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This one actually has me a little freaked out. I spent about four hours last night researching the best tours to get up to Mount Everest Base Camp. The timing is eerie.
It freaked me out, too, though it didn't occur to me that you were involved - recently finished Dan Simmons' novel "The Abominable" about quests to summit Everest in the 1920s.

 
My kids are playing tag at the part with a bunch of other kids. Every time this one kid is about to get tagged he stops and yells out that he's not playing. I want to punch his stupid face.

 
This one actually has me a little freaked out. I spent about four hours last night researching the best tours to get up to Mount Everest Base Camp. The timing is eerie.
It freaked me out, too, though it didn't occur to me that you were involved - recently finished Dan Simmons' novel "The Abominable" about quests to summit Everest in the 1920s.
I'm slightly obsessed with Everest and mountaineering in general and read lots of books on the topics. Haven't read that one; will check it out.

I figure I'm too late to be able to get in shape to summit Everest, but getting to Base Camp would be doable. The hiking would be challenging but not a problem, but the altitude worries me because I am allergic to Diamox. When we went to Machu Picchu I took something else that was recommended for people with allergies to Diamox, but it made me very sick so I had to rely on the coca tea instead. :oldunsure:

Anyway, again my apologies to the sherpas in Nepal.

 
I'm helping my MIL pack up her apartment. She's a hoarder. I want to burn the whole place down.

So far in about 20 hours of work I've packed up about 2 rooms of stuff into about 12 huge boxes. She and my wife have managed to pack up about 3/4 of one room.

She has to move in 2 weeks. I will be gone next weekend. There is literally no way even 3/4 of the stuff will be packed up by then. I'm getting really stabby watching her thumb through her hundreds of books trying to decide whether to keep each individual book.

Some of the more egregious hoarding so far:

7 bottles of cinnamon

Over 100 boxes of tea

Over 100 things of yarn

12 bottles of minced garlic

~40 baskets of different sorts

Approximately 10,000 pages of knitting designs (stacked all over the place of course, not in binders)

And on and on. I seriously wouldn't bat an eye if the whole place went up in flames.

 
Oh Frosty, yesterday I got a hair cut. She started with a long shampoo, then put in conditioner and then after the haircut she gave me another rinse. It was spectacular.

 
Just got back from my hair cut. Getting a shampoo from a young big-bosomed girl is better than finding a freeze pop in your freezer when you thought you ran out. Lathering my hair with shampoo and spreading it around evenly to every part of my cranium while massaging my scalp and moaning ever so softly (alright, there was no moaning) Then she rinses out the shampoo as a feeling of emptiness comes over me as I realize my erotic journey is over.... but wait.... it's not over.... she whispers to me "would you like me to use some conditioner?" Speechless, I could only give an affirmative nod of my less than attractive head. And then the lathering, spreading and massaging started again. Her fingers danced thru my hair while her thumbs dug into the back of my head. She was agressive with her thumbs, and I thought to myself, "ooh, that's ok, Daddy likes it rough". I closed my eyes and thought of how badly I wanted to Stu this young vixen with angelic hands. Then my eyes opened as I felt the water washing the conditioner out of my hair. I cried out "I don't think the conditioner took... maybe we should do it again?" She just giggled and led me to her station where she would cut my hair. I was so worked up from the shampoo, I didn't care how the actual hair cut would come out. She could've given me a 1990-style St.Louis Bob FlatTop and I wouldn't have minded. I then paid her for her services and then I gave her my name and number and we set up a date which will take place in 4 weeks from today. She gave me her card which referenced our future date, and I chuckled when I saw that she called our date a "hair cut appointment". Her youthful flirtations only make me want her more!!!!
I HATE when they wash my hair. I don't like people touching my head. Freaks me out.
Oh Frosty. Took me a while to find this, but I thought I remembered you being weird about your head had been mentioned before. I can't believe you don't like it. I freaking love it!!!

 
I probably shouldn't have told Mrs. SLB about this. Now she has a legitimate excuse to ignore my throbbing biological urges. Not that she needed one.

 
I'm trying to decide whether to brave the mall for the Easter Bunny. Normally it's not my thing, but I know Romo's missing her pretty hardcore and I think it might be fun to surprise him with a photo.

But I can't find any pricing online. If I'm going to be blindsided by a $50 price tag, I'll just put her in a dress and photograph her with her bunny lovey.

 
I'm trying to decide whether to brave the mall for the Easter Bunny. Normally it's not my thing, but I know Romo's missing her pretty hardcore and I think it might be fun to surprise him with a photo.

But I can't find any pricing online. If I'm going to be blindsided by a $50 price tag, I'll just put her in a dress and photograph her with her bunny lovey.
photoshop

 
I'm trying to decide whether to brave the mall for the Easter Bunny. Normally it's not my thing, but I know Romo's missing her pretty hardcore and I think it might be fun to surprise him with a photo.

But I can't find any pricing online. If I'm going to be blindsided by a $50 price tag, I'll just put her in a dress and photograph her with her bunny lovey.
I would think $15-$25 tops.

Now that I think about it, Mrs. SLB has never gangked me by getting the boys picture taken with a deranged looking rabbit. She must not have thought about it.

I think that's really sweet of you to do under the circumstances though.

 
Henry Ford said:
Otis said:
Abraham said:
I will let him give details. :coffee:

Oat - you up with the terrorist?
I am GB. Quite a mess here these days. She's been throwing up for four days and losing weight, and that's a little scary for an 8 week old. Mrs. O is completely losing her ####, wheels are coming off. Had an ultrasound yesterday and ruled out a serious issue, so that was good, but she threw up both her feedings last night. Beginning to feel like this is over our doctors' heads and we need a specialist. We haven't had a decent night of sleep in a while, I've taken a few days from work just to be around and help out. Quite a mess. Hoping for better things today.

THANKS OATSY
My brother's first kid had these symptoms. The weeks of crying were from bloating and gas. Kid was allergic to milk in a serious way. Including his mother's, which is apparently unbelievably rare. Breastfeeding or formula?
Dr. Browns bottles are supposed to help also.

 
I'm trying to decide whether to brave the mall for the Easter Bunny. Normally it's not my thing, but I know Romo's missing her pretty hardcore and I think it might be fun to surprise him with a photo.

But I can't find any pricing online. If I'm going to be blindsided by a $50 price tag, I'll just put her in a dress and photograph her with her bunny lovey.
I bet there's something else he's missing hardcore that he would like pictures of.

 
walnutz said:
Worlds collided this evening. I parked right next to a car at the batting cages this evening with my son. As I am getting out of my car there is a bald headed guy with his son getting into his car. A quick hello was exchanged and then awkwardly I say - your name wouldn't be Bob would it. This guy looks at me kind of strange and says yes it is. I am like holy crap this is the (in)famous St. Louis bob. I'm like I am walnutz from FBG real name inserted here.

Crazy stuff. SLB we legitimitaly need to grab a beer sometime. Nice to finally meet you IRL.
In probably a completely unrelated situation, my #### has really been itchy today. :oldunsure:
I'm happy for you two.

 
I'm trying to decide whether to brave the mall for the Easter Bunny. Normally it's not my thing, but I know Romo's missing her pretty hardcore and I think it might be fun to surprise him with a photo.

But I can't find any pricing online. If I'm going to be blindsided by a $50 price tag, I'll just put her in a dress and photograph her with her bunny lovey.
related

 
I'm trying to decide whether to brave the mall for the Easter Bunny. Normally it's not my thing, but I know Romo's missing her pretty hardcore and I think it might be fun to surprise him with a photo.

But I can't find any pricing online. If I'm going to be blindsided by a $50 price tag, I'll just put her in a dress and photograph her with her bunny lovey.
Waste of money IMHO. Just do a cute staged pic/video on your own. Much more personal
 
I'm trying to decide whether to brave the mall for the Easter Bunny. Normally it's not my thing, but I know Romo's missing her pretty hardcore and I think it might be fun to surprise him with a photo.

But I can't find any pricing online. If I'm going to be blindsided by a $50 price tag, I'll just put her in a dress and photograph her with her bunny lovey.
Isn't romo a little old to be pining for an imaginary holiday character?

 
I'm trying to decide whether to brave the mall for the Easter Bunny. Normally it's not my thing, but I know Romo's missing her pretty hardcore and I think it might be fun to surprise him with a photo.

But I can't find any pricing online. If I'm going to be blindsided by a $50 price tag, I'll just put her in a dress and photograph her with her bunny lovey.
Waste of money IMHO. Just do a cute staged pic/video on your own. Much more personal
Put rabbit ears on the tv and have them sit next to it.

 
I just got the most awesome piece of mail today. I got my jury summons. Not for local county court but for federal district court. Oh happy days.

Is the sarcasm noticeable?

 
I just got the most awesome piece of mail today. I got my jury summons. Not for local county court but for federal district court. Oh happy days.

Is the sarcasm noticeable?
Like minimum wage do ya?
I think its less than minimum wage. $40 per day + Mileage. I'm roughly 30 miles one way. What sucks even more is that it's the 2 weeks around memorial day and the 2nd week is when my wife is going to Florida with he sisters, aunt and grandma. It was supposed to be my week of freedom!

 
I just got the most awesome piece of mail today. I got my jury summons. Not for local county court but for federal district court. Oh happy days.

Is the sarcasm noticeable?
Like minimum wage do ya?
I think its less than minimum wage. $40 per day + Mileage. I'm roughly 30 miles one way. What sucks even more is that it's the 2 weeks around memorial day and the 2nd week is when my wife is going to Florida with he sisters, aunt and grandma. It was supposed to be my week of freedom!
Well, what that really means is if you don't get picked for a jury, you'll have your schedule at work clear to get a couple days off if you really want to live it up.

 
Since everybody enjoyed my last batch of nature pics so much, I know you would appreciate more from the walk I just took.

Big ### hawk I walked up on

My partners in death

And these. I'm really excited about these next three. What you are about to see are the two feral cats that live in the woods behind the house. Getting a pic of one is amazing. Both in the same day is like getting a snap shot of Big Foot doing the Waltz with the Loch Ness Monster.

A little hazy I know. I call this one Climby because he outwitted my dog one day by climbing a tree.

This one I call Bill. He doesn't give two ####s. Particularly about two dogs barking their heads off at him.

Seriously, to survive last winter is crazy to me. We had a stretch of 5 days where the high was -2 degrees. Those are some bad mother####ing cats.

 
I just got the most awesome piece of mail today. I got my jury summons. Not for local county court but for federal district court. Oh happy days.

Is the sarcasm noticeable?
Like minimum wage do ya?
I think its less than minimum wage. $40 per day + Mileage. I'm roughly 30 miles one way. What sucks even more is that it's the 2 weeks around memorial day and the 2nd week is when my wife is going to Florida with he sisters, aunt and grandma. It was supposed to be my week of freedom!
Fake your death.

 
I just got the most awesome piece of mail today. I got my jury summons. Not for local county court but for federal district court. Oh happy days.

Is the sarcasm noticeable?
Like minimum wage do ya?
I think its less than minimum wage. $40 per day + Mileage. I'm roughly 30 miles one way. What sucks even more is that it's the 2 weeks around memorial day and the 2nd week is when my wife is going to Florida with he sisters, aunt and grandma. It was supposed to be my week of freedom!
throwing it in the trash down?

 
I just got the most awesome piece of mail today. I got my jury summons. Not for local county court but for federal district court. Oh happy days.

Is the sarcasm noticeable?
Like minimum wage do ya?
I think its less than minimum wage. $40 per day + Mileage. I'm roughly 30 miles one way. What sucks even more is that it's the 2 weeks around memorial day and the 2nd week is when my wife is going to Florida with he sisters, aunt and grandma. It was supposed to be my week of freedom!
Fake your death.
GB that is a lawyer, suggested wearing my underwear outside my pants and a tinfoil hat? Think that would work?
 
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I just got the most awesome piece of mail today. I got my jury summons. Not for local county court but for federal district court. Oh happy days.

Is the sarcasm noticeable?
Like minimum wage do ya?
I think its less than minimum wage. $40 per day + Mileage. I'm roughly 30 miles one way. What sucks even more is that it's the 2 weeks around memorial day and the 2nd week is when my wife is going to Florida with he sisters, aunt and grandma. It was supposed to be my week of freedom!
Fake your death.
GB that is a lawyer, suggested wearing my underwear outside my pants and a tinfoil hat? Think that would work?
Tell them you don't believe the Federal government has authority over Yinzers.

 

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