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[YSR]

ALERT:

I have received PayPal for 50/50 tickets from

Bob H

Chris C

Chase C

Andrew G

If you're interested I'd like to get the tickets done by tomorrow AM.

Thanks to everyone so far!

Add: R. Sargent.

I just got done writing names on 200 tickets.

Add: B. Fesbitt

Add:

Paul D.

You cats are awesome.

Add:

Matt K.

Up to $220 in ticket sales! Pretty sure I'm a shoe-in for the set of steak knives.

<_<

 

[mr. furley]

Just backed my three-day-old car into a pole.

Oops.

Euphamism?

I'm trying to figure out what it could be a euphemism for.

I'm guessing for putting your sweet ### onto a penis.

heyzeus

 

[General Malaise]

ALERT:

I have received PayPal for 50/50 tickets from

Bob H

Chris C

Chase C

Andrew G

If you're interested I'd like to get the tickets done by tomorrow AM.

Thanks to everyone so far!

Add: R. Sargent.

I just got done writing names on 200 tickets.

Add: B. Fesbitt

Add:

Paul D.

You cats are awesome.

Who the fcuk is Paul? Sounds like a dork.

I should have gone with "PJ Somethingitalianzo"

Now THAT'S a guy I would hang out with. Have a beer with. Do some heroin with.

Wine lover right here. Also a heroin lover in case anyone wants to schedule a poppy tour. Huuuuuuge heroin fan. Don't use it. Just like being around it. Study it. Appreciated it. Use it sometimes.

You complete me.

At this Wine Night thing we're doing tomorrow I'm going to ask as many people as possible if they've tried Rain Duck.

 

[Brony]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

JFC

I'm 43 going on 44 and had a doctor's appointment today where I talked about my ####### thyroid, the tendonitis or some other #### in my left heel that causes me to limp for 3 days any time I think about getting off the couch, the #### mole I have on my cheek and the kidney stone I passed last month. 31 might as well be ####### 18.

44 today. Celebrated early this morning by catching erotic traveler on skinemax at 6 am during free hbo & max weekend on DirecTV. Pretty much exactly how I pictured grown up life would be.

 

[General Malaise]

Shot

lol...

On the side of your post were several videos. This one caught my eye. Are 41 year old pasty fat guys frowned upon at Spring Break?

 

[T Bell]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

I feel the same way. My son shares my birthday. I turned 40 last year and nobody gave a ####.

 

[T Bell]

Mrs. SLB played a couple of hands for me and was winning.

"Is this a good hand, honey?"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ALERT:

I have received PayPal for 50/50 tickets from

Bob H

Chris C

Chase C

Andrew G

If you're interested I'd like to get the tickets done by tomorrow AM.

Thanks to everyone so far!

Add: R. Sargent.

I just got done writing names on 200 tickets.

Add: B. Fesbitt

Add:

Paul D.

You cats are awesome.

Add:

Matt K.

Up to $220 in ticket sales! Pretty sure I'm a shoe-in for the set of steak knives.

Caroline C in at the buzzer as well. Thanks to everyone!

 

[General Malaise]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

JFC

I'm 43 going on 44 and had a doctor's appointment today where I talked about my ####### thyroid, the tendonitis or some other #### in my left heel that causes me to limp for 3 days any time I think about getting off the couch, the #### mole I have on my cheek and the kidney stone I passed last month. 31 might as well be ####### 18.

44 today. Celebrated early this morning by catching erotic traveler on skinemax at 6 am during free hbo & max weekend on DirecTV. Pretty much exactly how I pictured grown up life would be.

Ah, damn...I forgot about the free preview. BRB....

 

[General Malaise]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

JFC

I'm 43 going on 44 and had a doctor's appointment today where I talked about my ####### thyroid, the tendonitis or some other #### in my left heel that causes me to limp for 3 days any time I think about getting off the couch, the #### mole I have on my cheek and the kidney stone I passed last month. 31 might as well be ####### 18.

44 today. Celebrated early this morning by catching erotic traveler on skinemax at 6 am during free hbo & max weekend on DirecTV. Pretty much exactly how I pictured grown up life would be.

Ah, damn...I forgot about the free preview. BRB....

Whew. That was fun. Now what?

 

[Guster]

Oh, and still pending @GMTAN.

should be good to go now

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

JFC

I'm 43 going on 44 and had a doctor's appointment today where I talked about my ####### thyroid, the tendonitis or some other #### in my left heel that causes me to limp for 3 days any time I think about getting off the couch, the #### mole I have on my cheek and the kidney stone I passed last month. 31 might as well be ####### 18.

44 today. Celebrated early this morning by catching erotic traveler on skinemax at 6 am during free hbo & max weekend on DirecTV. Pretty much exactly how I pictured grown up life would be.

Ah, damn...I forgot about the free preview. BRB....

Whew. That was fun. Now what?

Related

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

GFY

I turn 37 on Sunday. Yawn.

FY2

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB played a couple of hands for me and was winning.

"Is this a good hand, honey?"

Oh she's a playa

 

[Annyong]

I turn 31 in October. You guys are all old as hell. Except Uni. He's like 26 I think.

 

[mr roboto]

I turn 31 in October. You guys are all old as hell. Except Uni. He's like 26 I think.

Do you play golf? I don't have anyone around here to golf with.

 

[Henry Ford]

I turn 31 in October. You guys are all old as hell. Except Uni. He's like 26 I think.

I can't remember - do people have all their teeth by 30? I know you don't have all your hair.

 

[proninja]

I turn 31 in October. You guys are all old as hell. Except Uni. He's like 26 I think.

Do you play golf? I don't have anyone around here to golf with.

Can I interest you in Seattle? If you hurry you could get here before Krista buys all the houses.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Shot

looks like zooks face SIDA! thops

was that wine or jaeger?

 

[mr roboto]

I turn 31 in October. You guys are all old as hell. Except Uni. He's like 26 I think.

Do you play golf? I don't have anyone around here to golf with.

Can I interest you in Seattle? If you hurry you could get here before Krista buys all the houses.

That would be an expensive round...

 

[krista4]

Can't believe no one has accused me yet of killing Drifter by moving here. During today's morning hike apparently I caused a tree death, though. We heard what sounded like two gunshots and looked back to see a tree about 50 feet behind us implode. Weird.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

 

[mr roboto]

Drifter's shot video isn't set up for mobile...

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Can't believe no one has accused me yet of killing Drifter by moving here. During today's morning hike apparently I caused a tree death, though. We heard what sounded like two gunshots and looked back to see a tree about 50 feet behind us implode. Weird.

nice job krista! we were trying to not state the obvious......go with god drifter.

 

[UniAlias]

I turn 31 in October. You guys are all old as hell. Except Uni. He's like 26 I think.

28. Token bearded homeless baby of the group.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I turn 31 in October. You guys are all old as hell. Except Uni. He's like 26 I think.

28. Token bearded homeless baby of the group.

In my college football game, I have a corner with your last name and the first name Chance. Since it is so close, I changed it to Chase. You're now an All-American corner for the Virginia Cavaliers, and are therefore provided on-campus housing that does not involve a bridge. Oh, and you're white! Congrats!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Can't believe no one has accused me yet of killing Drifter by moving here. During today's morning hike apparently I caused a tree death, though. We heard what sounded like two gunshots and looked back to see a tree about 50 feet behind us implode. Weird.

You're bad juju, babe.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

I still have my Members Only leather coat if you want to borrow it.

ETA

There's a tear in it and some pretty bad rough spots. Wonder how that happened......

 

[Homer J Simpson]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

What's a bindle?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

JFC

I'm 43 going on 44 and had a doctor's appointment today where I talked about my ####### thyroid, the tendonitis or some other #### in my left heel that causes me to limp for 3 days any time I think about getting off the couch, the #### mole I have on my cheek and the kidney stone I passed last month. 31 might as well be ####### 18.

44 today. Celebrated early this morning by catching erotic traveler on skinemax at 6 am during free hbo & max weekend on DirecTV. Pretty much exactly how I pictured grown up life would be.

Happy Birthday GB

 

[Henry Ford]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

What's a bindle?

A hobo stick.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm considering having Mrs. SLB drop me off at the casino for a party for a girl I barely know that invited me to her birthday party tonight. This is a bad idea right?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm considering having Mrs. SLB drop me off at the casino for a party for a girl I barely know that invited me to her birthday party tonight. This is a bad idea right?

Bad idea? Only if its Opposite Day!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm considering having Mrs. SLB drop me off at the casino for a party for a girl I barely know that invited me to her birthday party tonight. This is a bad idea right?

From where I sit, no. But I'm sitting a couple of thousand miles away from your wife and her fists.

 

[Abraham]

I don't see the problem. Use the old line "it doesn't matter where I look at the menu as long as the steak comes from your kitchen." She will understand if you put it like that.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm considering having Mrs. SLB drop me off at the casino for a party for a girl I barely know that invited me to her birthday party tonight. This is a bad idea right?

Bad idea? Only if its Opposite Day!

I'm considering having Mrs. SLB drop me off at the casino for a party for a girl I barely know that invited me to her birthday party tonight. This is a bad idea right?

From where I sit, no. But I'm sitting a couple of thousand miles away from your wife and her fists.

Bad idea. Got it. Thanks fellas.

 

[General Malaise]

ANNOUNCE!!!!

I sent an email about the Master's Pool to ALL who played in my NFL Playoff Contest this year. That includes many of you, so check your emails now for details on how to play and pay. Most of you probably know JTC, but if you don't, I can vouch for him. Solid as they come. The contest is $25 instead of $20, so adjust your settings accordingly. JTC sent the email out to a bunch of past participants today, so I'm hoping this thing has 30-40 players.

If you DID NOT get the email just now, please either PM me with your email address and I'll forward it along or you can simply email me and I'll reply with details. My address: fnesbitt

AT

aditfunds

DOT

com

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[DA RAIDERS]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

I still have my Members Only leather coat if you want to borrow it.

ETA

There's a tear in it and some pretty bad rough spots. Wonder how that happened......

my senior picture has me sporting a sweet dark maroon members only jacket, wish i still had it

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

What's a bindle?

Little paper square/envelope of coke. Or what I used to call in the 80s a "blow job coupon".

 

[General Malaise]

I'm considering having Mrs. SLB drop me off at the casino for a party for a girl I barely know that invited me to her birthday party tonight. This is a bad idea right?

Bad idea? Only if its Opposite Day!

I'm considering having Mrs. SLB drop me off at the casino for a party for a girl I barely know that invited me to her birthday party tonight. This is a bad idea right?

From where I sit, no. But I'm sitting a couple of thousand miles away from your wife and her fists.

Bad idea. Got it. Thanks fellas.

Mailing address for some pants I can send you?

i'm teasing, GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't see the problem. Use the old line "it doesn't matter where I look at the menu as long as the steak comes from your kitchen." She will understand if you put it like that.

"I just want to have sex with them, it's not like I'm going to be spending money on other women" doesn't work. I tried.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Better?

 

[General Malaise]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

What's a bindle?

Little paper square/envelope of coke. Or what I used to call in the 80s a "blow job coupon".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm considering having Mrs. SLB drop me off at the casino for a party for a girl I barely know that invited me to her birthday party tonight. This is a bad idea right?

Bad idea? Only if its Opposite Day!

I'm considering having Mrs. SLB drop me off at the casino for a party for a girl I barely know that invited me to her birthday party tonight. This is a bad idea right?

From where I sit, no. But I'm sitting a couple of thousand miles away from your wife and her fists.

Bad idea. Got it. Thanks fellas.

Mailing address for some pants I can send you?

i'm teasing, GB.

Remember that my decision making is "questionable" at best.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Better?

Better.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

What's a bindle?

Little paper square/envelope of coke. Or what I used to call in the 80s a "blow job coupon".

People did coke in the 80's? Weird.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

What's a bindle?

Little paper square/envelope of coke. Or what I used to call in the 80s a "blow job coupon".

little blowie for blow..worked like a charm. 'only if i do my bump off your nipples' was always a good one too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Better?

Better.

Even better

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I called my GB that recently told me he preferred the other team to see if he was going. He said he wasn't invited which is odd because he knows her a lot better than I do. He said he has dinner with his new GF (I guess he's more bi?) tonight for her birthday and invited me to meet up with them. I jokingly said "so you're thinking devil's threesome?". He laughed. He didn't say no. Said he would text me later.