GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Really, I need enchiladas now.

I have a great enchilada sauce recipe, but it's sonoran in origin, so it's obviously terrible and I just don't know it.

Might as well eat at Olive Garden IMO.

 

[Henry Ford]

Really, I need enchiladas now.

I have a great enchilada sauce recipe, but it's sonoran in origin, so it's obviously terrible and I just don't know it.

Might as well eat at Olive Garden IMO.

Their enchiladas are awful.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Really, I need enchiladas now.

I have a great enchilada sauce recipe, but it's sonoran in origin, so it's obviously terrible and I just don't know it.

Might as well eat at Olive Garden IMO.

Their enchiladas are awful.

Tuscan Mexican food is the worst.

 

[Henry Ford]

Really, I need enchiladas now.

I have a great enchilada sauce recipe, but it's sonoran in origin, so it's obviously terrible and I just don't know it.

Might as well eat at Olive Garden IMO.

Their enchiladas are awful.

Tuscan Mexican food is the worst.

Wrong Mexicans.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ow

Enjoy the nice weather?

 

[Henry Ford]

How old would a woman have to be before the story isn't worth having sex with someone her age? Like, I think having sex with Charo is totally worth it, but Madeleine Albright is too much. What's the cutoff?

 

[-fish-]

How old would a woman have to be before the story isn't worth having sex with someone her age? Like, I think having sex with Charo is totally worth it, but Madeleine Albright is too much. What's the cutoff?

at some point, wouldn't the age justify the story again anyway?

 

[Henry Ford]

How old would a woman have to be before the story isn't worth having sex with someone her age? Like, I think having sex with Charo is totally worth it, but Madeleine Albright is too much. What's the cutoff?

at some point, wouldn't the age justify the story again anyway?

I don't think so.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Yeah. Lots of the people here get to experience 30 and 40-something sex once... twice a decade. The story about the 93 year-old who treated you like you were Bodacious in his prime until she threw out a hip and had to be hauled off by EMTs is going to get somebody's attention.

 

[Annyong]

Henry Ford is the best addition to this thread since The Battle of ManAsses.

 

[Annyong]

GM- How's that HM training coming along?

Hoping to find a solid group of wheelchair abled runners and draft them.

That's a good plan. Had a 5 or 6 miler planned today but I skipped it to drink beer and watch baseball.

 

[-fish-]

Yeah. Lots of the people here get to experience 30 and 40-something sex once... twice a decade. The story about the 93 year-old who treated you like you were Bodacious in his prime until she threw out a hip and had to be hauled off by EMTs is going to get somebody's attention.

this.

 

[General Malaise]

This Anchorman 2 thing is abysmal. Just horrid.

Just wait. It gets worse.

I'm sure it does.

I'm going to have to throw my TV away after this.

And the wife fell asleep 40 minutes ago.

Can't believe you rented this thing. You seem smarter than that.

 

[Henry Ford]

Yeah. Lots of the people here get to experience 30 and 40-something sex once... twice a decade. The story about the 93 year-old who treated you like you were Bodacious in his prime until she threw out a hip and had to be hauled off by EMTs is going to get somebody's attention.

I feel like 65-70 would give a similar feel, but 90 is really stretching it.

I would definitely bang a woman on her 100th birthday, though. Baby, I'm about to give you the best stroke you've ever had.

 

[-fish-]

Not a lot of relevant results when you search "hottest 100-year old women"

 

[General Malaise]

GM- How's that HM training coming along?

Hoping to find a solid group of wheelchair abled runners and draft them.

That's a good plan. Had a 5 or 6 miler planned today but I skipped it to drink beer and watch baseball.

Yeah, I obliterated my run yesterday with much drinking and all you can eat stadium food. Then I came home, fixed a big bowl of leftover salmon and because that seemed just a touch on the healthy side, I layered it with a lotta cheese. And this hangover today ain't gonna cure itself, so I'm sure there is early drinking coming my way.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ow

Enjoy the nice weather?

That I did GB. Of course I'm pretty sure I looked like one of those zombies on my walk this morning.

Also, these enchiladas are really incredible.

 

[Henry Ford]

Not a lot of relevant results when you search "hottest 100-year old women"

http://sentinelwealth.com/images/uploads/blog/Old_Smoker_Lady.jpg

 

[-fish-]

WTF?

 

[Henry Ford]

WTF?

See, that's what I mean. Once you get past about 80, you have no idea what you're going to find going on in that body.

 

[Limp Ditka]

WTF?

"Now I'm all horny" /tanner

 

[-fish-]

WTF?

See, that's what I mean. Once you get past about 80, you have no idea what you're going to find going on in that body.

but you have a story about banging a 100-year old goat woman.

 

[Guster]

WTF?

Looks like a horny old lady to me

 

[Henry Ford]

WTF?

See, that's what I mean. Once you get past about 80, you have no idea what you're going to find going on in that body.

but you have a story about banging a 100-year old goat woman.

But do they call me MacDonald the fence builder? No.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM- How's that HM training coming along?

Hoping to find a solid group of wheelchair abled runners and draft them.

That's a good plan. Had a 5 or 6 miler planned today but I skipped it to drink beer and watch baseball.

And this hangover today ain't gonna cure itself, so I'm sure there is early drinking coming my way.

I tried to eat a salad today but it tasted like burning. Should have gotten enchiladas hours ago.

 

[T Bell]

WTF?

"Would bang."

/Hellboy

 

[St. Louis Bob]

WTF?

Looks like a retarded unicorn.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

WTF?

See, that's what I mean. Once you get past about 80, you have no idea what you're going to find going on in that body.

but you have a story about banging a 100-year old goat woman.

But do they call me MacDonald the fence builder? No.

And on that farm he had a 100 year-old broad with a horn on her knees begging for him to eat her enchilada.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

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[General Malaise]

GM- How's that HM training coming along?

Hoping to find a solid group of wheelchair abled runners and draft them.

That's a good plan. Had a 5 or 6 miler planned today but I skipped it to drink beer and watch baseball.

And this hangover today ain't gonna cure itself, so I'm sure there is early drinking coming my way.

I tried to eat a salad today but it tasted like burning. Should have gotten enchiladas hours ago.

There's a Wildwings a mile from my office that I stop at before going home. The bartender is pretty sweet on GM (also a FB friend and kinda cute) and makes me feel like I'm not hideous and dying, so I tip her nicely. It's too bad their food sucks because really, it's a neat place.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM- How's that HM training coming along?

Hoping to find a solid group of wheelchair abled runners and draft them.

That's a good plan. Had a 5 or 6 miler planned today but I skipped it to drink beer and watch baseball.

And this hangover today ain't gonna cure itself, so I'm sure there is early drinking coming my way.

I tried to eat a salad today but it tasted like burning. Should have gotten enchiladas hours ago.

There's a Wildwings a mile from my office that I stop at before going home. The bartender is pretty sweet on GM (also a FB friend and kinda cute) and makes me feel like I'm not hideous and dying, so I tip her nicely. It's too bad their food sucks because really, it's a neat place.

You may be kind of pale but get try rocking a vag head. I love girls. They're neat.

I've never been there but I try to avoid chains like dickAIDS.

My only mistake was not getting more enchiladas.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ow

Enjoy the nice weather?

That I did GB. Of course I'm pretty sure I looked like one of those zombies on my walk this morning.

Also, these enchiladas are really incredible.

Aren't you too far from Mexico to enjoy food?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This Anchorman 2 thing is abysmal. Just horrid.

Just wait. It gets worse.

I'm sure it does.

I'm going to have to throw my TV away after this.

And the wife fell asleep 40 minutes ago.

Can't believe you rented this thing. You seem smarter than that.

Pay attention, Farnsworth. My wife BOUGHT a bootleg copy from some kid at work.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ow

Enjoy the nice weather?

That I did GB. Of course I'm pretty sure I looked like one of those zombies on my walk this morning.

Also, these enchiladas are really incredible.

Aren't you too far from Mexico to enjoy food?

Welcome to the GMTAN Da Raiders!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's a Wildwings a mile from my office that I stop at before going home. The bartender is pretty sweet on GM (also a FB friend and kinda cute) and makes me feel like I'm not hideous and dying, so I tip her nicely. It's too bad their food sucks because really, it's a neat place.

No offense...but I think you got a "tail wagging the dog" thing going on here.

 

[Henry Ford]

So, because she fell asleep last night, should we assume she wants to watch the rest of it tonight?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GM- How's that HM training coming along?

Hoping to find a solid group of wheelchair abled runners and draft them.

That's a good plan. Had a 5 or 6 miler planned today but I skipped it to drink beer and watch baseball.

And this hangover today ain't gonna cure itself, so I'm sure there is early drinking coming my way.

I tried to eat a salad today but it tasted like burning. Should have gotten enchiladas hours ago.

There's a Wildwings a mile from my office that I stop at before going home. The bartender is pretty sweet on GM (also a FB friend and kinda cute) and makes me feel like I'm not hideous and dying, so I tip her nicely. It's too bad their food sucks because really, it's a neat place.

Your friends list scares and confuses me.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Ow

Enjoy the nice weather?

That I did GB. Of course I'm pretty sure I looked like one of those zombies on my walk this morning.

Also, these enchiladas are really incredible.

Aren't you too far from Mexico to enjoy food?

Welcome to the GMTAN Da Raiders!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So, because she fell asleep last night, should we assume she wants to watch the rest of it tonight?

This is not happening.

Here is the conversation we had when she brought home the DVD(s):

Me: You know we can stream just about any movie we want, right?

Her: Yeah but when I tried to watch "American Hustle" it kept stopping. (our modem needed to be reset but she didn't want me to do it while she was watching the movie. She'd rather have the playback be sketchy through the entire movie than take a 3-4 minute break while the modem fired back up )

Me: And "Anchorman 2" is supposed to be terrible.

Her: I heard it was good.

Me: Who told you that?

Her: I don't know. I just heard it was good. (this typically means some 19 year old hostess or busboy mentioned that they saw it and didn't say it was terrible)

So she falls asleep halfway through the movie. This morning I told her "That movie sucked balls just like it was supposed to. Who the hell told you it was good?". She says "I don't remember." So I say "Next time remember who recommends what to you. These people should be punched."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Nothing like throwing your ace out there for 105 pitches on opening day.

 

[T Bell]

This Anchorman 2 thing is abysmal. Just horrid.

Just wait. It gets worse.

I'm sure it does.

I'm going to have to throw my TV away after this.

And the wife fell asleep 40 minutes ago.

Can't believe you rented this thing. You seem smarter than that.

Pay attention, Farnsworth. My wife BOUGHT a bootleg copy from some kid at work.

So basically the best part about the movie was not having to watch the stupid FBI warning.

 

[-fish-]

Nothing like throwing your ace out there for 105 pitches on opening day.

signing him for a bazillion dollars and then having him start the season on the DL?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nothing like throwing your ace out there for 105 pitches on opening day.

No kidding. Too bad they don't have any other quality arms.

 

[GroveDiesel]

When Will Ferrell turned up on every single commercial, news show, sporting event, etc to promote Anchorman 2, it seemed pretty obvious that it was going to be beyond awful.

 

[General Malaise]

Not the first nor certainly not the last time I've paid females to pretend to like me. With a miniscule penis and this skin tone, I sorta have to.

There's a Wildwings a mile from my office that I stop at before going home. The bartender is pretty sweet on GM (also a FB friend and kinda cute) and makes me feel like I'm not hideous and dying, so I tip her nicely. It's too bad their food sucks because really, it's a neat place.

No offense...but I think you got a "tail wagging the dog" thing going on here.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

When Will Ferrell turned up on every single commercial, news show, sporting event, etc to promote Anchorman 2, it seemed pretty obvious that it was going to be beyond awful.

Yeah, I was expecting an academy award, but then... boom! Dodge commercial.

 

[General Malaise]

GM- How's that HM training coming along?

Hoping to find a solid group of wheelchair abled runners and draft them.

That's a good plan. Had a 5 or 6 miler planned today but I skipped it to drink beer and watch baseball.

And this hangover today ain't gonna cure itself, so I'm sure there is early drinking coming my way.

I tried to eat a salad today but it tasted like burning. Should have gotten enchiladas hours ago.

There's a Wildwings a mile from my office that I stop at before going home. The bartender is pretty sweet on GM (also a FB friend and kinda cute) and makes me feel like I'm not hideous and dying, so I tip her nicely. It's too bad their food sucks because really, it's a neat place.

Your friends list scares and confuses me.

Friend request sent.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GM's friends list:

-CFO

-Harvard

-Stanford

-Pot dealer

-COO

-Sweeps up peanut shells at Toby Keith's I Love This Bar

-Lives in Kenilworth, IL

-Co-founder of Microsoft

-Bartender at the Boar's Nest

-Famous actress/hot piece of ### who wouldn't let him cop a feel when they were in junior high together

-President of Earth

-Priest

-Bum

-CEO

-Retired God

-Graduate of Life University, School of Hard Knocks

-Student at Yale by day. By night, "Jasmine" on the side stage

-VP of Importance at Importantech

-flaghoople

You start out going, "Holy ####. How is GM friends with these people?"

Followed quickly by, "Holy ####. How is GM friends with these people?"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When Will Ferrell turned up on every single commercial, news show, sporting event, etc to promote Anchorman 2, it seemed pretty obvious that it was going to be beyond awful.

Yeah, I was expecting an academy award, but then... boom! Doge commercial.

so suv

very durango

wow gas mileage

 

[tommyGunZ]

Not the first nor certainly not the last time I've paid females to pretend to like me. With a miniscule penis and this skin tone, I sorta have to.

There's a Wildwings a mile from my office that I stop at before going home. The bartender is pretty sweet on GM (also a FB friend and kinda cute) and makes me feel like I'm not hideous and dying, so I tip her nicely. It's too bad their food sucks because really, it's a neat place.

No offense...but I think you got a "tail wagging the dog" thing going on here.

If it makes you feel any better GM, I was in Vegas this wkend and one of my buddies ran up a $6k tab at Saffire Friday night. When the X wore off around noon on Saturday, he considered reporting his card stolen until he was reminded that they fingerprinted him at the script club.