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No money in my Stars account.

And I think I'm invited to a BBQ/Boozefest tonight. I'll be going solo since my wife has to work late. I may or may not masturbate there. I'll text you updates every 15 minutes.
I remember when you used to drunkenly text me. Sure, most of it was cat pics, but still. :kicksrock:
Now you're all bored out.

 
Did a little pro-bono work for a uranium consultant this week who has spent much of this year in Paris. He's sending me a bottle of 1973 (year I was born) Armagnac as a thank you. Pretty cool, though I have no idea what that is. Anybody familiar? Tre? Cos?
Armagnac is cognac from the lands originally owned by D'Artagnon. (Three musketeers). Actually true.It's a county that makes brandy. It's tasty.

 
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Pickles' post of "Take it, Krista. Take the baton" was still the funniest of the Shelby night for me, for some reason.

 
No money in my Stars account.

And I think I'm invited to a BBQ/Boozefest tonight. I'll be going solo since my wife has to work late. I may or may not masturbate there. I'll text you updates every 15 minutes.
I remember when you used to drunkenly text me. Sure, most of it was cat pics, but still. :kicksrock:
You used to call me. Then you got all married and mommed up. :(

 
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No money in my Stars account.

And I think I'm invited to a BBQ/Boozefest tonight. I'll be going solo since my wife has to work late. I may or may not masturbate there. I'll text you updates every 15 minutes.
I remember when you used to drunkenly text me. Sure, most of it was cat pics, but still. :kicksrock:
You used to call me. Then you got all married and mommed up.
You used to call me. Then you put a ###### on your head and stopped making quite so bad decisions.

 
No money in my Stars account.

And I think I'm invited to a BBQ/Boozefest tonight. I'll be going solo since my wife has to work late. I may or may not masturbate there. I'll text you updates every 15 minutes.
I remember when you used to drunkenly text me. Sure, most of it was cat pics, but still. :kicksrock:
You used to call me. Then you got all married and mommed up.
You used to call me. Then you put a ###### on your head and stopped making quite so bad decisions.
<_<

I still make A LOT of bad decisions. Thank you.

However bribing the boys with lasertag, bowling and video games tomorrow for going to bed tonight and letting me sleep in tomorrow isn't one of them.

 
Was just watching my buddy Tony "bag a donuts" with Dylan on my lap. He can't believe that I know him but just kept saying "I need to be able to do that".

He also explained why he likes to go shirtless. Because he wants to be like Ozzy. I don't know if I should be proud or really scared.
Huh?
Dylan wants to be a rock star. He has been teaching himself keyboards too. Actual lessons are coming soon.
Oh, cool Good for him.

 
Just got the standings for the bball bet

Dickfaces 38

Stanford & Tennessee

Team SLB 33

UCONN, Florida, Wisconsin, Louisville

I've Never Felt A ###### 31

UCONN, Baylor
Team SLB 38

UCONN, Florida, Wisconsin, Louisville

Dickfaces 38

Stanford & Tennessee

I've Never Felt A ###### 33

UCONN, Baylor

Oh hells yeah!!!! :towelwave:

Splitting 2 grand with my brother cousin, would be awesome. Just need one more win out of, just one, these four teams.

 
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Was just watching my buddy Tony "bag a donuts" with Dylan on my lap. He can't believe that I know him but just kept saying "I need to be able to do that".

He also explained why he likes to go shirtless. Because he wants to be like Ozzy. I don't know if I should be proud or really scared.
Huh?
Dylan wants to be a rock star. He has been teaching himself keyboards too. Actual lessons are coming soon.
Oh, cool Good for him.
:lmao: Kid is a trip. So much different than Cal. When I picked up Cal today at GF's house he told me there was another boy, 11, over there that kept hitting him. I asked him if he hit him back and he replied yes. Then he said the 11 threw him up against the wall. He was obviously a little rattled. Dylan says "then you throw him up against the wall twice as hard!!". :lmao: Cal is certainly a lover and not a fighter. Dylan is me. :bag:

 
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