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Officer Pete Malloy said:
My wife has to train for he new job in a town 90 miles away. The company is willing to pay either the mileage for her to drive or for a hotel.

For some reason she thinks making a 3 hour round trip 5 days a week (at really odd hours) is the best way to go. :loco:

I've got some serious convincing to do over the next 2 weeks.
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Well that seems like an HR violation of some kind.

 
bentley said:
Party went great. PR chick was sufficiently impressed. Now watching JR play his new Minecraft game on the XBOX 360. The fact that he can't read is slowing down his progress a bit.
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I feel like this is all some elaborate plan by K4 & YRS to split you and Mrs. Bentley up.

Josie Maran said:
"Nice girls don't kiss on the first date, Steve. Your mother didn't kiss me until the third date...it made sex on the first two dates very impersonal."
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:lmao:

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St. Louis Bob said:
I'm sitting on the bench at the end of the path® letting the dog roam and he almost caught a turkey. They most certainly can fly but not well. He barely got away.
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The dog or the turkey?

My knucklehead decided on his evening constitutional(read: When he goes out after dinner to drop a load) that the buzzard he saw snacking on a flattened armadillo was somehow trespassing on HIS personal property. The buzzard, as you would imagine, was not amused. At. All. Needless to say, our hero decided that taking a dook wasn't that important anymore.

That was over an hour ago. Finally coaxed him back out into the yard to do his job. May well have been the fastest recorded dump in the history of dog-dom. It was as if it was fired out of some kind of a@#-mounted, turd ballistae. Upon running back into the house, I don't think his feet ever touched the ground.

Now he's sitting at my wife's feet looking uber proud of himself.
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The turkey. He flew to the very top of the trees, a good 50 feet up I guess.

Abraham said:
Present. Bored. Went to a birthday party for kids today with some of the most uninteresting people I've ever met. Nice folks, but had literally nothing to say. We say around the living room staring at each other in near silence while the kids played outside. So I went and got a six pack and a pack of smokes and sat in the driveway until it was time to go.
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:lmao: :lmao:

Officer Pete Malloy said:
My wife has to train for he new job in a town 90 miles away. The company is willing to pay either the mileage for her to drive or for a hotel.

For some reason she thinks making a 3 hour round trip 5 days a week (at really odd hours) is the best way to go. :loco:

I've got some serious convincing to do over the next 2 weeks.
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yikes

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
My wife has to train for he new job in a town 90 miles away. The company is willing to pay either the mileage for her to drive or for a hotel.

For some reason she thinks making a 3 hour round trip 5 days a week (at really odd hours) is the best way to go. :loco:

I've got some serious convincing to do over the next 2 weeks.
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Long commutes make you fat. There's no time for sit down meals so you have to grab whatever's easily available which is usually junk. She'll be eating ding dongs and roller grilled weiners several times a week. For every week she makes that commute expect her to put on at least 2 pounds.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Where the hell is everybody tonight? Don't expect me to believe you people have lives.
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We had friends over yesterday. My one GB beat colon cancer which is the good news. Bad news he lost a big portion of his colon so he can't drink booze anymore. So instead he smokes (even more) pot. Goodnight was I stoned and drunk. I kept making up "facts" whenever one of the wives rambled on too long about something. "Lincoln was great. Did you know he originally was going to give the Gettysburg address in Charleston NC?" Frankly I was embarrassing myself with my jokes but my GB's were rofl so of course I couldn't help myself. It's really bad when I'm telling myself "Bob, lets see how long you can go without saying something". :bag:


 
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St. Louis Bob said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Where the hell is everybody tonight? Don't expect me to believe you people have lives.
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We had friends over yesterday. My one GB beat colon cancer which is the good news. Bad news he lost a big portion of his colon so he can't drink booze anymore. So instead he smokes (even more) pot. Goodnight was I stoned and drunk. I kept making up "facts" whenever one of the wives rambled on too long about something. "Lincoln was great. Did you know he originally was going to give the Gettysburg address in Charleston NC?" Frankly I was embarrassing myself with my jokes but my GB's were rofl so of course I couldn't help myself. It's really bad when I'm telling myself "Bob, lets see how long you can go without saying something". :bag:
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Officer Pete Malloy said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Where the hell is everybody tonight? Don't expect me to believe you people have lives.
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We had friends over yesterday. My one GB beat colon cancer which is the good news. Bad news he lost a big portion of his colon so he can't drink booze anymore. So instead he smokes (even more) pot. Goodnight was I stoned and drunk. I kept making up "facts" whenever one of the wives rambled on too long about something. "Lincoln was great. Did you know he originally was going to give the Gettysburg address in Charleston NC?" Frankly I was embarrassing myself with my jokes but my GB's were rofl so of course I couldn't help myself. It's really bad when I'm telling myself "Bob, lets see how long you can go without saying something". :bag:
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Already? It's only 8 a.m.

 
Last night my sister in law kept asking spoilery questions about game of thrones. She told me she loves spoilers and begged me to tell her what happens. I made up quite an elaborate fake story.

 
shuke said:
Guster said:
*** BeerHole Announcement ***

Thorn and I will be road tripping from Cincinnati early in the morning on Friday, July 11*

We are returning on Monday morning so we can extend BeerHole to cover the World Cup final match

Who are we picking up along the way?

Shuke?

Homer?

Aaron?

Annyong?

anyone else interested? We'll rent a vehicle that's big enough to fit all who want to join
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I'll have to sleep on it. Wife was in a bad place this week and starting #####ing about all my travel.
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What day will you being picking up in Austin?

 
Josie Maran said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Guster said:
Where the hell is everybody tonight? Don't expect me to believe you people have lives.
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Ended up going on a date with NewGirl and just got back in. We're meeting up again in the morning... This is a bit, different. Normally if I went on a date and expected to see the girl again in the morning, it would be when i woke up and rolled over in bed.

Had a fun night of chatting and getting to know each other better and all that though. Looking forward to hanging out for a bit in the am. Still in the excited phase
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I watch it every time. :goodposting:
 
My wife nearly pulled a SLB yesterday. Did a drunk back flip head stand or some such shenanigans in the pool. Hit her forehead pretty good, got out of the pool and promptly passed out as she bent down to get some ice for her head. Landed on her face. She's got a sweet skid mark that goes forehead, bridge of nose, upper lip from the fall. And another skid mark on the other side of her forehead from the pool. She's less than thrilled. :lmao:

 
DA RAIDERS said:
My wife nearly pulled a SLB yesterday. Did a drunk back flip head stand or some such shenanigans in the pool. Hit her forehead pretty good, got out of the pool and promptly passed out as she bent down to get some ice for her head. Landed on her face. She's got a sweet skid mark that goes forehead, bridge of nose, upper lip from the fall. And another skid mark on the other side of her forehead from the pool. She's less than thrilled. :lmao:
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Jesus. Glad she's alright GB.

 
krista, my heart jumped into my throat when I saw the photo Rudolfo posted on FB. That looked way to much like Paloma, but a closer examination makes it look like somewhere else.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
krista, my heart jumped into my throat when I saw the photo Rudolfo posted on FB. That looked way to much like Paloma, but a closer examination makes it look like somewhere else.
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Yikes, just looked to see what you were referring to. Scary!

 
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strykerpks said:
mr roboto said:
Built a garden box for the wife today. She wants to start growing vegetables and herbs. Materials were around $100. Took me 4 hours. Then she has to buy the plants. I don't think this will be a positive financial return.
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FIL and I did an 8x9 raised bed garden with railroad ties last week. Took us about 7 hours. Wife planted it today.I don't even like vegetables.
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What's that plastic on the top course?
 
strykerpks said:
mr roboto said:
Built a garden box for the wife today. She wants to start growing vegetables and herbs. Materials were around $100. Took me 4 hours. Then she has to buy the plants. I don't think this will be a positive financial return.
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FIL and I did an 8x9 raised bed garden with railroad ties last week. Took us about 7 hours. Wife planted it today.

I don't even like vegetables.
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That looks awesome. I would love to have that one day.

 
DA RAIDERS said:
My wife nearly pulled a SLB yesterday. Did a drunk back flip head stand or some such shenanigans in the pool. Hit her forehead pretty good, got out of the pool and promptly passed out as she bent down to get some ice for her head. Landed on her face. She's got a sweet skid mark that goes forehead, bridge of nose, upper lip from the fall. And another skid mark on the other side of her forehead from the pool. She's less than thrilled. :lmao:
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Congratulations. Everyone she meets will now think you're Ray Rice.

 
Hung out with NewGirl again this morning. We did it up SLB-style and went on a 5 mile walk with a stop for a Bloody Mary in the middle :banned: :thumbup:

 
ScottNorwood said:
Guster said:
Hung out with NewGirl again this morning. We did it up SLB-style
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You put it in her butt?
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YSR said:
ScottNorwood said:
Guster said:
Hung out with NewGirl again this morning. We did it up SLB-style
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You put it in her butt?
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You've got chiggers on your wiener and a ###### on your head?
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Josie Maran said:
Guster said:
Hung out with NewGirl again this morning. We did it up SLB-style and went on a 5 mile walk with a stop for a Bloody Mary in the middle :banned: :thumbup:
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You sold her office supplies?
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kevzilla said:
Guster said:
Hung out with NewGirl again this morning. We did it up SLB-style and went on a 5 mile walk with a stop for a Bloody Mary in the middle :banned: :thumbup:
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You know a guy?
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:lmao: :cry: :lmao:

so good

 
Getting ready to head downtown for the Taste of Cincinnati with my daughter and her mother.

Every once in a while we try to do something together and it's always a little awkward but my daughter really appreciates it

Unfortunately they spent all day at Kings Island Amusement park and we're getting a late jump on things and by the time we get down there it'll be packed with drunks and I won't be one of them :kicksrock:

 
Anyone have this "cold water challenge" thing going around on their Facebook feed?

Apparently you take a video of yourself reading something then jump into cold water. You then tag a bunch of your friends and challenge them to either do the same thing within 24 hours or donate $100 to some charity.

So stupid. I'm not jumping into any cold water and I definitely don't have $100 to just toss at random charities right now. Also, I don't encourage or pass around chain letters or other flash in the pan garbage like this.

I actually have lost respect for a bunch of people I know for taking part in this nonsense.

 
GroveDiesel said:
Anyone have this "cold water challenge" thing going around on their Facebook feed?

Apparently you take a video of yourself reading something then jump into cold water. You then tag a bunch of your friends and challenge them to either do the same thing within 24 hours or donate $100 to some charity.

So stupid. I'm not jumping into any cold water and I definitely don't have $100 to just toss at random charities right now. Also, I don't encourage or pass around chain letters or other flash in the pan garbage like this.

I actually have lost respect for a bunch of people I know for taking part in this nonsense.
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:rolleyes:
 
mr roboto said:
strykerpks said:
mr roboto said:
Built a garden box for the wife today. She wants to start growing vegetables and herbs. Materials were around $100. Took me 4 hours. Then she has to buy the plants. I don't think this will be a positive financial return.
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FIL and I did an 8x9 raised bed garden with railroad ties last week. Took us about 7 hours. Wife planted it today.I don't even like vegetables.
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What's that plastic on the top course?
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It's a rubber liner on the railroad ties because they are heavily treated apparently with stuff that is not good to be in contact with food.

The lines are just twine because she's following some method called square foot gardening

 
I'm still reeling a little from the great canteloupe debate, so I have to ask: we all pretty much agree that ripe pineapple is like manna from heaven, right?

 
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