GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Abraham]

Found it - Lauren petrowski.

blazing?

Someone likes her

 

[Henry Ford]

My dog is refusing to drop a deuce tonight. I don't know what he's protesting, but it's very effective at getting me to want to fix it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I would give my middle nut to go to an NYC/Chicagor cornhole. I just need a sponsor. Could you imagine how my shtick would play in some sort of real metropolis?

Tanner: OMG the Empire State Building is awesome

Anyone that doesn't know him: Dude, that's the Sears Tower.

Tanner: You mean the Freedom Tower. That's right, my mistake. Hey, do you guys miss Ed Koch? He was great.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Found it - Lauren petrowski.

blazing?

Someone likes her

 

[bentley]

Found it - Lauren petrowski.

She's attractive enough but she looks a little plastic. I don't think I've ever met her outside of one Chamber of Commerce thing. Christine Haas, the regular Fox 7 anchor is pretty hot in person.

http://www.hungerisunacceptable.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/DSC_0102-2.jpg

 

[krista4]

I would give my middle nut to go to an NYC/Chicagor cornhole. I just need a sponsor. Could you imagine how my shtick would play in some sort of real metropolis?

Sponsorship approved.

 

[kevzilla]

http://www.hungerisunacceptable.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/DSC_0102-2.jpg

Great f'n posting.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I would give my middle nut to go to an NYC/Chicagor cornhole. I just need a sponsor. Could you imagine how my shtick would play in some sort of real metropolis?

Sponsorship approved.

He needs to fill out a lot of paperwork first.

 

[Otis]

When's the next big NYC cornhole?

Still recovering from the last one.

You ever make it home?

No. Been posting from LaGuardia for the pat 4 years.

Wouldn't totally shock me.

 

[Otis]

I would give my middle nut to go to an NYC/Chicagor cornhole. I just need a sponsor. Could you imagine how my shtick would play in some sort of real metropolis?

Sponsorship approved.

He needs to fill out a lot of paperwork first.

I'd chip in for a ticket.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ow

 

[kevzilla]

Ow

Stub your toe, GB? Or hung over on month-end like the rest of us?

 

[Drifter]

I made fish tacos last night. Easily as good as anything available in SoCal.

I prefer TexMex/Santa Fe Mex to CalMex anyway - Green Chile and lots o' cheese is the awesome.

 

[Gadzooks]

Ow

Is that the sting of the hot Mrs SLB leaving you for me? Is today the day? FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gadzooks]

Last day to get your HR pool picks in. Remember, I do accept Arby's coupons as payment for dues.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Last day to get your HR pool picks in. Remember, I do accept Arby's coupons as payment for dues.

Homer's definitely the first one to get sent to HR. What do I win?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ow

Stub your toe, GB? Or hung over on month-end like the rest of us?

The second thing. I really need to get back to not drinking on Sundays. I had a pretty good streak going.

Ow

Is that the sting of the hot Mrs SLB leaving you for me? Is today the day? FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm doing my best to make her hate me.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Intern interviews all this week. Shtick questions that can actually tell me something about these people now being accepted.

 

[Henry Ford]

Intern interviews all this week. Shtick questions that can actually tell me something about these people now being accepted.

"Which president do you think would make the best personal assistant, and why?"

 

[Henry Ford]

"If you could get a helper monkey to do one task for you every day, what task would it be?"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Intern interviews all this week. Shtick questions that can actually tell me something about these people now being accepted.

"Which president do you think would make the best personal assistant, and why?"

"Lincoln would never fit under your desk" ftw

 

[Henry Ford]

Have you ever interned for a business with a sex dungeon before?

 

[Henry Ford]

Say three things you like about this job. But say them as doge.

 

[T Bell]

When's the next big NYC cornhole?

Still recovering from the last one.

You ever make it home?

No. Been posting from LaGuardia for the pat 4 years.

Wouldn't totally shock me.

Does La Guardia have a pond?

 

[T Bell]

When an interviewer found out that I'd played some college baseball, he asked me why it was that they had balks in baseball. That's about the only time that I've been caught completely unprepared to answer an interview question.

 

[Henry Ford]

Would you ever let another man put his lips on your cocktail at a bar?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Say three things you like about this job. But say them as doge.

That would be the greatest thing ever.

 

[Annyong]

How far can you throw a Ritz cracker?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Would you ever let another man put his lips on your cocktail at a bar?

They don't have tails.

 

[Ignoramus]

Say three things you like about this job. But say them as doge.

And if he says anything other than "You mean that stupid thing from the internet?" tell him to pound sand.

 

[T Bell]

Get dressed in this Joseph Ducreux outfit and arguing a motion for summary judgment in character.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Are 'Dawn' and 'Don' homophones?"

 

[T Bell]

"Are 'Dawn' and 'Don' homophones?"

NTTAWWT

 

[Henry Ford]

What did your face look like before your parents were born?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not related to interview questions.

Stoner dogs (SFW, hit-and-miss, some gems)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Last day to get your HR pool picks in. Remember, I do accept Arby's coupons as payment for dues.

Homer's definitely the first one to get sent to HR. What do I win?

"Wait a minute, harass is one word?"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Say three things you like about this job. But say them as doge.

such office supplies

very break room

so chrissmus party

wow

 

[Homer J Simpson]

When's the next big NYC cornhole?

Still recovering from the last one.

You ever make it home?

No. Been posting from LaGuardia for the pat 4 years.

Wouldn't totally shock me.

Does La Guardia have a pond?

Nope. Shuke's beard is now ZZ Toppian.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Take these sunglasses and give me your best David Caruso impression..."

 

[Henry Ford]

"Take these sunglasses and give me your best David Caruso impression..."

Sounds like the most important thing about this interview....

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Is what kind of impression you get from me.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Henry Ford]

This looked way too close to page 2.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Last day to get your HR pool picks in. Remember, I do accept Arby's coupons as payment for dues.

Homer's definitely the first one to get sent to HR. What do I win?

"Wait a minute, harass is one word?"

Nothing for this one, huh?

F### you people.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Last day to get your HR pool picks in. Remember, I do accept Arby's coupons as payment for dues.

Homer's definitely the first one to get sent to HR. What do I win?

"Wait a minute, harass is one word?"

Nothing for this one, huh?

F### you people.

What's a hara ss?

 

[General Malaise]

Last day to get your HR pool picks in. Remember, I do accept Arby's coupons as payment for dues.

Homer's definitely the first one to get sent to HR. What do I win?

"Wait a minute, harass is one word?"

Nothing for this one, huh?

F### you people.

In harass?

 

[Henry Ford]

Man, Homer's got a hair up harass about that post

 

[General Malaise]

GM- How's that HM training coming along?

Bentley- Being a lazy drunk has me thinking I won't beat your time next month.

Hoping to find a solid group of wheelchair abled runners and draft them.

 

[Chaos Commish]

Beautiful women are carriers for Tourette Syndrome, and I'm still a little embarrassed about it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In kind of a weird coincidence, Mrs. SLB called me last night saying she was going to stop to get Mexican food. She rarely eats anything that isn't grilled chicken or vegetables these days. I made the mistake of eating some of her enchilada though so now I want some. I also had some of her Mexican food. GOOD MORNIN' EVRAYBODY!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Really, I need enchiladas now.

 

[Henry Ford]

Really, I need enchiladas now.

I have a great enchilada sauce recipe, but it's sonoran in origin, so it's obviously terrible and I just don't know it.