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[General Malaise]

I'm considering having Mrs. SLB drop me off at the casino for a party for a girl I barely know that invited me to her birthday party tonight. This is a bad idea right?

Bad idea? Only if its Opposite Day!

I'm considering having Mrs. SLB drop me off at the casino for a party for a girl I barely know that invited me to her birthday party tonight. This is a bad idea right?

From where I sit, no. But I'm sitting a couple of thousand miles away from your wife and her fists.

Bad idea. Got it. Thanks fellas.

Mailing address for some pants I can send you?

i'm teasing, GB.

Remember that my decision making is "questionable" at best.

As opposed to what, mine???

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Better?

Better.

Even better

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Better?

Better.

Even better

Much better.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

ANNOUNCE!!!!

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If you DID NOT get the email just now, please either PM me with your email address and I'll forward it along or you can simply email me and I'll reply with details. My address: fnesbitt

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PM sent

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

What's a bindle?

Little paper square/envelope of coke. Or what I used to call in the 80s a "blow job coupon".

little blowie for blow..worked like a charm. 'only if i do my bump off your nipples' was always a good one too.

Wait...chicks would give blow jobs for coke? I really messed all that up.

 

[General Malaise]

Afraid to google Devil's threesome....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

As opposed to what, mine???

Which is why I've always been a big fan, GB.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

What's a bindle?

Little paper square/envelope of coke. Or what I used to call in the 80s a "blow job coupon".

little blowie for blow..worked like a charm. 'only if i do my bump off your nipples' was always a good one too.

Wait...chicks would give blow jobs for coke? I really messed all that up.

worked both ways....but, dudes were waaaaaaaaaay easier.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Afraid to google Devil's threesome....

A threesome is two girls and one guy. /Chef

 

[St. Louis Bob]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

What's a bindle?

Little paper square/envelope of coke. Or what I used to call in the 80s a "blow job coupon".

little blowie for blow..worked like a charm. 'only if i do my bump off your nipples' was always a good one too.

Wait...chicks would give blow jobs for coke? I really messed all that up.

worked both ways....bud dudes were waaaaaaaaaay easier.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Afraid to google Devil's threesome....

Pretty sure it's a Beck song.

 

[strykerpks]

ANNOUNCE!!!!

I sent an email about the Master's Pool to ALL who played in my NFL Playoff Contest this year. That includes many of you, so check your emails now for details on how to play and pay. Most of you probably know JTC, but if you don't, I can vouch for him. Solid as they come. The contest is $25 instead of $20, so adjust your settings accordingly. JTC sent the email out to a bunch of past participants today, so I'm hoping this thing has 30-40 players.

If you DID NOT get the email just now, please either PM me with your email address and I'll forward it along or you can simply email me and I'll reply with details. My address: fnesbitt

AT

aditfunds

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com

strykerpks at teh gmails

 

[T Bell]

ANNOUNCE!!!!

I sent an email about the Master's Pool to ALL who played in my NFL Playoff Contest this year. That includes many of you, so check your emails now for details on how to play and pay. Most of you probably know JTC, but if you don't, I can vouch for him. Solid as they come. The contest is $25 instead of $20, so adjust your settings accordingly. JTC sent the email out to a bunch of past participants today, so I'm hoping this thing has 30-40 players.

If you DID NOT get the email just now, please either PM me with your email address and I'll forward it along or you can simply email me and I'll reply with details. My address: fnesbitt

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aditfunds

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Bing>hi

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just posted I would need a rider home. Chick said she isn't driving, she has a room.

She's not my cup of tea though. If I were to ever break my sacred marital vows, it wouldn't be with her.

 

[T Bell]

Afraid to google Devil's threesome....

It's the same as a regular threesome, but with one extra horn. Oh, and also a dude's #### in your ###.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB is chiming in.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Afraid to google Devil's threesome....

It's the same as a regular threesome, but with one extra horn. Oh, and also a dude's #### in your ###.

It doesn't have to be that way does it? You could take it in the mouf right?

 

[T Bell]

Afraid to google Devil's threesome....

It's the same as a regular threesome, but with one extra horn. Oh, and also a dude's #### in your ###.

It doesn't have to be that way does it? You could take it in the mouf right?

Only after he uses the tip to draw a moustache on you. It seems Mephistopheles is not without his humor.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Limp Ditka]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

What's a bindle?

Little paper square/envelope of coke. Or what I used to call in the 80s a "blow job coupon".

little blowie for blow..worked like a charm. 'only if i do my bump off your nipples' was always a good one too.

Wait...chicks would give blow jobs for coke? I really messed all that up.

worked both ways....bud dudes were waaaaaaaaaay easier.

 

[General Malaise]

ANNOUNCE!!!!

I sent an email about the Master's Pool to ALL who played in my NFL Playoff Contest this year. That includes many of you, so check your emails now for details on how to play and pay. Most of you probably know JTC, but if you don't, I can vouch for him. Solid as they come. The contest is $25 instead of $20, so adjust your settings accordingly. JTC sent the email out to a bunch of past participants today, so I'm hoping this thing has 30-40 players.

If you DID NOT get the email just now, please either PM me with your email address and I'll forward it along or you can simply email me and I'll reply with details. My address: fnesbitt

AT

aditfunds

DOT

com

strykerpks at teh gmails

Sent

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Afraid to google Devil's threesome....

It's the same as a regular threesome, but with one extra horn. Oh, and also a dude's #### in your ###.

It doesn't have to be that way does it? You could take it in the mouf right?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Afraid to google Devil's threesome....

It's the same as a regular threesome, but with one extra horn. Oh, and also a dude's #### in your ###.

It doesn't have to be that way does it? You could take it in the mouf right?

I didn't like taking showers after practices and games with a bunch of dudes. I don't want any junk near me. Being hetero is the only thing I've been sure about in my life.

NTTAWWT

 

[Annyong]

I turn 31 in October. You guys are all old as hell. Except Uni. He's like 26 I think.

Do you play golf? I don't have anyone around here to golf with.

Not very well, I usually shoot in the 90's and am fine being under 100 as long as I drink a lot on the course.

 

[mr roboto]

I think this page should just quietly disappear...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

my neighbor's wife is having her 40th bday party tonight with an 80's theme. show up with a bindle is the only call, amirite??

What's a bindle?

 

[Henry Ford]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hobo+stick

 

[Annyong]

I think this page should just quietly disappear...

Bunch of D's going in A's and M's and probably E's

 

[Henry Ford]

E's?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Elbow pits?

 

[mr roboto]

Eyes?

 

[Abraham]

My birthday party tonight (in conjunction with my 70 year old FIL and 41 year old bil features 100 people and country music legend Johnny Rodriguez as the performer.

Hangover is imminent.

 

[kevzilla]

My birthday party tonight (in conjunction with my 70 year old FIL and 41 year old bil features 100 people and country music legend Johnny Rodriguez as the performer.

Hangover is imminent.

Meet me at the club

 

[ScottNorwood]

Cat in an Earthquake

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My birthday party tonight (in conjunction with my 70 year old FIL and 41 year old bil features 100 people and country music legend Johnny Rodriguez as the performer.

Hangover is imminent.

Who?

 

[Abraham]

Johnny Rodriguez. Six #1 country songs and three Grammy nominations in the 80's. And one dismissed mirder charge.

 

[kevzilla]

So if a tree falls in the forest, and krista hears it, it's her fault. Do I have that right?

 

[YSR]

So if a tree falls in the forest, and krista hears it, it's her fault. Do I have that right?

At this point, I'm not even sure she has to hear it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So if a tree falls in the forest, and krista hears it, it's her fault. Do I have that right?

At this point, I'm not even sure she has to hear it.

to both.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My birthday party tonight (in conjunction with my 70 year old FIL and 41 year old bil features 100 people and country music legend Johnny Rodriguez as the performer.

Hangover is imminent.

By all means don't fall drunk into an open sewer and break both legs.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Florida kills my $7500 bracket dreams. Still can get $1200 if it's UConn over WI in the final, but that was hurty. Congrats to Truck and friends.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Thank god I hedged. Still walk away with $200 and a chance at 2nd place

ETA: 3rd place and got my money back

 

[-fish-]

is that dan fouts playing drums for the killers?

 

[Tiger Fan]

New Orleans is flooded with wrestling fans. Can't wait until tomorrow, will be the best people watching in history

Brought the boys to the aquarium today, which happens to be downtown. The wrestlemania people-watching was clutch, even there. Apparantly, this #### is huge overseas, where estimated 20k people travel for the week. I know people go to comic con stuff for the people watching...but at least those people are trying to show off. The people here for wrestlemania might have gotten to 2nd base with a girl before. I can't wait to go tomorrow. Will be a ####### blast of epic proportions.

 

[Otis]

FOR SHUKE

 

[General Malaise]

New Orleans is flooded with wrestling fans. Can't wait until tomorrow, will be the best people watching in history

Brought the boys to the aquarium today, which happens to be downtown. The wrestlemania people-watching was clutch, even there. Apparantly, this #### is huge overseas, where estimated 20k people travel for the week. I know people go to comic con stuff for the people watching...but at least those people are trying to show off. The people here for wrestlemania might have gotten to 2nd base with a girl before. I can't wait to go tomorrow. Will be a ####### blast of epic proportions.

Huh....your definition of 'clutch' and mine are rather different.

 

[General Malaise]

My birthday party tonight (in conjunction with my 70 year old FIL and 41 year old bil features 100 people and country music legend Johnny Rodriguez as the performer.

Hangover is imminent.

Will he be doing any Chris Holt covers?

 

[Tiger Fan]

New Orleans is flooded with wrestling fans. Can't wait until tomorrow, will be the best people watching in history

Brought the boys to the aquarium today, which happens to be downtown. The wrestlemania people-watching was clutch, even there. Apparantly, this #### is huge overseas, where estimated 20k people travel for the week. I know people go to comic con stuff for the people watching...but at least those people are trying to show off. The people here for wrestlemania might have gotten to 2nd base with a girl before. I can't wait to go tomorrow. Will be a ####### blast of epic proportions.

Huh....your definition of 'clutch' and mine are rather different.

okay, maybe not clutch...but the people watching was....fun

 

[T Bell]

Johnny Rodriguez. Six #1 country songs and three Grammy nominations in the 80's. And one dismissed mirder charge.

You're in Texas. Are you sure you booked the right Johnny Rodriguez?

 

[T Bell]

So if a tree falls in the forest, and krista hears it, it's her fault. Do I have that right?

If a tree falls in the forest and krista has viewed it on Google Earth at 1/10,000 or higher resolution, then it's her fault.