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[Henry Ford]

Wife got drunk enough to be puking by 8:15 tonight. Happy Memorial Day weekend!

Puke and rally!

There will be no rally.

 

[krista4]

I'm still reeling a little from the great canteloupe debate, so I have to ask: we all pretty much agree that ripe pineapple is like manna from heaven, right?

Oh come on! There is no comparison between the supreme beauty of a pineapple and the nefarious evil-doing of the cantaloupe.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm still reeling a little from the great canteloupe debate, so I have to ask: we all pretty much agree that ripe pineapple is like manna from heaven, right?

Oh come on! There is no comparison between the supreme beauty of a pineapple and the nefarious evil-doing of the cantaloupe.

 

[Josie Maran]

Kinda curious to see what happens as I'm combining a round of ColonBlow with 20 or so Miller Lites.

 

[mr. furley]

Wife got drunk enough to be puking by 8:15 tonight. Happy Memorial Day weekend!

Puke and rally!

There will be no rally.

time to cut your losses

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm still reeling a little from the great canteloupe debate, so I have to ask: we all pretty much agree that ripe pineapple is like manna from heaven, right?

Oh come on! There is no comparison between the supreme beauty of a pineapple and the nefarious evil-doing of the cantaloupe.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[bentley]

Agree on pineapples vs. melons. I'm glad we could all rally around something.

 

[Frostillicus]

I like pineapple.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I'm still reeling a little from the great canteloupe debate, so I have to ask: we all pretty much agree that ripe pineapple is like manna from heaven, right?

Oh come on! There is no comparison between the supreme beauty of a pineapple and the nefarious evil-doing of the cantaloupe.

I love cantaloupe wrapped with proscuitto - I would think pineapple would be good too.

 

[proninja]

Wife got drunk enough to be puking by 8:15 tonight. Happy Memorial Day weekend!

My wife isn't drunk, but she's got the puking thing covered. Breakfast, lunch both up, mid afternoon dry heave, and then dinner. Yay pregnancy!

 

[proninja]

Again, picky eaters confuse and frighten me. All fruit is delicious. Except Durian.

 

[krista4]

Again, picky eaters confuse and frighten me. All fruit is delicious. Except Durian.

I like durian. The smell is awful, but it tastes pretty delicious.

 

[strykerpks]

link

I don't know what this is but I like it

 

[ScottNorwood]

Again, picky eaters confuse and frighten me. All fruit is delicious. Except Durian.

I like durian. The smell is awful, but it tastes pretty delicious.

Most people only know Hungry Like The Wolf, but I celebrate their entire catalog.

 

[Drifter]

I'm still reeling a little from the great canteloupe debate, so I have to ask: we all pretty much agree that ripe pineapple is like manna from heaven, right?

Oh come on! There is no comparison between the supreme beauty of a pineapple and the nefarious evil-doing of the cantaloupe.

I love cantaloupe wrapped with proscuitto - I would think pineapple would be good too.

Amy sausage (or something like that) had bacon pineapple sausages at Costco today. Very tasty

 

[strykerpks]

I might be in a meat coma. Today we had some venison summer sausage, pork loin bites wrapped in chorizo and wrapped in bacon, ribs and a bacon wrapped log of mushroom, swiss cheese and beef.

Murica!!

 

[Drifter]

Was going to do Carne Asada with various roasted peppers tonight but it's been pissing rain all day. Hoping for just gray tomorrow.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I like pineapple.

So does Roger

Spoiler

up his ###

 

[Frostillicus]

I might be in a meat coma. Today we had some venison summer sausage, pork loin bites wrapped in chorizo and wrapped in bacon, ribs and a bacon wrapped log of mushroom, swiss cheese and beef.

Murica!!

I made some brats this afternoon.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

link

I don't know what this is but I like it

A lot of awkward words as an excuse to play some Chemical Brothers.

 

[Guster]

I might be in a meat coma. Today we had some venison summer sausage, pork loin bites wrapped in chorizo and wrapped in bacon, ribs and a bacon wrapped log of mushroom, swiss cheese and beef.

Murica!!

I made some brats this afternoon.

Just got done smoking pork belly that has been curing for the last 10 days... homemade bacon for breakfastThrew a couple pork shoulders on the smoker, pulled pork for lunch and dinner

Mmm... meat

 

[Guster]

I might be in a meat coma. Today we had some venison summer sausage, pork loin bites wrapped in chorizo and wrapped in bacon, ribs and a bacon wrapped log of mushroom, swiss cheese and beef.

Murica!!

I made some brats this afternoon.

Just got done smoking pork belly that has been curing for the last 10 days... homemade bacon for breakfastThrew a couple pork shoulders on the smoker, pulled pork for lunch and dinner

Mmm... meat

Oh and I've been drinking Four Roses Small Batch for hours

 

[Josie Maran]

Again, picky eaters confuse and frighten me. All fruit is delicious. Except Durian.

I like durian. The smell is awful, but it tastes pretty delicious.

Most people only know Hungry Like The Wolf, but I celebrate their entire catalog.

:golfclap:

 

[strykerpks]

I might be in a meat coma. Today we had some venison summer sausage, pork loin bites wrapped in chorizo and wrapped in bacon, ribs and a bacon wrapped log of mushroom, swiss cheese and beef.

Murica!!

I made some brats this afternoon.

I think I'm going to continue drinking and watch Foofighters Live at Wembley that I DVRd off of Palladia today.

 

[strykerpks]

I might be in a meat coma. Today we had some venison summer sausage, pork loin bites wrapped in chorizo and wrapped in bacon, ribs and a bacon wrapped log of mushroom, swiss cheese and beef.

Murica!!

I made some brats this afternoon.

Just got done smoking pork belly that has been curing for the last 10 days... homemade bacon for breakfastThrew a couple pork shoulders on the smoker, pulled pork for lunch and dinner

Mmm... meat

Oh my

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I might be in a meat coma. Today we had some venison summer sausage, pork loin bites wrapped in chorizo and wrapped in bacon, ribs and a bacon wrapped log of mushroom, swiss cheese and beef.

Murica!!

Got a recipe and maybe a picture? What kind of beef?

 

[Frostillicus]

I might be in a meat coma. Today we had some venison summer sausage, pork loin bites wrapped in chorizo and wrapped in bacon, ribs and a bacon wrapped log of mushroom, swiss cheese and beef.

Murica!!

I made some brats this afternoon.

Just got done smoking pork belly that has been curing for the last 10 days... homemade bacon for breakfastThrew a couple pork shoulders on the smoker, pulled pork for lunch and dinner

Mmm... meat

Oh and I've been drinking Four Roses Small Batch for hours

Elijah Craig here

 

[strykerpks]

I might be in a meat coma. Today we had some venison summer sausage, pork loin bites wrapped in chorizo and wrapped in bacon, ribs and a bacon wrapped log of mushroom, swiss cheese and beef.

Murica!!

Got a recipe and maybe a picture? What kind of beef?

Ever done a bacon explosion? Essentially that but beef instead of the pork layer, and mushroom/swiss in the middle

Before

After

ETA - Just used regular ground beef.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

log of mushroom

That is one of the most unappetizing word combinations ever.

 

[strykerpks]

Your face is an unappetizing word combination

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Your face is an unappetizing word combination

That's mean.

 

[strykerpks]

Your face is an unappetizing word combination

That's mean.

I'm sorry

 

[Guster]

I might be in a meat coma. Today we had some venison summer sausage, pork loin bites wrapped in chorizo and wrapped in bacon, ribs and a bacon wrapped log of mushroom, swiss cheese and beef.

Murica!!

I made some brats this afternoon.

Just got done smoking pork belly that has been curing for the last 10 days... homemade bacon for breakfastThrew a couple pork shoulders on the smoker, pulled pork for lunch and dinner

Mmm... meat

Oh and I've been drinking Four Roses Small Batch for hours

Elijah Craig here

 

[Guster]

Shuke, can I get a ruling?

 

[Guster]

Does anybody have a good recommendation on a bourbon drinkin' glass? Mine seems to have some sort of issue where it keeps ending up empty

 

[kevzilla]

Does anybody have a good recommendation on a bourbon drinkin' glass? Mine seems to have some sort of issue where it keeps ending up empty

It's an age-old problem.

 

[Josie Maran]

Wanna hear about the epitome of laziness? The Homer username has been off the badboy list for almost a week, but I haven't gone back because I didn't want to put in the effort of logging out and logging back in.

I'm basically a vegetable without the respirator.

 

[Josie Maran]

Does anybody have a good recommendation on a bourbon drinkin' glass? Mine seems to have some sort of issue where it keeps ending up empty

I'm pretty sick of being sold empty cans of beer at the convenience store, frankly.

 

[YSR]

Wanna hear about the epitome of laziness? The Homer username has been off the badboy list for almost a week, but I haven't gone back because I didn't want to put in the effort of logging out and logging back in.

I'm basically a vegetable without the respirator.

Impressive, sir.

 

[Josie Maran]

Wanna hear about the epitome of laziness? The Homer username has been off the badboy list for almost a week, but I haven't gone back because I didn't want to put in the effort of logging out and logging back in.

I'm basically a vegetable without the respirator.

Impressive, sir.

Pretty good, right?

But I actually think I've got one better. I had been told that Community is a really funny show so I added it to my queue on Hulu (with the intent of maybe getting around to it in the next five years...maybe) but I accidentally started playing the pilot episode.

Now just so you have the correct picture in your mind, I'm laying in bed (hot, right?) and using my PlayStation controller for this process. As soon as it starts playing I try to back out but with Hulu you have to wait a minute...well in that small window, the controller's battery dies. If I would have just sat up in bed, the TV and PlayStation would have literally been less than one full stride away. F##k that noise. I was officially along for the ride at that point.

So I just laid there (hehe) and ended up watching the first four episodes of the best sitcom I've seen since Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. If I'd have been one of those industrious "Type A" personalities, or even a slightly normal person, I would have moved the six feet required and missed out on some spectacular entertainment.

So sometimes laziness can really pay off.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

You can just completely skip Season 4. It's awful. And I love Community.

And the Foo Fighters suck dongs.

 

[Josie Maran]

You can just completely skip Season 4. It's awful. And I love Community.

And the Foo Fighters suck dongs.

I'm halfway through season three and as soon as I started thinking that it was starting to get a little dark, the characters started referencing how dark things had gotten...which made me love it 10X more.

I would have paid good money to hang out in the writers room at that point.

Or any point, to be honest. It fascinates me how they come up with some of that ####.

 

[Josie Maran]

Also, where did the Foo Fighters thing come from?

 

[Josie Maran]

"It's Bagel Bites in a deconstructed Hot Pocket reduction with a Doritos glaze."

--Troy

 

[Uruk-Hai]

 

[Josie Maran]

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Well, I may have added a shot of Bailey's

 

[Osaurus]

Grilled pineapple.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Grilled pineapple.

Agreed. I like adding it to a shish kabob, too.

 

[Henry Ford]

You can just completely skip Season 4. It's awful. And I love Community.

And the Foo Fighters suck dongs.

I would consider beating a homeless person to death with a shoe if it would give us season six and a movie.And season 4 makes me angry. Just horribly angry.