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[Annyong]

not sure why stryker doesn't want me to send him beer

Hold up, Mistadobalina. What's all this, now?

I'M TRYING TO SEND YOU BEER BUT PACKAGES ADDRESSED TO "STRYKERPKS" KEEP GETTING RETURNED

Dagnabbit I can't tell if you're serious or shticking.

100% serious this time

If I PM you my address....again....and get a Granny Pantie of the Month Club membership...again...I'm going to drive to Allouez and start wrecking #### until I find you

F that noise Furls. Send it to me.

Hang on a minute (but in German, so Ein minuten bitte), pretty sure you can get your own Busch Light in Naperville

You wanna fight? I feel like you wanna fight.

 

[Thorn]

Thorn is kind of a knob.

YOUR FACE IS A KNOB!

 

[Annyong]

Thorn is kind of a knob.

YOUR FACE IS A KNOB!

When you go to McDonalds do you order a large Coke and a couple McKnobs?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I lived in Naperville for a while. Actually true.

 

[Thorn]

Thorn is kind of a knob.

YOUR FACE IS A KNOB!

When you go to McDonalds do you order a large Coke and a couple McKnobs?

When you go to a jerk store do you just order yourself?

 

[Annyong]

Thorn is kind of a knob.

YOUR FACE IS A KNOB!

When you go to McDonalds do you order a large Coke and a couple McKnobs?

When you go to a jerk store do you just order yourself?

Yes. When you are wiping your butt and your finger goes through the toilet paper, do you get all excited and wonder what else would feel good going up your butt?

 

[shuke]

Today's fukc cancer update

Spoiler

My sister just posted this about her daughter - many of you generously donated to a benefit for her a couple of years back, and I haven't provided a lot of updates since.

It is with a hevay heart and great sadness that I have to write this today. Over the last couple of months Brian, Lisa and I along with Cathy's doctor have had numerous discussions about if/when to stop Cathy's treatments. During this time we also read her living will and it was very clear she would not want to live this way. Still we were just not ready to let her go. In the past few weeks her quality of life has been declining and continues to do so. Which means the toll it is taking on Brian and the girls is increasing. This past week Brian, Lisa and I decided it was time. Time to stop the treatments. Time to let Cathy go. Even the doctor has no idea with stopping the treatments what comes next or how long we will have her so the future is very unclear. Hospice will be taking over now with her medical needs to keep her comfortable and anything else she needs. Will keep you posted as things change.

If you are having family get togethers this holiday weekend treasure every person there and let them know how special they are in your life because you just never know when it may be the last time you get this chance.

So sorry, man.

 

[Thorn]

Thorn is kind of a knob.

YOUR FACE IS A KNOB!

When you go to McDonalds do you order a large Coke and a couple McKnobs?

When you go to a jerk store do you just order yourself?

Yes. When you are wiping your butt and your finger goes through the toilet paper, do you get all excited and wonder what else would feel good going up your butt?

Strangely, I've been able to master wiping myself without fingering myself.

 

[Josie Maran]

EIN MINUTEN BITTE!!!!

 

[strykerpks]

not sure why stryker doesn't want me to send him beer

Hold up, Mistadobalina. What's all this, now?

I'M TRYING TO SEND YOU BEER BUT PACKAGES ADDRESSED TO "STRYKERPKS" KEEP GETTING RETURNED

Dagnabbit I can't tell if you're serious or shticking.

100% serious this time

If I PM you my address....again....and get a Granny Pantie of the Month Club membership...again...I'm going to drive to Allouez and start wrecking #### until I find you

F that noise Furls. Send it to me.

Hang on a minute (but in German, so Ein minuten bitte), pretty sure you can get your own Busch Light in Naperville

You wanna fight? I feel like you wanna fight.

I'll fight you for FurleyBeers

 

[Thorn]

not sure why stryker doesn't want me to send him beer

Hold up, Mistadobalina. What's all this, now?

I'M TRYING TO SEND YOU BEER BUT PACKAGES ADDRESSED TO "STRYKERPKS" KEEP GETTING RETURNED

Dagnabbit I can't tell if you're serious or shticking.

100% serious this time

If I PM you my address....again....and get a Granny Pantie of the Month Club membership...again...I'm going to drive to Allouez and start wrecking #### until I find you

F that noise Furls. Send it to me.

Hang on a minute (but in German, so Ein minuten bitte), pretty sure you can get your own Busch Light in Naperville

You wanna fight? I feel like you wanna fight.

I'll fight you for FurleyBeers

get in line

 

[bentley]

Abe> Did you even read my post, bro? It was the only logical explanation of your issue in the sea of bull####.

Just told our semi-alcoholic senior construction superintendent neighbor that we were moving in the near future. It went surprisingly well. I think the fact that we had a brain numbing amount of La Fin du Monde prior to the discussion probably helped.

 

[strykerpks]

get in line

Wait, you want to fight me, Furley or SuperNOTAwesomeDude?

 

[Thorn]

get in line

Wait, you want to fight me, Furley or SuperNOTAwesomeDude?

what are you up for?

 

[strykerpks]

get in line

Wait, you want to fight me, Furley or SuperNOTAwesomeDude?

what are you up for?

Because it's not a school night and I can stay up as late as I want

 

[kevzilla]

get in line

Wait, you want to fight me, Furley or SuperNOTAwesomeDude?

what are you up for?

Because it's not a school night and I can stay up as late as I want

Settle down, drunks

 

[strykerpks]

get in line

Wait, you want to fight me, Furley or SuperNOTAwesomeDude?

what are you up for?

Because it's not a school night and I can stay up as late as I want

Settle down, drunks

You're next

 

[kevzilla]

 

[Thorn]

Keep it up Kev and I'll make you do a cucumber vodka shot.

 

[Annyong]

I haven't showered all day. Time for a shower beer. Then I'll prolly fall asleep watching a movie.

Thorn- I like how when you texted me it brought up your last text...from July 6th 2012

 

[Josie Maran]

Gaaaaaay

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Keep it up Kev and I'll make you do a cucumber vodka shot.

Belly shots!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Me & Romo had a pretty good conversation going but the poor guy was tired.

 

[Josie Maran]

Whoa. Just got supergay.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

He had 3 Miller Lites. In honor of his wife. True story.

 

[Annyong]

Hey guys quit being drinks mmmkay

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I can't wait until that coke shows up from Raiders.

 

[strykerpks]

Hey guys quit being drinks mmmkay

Fight!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

First thing Romo says to me after Mrs. SLB goes to bed. "How did you get a girl like that?"

 

[ScottNorwood]

Me & Romo had a pretty good conversation going but the poor guy was tired.

Did you invite Roger over?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Now it all makes sense. Roger the Shrubber/Arborist

 

[Thorn]

I haven't showered all day. Time for a shower beer. Then I'll prolly fall asleep watching a movie.

Thorn- I like how when you texted me it brought up your last text...from July 6th 2012

I LIKE HOW YOU PUT NO EFFORT INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP!

PS are you coming to beerhole?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Me & Romo had a pretty good conversation going but the poor guy was tired.

Did you invite Roger over?

I offered some pot.

 

[kevzilla]

First thing Romo says to me after Mrs. SLB goes to bed. "How did you get a girl like that?"

The question stands.

 

[Thorn]

Whoa. Just got supergay.

like your face?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Drunk. I think the wife sees this as a challenge to see if she can conquer. We'll see.

I dont undersand

 

[St. Louis Bob]

First thing Romo says to me after Mrs. SLB goes to bed. "How did you get a girl like that?"

The question stands.

I know what makes a girl happy. Sure I choose not to do those things but I do know.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Showed Romo the path.®

 

[strykerpks]

Showed Romo the path.®

I think YSR knows what her jewelry looks like

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Charv rules, you guys drool

 

[DA RAIDERS]

What's with all the Naperville in here? I stayed through minivan chat, New Radicals chat, and the influx of gingers, but I think I'm going to have to draw the line here.

I'm going to a 1 year olds bday party on Sunday. My friend, the dad, is from Naperville.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Keep it up Kev and I'll make you do a cucumber vodka shot.

Does this involve buttchugging? Is the cucumber hollowed out and acts as a sort of funnel?

 

[1234]

I'm a proud Dad. My little girl went to prom. I will be sending pics to everyone...even those that cost.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I challenged lady raiders to #### me every day this weekend, including Monday. We shook on it and everything. We'll see how it works out.

 

[1234]

I challenged lady raiders to #### me every day this weekend, including Monday. We shook on it and everything. We'll see how it works out.

Nice job, pansy.

Try getting laid because you are actually worth the time.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Our pediatrician accidentally touched my **** today. Pretty bad-ass.

 

[cosjobs]

My doc offered me eternal youth for my joints (both knees, ankle, back and right thumb) through the miracles of platelet enriched plasma, stem cells, and/or HGH. He said he's scaring the hell out of joint manufacturers and make knee/hip replacements, etc. Obsolete. (Sorry shuke)

 

[YSR]

He had 3 Miller Lites. In honor of his wife. True story.

Oh bull####.

 

[Josie Maran]

I challenged lady raiders to #### me every day this weekend, including Monday. We shook on it and everything. We'll see how it works out.

Nice job, pansy.Try getting laid because you are actually worth the time.

Try not being a ####.

 

[Josie Maran]

My doc offered me eternal youth for my joints (both knees, ankle, back and right thumb) through the miracles of platelet enriched plasma, stem cells, and/or HGH. He said he's scaring the hell out of joint manufacturers and make knee/hip replacements, etc. Obsolete. (Sorry shuke)

Gee, that doesn't sound like a scam at all.

Tell him you'll offer him full payment if and when the treatment actually works. See if he'll accept that deal.