hung around about as long as Chevy Chase did looking at the Grand Canyon and then went to the casinos.

 

[T Bell]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

I had a female client years ago that during a luncheon very bluntly told me she wanted to #### me. I later found out her husband, they divorced a year or so later, did the Civil War thing and enjoyed taking man meat in his brown eye. NTTAWWT. (The gay thing, not the Civil War thing.)

How did you find this out?

 

[Henry Ford]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

I had a female client years ago that during a luncheon very bluntly told me she wanted to #### me. I later found out her husband, they divorced a year or so later, did the Civil War thing and enjoyed taking man meat in his brown eye. NTTAWWT. (The gay thing, not the Civil War thing.)

How did you find this out?

"Hey, turn around... don't I know your wife?"

 

[General Malaise]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

I had a female client years ago that during a luncheon very bluntly told me she wanted to #### me. I later found out her husband, they divorced a year or so later, did the Civil War thing and enjoyed taking man meat in his brown eye. NTTAWWT. (The gay thing, not the Civil War thing.)

How did you find this out?

"Hey, turn around... don't I know your wife?"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Rover do you even like this girl? I can't ever tell.

Were it me, I'd tell her I'm not wasting a babysitter to have a breakup talk. If that's the talk we're having, we can have it now and I'll use my babysitter night to go out with friends. And if it's a talk about anal, less talking and more lubing.

From what little I can gather, it seems like she's a good place to park his schvantz while he waits for the next future ex-wife.

It could be the other talk. Though that's an even better reason to cancel.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

My dad and I went to one in Vicksburg, MS several years ago. As dorky as you picture one of these to be, allow me to enlighten you that it is MUCH dorkier and if there were any women there at all, we didn't spot them. We hung around about as long as Chevy Chase did looking at the Grand Canyon and then went to the casinos.

Premature ejaculation?

 

[T Bell]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

I had a female client years ago that during a luncheon very bluntly told me she wanted to #### me. I later found out her husband, they divorced a year or so later, did the Civil War thing and enjoyed taking man meat in his brown eye. NTTAWWT. (The gay thing, not the Civil War thing.)

How did you find this out?

"Hey, turn around... don't I know your wife?"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

I had a female client years ago that during a luncheon very bluntly told me she wanted to #### me. I later found out her husband, they divorced a year or so later, did the Civil War thing and enjoyed taking man meat in his brown eye. NTTAWWT. (The gay thing, not the Civil War thing.)

How did you find this out?

"Hey, turn around... don't I know your wife?"

I can't figure out if it's OK to "Like This" or not.

 

[Henry Ford]

Rover do you even like this girl? I can't ever tell.

Were it me, I'd tell her I'm not wasting a babysitter to have a breakup talk. If that's the talk we're having, we can have it now and I'll use my babysitter night to go out with friends. And if it's a talk about anal, less talking and more lubing.

From what little I can gather, it seems like she's a good place to park his schvantz while he waits for the next future ex-wife.

It could be the other talk. Though that's an even better reason to cancel.

There should be a flow chart.

"We need to talk"

"I'm hurt because ___" vs. "I'm not really sure where we're going with this relationship"

and so on.

 

[Henry Ford]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

I had a female client years ago that during a luncheon very bluntly told me she wanted to #### me. I later found out her husband, they divorced a year or so later, did the Civil War thing and enjoyed taking man meat in his brown eye. NTTAWWT. (The gay thing, not the Civil War thing.)

How did you find this out?

"Hey, turn around... don't I know your wife?"

I can't figure out if it's OK to "Like This" or not.

Oh, it is.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wait.A.Minute. I just heard on the radio that those Renaissance Fairs and Civil War enactments are just covers for swingers parties. How did I not know this?!!

I know there are a lot of broads that do that RenFaire stuff but how many women participate in those Civil War circlejerks? I'd imagine it would be a big sausage fest. Talk about the Battle of Man-asses.

I had a female client years ago that during a luncheon very bluntly told me she wanted to #### me. I later found out her husband, they divorced a year or so later, did the Civil War thing and enjoyed taking man meat in his brown eye. NTTAWWT. (The gay thing, not the Civil War thing.)

How did you find this out?

"Hey, turn around... don't I know your wife?"

She told me after they divorced, jackass!

She also used to talk dirty me over the phone and give me boners.

 

[Annyong]

Man-asses

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Man-asses

that really was brilliant.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Rover do you even like this girl? I can't ever tell.

Were it me, I'd tell her I'm not wasting a babysitter to have a breakup talk. If that's the talk we're having, we can have it now and I'll use my babysitter night to go out with friends. And if it's a talk about anal, less talking and more lubing.

From what little I can gather, it seems like she's a good place to park his schvantz while he waits for the next future ex-wife.

It could be the other talk. Though that's an even better reason to cancel.

There should be a flow chart.

"We need to talk"

"I'm hurt because ___" vs. "I'm not really sure where we're going with this relationship"

and so on.

This seems to encompass all the most likely scenarios. It's not particularly elegant, but I think it works OK. I know the fish aren't great pointers, but they did seem appropriate in this instance.

 

[Henry Ford]

Rover do you even like this girl? I can't ever tell.

Were it me, I'd tell her I'm not wasting a babysitter to have a breakup talk. If that's the talk we're having, we can have it now and I'll use my babysitter night to go out with friends. And if it's a talk about anal, less talking and more lubing.

From what little I can gather, it seems like she's a good place to park his schvantz while he waits for the next future ex-wife.

It could be the other talk. Though that's an even better reason to cancel.

There should be a flow chart.

"We need to talk"

"I'm hurt because ___" vs. "I'm not really sure where we're going with this relationship"

and so on.

This seems to encompass all the most likely scenarios. It's not particularly elegant, but I think it works OK. I know the fish aren't great pointers, but they did seem appropriate in this instance.

Excellent work there, sir.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Rover do you even like this girl? I can't ever tell.

Were it me, I'd tell her I'm not wasting a babysitter to have a breakup talk. If that's the talk we're having, we can have it now and I'll use my babysitter night to go out with friends. And if it's a talk about anal, less talking and more lubing.

From what little I can gather, it seems like she's a good place to park his schvantz while he waits for the next future ex-wife.

It could be the other talk. Though that's an even better reason to cancel.

There should be a flow chart.

"We need to talk"

"I'm hurt because ___" vs. "I'm not really sure where we're going with this relationship"

and so on.

This seems to encompass all the most likely scenarios. It's not particularly elegant, but I think it works OK. I know the fish aren't great pointers, but they did seem appropriate in this instance.

 

[Henry Ford]

So, I've had exactly two friend requests on this board since the beginning of time, and they both happened today - MOP and glumpy. What am I supposed to know about glumpy?

 

[El Floppo]

the fish

 

[DA RAIDERS]

So, I've had exactly two friend requests on this board since the beginning of time, and they both happened today - MOP and glumpy. What am I supposed to know about glumpy?

it's the yogi kudu wisdom you be spewing about mop's mental state

 

[DA RAIDERS]

"Hi, Shelby? Yeah, I'm not going to need you to babysit tonight. You can go home."

made my day!!

 

[-fish-]

So, I've had exactly two friend requests on this board since the beginning of time, and they both happened today - MOP and glumpy. What am I supposed to know about glumpy?

For some reason I think glumpy is a janitor.

 

[Henry Ford]

So, I've had exactly two friend requests on this board since the beginning of time, and they both happened today - MOP and glumpy. What am I supposed to know about glumpy?

it's the yogi kudu wisdom you be spewing about mop's mental state

Oh. He's of the enlightened sort?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

So, I've had exactly two friend requests on this board since the beginning of time, and they both happened today - MOP and glumpy. What am I supposed to know about glumpy?

it's the yogi kudu wisdom you be spewing about mop's mental state

Oh. He's of the enlightened sort?

No clue. You went next level on them, and they like you now.