GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[Captain Quinoa]

Just had to use our "client" bathroom, which has all the nice soaps, lotions and whatnot.

Squirted some lotion in my right hand and walked out with the idea of applying at my desk- not wanting to rub it in and then transfer lotion to the knob. Female worker saw me just as I walked out with a palm full of... white goo. She made a quick, embarrassed pretend not to see me left turn into a storage closet before I knew what was going on or could say anything

I find it is preferable to transfer lotion to the knob.

 

[Annyong]

I hate the news. "Softball sized hail" my ###.

Holy ####, one of my biggest pet peeves. Here is the translator, from reported to actual:

Softball: baseball possibly, but probably golf ball.

Baseball: golf ball.

Golf ball: nickel

Nickel/quarter: marble

Marble: pea

Conversation with GF last night:

Her- "Oh my God, they said there is softball sized hail on the news!"

Me- "Holy crap, how many people died!?"

When are you going to wife her up?

Something I've been thinking about.

 

[mr roboto]

I hate the news. "Softball sized hail" my ###.

Holy ####, one of my biggest pet peeves. Here is the translator, from reported to actual:

Softball: baseball possibly, but probably golf ball.

Baseball: golf ball.

Golf ball: nickel

Nickel/quarter: marble

Marble: pea

Conversation with GF last night:Her- "Oh my God, they said there is softball sized hail on the news!"

Me- "Holy crap, how many people died!?"

They had pics of baseball sized hail in Naperville.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I didn't realize Monday is Memorial Day. This makes me happy.

 

[FDAS]

I hate the news. "Softball sized hail" my ###.

Holy ####, one of my biggest pet peeves. Here is the translator, from reported to actual:

Softball: baseball possibly, but probably golf ball.

Baseball: golf ball.

Golf ball: nickel

Nickel/quarter: marble

Marble: pea

Conversation with GF last night:Her- "Oh my God, they said there is softball sized hail on the news!"

Me- "Holy crap, how many people died!?"

They had pics of baseball sized hail in Naperville.

Naperville isn't even a real place. Actually true.

 

[General Malaise]

Sacamano, I sure hope your still long this sweet Amy.

Not 54% long, but I'm pretty pleased.

Though if AMYGF caught up to where AYA is, I feel like I might trim some. There was a point where internet gaming in most of the 50 states felt inevitable. Kinda feels like Adelson's getting some momentum, though.

Can't fault that strategy, though I think online poker is here to stay in the states that legalized it and the casino presence of their Cadillac Jack division can't be discounted. If Alderson is able to halt California's push to legalize online poker, I'll tip my hat to him, but I wouldn't bet that way.

 

[BobbyLayne]

baseball sized hail from IL last night

*(see Shuke's guide upthread)

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Made a bad call on some questionable leftover sloppy joe last night.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Adelson is the worst

 

[Abraham]

Made a bad call on some questionable leftover sloppy joe last night.

You didn't eat it? WASTER.

 

[UniAlias]

Adelson is the worst

#### that guy.

 

[Frostillicus]

I've been to Naperville.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The New Radicals need defending...never thought I'd live to see the day.

If it makes you feel better, nobody's defending the New Radicals... just the song.

eta: what am I thinking... this won't make you feel better.

Still terrible.

 

[Henry Ford]

I've been to Naperville.

Burn him! Witch!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

baseball sized hail from IL last night

*(see Shuke's guide upthread)

That guy must have huge hands.

 

[krista4]

I hate the news. "Softball sized hail" my ###.

Holy ####, one of my biggest pet peeves. Here is the translator, from reported to actual:

Softball: baseball possibly, but probably golf ball.

Baseball: golf ball.

Golf ball: nickel

Nickel/quarter: marble

Marble: pea

Conversation with GF last night:Her- "Oh my God, they said there is softball sized hail on the news!"

Me- "Holy crap, how many people died!?"

They had pics of baseball sized hail in Naperville.

Naperville isn't even a real place. Actually true.

Oh, by the way, sorry about inadvertently insulting your kin or your clan or whatever.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I hate the news. "Softball sized hail" my ###.

Holy ####, one of my biggest pet peeves. Here is the translator, from reported to actual:

Softball: baseball possibly, but probably golf ball.

Baseball: golf ball.

Golf ball: nickel

Nickel/quarter: marble

Marble: pea

Conversation with GF last night:Her- "Oh my God, they said there is softball sized hail on the news!"

Me- "Holy crap, how many people died!?"

They had pics of baseball sized hail in Naperville.

Everything is bigger in Naperville.

 

[kevzilla]

I hate Illinois hailstones.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going to Disneyland for the 8th grade class trip on Friday. Possible cornhole with Da RaidersNation?

 

[kevzilla]

Adelson is the worst

#### that guy.

He has promised the Japanese a $10 billion casino if they say yes to him. And only him. I hope he gets hit by a herpes bus, which is actually actually possible on the Strip.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Going to Disneyland for the 8th grade class trip on Friday. Possible cornhole with Da RaidersNation?

I'm sure you could convince Homer to meet up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going to Disneyland for the 8th grade class trip on Friday. Possible cornhole with Da RaidersNation?

I'm sure you could convince Homer to meet up.

He's all the way over on the East Coast. Why would he want to...OH I GET IT!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Make it Disneyland Paris and I'm in

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Literally, people have wanted to fight me for "playing wrong." I whipped a half-full bottle of vodka at a guy across a table in Columbus the first time I was ever in a tournament.

That was about the time that I realized the game sucked even more than the people playing it.

I think you just have stupid friends.

The poker-guys were quickly ostracized, friendo.

Mostly because I have a bit of a violent streak. OK, so it was more like the poker guys and I were not allowed to be around each other.

Sounds like that poker game was a real...

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...flop.






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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And feel free to chime in on The New Radicals, GPJ.

For the love of god.

 

[General Malaise]

Make it the Disneyland Drug Den and Live Sex Show and I'll try to get down there.

 

[General Malaise]

My ex-wife bought me that New Radicals CD. I don't know for certain, but it may very well still be in the celephone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My ex-wife bought me that New Radicals CD. I don't know for certain, but it may very well still be in the celephone.

Like a Nokia?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Going to Disneyland for the 8th grade class trip on Friday. Possible cornhole with Da RaidersNation?

damn!! rN and I are going today. Actually true. Fridays out

 

[BigJohn]

baseball sized hail from IL last night

*(see Shuke's guide upthread)

Those are actually basketball-sized. That's Otis holding them.

 

[Josie Maran]

Literally, people have wanted to fight me for "playing wrong." I whipped a half-full bottle of vodka at a guy across a table in Columbus the first time I was ever in a tournament.

That was about the time that I realized the game sucked even more than the people playing it.

I think you just have stupid friends.

The poker-guys were quickly ostracized, friendo.

Mostly because I have a bit of a violent streak. OK, so it was more like the poker guys and I were not allowed to be around each other.

Sounds like that poker game was a real...

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...flop.






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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Sounds like that poker game was a real...

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...flop.






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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going to Disneyland for the 8th grade class trip on Friday. Possible cornhole with Da RaidersNation?

damn!! rN and I are going today. Actually true. Fridays out

Good thing I was just kidding.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sounds like that poker game was a real...

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...flop.






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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So awesome.

 

[Tiger Fan]

And feel free to chime in on The New Radicals, GPJ.

For the love of god.

yeah, and feel free to don't let go

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Why you don't leave your shopping list laying around for your male roommates to add to.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife just found out that she got the job she applied for.

She'll be making 12-13% more in terms of salary and, unlike her current job, bonuses (seems to be about 3-5% of base salary every month) are obtainable. And oddly enough, from what she's heard, it's actually easier at the new place. The only drawback is that the new place stays open much later.

 

[El Floppo]

sounds like good new, OPM.

wish my wife would get back to working... her earning potential is twice mine- which is both an indication of my and our current sorry state of affairs.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife just found out that she got the job she applied for.

She'll be making 12-13% more in terms of salary and, unlike her current job, bonuses (seems to be about 3-5% of base salary every month) are obtainable. And oddly enough, from what she's heard, it's actually easier at the new place. The only drawback is that the new place stays open much later.

Slight correction. Salary boost will only be about 8-9% but bonuses will increase her overall income close to 15% more than current earnings.

 

[FDAS]

My wife just found out that she got the job she applied for.

She'll be making 12-13% more in terms of salary and, unlike her current job, bonuses (seems to be about 3-5% of base salary every month) are obtainable. And oddly enough, from what she's heard, it's actually easier at the new place. The only drawback is that the new place stays open much later the wings are terrible.

 

[Abraham]

Good for her.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

New Radicals were one of those bands that I despised when they were out, but I just outright ####### hated a lot of music that i wasn't into as a youth. Refusing to ever hear a given single by a band, standing with my back to bands during shows (I came around on The Get Up Kids, oddly). Now I just kind of shrug my shoulders. I can def. see how it got to be a big hit.

Doesn't he ####-talk Pavement and someone else in that song? That's kind of cool.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife just found out that she got the job she applied for.

She'll be making 12-13% more in terms of salary and, unlike her current job, bonuses (seems to be about 3-5% of base salary every month) are obtainable. And oddly enough, from what she's heard, it's actually easier at the new place. The only drawback is that the new place stays open much later the wings are terrible.

That's one of things that make this job easier. Nobody really expects the food to be all that great.

 

[Abraham]

New Radicals were one of those bands that I despised when they were out, but I just outright ####### hated a lot of music that i wasn't into as a youth. Refusing to ever hear a given single by a band, standing with my back to bands during shows (I came around on The Get Up Kids, oddly). Now I just kind of shrug my shoulders. I can def. see how it got to be a big hit.

Doesn't he ####-talk Pavement and someone else in that song? That's kind of cool.

Beck, Hanson, Courtney love, Marilyn Manson...yes, pre-hipster #### talk engaged.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'm going on the record now as officially hating Texas Hold 'Em and everything it stands for. I used to absolutely f###ing LOVE getting together with friends to play poker. Dealer's choice, quarter/fifty/buck games where you'd play forever and never see boredom even over the horizon. You'd learn new games, get drunk as #### and have a blast the whole time because when you're playing Follow the Queen with the Dirty Liz option, no one is folding until they absolutely HAVE to. You can have a literal pile of #### for your up cards and still bluff someone out of their hand. So fun!

Then when you're really good and loaded and someone busts out some pot-match games like Inbetween or Canadian Blackjack and #### gets completely insane. God, I loved that ####. I once kept forcing Inbetween on a game with my Cincy friends and the pot kept getting taken at like $6 every friggin time. I stuck with it though, saying how nuts it can get, with them b####ing every time I got the deal. They finally believed me when the one dude hade to lay a check for $1800 on a pot that started with a 50 cent ante.

That was when poker night was fun.

But then suddenly everyone's playing Hold Em and every single ounce of fun got sucked out of the game. Instead of losing and having to wait a few minutes for the next hand, busting out on a good hand meant sitting around playing with your #### for the next hour. Instead of fun, it's now all about who can stand boredom for the longest time. "Hey I folded top pair like five times, I RULE! I'm more patient than anybody! Woohoo!"

F##k Texas F###ing Hold Em right in the f###ing ear. God, it's just so horrible.

Does this site offer "loves"?

You should play with me and my old man some time. Nothing like playing Rape 'N' Roll with the Nezbitts.

I've never played it, but good gawd almighty I can guarantee that it's better than hold em. And btw, Detroit is only 3-4 hours from Youngstown, so the next time you go there let me know. I'll make the trek.

Windsor hoors are just a short jaunt away.

Flight Club down?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

New Radicals were one of those bands that I despised when they were out, but I just outright ####### hated a lot of music that i wasn't into as a youth. Refusing to ever hear a given single by a band, standing with my back to bands during shows (I came around on The Get Up Kids, oddly). Now I just kind of shrug my shoulders. I can def. see how it got to be a big hit.

Doesn't he ####-talk Pavement and someone else in that song? That's kind of cool.

"Beck, Hanson

Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson

You're all fakes

Run to your mansions

Come around

We'll kick your ### in!"

This is just odd.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

And feel free to chime in on The New Radicals, GPJ.

For the love of god.

yeah, and feel free to don't let go

you got my penis in you

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My wife just found out that she got the job she applied for.

She'll be making 12-13% more in terms of salary and, unlike her current job, bonuses (seems to be about 3-5% of base salary every month) are obtainable. And oddly enough, from what she's heard, it's actually easier at the new place. The only drawback is that the new place stays open much later.

Congrats to you and Mrs. OPM, GB.

 

[Abraham]

New Radicals were one of those bands that I despised when they were out, but I just outright ####### hated a lot of music that i wasn't into as a youth. Refusing to ever hear a given single by a band, standing with my back to bands during shows (I came around on The Get Up Kids, oddly). Now I just kind of shrug my shoulders. I can def. see how it got to be a big hit.

Doesn't he ####-talk Pavement and someone else in that song? That's kind of cool.

"Beck, Hanson

Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson

You're all fakes

Run to your mansions

Come around

We'll kick your ### in!"

This is just odd.

That's what I mean by pre-hipster. To see the video and the guy singing it, I didn't really get the feeling he had the ability to "kick your ### in" on any of those people - including the 13 year old Hanson brother - much less all of them.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I like that song but don't know any others by the same band.