GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Henry Ford]

They leave the room for a half hour of "relaxation" time after the couples massage. Many people relax by banging like high school kids.

2 minutes in the back of dad's Cutlass?

Twice in ten minutes, then frantically trying to clean up and make it look like nothing happened.

 

[krista4]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

As for massages, this.

As for getting my hair washed.... Love it for some reason.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Finding leg muscles to rub could prove a challenge.

 

[Fuller]

Finding leg muscles to rub could prove a challenge.

you mother ####er.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Finding leg muscles to rub could prove a challenge.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

As for massages, this.

As for getting my hair washed.... Love it for some reason.

I think it's the cleanliness. How many cooties can someone leave on me while they're using shampoo?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So it seems I chose my words poorly last night, and that resulted in explaining to my daughter how I could call her actions stupid without thinking she's stupid. Apparently the appropriate explanation was not, "Your mother is an intelligent woman, and she does stupid things all the time."

 

[Limp Ditka]

Finding leg muscles to rub could prove a challenge.

 

[Fuller]

I have leg muscles!

you may just have to zoom in to see them.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now she has her hands on me, I felt like Tanner,

This gal had been around the block a couple of times. On her face.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

Massages rule. You do have a chick do it right?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

That must be what it looks like when a 5 ounce swallow tries to carry a 1 pound coconut.

 

[Limp Ditka]

That must be what it looks like when a 5 ounce swallow tries to carry a 1 pound coconut.

African or European?

 

[Frostillicus]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

Massages rule. You do have a chick do it right?

I've actually never had one. They seem icky.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

Massages rule. You do have a chick do it right?

I've actually never had one. They seem icky.

So you feel the same way about jiggly pubs?

 

[Limp Ditka]

pubes jiggle?

 

[Limp Ditka]

oh wait! you said 'pubs'

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

Massages rule. You do have a chick do it right?

I've actually never had one. They seem icky.

They are the exact opposite of that.

 

[General Malaise]

ANNOUNCE!!!!

I sent an email about the Master's Pool to ALL who played in my NFL Playoff Contest this year. That includes many of you, so check your emails now for details on how to play and pay. Most of you probably know JTC, but if you don't, I can vouch for him. Solid as they come. The contest is $25 instead of $20, so adjust your settings accordingly. JTC sent the email out to a bunch of past participants today, so I'm hoping this thing has 30-40 players.

If you DID NOT get the email just now, please either PM me with your email address and I'll forward it along or you can simply email me and I'll reply with details. My address: fnesbitt

AT

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BUMP

We have about 30 players in at $25 a pop. Entries need to be in by tomorrow night at 10pm PST. PM me for any questions. If you want to play but haven't joined, send me a PM or an email.

 

[Frostillicus]

ANNOUNCE!!!!

I sent an email about the Master's Pool to ALL who played in my NFL Playoff Contest this year. That includes many of you, so check your emails now for details on how to play and pay. Most of you probably know JTC, but if you don't, I can vouch for him. Solid as they come. The contest is $25 instead of $20, so adjust your settings accordingly. JTC sent the email out to a bunch of past participants today, so I'm hoping this thing has 30-40 players.

If you DID NOT get the email just now, please either PM me with your email address and I'll forward it along or you can simply email me and I'll reply with details. My address: fnesbitt

AT

aditfunds

DOT

com

BUMP

We have about 30 players in at $25 a pop. Entries need to be in by tomorrow night at 10pm PST. PM me for any questions. If you want to play but haven't joined, send me a PM or an email.

ENTERED

 

[Frostillicus]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

Massages rule. You do have a chick do it right?

I've actually never had one. They seem icky.

So you feel the same way about jiggly pubs?

Kind of. Depends on the level of drunk.

Maybe I just need a drunk massage.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

Massages rule. You do have a chick do it right?

I've actually never had one. They seem icky.

Actually not true.

 

[Josie Maran]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

How can you not like having a chick wash your hair for you? That's the best part.

 

[Josie Maran]

FishRover, we may have found the perfect girl for you.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=705557&page=1entry16702642

 

[Frostillicus]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

How can you not like having a chick wash your hair for you? That's the best part.

Because I don't.

 

[-fish-]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

How can you not like having a chick wash your hair for you? That's the best part.

Because I don't.

is it the part where they rub their boobies on you?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

Massages rule. You do have a chick do it right?

I've actually never had one. They seem icky.

So you feel the same way about jiggly pubs?

Kind of. Depends on the level of drunk.

Maybe I just need a drunk massage.

So a naked stranger rubbing down a mostly clothed you = kind of icky, while a mostly clothed stranger rubbing down a naked you = really icky.

Could the problem be your nakedness rather than the massage itself?

 

[Josie Maran]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

How can you not like having a chick wash your hair for you? That's the best part.

Because I don't.

Weirdo.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

fwiw: I don't really get the massage thing either, but that's mostly because I view it as a waste of money. If I'm going to pay someone to relax me, it's more likely to be a vintner.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Though I'm also not a fan of being touched by people. Which is really just an extension of not wanting to be seen by people, talked to by people, or anything else that involves intercourse with people (apart from intercourse itself. That's actually pretty OK).

 

[Homer J Simpson]

FishRover, we may have found the perfect girl for you.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=705557&page=1entry16702642

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Though I'm also not a fan of being touched by people. Which is really just an extension of not wanting to be seen by people, talked to by people, or anything else that involves intercourse with people (apart from intercourse itself. That's actually pretty OK).

How do you feel about people licking your head?

 

[Gadzooks]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

How can you not like having a chick wash your hair for you? That's the best part.

Great posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Though I'm also not a fan of being touched by people. Which is really just an extension of not wanting to be seen by people, talked to by people, or anything else that involves intercourse with people (apart from intercourse itself. That's actually pretty OK).

How do you feel about people licking your head?

Normal people: Not a fan

RWS: Somehow completely normal and acceptable

 

[WetDream]

Though I'm also not a fan of being touched by people. Which is really just an extension of not wanting to be seen by people, talked to by people, or anything else that involves intercourse with people (apart from intercourse itself. That's actually pretty OK).

How do you feel about people licking your head?

Normal people: Not a fan

RWS: Somehow completely normal and acceptable

 

[Ignoramus]

This SAP thing is going swimmingly!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just don't touch me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Though I'm also not a fan of being touched by people. Which is really just an extension of not wanting to be seen by people, talked to by people, or anything else that involves intercourse with people (apart from intercourse itself. That's actually pretty OK).

I think I've found the reason why you don't get teh sex with Mrs. Sacamano.

Also, comparing strip clubs to getting a massage does not compute. Unless you are talking about one of those rub and tug places I guess.

 

[Abraham]

This SAP thing is going swimmingly!

I'll take "things no one has ever said" for $1000, Alex.

 

[T Bell]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

You're nuts.

You know how if you turn sharks over on their backs they get all passive? That's me if you massage my scalp. ####### love that ####. I've practically fallen asleep during the three-minute hair wash at the barbers plenty of times. I'd actually consider installing one of those sinks in my fictional dream house and hiring a harem to do nothing but wash my hair and blow me while I lie back in my chair.

 

[T Bell]

I know some of you get massages (the legal kind, not the good kind) and was hoping you could answer a question or two so I don't have to travel out to the rest of the FFA. Thinking about taking my wife to a spa for her b-day and getting massages. A few of the places I looked at offer couples massages. Is there a difference between a couples massage and just getting two regular massages? Do they put both parties of the couple in the same room or something?

Also, is this something that you'd feel like going straight to dinner after, or would you want to go home and freshen up after?

They put you in the same room for the massages and then leave once you're good and relaxed. Many people have sexy time at that point.

I think you might be trying to get me arrested

I've had several couples massages, but never did the sexy time thing...It's basically the same as two individual massages but in the same room.

I prefer an individual massage personally

gotcha.

Spa treatments are a great way for you to get rid of your wife/SO for a few hours for some peace, and then to get some sex from her afterwards. There's really no downside except for cost.

 

[Annyong]

My BIL own a Massage Envy and says if you get a massage when drunk you will have a bad time.

 

[T Bell]

Just don't touch me.

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[T Bell]

My BIL own a Massage Envy and says if you get a massage when drunk you will have a bad time.

I rep'd a Massage Envy regional manager in a lawsuit once. Interesting business model, but he was doing quite well for himself.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

You're nuts.

You know how if you turn sharks over on their backs they get all passive? That's me if you massage my scalp. ####### love that ####. I've practically fallen asleep during the three-minute hair wash at the barbers plenty of times. I'd actually consider installing one of those sinks in my fictional dream house and hiring a harem to do nothing but wash my hair and blow me while I lie back in my chair.

Red knows stuff.

I would also add that I've probably gotten around 50 massages in my (hashtagblessed) life and the chick has never once been hideous. Sure there were a couple of 4's but I would say a 6 on average. In Vegas it has always been a 7-9. I guess I'm the out-lier here in that I REALLY like when women rub me all over. Fags. NTTAWWT

 

[Otis]

So really, that "quiet time" afterwards is supposed to be for secks? Never knew this. Wife and I did this couples massage thing on our honeymoon. After the massage we just hung out in the room and took naps.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

You're nuts.

You know how if you turn sharks over on their backs they get all passive? That's me if you massage my scalp. ####### love that ####. I've practically fallen asleep during the three-minute hair wash at the barbers plenty of times. I'd actually consider installing one of those sinks in my fictional dream house and hiring a harem to do nothing but wash my hair and blow me while I lie back in my chair.

Red knows stuff.

I would also add that I've probably gotten around 50 massages in my (hashtagblessed) life and the chick has never once been hideous. Sure there were a couple of 4's but I would say a 6 on average. In Vegas it has always been a 7-9. I guess I'm the out-lier here in that I REALLY like when women rub me all over. Fags. NTTAWWT

I love it as well Bob.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.

You're nuts.

You know how if you turn sharks over on their backs they get all passive? That's me if you massage my scalp. ####### love that ####. I've practically fallen asleep during the three-minute hair wash at the barbers plenty of times. I'd actually consider installing one of those sinks in my fictional dream house and hiring a harem to do nothing but wash my hair and blow me while I lie back in my chair.

Red knows stuff.

I would also add that I've probably gotten around 50 massages in my (hashtagblessed) life and the chick has never once been hideous. Sure there were a couple of 4's but I would say a 6 on average. In Vegas it has always been a 7-9. I guess I'm the out-lier here in that I REALLY like when women rub me all over. Fags. NTTAWWT

Hold on. There is sex involved?

Oh, wait...there isn't. BOOM

 

[Annyong]

So really, that "quiet time" afterwards is supposed to be for secks? Never knew this. Wife and I did this couples massage thing on our honeymoon. After the massage we just hung out in the room and took naps.

naps are pretty awesome

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just don't touch me.

Lighten up, Francis.

My name isn't Francis.