GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Not sure whether to make a quip about ghost riding or the impact budget cutbacks can have: link

Efficiency

 

[Aerial Assault]

Oh yeah, in regards to the bicycle guys, I also hate the runners, walkers that strap little bottles of water and other junk all over their body like they are ####### Batman or something. Knock it the #### off.

Mrs. SLB does this. <_< She's running in a marathon relay on Sunday. Should be a real treat the rest of the week.

Batman

 

[shuke]

I have two days to rewatch all three seasons of Game of Thrones before Sunday night. Not a bad weekend planned.

In the midst of a marathon myself. Who's making the popcorn?

I bought this cool device to make popcorn on the big green egg. It's basically like a wire mesh container with a handle that clasps shut. Looking forward to using it whenever it stops snowing.

If only there was a way to make popcorn...indoors...in about 2.5 minutes.

Maybe someday.

Popcorn on a grill. #### the #### off.

 

[Henry Ford]

I hate how stupid young adults are.

 

[shuke]

Can someone explain ANNOUNCE shtick to me? TIA.

One of our long running chat boards had different commands you could use. One of them was <announce>, which would put "ANNOUNCE" before whatever you typed. It was usually saved for really important things that needed to be said.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Or anything that needed to be said.

 

[mr. furley]

I have two days to rewatch all three seasons of Game of Thrones before Sunday night. Not a bad weekend planned.

In the midst of a marathon myself. Who's making the popcorn?

I bought this cool device to make popcorn on the big green egg. It's basically like a wire mesh container with a handle that clasps shut. Looking forward to using it whenever it stops snowing.

If only there was a way to make popcorn...indoors...in about 2.5 minutes.

Maybe someday.

Popcorn on a grill. #### the #### off.

 

[shuke]

WE NEED ONE MORE FOR POKER

 

[mr. furley]

ANNOUNCE: WE NEED ONE MORE FOR POKER

FTFY

 

[charvik]

Oh yeah, in regards to the bicycle guys, I also hate the runners, walkers that strap little bottles of water and other junk all over their body like they are ####### Batman or something. Knock it the #### off.

Mrs. SLB does this. <_< She's running in a marathon relay on Sunday. Should be a real treat the rest of the week.

Those water bottle things aren't really necessary unless you're running like 12 miles.

I use my wife's for vodka.

 

[Annyong]

Oh yeah, in regards to the bicycle guys, I also hate the runners, walkers that strap little bottles of water and other junk all over their body like they are ####### Batman or something. Knock it the #### off.

Mrs. SLB does this. <_< She's running in a marathon relay on Sunday. Should be a real treat the rest of the week.

Those water bottle things aren't really necessary unless you're running like 12 miles.

I use my wife's for vodka.

Her kooz?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Well #### you guys then.

 

[strykerpks]

More bang for your buck

Bra ####### vo.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ALERT:

I have received PayPal for 50/50 tickets from

Bob H

Chris C

Chase C

Andrew G

If you're interested I'd like to get the tickets done by tomorrow AM.

Thanks to everyone so far!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I hate how stupid young adults are.

Last time I bring it up but the place I met Romo at for dinner was filled with 20 something people. I was shocked how busy they were for a Thursday night and also filled with hate.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

ALERT:

I have received PayPal for 50/50 tickets from

Bob H

Chris C

Chase C

Andrew G

If you're interested I'd like to get the tickets done by tomorrow AM.

Thanks to everyone so far!

Surprised Frank R isn't in.

 

[kevzilla]

Everyone in here dead or what?

Feel free not to reply if you are.

I don't know wtf is wrong with me. I just sit here in my computer chair like an enormous amoeba.

Think I'll go to a neighborhood bar and try to pick up a slump-buster.

The slump - busters are with the band.

 

[Henry Ford]

I hate how stupid young adults are.

Last time I bring it up but the place I met Romo at for dinner was filled with 20 something people. I was shocked how busy they were for a Thursday night and also filled with hate.

They make me so angry.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I hate how stupid young adults are.

Last time I bring it up but the place I met Romo at for dinner was filled with 20 something people. I was shocked how busy they were for a Thursday night and also filled with hate.

They make me so angry.

Seriously. Young people drinking martinis. Macking on broads. It was disgusting. Just like my last poker hand.

 

[mr roboto]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I hate how stupid young adults are.

Last time I bring it up but the place I met Romo at for dinner was filled with 20 something people. I was shocked how busy they were for a Thursday night and also filled with hate.

That's a pretty slow night for a restaurant.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB played a couple of hands for me and was winning.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

GFY

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I hate how stupid young adults are.

Last time I bring it up but the place I met Romo at for dinner was filled with 20 something people. I was shocked how busy they were for a Thursday night and also filled with hate.

That's a pretty slow night for a restaurant.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

GFY

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Having kids is great.

 

[mr roboto]

 

[kevzilla]

Having kids is great.

Getting shut down by a gal that's fatter than you are is pretty awesome too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Having kids is great.

Getting shut down by a gal that's fatter than you are is pretty awesome too.

 

[Abraham]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

GFY

I turn 37 on Sunday. Yawn.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Having kids is great.

Go home, Bob. You're drunk.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I almost had a guy T-bone me today. I have to tell you, it was exhilarating.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Having kids is great.

Getting shut down by a gal that's fatter than you are is pretty awesome too.

Freaking double standard, man.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Having kids is great.

Go home, Bob. You're drunk.

I AM HOME MOTHER####ER!!

Again. Love you guys but this sucks. I need to sell more, faster. I'm not cut out for this ####.

 

[Abraham]

I am having my first major issues with my Mac. And for as big of a nerd as I am this is a problem. Also because I'm drunk. But if I don't get this ####### birthday slide show burnt to DVD soon I'm going to ducking kill someone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ALERT:

I have received PayPal for 50/50 tickets from

Bob H

Chris C

Chase C

Andrew G

If you're interested I'd like to get the tickets done by tomorrow AM.

Thanks to everyone so far!

Add: R. Sargent.

I just got done writing names on 200 tickets.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I am having my first major issues with my Mac. And for as big of a nerd as I am this is a problem. Also because I'm drunk. But if I don't get this ####### birthday slide show burnt to DVD soon I'm going to ducking kill someone.

I've been using a Mac at work for the last 18 years. I wish I could help, though. The one thing I've never done is used it to burn a DVD.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I need interaction. I love being at a bar, casino, restaurant, wherever and talking to people. I'll just say "hey", generally to a hot chick, and see what happens. I consider it an adventure. You never know, they may know Chris Holt.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got done writing names on 200 tickets.

Oh come on

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think I'm going to try that "On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?" question on my wife.

"with 1 being you're watching George The Animal Steel poop into a gravy boat and 10 being me in my dandiest suit"

 

[Frostillicus]

Worked from home today because of stupid snow. Have basically been watching this Game of Thrones marathon for 13 hours. Great show. So many boobs too so bonus.

 

[shuke]

I need interaction. I love being at a bar, casino, restaurant, wherever and talking to people. I'll just say "hey", generally to a hot chick, and see what happens. I consider it an adventure. You never know, they may know Chris Holt.

Seem pretty short with me at the poker table.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just got done writing names on 200 tickets.

Oh come on

Check your texts, Boner.

 

[Abraham]

I am having my first major issues with my Mac. And for as big of a nerd as I am this is a problem. Also because I'm drunk. But if I don't get this ####### birthday slide show burnt to DVD soon I'm going to ducking kill someone.

I've been using a Mac at work for the last 18 years. I wish I could help, though. The one thing I've never done is used it to burn a DVD.

It's ####### INFURIATING. Why? Because you have yo use their ###### propriety formats and this that and the other. And since none of the dickhole machines have optical drives, you have to use an external. And mine is an HP DVR+, not an Apple Super Drive. So every time I try to burn it it takes a #### on my face and makes me beg for seconds.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I need interaction. I love being at a bar, casino, restaurant, wherever and talking to people. I'll just say "hey", generally to a hot chick, and see what happens. I consider it an adventure. You never know, they may know Chris Holt.

Seem pretty short with me at the poker table.

LOL

Sorry GB, I was talking to Mrs. SLB. She took over for a couple of hands while I used the bathroom. Got dealt A's and checked them, I understand, and you all folded. At least that's waht she told me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got done writing names on 200 tickets.

Oh come on

Check your texts, Boner.

I'M BUYING YOU A LAP DANCE!!

Thanks GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I am having my first major issues with my Mac. And for as big of a nerd as I am this is a problem. Also because I'm drunk. But if I don't get this ####### birthday slide show burnt to DVD soon I'm going to ducking kill someone.

I've been using a Mac at work for the last 18 years. I wish I could help, though. The one thing I've never done is used it to burn a DVD.

It's ####### INFURIATING. Why? Because you have yo use their ###### propriety formats and this that and the other. And since none of the dickhole machines have optical drives, you have to use an external. And mine is an HP DVR+, not an Apple Super Drive. So every time I try to burn it it takes a #### on my face and makes me beg for seconds.

I can show you how to use PowerSchool and PowerSchool Gradebook if that helps any.

 

[General Malaise]

Too late for poker?

 

[General Malaise]

F'n West Coast.

 

[General Malaise]

Another esteemed lawyer would like to enter the dojo....