GM's thread about nothing (20 Viewers)

[GroveDiesel]

I'm about to post my first thing in those Facebook garage sale groups. They seem pretty regulated and I like the fact that there are real names involved, which sounds weird at first but it really eliminates the troll aspect

My wife does this. She's sold a lot of stuff. It works pretty well.

Of course she's also bought a lot of crap too...

 

[GroveDiesel]

Oh, Otis, I'd have to count them up for a specific figure but would estimate I've been to more than 40 countries in the last five years.

Not having kids has also allowed her to buy houses in half of them too.

 

[mr. furley]

Stella is actually the Steel Reserve of Europe

Oh come on....really?

yes, really

Hey jerk, you coming down for Beerhole the weekend of July 12?

that's my anniversary weekend. unless i can trick my wife in to believing Beerhole = the Bahamas.. not likely

 

[Tecumseh]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

 

[Abraham]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

There should be some sex in this for you.

 

[Guster]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

There should be some sex in this for you.

Return it?

 

[Tecumseh]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

There should be some sex in this for you.

With a $3k hooker?

 

[Tecumseh]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

There should be some sex in this for you.

Return it?

The sex? Maybe. The car- definitely.

 

[krista4]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

Ooooooooooooooooof.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

This blows my mind. How does this ever happen?

 

[Abraham]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

There should be some sex in this for you.

Return it?

I hadn't thought of ####### the salesman. Good idea. Is he cute?

 

[Abraham]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

This blows my mind. How does this ever happen?

You've met a woman in your life, right?

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'm about to post my first thing in those Facebook garage sale groups. They seem pretty regulated and I like the fact that there are real names involved, which sounds weird at first but it really eliminates the troll aspect

are we friends on the Facebook? Cause I'd love to see what you do. I need to sell an antique stove and was recommended to try that. But I hate facebook

You need to search for [your city] garage sale group on fb. The first post should have a detailed instructions on the rules. Scroll through some if the pages and see what's there.

 

[Tecumseh]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

This blows my mind. How does this ever happen?

My wife is very, very good at many things. Apparently, making 5 figure decisions is not one of them

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Four kids sounds like a ####### nightmare.

My cousin once told me the following. "One kid is great. A lot of work but very rewarding. Two kids? That's like having 3 kids. Common sense would tell you all the work should double, but it doesn't. It triples. 3 kids? That's like having 5 kids. It's nonstop work. You start drinking more and figuring out reasons to work more. Anything after 3 kids and you should kill yourself."

I have 3 kids. The oldest is 5

Everything Bobs cousin says is spot on

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Four kids sounds like a ####### nightmare.

I sent this to my mom on mother's day

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Peyton Manning is hot and in jail.

Oh, hello. So ####### stupid how we still arrest people for doing drugs too.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

This blows my mind. How does this ever happen?

My wife is very, very good at many things. Apparently, making 5 figure decisions is not one of them

You really have to return the car ...immediately if not sooner. She is gonna haaaaaattttttteeeee you for a while.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB - just paint her old phone a different color, no?

SLB - just paint her old phone a different color, no?

See because of my frugality, she now gets a 64gb iPhone 5s. She also wears this previously forgotten about jewelry all the time too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

This blows my mind. How does this ever happen?

My wife is very, very good at many things. Apparently, making 5 figure decisions is not one of them

My wife would never even consider buying a car without a lot of help from me. You need to control your woman better, yo.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

This blows my mind. How does this ever happen?

My wife is very, very good at many things. Apparently, making 5 figure decisions is not one of them

You really have to return the car ...immediately if not sooner. She is gonna haaaaaattttttteeeee you for a while.

What Guster and Binky said.

 

[GroveDiesel]

What car dealers just let you return a car?

"Oh hey, your wife signed a legally binding contract that you don't like so you put her back in the kitchen where she belongs and want me to take the car back? Sure, no problem, you know us car dealers are all such a generous and upstanding bunch, why wouldn't we do that?"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Four kids sounds like a ####### nightmare.

My cousin once told me the following. "One kid is great. A lot of work but very rewarding. Two kids? That's like having 3 kids. Common sense would tell you all the work should double, but it doesn't. It triples. 3 kids? That's like having 5 kids. It's nonstop work. You start drinking more and figuring out reasons to work more. Anything after 3 kids and you should kill yourself."

I have 3 kids. The oldest is 5

Everything Bobs cousin says is spot on

He has three kids and is 1 of 7 himself. He's a wise man.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What car dealers just let you return a car?

"Oh hey, your wife signed a legally binding contract that you don't like so you put her back in the kitchen where she belongs and want me to take the car back? Sure, no problem, you know us car dealers are all such a generous and upstanding bunch, why wouldn't we do that?"

You have 72 hours in Missouri to change your mind.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Omelette du fromage.

"I want a shoe with cheese on it and I want to massage your grandmother"

 

[Henry Ford]

What car dealers just let you return a car?

"Oh hey, your wife signed a legally binding contract that you don't like so you put her back in the kitchen where she belongs and want me to take the car back? Sure, no problem, you know us car dealers are all such a generous and upstanding bunch, why wouldn't we do that?"

You have 72 hours in Missouri to change your mind.

Most states, I believe.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Four kids sounds like a ####### nightmare.

I sent this to my mom on mother's day

 

[Henry Ford]

Omelette du fromage.

You misspelled frottage.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Four kids sounds like a ####### nightmare.

I sent this to my mom on mother's day

Guess who was the 4th kid...6 years after the 3rd kid?

 

[kevzilla]

What car dealers just let you return a car?

"Oh hey, your wife signed a legally binding contract that you don't like so you put her back in the kitchen where she belongs and want me to take the car back? Sure, no problem, you know us car dealers are all such a generous and upstanding bunch, why wouldn't we do that?"

I believe you have three days in Texas, and we're not especially consumer-friendly.

 

[GroveDiesel]

What car dealers just let you return a car?

"Oh hey, your wife signed a legally binding contract that you don't like so you put her back in the kitchen where she belongs and want me to take the car back? Sure, no problem, you know us car dealers are all such a generous and upstanding bunch, why wouldn't we do that?"

You have 72 hours in Missouri to change your mind.

Most states, I believe.

Pretty sure you're both wrong.

http://www.huxlaw.com/3-day-right-to-return-missouri.html

 

[Annyong]

I'm the 5th of 7 kids

 

[GroveDiesel]

What car dealers just let you return a car?

"Oh hey, your wife signed a legally binding contract that you don't like so you put her back in the kitchen where she belongs and want me to take the car back? Sure, no problem, you know us car dealers are all such a generous and upstanding bunch, why wouldn't we do that?"

I believe you have three days in Texas, and we're not especially consumer-friendly.

Nope.

https://www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/consumer/3day.shtml

 

[krista4]

Omelette du fromage.

"I want a shoe with cheese on it and I want to massage your grandmother"

When I typed that I almost added that only Tanner and maybe cos would get it.

 

[Otis]

I'm trying to figure out how to write down what I've done at work since mid-last week, which consists of reading three emails and writing two. I get paid the same either way, but that's kind of embarrassing. HI OTIS!!!

Oh, Otis, I'd have to count them up for a specific figure but would estimate I've been to more than 40 countries in the last five years.

Sigh.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Four kids sounds like a ####### nightmare.

I sent this to my mom on mother's day

Guess who was the 4th kid...6 years after the 3rd kid?

Pontius Pilate?

 

[mr roboto]

Halftime update:

126 total points

Spurs 67

Thunder 59

Who had 252?

 

[Josie Maran]

Four kids sounds like a ####### nightmare.

I sent this to my mom on mother's day

Guess who was the 4th kid...6 years after the 3rd kid?

Any good pic quotes for a seventh kid?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Four kids sounds like a ####### nightmare.

I sent this to my mom on mother's day

Guess who was the 4th kid...6 years after the 3rd kid?

Any good pic quotes for a seventh kid?

Perfect

 

[Josie Maran]

Four kids sounds like a ####### nightmare.

I sent this to my mom on mother's day

Guess who was the 4th kid...6 years after the 3rd kid?

Any good pic quotes for a seventh kid?

Perfect

I was unaware.

 

[McGarnicle]

My wife is the second youngest of 9. Catholic.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Stella is actually the Steel Reserve of Europe

Oh come on....really?

yes, really

Hey jerk, you coming down for Beerhole the weekend of July 12?

that's my anniversary weekend. unless i can trick my wife in to believing Beerhole = the Bahamas.. not likely

First it's her birthday when I'm in GB, now this....

 

[shuke]

In case you're lazy:

pics or it didn't happen.

if that is thing your thing I can post a pick of the shorts.

DO IT!

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/834/oesf.jpg

WTMF

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife is the second youngest of 9. Catholic.

My parents were too. Pretty sure after me my mom told the Pope to #### off.

 

[shuke]

lolotis

Still one of the greatest things ever. Can't remember who to credit, Truck?

I can't hardly see a pair of jeans without thinking "perfect amount of whiskering".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

lolotis

Still one of the greatest things ever. Can't remember who to credit, Truck?

I can't hardly see a pair of jeans without thinking "perfect amount of whiskering".

Truck and I.

 

[shuke]

What do they call french toast here?

"German Bread" I think.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Wife went to buy a car today. Ended up buying a different one than the one we discussed, so I wasn't able to do any research. I just found the same model, 5 years newer, with 10k fewer miles, for $3k less.

This blows my mind. How does this ever happen?

My wife is very, very good at many things. Apparently, making 5 figure decisions is not one of them

My wife would never even consider buying a car without a lot of help from me. You need to control your woman better, yo.

I had to send my wife away during the garage sale. She'd have ended up paying them to take our ####.

She would never ever undertake any sort of negotiating or make a large purchase without me. Hell, it makes her crazy nervous and uncomfortable when I start chiseling someone.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

lolotis

Still one of the greatest things ever. Can't remember who to credit, Truck?

I can't hardly see a pair of jeans without thinking "perfect amount of whiskering".

This won't load on my ipad

 

[Tecumseh]

What car dealers just let you return a car?

"Oh hey, your wife signed a legally binding contract that you don't like so you put her back in the kitchen where she belongs and want me to take the car back? Sure, no problem, you know us car dealers are all such a generous and upstanding bunch, why wouldn't we do that?"

Carmax gives you 5 days.