GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[DA RAIDERS]

Walked into McDonalds earlier. No beer. Pulp Fiction lied to me.

Got a pint of some French beer at a pub. 9 euros.

Also it's raining and not supposed to stop the entire time we are here.

Neat city.

You're doing it wrong.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You realize Question 3, if answer B is correct then so is answer C.

If Edison had only created 130 patents every single day since he was born he could have easily reached 4 million by the age of 84. Totally reasonable point by Abe IMO.

Maybe if Boyle wouldn't have used such a realistic number like, "4 million" we wouldn't be having this argument.

WAY TO #### IT UP, TANNER

I'm with Abe

4million = more than 1000

Horrible question. Teacher should probably fail himself.

Hey I don't tell you guys how to fluff trannies down in the San Fernando Valley so don't tell me how to teach.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Walked into McDonalds earlier. No beer. Pulp Fiction lied to me.

Paris isn't a bourrough in Amsterdam, big guy.

I thought that line was about Paris. Damn. Now I'm embarrassed.Edit: you trying to Tanner me here?

Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?" Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"

 

[Abraham]

I'm with Abe

4million = more than 1000

Horrible question. Teacher should probably fail himself.

Frenchmod: Increasing the Thread IQ with each post!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Walked into McDonalds earlier. No beer. Pulp Fiction lied to me.

Paris isn't a bourrough in Amsterdam, big guy.

I thought that line was about Paris. Damn. Now I'm embarrassed.Edit: you trying to Tanner me here?

Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?" Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"

It's Paris.

Or is it...

 

[Henry Ford]

Walked into McDonalds earlier. No beer. Pulp Fiction lied to me.

Paris isn't a bourrough in Amsterdam, big guy.

I thought that line was about Paris. Damn. Now I'm embarrassed.Edit: you trying to Tanner me here?

Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?" Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"

I'm not sure. Maybe if you splice together a scene from the movie for me and post it on Youtube while you're sitting in a McDonald's in Paris arguing over the internet instead of doing anything ####ing worthwhile I might be convinced.

 

[Josie Maran]

Aaron, get some freedom fries with mayonnaise.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So tempted to post in the "Chipotle mistake" thread

Spoiler

Starting Thursday, when you head to Chipotle for a burrito and a soda, your drink cup will look a little different. That’s because it’ll come printed with an original short story or essay from one of America’s most famous authors and cultural leaders. The cup series, which is called “Cultivating Thought,” features Toni Morrison, Sarah Silverman, Bill Hader, Malcolm Gladwell, and six others.

Sounds like a great way to get the public reading and thinking—except that at a chain that turns a tidy profit selling “Mexican” food, not one single “thought” from a Mexican, Mexican American, or Latino author or public intellectual is included.

That's because it's too hard to spray paint on a soda cup

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm with Abe

4million = more than 1000

Horrible question. Teacher should probably fail himself.

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

OOF

 

[FDAS]

OOF

White people are so terrible

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OOF

WHY CAN'T HE JUST RETIRE ALREADY!?!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

OOF

White people are so terrible

 

[krista4]

Oh, Otis, I'd have to count them up for a specific figure but would estimate I've been to more than 40 countries in the last five years.

Pffffft. I've been to 2 countries in the last 40 years (not counting the America)

I'm surprised you can tie your own shoes

I wasn't completely sure to whom this was directed, but I went ahead and liked it anyway.

 

[GroveDiesel]

You realize Question 3, if answer B is correct then so is answer C.

You didn't use your posting here as some sort of blogging reference for your new job, did you?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Walked into McDonalds earlier. No beer. Pulp Fiction lied to me.

Paris isn't a bourrough in Amsterdam, big guy.

I thought that line was about Paris. Damn. Now I'm embarrassed.Edit: you trying to Tanner me here?

Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?" Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"

I'm not sure. Maybe if you splice together a scene from the movie for me and post it on Youtube while you're sitting in a McDonald's in Paris arguing over the internet instead of doing anything ####ing worthwhile I might be convinced.

 

[Henry Ford]

Walked into McDonalds earlier. No beer. Pulp Fiction lied to me.

Paris isn't a bourrough in Amsterdam, big guy.

I thought that line was about Paris. Damn. Now I'm embarrassed.Edit: you trying to Tanner me here?

Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?" Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"

I'm not sure. Maybe if you splice together a scene from the movie for me and post it on Youtube while you're sitting in a McDonald's in Paris arguing over the internet instead of doing anything ####ing worthwhile I might be convinced.

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you should spend a few hours trying to get Quentin Tarantino's agent on the phone and get him to post here. I think that might help me make up my mind.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Dialing...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think he has a legitimate case.

 

[Abraham]

You realize Question 3, if answer B is correct then so is answer C.

You didn't use your posting here as some sort of blogging reference for your new job, did you?

No. Are kids deserve better.

 

[Henry Ford]

Dialing...

J'accuse!

 

[-fish-]

I'm buying a boat from my ex-wife's boyfriend. What could go wrong?

 

[krista4]

Work is really slow right now, so I'm thinking I can sneak in a long hike tomorrow morning. 'ninja/Drifter/roverfish/others, any suggestions on a moderate hike we could do? I'm thinking 2000-3000 elevation gain, length doesn't matter (that's what she said). I'm running out of "new" options close by as we've done many of the usual suspects, but I don't want to do Mount Si until next week.

ETA: Want to do one tomorrow, one Saturday and one Sunday, which is why I'm getting desperate for new ideas. Sat/Sun I don't mind driving a bit to get there, but tomorrow am hoping to stay within an hour or so.

You could do this twice. It's a beautiful hike.

We hit this one this morning. Absolutely beautiful, fun hike. Thanks for the awesome recommendation.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm buying a boat from my ex-wife's boyfriend. What could go wrong?

The boat could sink and you could die?

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm buying a boat from my ex-wife's boyfriend. What could go wrong?

Well, you might end up with a boat. That would be a disaster.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I'm buying a boat from my ex-wife's boyfriend. What could go wrong?

They say the 3 best days of a man's life are:

1) the day he buys a boat

2) the day he sells his boat and

3) the day his girlfriend's ex-husband dies on the boat he sabatoged.

 

[Henry Ford]

The two best days in a boat owner's life - the day you buy it, and the day you trade it for some guy's wife and a bunch of cash.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm buying a boat from my ex-wife's boyfriend. What could go wrong?

The boat could sink and you could die?

Oh but first take it over to the wreckage of the Tacoma Narrows and see if you can find the dog.

 

[YSR]

Just got another ultrasound. My kid's got a big ole ding-a-ling. #blessed

 

[Josie Maran]

Fish don't buy boats!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just got another ultrasound. My kid's got a big ole ding-a-ling. #blessed

That's the umbilical cord.

 

[Henry Ford]

Just got another ultrasound. My kid's got a big ole ding-a-ling. #blessed

Why... why would having a son with a large ding-a-ling be a blessing?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lolspraypaint

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GM became independently wealthy today. Congrats GB.

 

[Josie Maran]

Just got another ultrasound. My kid's got a big ole ding-a-ling. #blessed

Congratulations, baby!

 

[kevzilla]

GM became independently wealthy today. Congrats GB.

He must have had "sabotaged boat" in the roverfish death pool.

I had Hoor Trek II: The Wrath of Khanuckles

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'd actually like to see that on a birth announcement

Rusty Shackleford

June 12, 2014

8lbs, 9oz

22 inches

Full head of brown hair

Blue eyes

Impressive pork pistol

 

[Guster]

Just got another ultrasound. My kid's got a big ole ding-a-ling. #blessed

Congrats!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm buying a boat from my ex-wife's boyfriend. What could go wrong?

A whack job could set off some pressure cooker bombs then hide in your boat?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM became independently wealthy today. Congrats GB.

Amaya?

 

[-fish-]

None of you are invited fishing

 

[FDAS]

None of you are invited fishing

On the USS Sabotaged Death Dingy? OK

 

[Captain Quinoa]

None of you are invited fishing

Before you sit in it, make sure he didn't fill it with yogurt.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GM became independently wealthy today. Congrats GB.

Amaya?

Yep

 

[General Malaise]

Walked into McDonalds earlier. No beer. Pulp Fiction lied to me.

Got a pint of some French beer at a pub. 9 euros.

Also it's raining and not supposed to stop the entire time we are here.

Neat city.

Jesus Christ, did it have raisins in it???

 

[Idiot Boxer]

French beer?

Did you also order some German Brie?

 

[General Malaise]

GM became independently wealthy today. Congrats GB.

Only 56% of my net worth....

 

[mr roboto]

I really don't like the AZ Ron thread. It makes me sad.

 

[Henry Ford]

I really don't like the AZ Ron thread. It makes me sad.

Me too. If it's fake, it's a fake thread that makes me sad. If it's real, there's going to be a kid with some serious issues in a few years.

 

[General Malaise]

I really don't like the AZ Ron thread. It makes me sad.

Me too. If it's fake, it's a fake thread that makes me sad. If it's real, there's going to be a kid with some serious issues in a few years.

Clint's notes for those of us who don't believe it's real and have never ventured into it?