GM's thread about nothing (44 Viewers)

[shuke]

This damn kid is still breached. Wife is somewhere between 32-34 weeks depending on who you ask. She's deathly afraid of IVs let alone a C-section. Plus she has malignant hypothermia which means certain anesthesia can't be used. She may freak if she needs the knife. She did say that if she has a c-section, she's done having kids though. So I have that going for me.

What does this mean, I forget. Turned sideways?

 

[Abraham]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Is this a visit, or permanent move? Sorry if this has been covered.

I thought about you the other day, I was going to suggest you get a job at Children's Hospital. So much hot tail there, young nurses, etc. But then I remembered about all the kids there.

How sick would a kid have to be to be out of bounds for Homer? Stage 4 cancer?

I know you mean no harm, but that's not all that funny.

 

[belljr]

AVN awards on showtime presently

 

[Abraham]

Hawks!

 

[Henry Ford]

Kane is so god#### money.

 

[Henry Ford]

That pass was beautiful.

 

[krista4]

And just as I typed that, he won!!!

Awesome. He can wear that bracelet for the rest of his life and earn instant cred the moment he sits at the table.

And just as I typed that, he won!!!

Awesome. He can wear that bracelet for the rest of his life and earn instant cred the moment he sits at the table.

Very cool

I know a girl that's married to a guy that's friends with the guy who just won the WSOP PL OH event

I'm super excited. The other guys make fun of him because he's such a sweet guy that he always adds "please" at the end when they're playing: "raise, please", "check, please". Sometimes nice guys finish first!

Your [husband's] description of him sitting down for his first ever live poker hand was

Fumbling chips, checking out of turn, apologizing for not drinking. Everyone else at the table is belching talking trash and he's like

"Hello! Lovely to see you. May I raise please?"

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[shuke]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Godspeed on your journey.

Well kids, I'm outta here.

Alright alright alright.

Drive safe GB! And welcome back to the great state of Ohio

Now when the hell are you getting down to Cincinnati?

I'm sure I'll be down for a long weekend for some Bengal love. Gotta check the schedule.

We getting the league back together?

 

[belljr]

Best girl girl scene up first

 

[bentley]

Last day at this job. Thinking of staying long enough to learn if we are are getting free lunch. Then I'm going to cut my yard and drink a lot of beer.

Realtor tried to sell me on your neighborhood today but I told him that 100% of the people I knew that lived there were #######s.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

AVN awards on showtime presently

Over hawks/kings? Grow up.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I know a girl that's married to a guy that's friends with the guy who just won the WSOP PL OH event

Lol

 

[belljr]

AVN awards on showtime presently

Over hawks/kings? Grow up.

i have both on big guy

 

[BobbyLayne]

BL @ 15

No clue on the belt buckle. WTF w/ the Pepsi, I thought I always hated that crap.

 

[Abraham]

Last day at this job. Thinking of staying long enough to learn if we are are getting free lunch. Then I'm going to cut my yard and drink a lot of beer.

Realtor tried to sell me on your neighborhood today but I told him that 100% of the people I knew that lived there were #######s.

The house next door had a "coming soon" sign on it last Saturday. When I got home from wrk today it was "under contract".

 

[krista4]

HAWKS!

 

[bentley]

HOW ABOUT OUR BLACKHAWKS????

 

[krista4]

BL @ 15

No clue on the belt buckle. WTF w/ the Pepsi, I thought I always hated that crap.

Love these.

 

[shuke]

It took some time, but will all the werewolf guys back me up on the fact that this thread has basically devolved into a neverending werewolf thread?

Right shuke?

Still don't know how to play.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It's dohj

 

[shuke]

Thanks for ruining the thread, Otis.

Would it help if I started icing bros in here?

Bring it.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Shuke posted an iced video the other day. Must see stuff.

 

[Frostillicus]

Just figured out how to chromecast an incognito window.

 

[bentley]

HAWKS!

 

[bentley]

Honda Pilot versus Toyota Highlander versus ______?

Going to look for cars for the first time evah tomorrow. Do not relish.

Very happy owner of a 5 year old Honda Pilot with just over 100K miles on it. Thing runs like it's brand new.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BL @ 15

No clue on the belt buckle. WTF w/ the Pepsi, I thought I always hated that crap.

That's just the attitude we don't need. Sure, Mohawk has beaten us twelve years in a row. Sure, they're terrific athletes. They've got the best equipment that money can buy. Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse, not masseur, masseuse. But it doesn't matter. Do you know that every Mohawk competitor has an electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests every 48 hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany, and the newest Olympic power Trinidad-Tobago? But it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter.

And even, and even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far over our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days. Even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field. Even if every man, woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter, because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk 'cause they've got all the money!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Think this was posted before, but there's a home star runner vid in here where doge was first used: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doge

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just figured out how to chromecast an incognito window.

Shift-ctrl-n. Love it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ooh anecdotal car evidence!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Think this was posted before, but there's a home star runner vid in here where doge was first used: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doge

Wait...we landed on the moon?!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: has anybody mentioned what a neat board this is lately?

 

[krista4]

Insane final minute. Committed to the Indian here.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Which reminds me, I had never seen that Quack Like a Duck video until this week. WTF indeed.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Insane final minute. Committed to the Indian here.

Is the game why you bailed on Seattle-hole tonight?Update on Pacific time zone for hockey viewing?

 

[bentley]

Ooh anecdotal car evidence!

I prefer to think of it as "100% of respondents are 'very satisfied' with their purchase."

 

[BobbyLayne]

'Grats Hawks fans. Do Rangers fans exist in GMTAN? Hate both teams, but nothing better than your team getting a shot at Lord Stanley.

 

[Guster]

What time you guys planning to drive through?

I might take Amtrack home Sunday night so I can work on Monday. I have Friday afternoon off so I could take the train up too if it's easier.

We'll pick you up on our drive Friday - it's free and on the way. If you stick around to Monday, we can drop you off... World Cup watchin' is gonna be fun

I'll stick around to watch the game on Sunday for sure.Just was trying to figure out Friday.

 

[belljr]

'Grats Hawks fans. Do Rangers fans exist in GMTAN? Hate both teams, but nothing better than your team getting a shot at Lord Stanley.

 

[Guster]

Are we playing real life werewolf at beerhole?

I still have no clue what werewolf is and I'm very afraid to investigate.

Do you have a Binnie's near you? Been wanting to check one of those out

 

[krista4]

Insane final minute. Committed to the Indian here.

Is the game why you bailed on Seattle-hole tonight?Update on Pacific time zone for hockey viewing?

Not the reason, but it's a good secondary reason.

Still hate Pacific time. Central is the way to go.

 

[Guster]

9 hour update?

Otis likes balls and loves werewolfBobby Sac is sad

Bobby Layne ratted out a scummy cab driver

How do you pronounce doge?

Our Hawks are winning

Guess I need to be more interesting.

FWB just came over (actually still here), sexed me and brought me another bottle of bourbon

 

[BobbyLayne]

'Grats Hawks fans. Do Rangers fans exist in GMTAN? Hate both teams, but nothing better than your team getting a shot at Lord Stanley.

Right, game 7. Is there any doubt?

Dude I'm watching Miggy & VMart crush it in Seattle. Once the Red Wings start booking tee times I'm barely paying attention.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Are we playing real life werewolf at beerhole?

I still have no clue what werewolf is and I'm very afraid to investigate.

Do you have a Binnie's near you? Been wanting to check one of those out

Not too far away

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Godspeed on your journey.

Well kids, I'm outta here.

Alright alright alright.

I actually thought as I was leaving "If I die on the highway and that's my last post at footballguys, I'm totally okay with that.

Kinda disappointed it didn't happen that way.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

When Tremendous Upside was alive on the Internet he was a Rangers fan

 

[Abraham]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Godspeed on your journey.

Well kids, I'm outta here.

Alright alright alright.

I actually thought as I was leaving "If I die on the highway and that's my last post at footballguys, I'm totally okay with that.

Kinda disappointed it didn't happen that way.

Welcome to gorgeous Youngstown!

 

[Guster]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Godspeed on your journey.

Well kids, I'm outta here.

Alright alright alright.

Drive safe GB! And welcome back to the great state of Ohio

Now when the hell are you getting down to Cincinnati?

UI'm sure I'll be down for a long weekend for some Bengal love. Gotta check the schedule.

We getting the league back together?

There was some energy in the thread earlier this year and with Homer back, I think we can get 12 easy!!!

 

[Guster]

Shuke posted an iced video the other day. Must see stuff.

Black ice?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Still hate Pacific time. Central is the way to go.

LINK

 

[Guster]

Insane final minute. Committed to the Indian here.

Pics or gtfo