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[proninja]

madisonaly? GM says "Hold up, that's not right. But I get it :cough:"

NInja on twitter? Are you worth a follow?

If you're interested in Seattle sports, churchy stuff, and the occasional complaint about comcast, yes. But likely you're not.

@strykerpks

As long as you're not sweeny or scientist level about seattle sports, bring it.

And I happen to like Jesus

Just followed you. And no, if I ever get like those guys, have one of the local guys drive over and smack me in the face.

 

[Frostillicus]

You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.

Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.

We want to start going for #2 in a few months. But yeah the crux of it wasn't even the kid. It was more of a resentment (is that a word) that we had towards each other blah blah blah. We still want to kill each other but we're laughing about how we would do it. She told me she would roofie me with beer flavored cyanide. That's the kind of love that you wait your whole life for

I've been there, and pretty recently. We're actually part of a marriage group now that includes a monthly date around a structured conversation topic. It's been pretty great, because a lot of this stuff is something that we wouldn't normally talk about but would deal with in some passive aggressive manner instead. Last month we wrote letters of encouragement to each other (which we haven't done in a long time). This month is supposed to be an overnight, which we haven't done since we had our first kid. She doesn't think it's going to happen, but I have my folks coming down to watch the boys on the weekend of her 40th birthday. Next month we each pick a date that the other wouldn't normally go on and we have to participate without complaining.ETA - To add to Frosty's point, none of this #### was that difficult before we had kids.

That's awesome. My wife is extremely frugal so we typically spend every Friday and Saturday night at home, unless she's working (so I'm at home watching Charles sleep). At any rate we're going to use my parents (which I didn't want to exploit because my brother did for Friday and Saturday night bar closings) and have a 'date night' once a month or so so we can just talk.

I've had more sex in the past 6 days than all of 2014. Everyone should fight with their wife once in a while

Glad to hear things are getting better man, I've been there.

 

[proninja]

Count your blessings on a frugal wife, btw

 

[strykerpks]

Count your blessings on a frugal wife, btw

It's awesome. Except when I want to go for groceries on a Monday and she makes me wait until Wednesday because that's double coupon day and I then have to search for Johnny Hipster Organic Foodproduct because she can get double $0.50 off. It's quite emasculating

"HEY! That's $0.75 off of the Fruit Loops"

 

[Josie Maran]

What in the name of baby Jebus is oil pulling? Some chick on FB won't shut up about it. Apparently it's cured every malady she's ever had in her life.

 

[strykerpks]

What in the name of baby Jebus is oil pulling? Some chick on FB won't shut up about it. Apparently it's cured every malady she's ever had in her life.

Instead of mouthwash, use coconut oil. That's about it

 

[Josie Maran]

What in the name of baby Jebus is oil pulling? Some chick on FB won't shut up about it. Apparently it's cured every malady she's ever had in her life.

Instead of mouthwash, use coconut oil. That's about it

people are stupid.

 

[proninja]

What in the name of baby Jebus is oil pulling? Some chick on FB won't shut up about it. Apparently it's cured every malady she's ever had in her life.

Instead of mouthwash, use coconut oil. That's about it

people are stupid.

My hippie friends are all abuzz about this lately. Normally I see where they're coming from. This just seems nuts.

 

[proninja]

Count your blessings on a frugal wife, btw

It's awesome. Except when I want to go for groceries on a Monday and she makes me wait until Wednesday because that's double coupon day and I then have to search for Johnny Hipster Organic Foodproduct because she can get double $0.50 off. It's quite emasculating

"HEY! That's $0.75 off of the Fruit Loops"

I'd rather be pissed off because I'm the irresponsible one than be pissed off at the irresponsible one.

 

[strykerpks]

What in the name of baby Jebus is oil pulling? Some chick on FB won't shut up about it. Apparently it's cured every malady she's ever had in her life.

Instead of mouthwash, use coconut oil. That's about it

people are stupid.

BUT the oil makes it easier for food to slide off your teeth and then you won't get as much plaque and then your dentist will suck your #### and.....

People are stupid

 

[T Bell]

There's a chick on Facebook I went to grade school with, right up through high school, who fancies herself a gypsie and who sells "sacred" stones, incense and other crap. She's a non-stop source of amusement.

Over/Under is 4 months until my wife is selling sacred stones.

I don't know much about your wife, but I feel confident in saying that this chick could teach her a thing or two about "sacred" shtick. I can't believe that she believes the stuff she spews, and yet she clearly does.

So you're taking the over?

Actually I think the whole essential oils thing fixed her brain a little. She's been sticking to crocheting which is like, a real thing with a tangible benefit.

See for yourself. I'd just ask that you refrain from typing the "subject's" name here to prevent the Googles from showing this conversation to her.

 

[Stoneys]

 

[heckmanm]

:hi:

 

[Abraham]

There's a chick on Facebook I went to grade school with, right up through high school, who fancies herself a gypsie and who sells "sacred" stones, incense and other crap. She's a non-stop source of amusement.

Over/Under is 4 months until my wife is selling sacred stones.

I don't know much about your wife, but I feel confident in saying that this chick could teach her a thing or two about "sacred" shtick. I can't believe that she believes the stuff she spews, and yet she clearly does.

So you're taking the over?

Actually I think the whole essential oils thing fixed her brain a little. She's been sticking to crocheting which is like, a real thing with a tangible benefit.

See for yourself. I'd just ask that you refrain from typing the "subject's" name here to prevent the Googles from showing this conversation to her.

Never seen anyone favorite Julian Lennon before.

 

[mr roboto]

She's hot in a certain kind of way.

 

[Stoneys]

She's hot in a certain kind of way.

 

[Osaurus]

Sup

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

New A/C unit needed at my house. Yay.

Oof.You're not in Houston are you? 'Cause I've got a guy.

Thanks GB. Not sure I knew you were one of our Texas FBGs so hopefully we can cornhole you real hard sometime soon. I am in SA. Wasn't my favorite $5,600 I have ever spent but thats life.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.

Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.

We want to start going for #2 in a few months. But yeah the crux of it wasn't even the kid. It was more of a resentment (is that a word) that we had towards each other blah blah blah. We still want to kill each other but we're laughing about how we would do it. She told me she would roofie me with beer flavored cyanide. That's the kind of love that you wait your whole life for

Exactly. And even if it's not about the kid, it's because of the kid. They're stressful. Even if you aren't pissed at each other because it's kid related, it's usually stemming from the lack of sleep and the extra stress and what not. This may not apply to everybody, but I certainly saw it happen in my life. The second baby is way worse.

Good luck!

I respect both of you guys a ton so thanks for sharing. I think many here can relate to this, myself certainly included. Good luck.

stryker I loved the trampoline video of the kiddo you put on FB. Kids, man..

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.

Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.

We want to start going for #2 in a few months. But yeah the crux of it wasn't even the kid. It was more of a resentment (is that a word) that we had towards each other blah blah blah. We still want to kill each other but we're laughing about how we would do it. She told me she would roofie me with beer flavored cyanide. That's the kind of love that you wait your whole life for

I've been there, and pretty recently. We're actually part of a marriage group now that includes a monthly date around a structured conversation topic. It's been pretty great, because a lot of this stuff is something that we wouldn't normally talk about but would deal with in some passive aggressive manner instead. Last month we wrote letters of encouragement to each other (which we haven't done in a long time). This month is supposed to be an overnight, which we haven't done since we had our first kid. She doesn't think it's going to happen, but I have my folks coming down to watch the boys on the weekend of her 40th birthday. Next month we each pick a date that the other wouldn't normally go on and we have to participate without complaining.ETA - To add to Frosty's point, none of this #### was that difficult before we had kids.

Is that through church, GB?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

3-4 day update?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cat in an Earthquake

Rules

 

[Josie Maran]

Cat in an Earthquake

Rules

Well at least you found the important stuff.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Did Tanner always have a douchehawk haircut or did that come with the weight loss?

Always. Since birth. Thanks for noticing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cat in an Earthquake

Rules

Well at least you found the important stuff.

 

[Limp Ditka]

madisonaly? GM says "Hold up, that's not right. But I get it :cough:"

I've been to Madison, Wi a bunch of times so this makes sense to me.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Anybody else follow someone on facebook you used to know in high school strictly for the train wreck potential because she posts everything about her life all the time and has a seriously stupid group of friends now a days? This is the latest. So good.

this is why i follow a lot of people on FB

 

[Bob Sacamano]

ALERT:

I have received PayPal for 50/50 tickets from

Bob H

Chris C

Chase C

Andrew G

If you're interested I'd like to get the tickets done by tomorrow AM.

Thanks to everyone so far!

So this is closed, then?

 

[belljr]

I remember when my kid busted my balls saying i wasn'ttech savvy because Ii don't know how Facebook worked or instagram (all the ins and outs).

He's at college now and can't install a printer. And i am trying to troubleshoot via text/phone... he is clueless.

 

[Henry Ford]

shelby

Speaking of which, how is Shelby doing? Did she get home alright?

 

[Josie Maran]

at belljr's double-post.

 

[Josie Maran]

at belljr's double-post.

Jerkface deleted it!

 

[Gadzooks]

At the Celtics game Friday night and Little Zooks pointed out that Kelly Olynyk looked "different" from the other players. I said "because he has long hair like a girl" and Little Zooks said "no, because he's the only the white guy". He's a perceptive little guy.

 

[YSR]

3-4 day update?

Did I win?

 

[belljr]

at belljr's double-post.

Jerkface deleted it!

lmao... phone posting from work on a bad network

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ALERT:

I have received PayPal for 50/50 tickets from

Bob H

Chris C

Chase C

Andrew G

If you're interested I'd like to get the tickets done by tomorrow AM.

Thanks to everyone so far!

So this is closed, then?

Yeah. The drawing was Saturday night. None of us won.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.

Good to hear

You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.

Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.

We want to start going for #2 in a few months. But yeah the crux of it wasn't even the kid. It was more of a resentment (is that a word) that we had towards each other blah blah blah. We still want to kill each other but we're laughing about how we would do it. She told me she would roofie me with beer flavored cyanide. That's the kind of love that you wait your whole life for

Exactly. And even if it's not about the kid, it's because of the kid. They're stressful. Even if you aren't pissed at each other because it's kid related, it's usually stemming from the lack of sleep and the extra stress and what not. This may not apply to everybody, but I certainly saw it happen in my life. The second baby is way worse.

Good luck!

Frosty knows stuff.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Leaving for the Card's home opener. It has been raining for 10 straight hours or something. There were literally ducks frolicking out in the middle of the street an hour ago.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

shelby

Speaking of which, how is Shelby doing? Did she get home alright?

yea...dumb chick woke me up at 5:00am, leaving her house the other day. i should have yelled at her to get back in the house. i averted my gaze when she drove by yesterday

 

[T Bell]

At the Celtics game Friday night and Little Zooks pointed out that Kelly Olynyk looked "different" from the other players. I said "because he has long hair like a girl" and Little Zooks said "no, because he's the only the white guy". He's a perceptive little guy.

Love knows no coiffure.

 

[T Bell]

You know what's weird? Marriage fights. Wife and I have been silently hating each other for the better part of 2014. Last week we didn't argue, yell or get pissed at each other but we had a level headed fight (argument/discussion). Things couldn't be better. We're having fun again. :akbar:

I don't air dirty laundry and I'm not sure why I just told you guys but it's a good thing

Started teh final final season of BB tonight. "If you don't know me. You should tread lightly" might be the most bad ### line ever (at least til the end of BB that I haven't seen yet), and I'm a huge Vic Mackey fan.

Babies are hard. The worst year of our marriage between the two of us was when we had our second kid and were dealing with a baby and a 2.5 year old, I'm pretty sure we both wanted to kill each other multiple times a day. Now the kids are almost 6 and 3.5 and things are awesome. Any marriage where nobody ever thinks homicidal thoughts is probably a marriage not worth having, imo.

We want to start going for #2 in a few months. But yeah the crux of it wasn't even the kid. It was more of a resentment (is that a word) that we had towards each other blah blah blah. We still want to kill each other but we're laughing about how we would do it. She told me she would roofie me with beer flavored cyanide. That's the kind of love that you wait your whole life for

Exactly. And even if it's not about the kid, it's because of the kid. They're stressful. Even if you aren't pissed at each other because it's kid related, it's usually stemming from the lack of sleep and the extra stress and what not. This may not apply to everybody, but I certainly saw it happen in my life. The second baby is way worse.

Good luck!

Frosty's bratty kid makes me fight with people too.

 

[General Malaise]

Count your blessings on a frugal wife, btw

x ∞

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Leaving for the Card's home opener. It has been raining for 10 straight hours or something. There were literally ducks frolicking out in the middle of the street an hour ago.

Kolten Wong can speak to ducks in their language. Actually true. They are welcoming him to the starting lineup and paying tribute.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Another fun fact about ducks is that duck (gang)-rape is real and pervasive.

 

[T Bell]

Another fun fact about ducks is that duck (gang)-rape is real and pervasive.

Yet another thing that would have made Howard the Duck more watchable.

 

[Josie Maran]

Another fun fact about ducks is that duck (gang)-rape is real and pervasive.

Yet another thing that would have made Howard the Duck more watchable.

What are some other things?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Did Homer J get suspended?

 

[General Malaise]

Another fun fact about ducks is that duck (gang)-rape is real and pervasive.

Yet another thing that would have made Howard the Duck more watchable.

What are some other things?

my link

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody out there interested in the Masters Pool who did NOT get my email, please send me a PM. Thank you!

 

[Josie Maran]

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