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[St. Louis Bob]

 

[mr. furley]

not sure why stryker doesn't want me to send him beer

 

[Guster]

So earlier this week I went on my first date with a girl I didn't already know since Chicago girl. It went spectacularly well considering I didn't even finger bang her. Just a real cool chick that was fun to hang out with and she said that on future dates we should smoke weed and do shrooms, so I think she'll keep me on my toes. She also has a good job, is on the board of directors for a local company and volunteers at some worthy places.

Oh, I've also been hanging out with FWB a bunch recently ( )

Gonna try to juggle both for a while without either of them finding out to see if there is potential with NewGirl

Fortunately FWB is going out of town for most of the next 3 weeks, so that could buy me some time

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Funniest part is I answer the phone and hear "Hey Bob, this is Romo...."

 

[Mr.Pack]

Daughter graduated from college last Sunday. Where does the time go?

The night before they had one last house party, she and I kicked some ### in beer pong. Had a blast, her roommates are an awesome bunch.

Got home around midnight Sunday, unpaced her stuff and our stuff, and couldn't find my C-PAP machine....... Yep, left it at the hotel 4 hours away.

Luckily she was staying at her friends on Monday, so she stopped by the hotel to pick it up. Only had to drive 2-3 hours to Naperviille to pick it up. She is now in the Baltics touring with her U Choir.

I am 20 pages behind, I'll try not to Hipple. 7 day recap?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal saw his "puberty" movie today.

Cal: Um, DAD, I saw that movie that you singed the permission slip for today.

Me: Oh yeah?

Cal: HOW COULD YOU GIVE PERMISSION FOR ME SO SEE THAT?!!

Me: What do you mean?

Cal: It was seriously disturbing.

Me: How so?

Cal: Believe me, you don't want to know.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Daughter graduated from college last Sunday. Where does the time go?

The night before they had one last house party, she and I kicked some ### in beer pong. Had a blast, her roommates are an awesome bunch.

Got home around midnight Sunday, unpaced her stuff and our stuff, and couldn't find my C-PAP machine....... Yep, left it at the hotel 4 hours away.

Luckily she was staying at her friends on Monday, so she stopped by the hotel to pick it up. Only had to drive 2-3 hours to Naperviille to pick it up. She is now in the Baltics touring with her U Choir.

I am 20 pages behind, I'll try not to Hipple. 7 day recap?

Awesome, congrats GB!

 

[kevzilla]

Cal saw his "puberty" movie today.

Cal: Um, DAD, I saw that movie that you singed the permission slip for today.

Me: Oh yeah?

Cal: HOW COULD YOU GIVE PERMISSION FOR ME SO SEE THAT?!!

Me: What do you mean?

Cal: It was seriously disturbing.

Me: How so?

Cal: Believe me, you don't want to know.

This f'n kid

 

[Annyong]

Only had to drive 2-3 hours to Naperviille to pick it up.

COME ON!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I know Kev, dying here.

Unless they are teaching him something I don't know about.

 

[krista4]

What's with all the Naperville in here? I stayed through minivan chat, New Radicals chat, and the influx of gingers, but I think I'm going to have to draw the line here.

 

[Annyong]

In all seriousness, Naperville really is a nice place.

 

[Annyong]

What's with all the Naperville in here? I stayed through minivan chat, New Radicals chat, and the influx of gingers, but I think I'm going to have to draw the line here.

Still better than the FF draft those bonejobs did in here

 

[krista4]

Is it weird that Mr krista and I just saw a movie with a gay friend? Seemed a little date-y and awkward, especially during the sex scenes.

 

[strykerpks]

TPW heck and YSR.

 

[Drifter]

Is it weird that Mr krista and I just saw a movie with a gay friend? Seemed a little date-y and awkward, especially during the sex scenes.

One of Mrs. Drifter's best friends is gay. We've hung out, just the three of us and had him over for dinner by himself (Thanksgiving and maybe a Christmas included among many others). Not that big a deal. We've never watched porn with him though. I did skinny dip with him in the Caribbean though... NTTAWWT

 

[krista4]

What's with all the Naperville in here? I stayed through minivan chat, New Radicals chat, and the influx of gingers, but I think I'm going to have to draw the line here.

Still better than the FF draft those bonejobs did in here

Sir, you are talking to a bonejob.

 

[krista4]

Is it weird that Mr krista and I just saw a movie with a gay friend? Seemed a little date-y and awkward, especially during the sex scenes.

One of Mrs. Drifter's best friends is gay. We've hung out, just the three of us and had him over for dinner by himself (Thanksgiving and maybe a Christmas included among many others). Not that big a deal. We've never watched porn with him though. I did skinny dip with him in the Caribbean though... NTTAWWT

You're back! Swear I was about to post a "where the hell is Drifter?!?!"

 

[strykerpks]

Really miss having a beer.

Better get that liver up to snuff for Beerhole. What days can you make it? Where are you staying?

not sure why stryker doesn't want me to send him beer

Hold up, Mistadobalina. What's all this, now?

 

[krista4]

Drifter, I'm at Montana while Mr Krista is picking up our Malay food next door. Highly recommend if you haven't done it.

 

[krista4]

Yeah, it was the sexy movie that made it seem odd. We've hung out with Roger plenty on our own otherwise--tons of dinners out etc.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Daughter graduated from college last Sunday. Where does the time go?

The night before they had one last house party, she and I kicked some ### in beer pong. Had a blast, her roommates are an awesome bunch.

Got home around midnight Sunday, unpaced her stuff and our stuff, and couldn't find my C-PAP machine....... Yep, left it at the hotel 4 hours away.

Luckily she was staying at her friends on Monday, so she stopped by the hotel to pick it up. Only had to drive 2-3 hours to Naperviille to pick it up. She is now in the Baltics touring with her U Choir.

I am 20 pages behind, I'll try not to Hipple. 7 day recap?

Awesome, congrats GB!

Thanks GB. It was a fairly emotional weekend. Just can't believe how fast those 4 years went. She graduated as a James Millkin Scholar, and Summa Cum Laude. So freaking proud.

Only had to drive 2-3 hours to Naperviille to pick it up.

COME ON!

There was so much freaking construction. It took 2 hours to get there, and over 3 hours to get home.

It really is a nice place though.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Oh and her CD's are now on sale, $5 each.

Shameless plug

 

[ScottNorwood]

Yeah, it was the sexy movie that made it seem odd. We've hung out with Roger plenty on our own otherwise--tons of dinners out etc.

Hehe "Roger"

 

[krista4]

Congrats, Pack. You raised a wonderful daughter.

 

[mr. furley]

In all seriousness, Naperville really is a nice place.

it's Pleasantville

 

[mr. furley]

not sure why stryker doesn't want me to send him beer

Hold up, Mistadobalina. What's all this, now?

I'M TRYING TO SEND YOU BEER BUT PACKAGES ADDRESSED TO "STRYKERPKS" KEEP GETTING RETURNED

 

[Mr.Pack]

Congrats, Pack. You raised a wonderful daughter.

Thanks Krista!

 

[cosjobs]

Funniest part is I answer the phone and hear "Hey Bob, this is Romo...."

Let me guess, he nailed every exit until the last one and missed it when it was 10 yards away

 

[mr roboto]

In all seriousness, Naperville really is a nice place.

it's Pleasantville

Super creepy.

 

[Josie Maran]

Yeah, it was the sexy movie that made it seem odd. We've hung out with Roger plenty on our own otherwise--tons of dinners out etc.

Hehe "Roger"

Another fey pansexual?

 

[Josie Maran]

"I was the enforcer, the goon! In that game against Finland, I was inside one of their forwards for like a minute. He still writes me. I don't write back. What am I afraid of?"

 

[Drifter]

Is it weird that Mr krista and I just saw a movie with a gay friend? Seemed a little date-y and awkward, especially during the sex scenes.

One of Mrs. Drifter's best friends is gay. We've hung out, just the three of us and had him over for dinner by himself (Thanksgiving and maybe a Christmas included among many others). Not that big a deal. We've never watched porn with him though. I did skinny dip with him in the Caribbean though... NTTAWWT

You're back! Swear I was about to post a "where the hell is Drifter?!?!"

Got knocked on my ### by a virus last week and spent this week catching up and sleeping more.

 

[cosjobs]

Serious question: about a month ago the water pressure in my house decreased by about 70%. If someone flushes a toilet while the sink is on, the sink will stop completely. If the washing machine is on? Forget about getting water any other way. Our area is on water rations and in a severe drought. Would the utility folks scale back the pressure on their end? I haven't seen any pooling to indicate I have a leak anywhere.

Did you call the utility and ask? If they say they haven't rolled back - and I'm surprised they didn't announce if they did - something ungooderer is happening than rationing. I wouldn't mess around with this, BAbe. Water can #### #### up in a whole lot of ways if there's some kind of breach.

One of our neighbors said the same thing is happening to them.

turn off every water outlet in the house, then go look at the water meter and see if its still running

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Funniest part is I answer the phone and hear "Hey Bob, this is Romo...."

Let me guess, he nailed every exit until the last one and missed it when it was 10 yards away

Original ETA was 8:30, now it's 10:00. He said something about a hooker.

 

[strykerpks]

not sure why stryker doesn't want me to send him beer

Hold up, Mistadobalina. What's all this, now?

I'M TRYING TO SEND YOU BEER BUT PACKAGES ADDRESSED TO "STRYKERPKS" KEEP GETTING RETURNED

Dagnabbit I can't tell if you're serious or shticking.

 

[mr. furley]

not sure why stryker doesn't want me to send him beer

Hold up, Mistadobalina. What's all this, now?

I'M TRYING TO SEND YOU BEER BUT PACKAGES ADDRESSED TO "STRYKERPKS" KEEP GETTING RETURNED

Dagnabbit I can't tell if you're serious or shticking.

100% serious this time

 

[strykerpks]

not sure why stryker doesn't want me to send him beer

Hold up, Mistadobalina. What's all this, now?

I'M TRYING TO SEND YOU BEER BUT PACKAGES ADDRESSED TO "STRYKERPKS" KEEP GETTING RETURNED

Dagnabbit I can't tell if you're serious or shticking.

100% serious this time

If I PM you my address....again....and get a Granny Pantie of the Month Club membership...again...I'm going to drive to Allouez and start wrecking #### until I find you

 

[Abraham]

Serious question: about a month ago the water pressure in my house decreased by about 70%. If someone flushes a toilet while the sink is on, the sink will stop completely. If the washing machine is on? Forget about getting water any other way. Our area is on water rations and in a severe drought. Would the utility folks scale back the pressure on their end? I haven't seen any pooling to indicate I have a leak anywhere.

Did you call the utility and ask? If they say they haven't rolled back - and I'm surprised they didn't announce if they did - something ungooderer is happening than rationing. I wouldn't mess around with this, BAbe. Water can #### #### up in a whole lot of ways if there's some kind of breach.

One of our neighbors said the same thing is happening to them.

turn off every water outlet in the house, then go look at the water meter and see if its still running

Seems tedious.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Mrs. SLB wants a new iPhone. Where can I buy one where I won't get completely ganked?

What carrier and plan?

Thanks to Cos, she's on Straightalk. I would just buy the phone outright unless I can get a deal better than the $49.34 a month unlimited everything I'm paying now.

Craigslist should get an iPhone 5 for 200 (16gb) pretty easily.

Craigslist scares and confuses me.

Try glyde.com, pretty reputable.

Also, see the TING thread here.

 

[Drifter]

Yeah, it was the sexy movie that made it seem odd. We've hung out with Roger plenty on our own otherwise--tons of dinners out etc.

Actually, I just remember that we once watched this together

 

[Annyong]

Roger I don't know why that's funny.

 

[Annyong]

not sure why stryker doesn't want me to send him beer

Hold up, Mistadobalina. What's all this, now?

I'M TRYING TO SEND YOU BEER BUT PACKAGES ADDRESSED TO "STRYKERPKS" KEEP GETTING RETURNED

Dagnabbit I can't tell if you're serious or shticking.

100% serious this time

If I PM you my address....again....and get a Granny Pantie of the Month Club membership...again...I'm going to drive to Allouez and start wrecking #### until I find you

F that noise Furls. Send it to me.

 

[Annyong]

Yeah, it was the sexy movie that made it seem odd. We've hung out with Roger plenty on our own otherwise--tons of dinners out etc.

Actually, I just remember that we once watched this together

Roger that.

 

[Thorn]

What's with all the Naperville in here? I stayed through minivan chat, New Radicals chat, and the influx of gingers, but I think I'm going to have to draw the line here.

Still better than the FF draft those bonejobs did in here

bite me

 

[Annyong]

Thorn is kind of a knob.

 

[strykerpks]

not sure why stryker doesn't want me to send him beer

Hold up, Mistadobalina. What's all this, now?

I'M TRYING TO SEND YOU BEER BUT PACKAGES ADDRESSED TO "STRYKERPKS" KEEP GETTING RETURNED

Dagnabbit I can't tell if you're serious or shticking.

100% serious this time

If I PM you my address....again....and get a Granny Pantie of the Month Club membership...again...I'm going to drive to Allouez and start wrecking #### until I find you

F that noise Furls. Send it to me.

Hang on a minute (but in German, so Ein minuten bitte), pretty sure you can get your own Busch Light in Naperville

 

[mr roboto]

Drunk. I think the wife sees this as a challenge to see if she can conquer. We'll see.

 

[Thorn]

Mrs. SLB wants a new iPhone. Where can I buy one where I won't get completely ganked?

What carrier and plan?

Thanks to Cos, she's on Straightalk. I would just buy the phone outright unless I can get a deal better than the $49.34 a month unlimited everything I'm paying now.

Craigslist should get an iPhone 5 for 200 (16gb) pretty easily.

Craigslist scares and confuses me.

Try glyde.com, pretty reputable.

Also, see the TING thread here.

Bob, can't you just take an iphone 3 and put a fancy new case on it?

 

[Annyong]

Drunk. I think the wife sees this as a challenge to see if she can conquer. We'll see.

I dont undersand